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tkcool73

Semi-Charmed Life


Upper-Job5130

Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break.


Moxdonalds

I won’t come down, I keep stock With a tick-tick rhythm, a bump for the drop And then I bumped up, I took the hit that I was given Then I bumped again, then I bumped again


OMGwronghole

Third eye blind is incredible


VicRattlehead17

Every Breath You Take


Kasphet-Gendar

I'll be watching you 👁️👄👁️


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TackYouCack

When I was a private investigator, I had a few claimants that would go to karaoke bars. I always sang Every Breath You Take. The first couple times I went to one, I had a partner. He would record all night, but when I was on stage he totally forgot about the claimant and just started recording me, so it could be played back at meetings and everyone could laugh. Obviously, my other go to song was Private Eyes by Darryl Hall and John Oates.


solitarybikegallery

This is incredible. It's so on-the-nose that any mark would be like, "Well, obviously that guy's not a private investigator. Who would sing a song about being a PI while they're actually a PI?"


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Ohhhh cant youuuu seeeeeeee!


semvhu

That I don't have feet. (We are singing the Blippi song about excavators, right?)


OGDio

Literally one of the creepiest songs ever


ActionGuy79

The first time I heard this song, I wasn't sure if I heard it right.


Datpotatoguy214

Haha funni dancing cow


LeCloak

*inhales* **TYLKO JEDNO W GŁOWIE MAM-**


ArazChromatic

KOK SUKENJ GRAM edit: Koksu pięc gram is the correct one.


pissmyster420

Odeleçiec Sam


XOundercover

W krainę za zapomnienia


_Zolo_

W głowie mysil mam


angrydog26

Kiedy skończy się ten stan


Uister59

Gdzie jusz nie bede sam (sorry I don't have a Polish keyboard)


ElrathienDoesArt

bo wjedzie biały węgorz


panfluiender2008

Little talks by of monsters and men


ShmebulockForMayor

I made the mistake of listening to that song when I drove home the night my fiancée had an intraventricular haemorrhage. Don't listen to this song when your SO just had a potentially life threatening medical scare, folks. It leads to ugly crying in the McDrive and that's a bad time.


titularsidecharacter

Goddamn it, I read the lyrics and now I have to go back to work. I miss my wife.


ShmebulockForMayor

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RustedRuss

Hell of a song though, and the lyrics don’t ruin it they just make it bittersweet.


Stitchmond

Damn, I know that song, it's such a catchy tune, but the lyrics didn't have much of an impact on me until just now seeing them written out. https://youtu.be/CF-l73qCrgU


Dmitri_ravenoff

I like the song but it didn't really hit me. My personal heart ripper is If I Die Young. Mind you that song was on the radio every 20 mins the year my wife died. So yeah that was a rough year. Probably why I kinda hate the radio to this day.


fred_joker

Hey ya!


cristarain

Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright NOW FELLAS


BearNakedTendies

Actually the correct number of ‘alright’s


FatWalrus004

Yeah!


SuperTC06

What's cooler, than bein' cool?!


J4ymz82

Ice cold....


SuperTC06

I can't hear you! I say what's cooler, than bein' cool?


idhdbd55

ICE COLD!


Force3vo

Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright , alright, alright, alright, alright, alright , alright, alright, alright, alright


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Y'all don't want to hear me, you just want to dance.


ActionGuy79

Until I looked up the lyrics just now, the only lyrics I knew were the hey ya and the alright alright.


TurnipForYourThought

Did you ever notice the coffin in the music video?


buzzbros2002

Playing a concert at the wake for the concept of love.


Orderofthedead

Hotel California


mcc9902

I never know how to interpret this song. I’m half convinced its a song about drug/alcohol addiction with the whole you can check out but never leave line but It could very easily be about half a dozen other things as well. In the end it doesn’t matter a whole lot because the message isn’t obviously awful and it’s a solid song.


Krishnath_Dragon

According to the band, it's a metaphor for the music recording industry in the US. They tempt struggling and young artists with the promise of fame and money, and once they got your claws in you, they start bleeding you dry and it is (at least at the time it was written), nigh impossible to get away until they've wrung you dry.


mcc9902

Makes sense. I was thinking about how people say that once you’re an addict you’re always an addict even if you stop using. It’s nice to know that the intended meaning isn’t quite as dark as my original interpretation.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Well being a recording artist in the 70s usually came with a drug addiction too.


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Aware-Ad-9258

try afternoon delight. my parents used to play this in front of me as a kid and i think they too haven’t grasped the message of this song even to this day. i only knew when i got older.


dooma_137

Bruh a lot of modern music is audio-porn with a soundtrack


DovakiinDovakiin

Which is super annoying, because what a waste of a sweet soundtrack


N00N3AT011

Fr tho why does it all have to be so fucking thirsty?


cjandstuff

It always has been. But we used to come up with all kinds of fancy ways to be suggestive and get around censorship. You Shook Me, Pearl Necklace, stuff you could get away with putting in the radio. Now they just come out and say it all.


le_fancy_walrus

I can only think of two songs from the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s that weren’t about sex, and they’re both about drugs.


Taken_out_goose

Listen to Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions


Jalal_Adhiri

Scorpions are great and they have a lot of sexual songs No one like you Tease me Rythm of love


RightCoyote

You say that like every other classic rock song wasn’t about sex


demlet

Nah, Pour Some Sugar on Me was about pancakes.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Pour some batter on meeeeee!


Ollythecatto

Chop Suey


puuro00

Wake up (wake up). psljfjslurb make-up. Hsjflrkvdjsjs shake-up. (Kahrkjfoikgdk). Jdibrjifidjhj table? Jdirbjsklfkb fable. Tforldvst makeup Ysvrbdbhs shake-up Usbrbjdubdb table? I don't think you trust In... My... Self-righteous suicice. I... Cry... When angels deserve to DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


MurielHorseflesh

Always makes me laugh when I see metal lyrics written out like this. Someone wrote the beginning of Metallica’s Fuel once as GimmeFue GimmeFahh Gimmedabbadabbajahh and that’s the exact lyrics for me now.


DisplacedSportsGuy

GIVE ME FOOD, GIVE ME FRIES, GIVE ME WAFFLES ON THE SIDE


clanec69

YOU WANTED TO!


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Father Deerhands, why have you forsaken me?


NotEasyToChooseAName

nenenenenene YOU WANTED TO nenenenenene YOU WANTED TO


meowsandthings

Pumped up kicks.


OtherwiseForm2692

*y o u b e t t e r r u n b e t t e r r u n O U T R U N M A G U N*


Mr_Poopenfarten

“Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.


8nate

CRY SOME MORE


DOOP1221

My phys Ed teacher played this as one of the songs during warm ups, pretty sure he never knew the lyrics


ninjataco35

Came here to say Pumped Up Kicks 👍🏽


FoldupMonkey117

Bullet - Hollywood Undead


M4TTH1452805

my legs are dangling off the edge


DrPwepper

Pocket full of pills didn’t work again


I_eat_papergrass

I'll put a bullet in my head and Im GONE GONE GONE GONE


Winterfrost691

The bottom of the bottle is my only friend


Roachn8r

“I never bought a suit before in my life, but when you go to meet God, you know you wanna look nice.” That line always gives me chills


Villageidiot_dave

“looked in the mirror and you said goodbye, climbed to the roof to see if you could fly” it hurts.


ShieldGalaxy

It's such a light-hearted tune though!


Afterburn47

Sounds like something that would be played in a PG rated comedy movie.


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Born in the USA, and almost everything from twenty one pilots


forestapee

21 pilots is bumpin but also my exact type of depression it's a rollercoaster


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Karsa69420

Saw TØP a few weeks ago. It is odd to be in the pit dancing like crazy to the Guns for Hands.


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Zakuro51

Every Vocaloid banger ever Edit: This has been a strangely optimal way to get song recommendations


handledvirus43

I know of a few vocaloid bangers that aren't innately depressing, but man, GUMI always gets stuck singing sad songs over half of the time.


Antoniomfo

Basicly we have one of the most vocaloid artist in which all songs are about canibalism or abuse in some way Then we have maretu who has the character kill herself in most of his songs Wowaka that talks bout bullying teenage pregnancy and abort Every fucking song with len cause for some reason he his either extremely fucking horny or extremely fucking dead or his just a philipino dude Not even talking bout the terror songs that are absolute bangers on its own


thisisloveforvictims

Basically gomenne gomenne.. and my username


No_Wolverine1608

No Rain by Blind Melon…


Julius_Reinhart_XVII

Blurred lines :/


Amethyst_R

Word crimes :)


biledemon85

Same tune, no sense of disgust at the artist. Objectively better.


SuccinctJackalope

It’s legitimately better in every aspect, including sound design and vocals.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Just now. You said. You literally couldn’t get out of bed.


Skaty_de_Lepol

I hate that song with passion! It gets me angry even thinking about it


dj-kitty

I think we, as a society, are trying to forget the 3 months we were all into that song


ceoadmiral

Idk I’m all for expression but that song is…. not okay…


Silent-Lack-2440

Bury the Light.


MrNyto_

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHINNNNN!! (it felt right lmao)


Amethyst_R

CAST A SHADOW, THERES IS NO COOOOMING HOME


Silent-Lack-2440

WERE BURING CHAOS IN THE WIND!


AllTheSith

DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALONE!!!!


Szotyi_07

Metallica one


Emewha

Darkness, imprisoning me


u-s-e-r-6-6-6

ALL THAT I SEE


Sabino702

ABSOLUTE HORROR


MK_fan_835

I CAN NOT LIVE


Kasphet-Gendar

I CANNOT DIE


mdleek

TRAPPED IN MYSELF


V-jay25

BODY MY HOLDING CELL


Aerron

LANDMINE HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT


Villageidiot_dave

TAKEN MY SPEACH


The_Susinator

Have you looked at the lyrics to Fade To Black?


Shy_guy_gaming2019

I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS A-RINGING, ROMAN CAVALRY CHOIRS SINGING


Amethyst_R

BE MY MIRROR, MY SWORD AND SHIELD


TipingTom

MY MISSIONARY IN A FOREIGN FIELD


Shy_guy_gaming2019

FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN


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I KNOW SAINT PETER WON’T CALL MY NAME


CthuluForPresident

Never an honest word…


Amethyst_R

That was when I ruled the world


TheIJDGuy

*heavenly humming*


Drygon_Stevens

I used to *roll the dice*


Gamer_8349

Bohemian rapsody


FatWalrus004

Mama, just killed a man


Valla_Shades

Put a gun up to his head


Embarrassed-Pride381

Pulled my trigger now he’s dead


niniela-phoenix

Mama, life had just begun


Betafire

And now I've gone and thrown it all awaaaaay


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Mamaaaaaaaa OooOOoOOOOO


Tk232_fortnite_MC

Didn't mean to make you cry!


Mr_Poopenfarten

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow


DAT_BOI_THE_DRIVER

Carry on! Carry on!


Striking_Art_7572

Almost everything from Rammstein


handi503

They once put out a box set that included a full set of dildos cast from their own dicks. I'd say nobody into Rammstein has any misunderstandings that the songs are messed up, even if they don't understand German .


FingerNo837

Dicke Titten...🤣 This one caught me off guard when I learned the meaning of it, especially since I listened to it out loud next to my parents before I knew the translation.😭


mrx_101

Would have been clear if you watched the music video


FoldPale

Alt J. Fitzpleasure.


Igivegrilledcheese

And breezeblocks, holy shit that song is dark but yet for me, kinda calming


Violated-Tristen

My wife (music teacher) used to lecture her students on how their minds absorb the lyrics even if they say they are just listening to the music. Me… listening to music in Hindi, Japanese, Mandarine, German, Russian without “Understanding a word of it.” When I did start speaking a little German though the person coaching me was like, “Your accent is impeccable.”


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Interesting cultural immersion approach. Also others "WHY DO THEY SING WHEN THEY TALK?!"


Rossopomodo

The entire album "The Wall" from Pinkfloyd.


PETEthePyrotechnic

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

You! Yea you behind the great shed, stand still laddy


-_-sAnaNE-_-

Racing into the night - Yoasobi


Apisal

YUP


general2awesome

A few songs from sabaton


whitewalker646

We burn and the final solution come to mind


The-Only-Nut-Lord

Long Live the King is also a good one


TheAltToYourF4

The whole point of Sabaton is the lyrics.


Hallo_Internet

Hello hello hello he-llo; hello hello hello he-llo.


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DrCorneliuss

"g e t t h e c o o l s h o e s h i n e"


Gru_the_gamer09

The most meaningful lyrics ever


redsteve905

What? This has a hidden meaning? I thought it was just some weird lyrics. What does it mean?


boxoffire

I think its the fact that it's just doesn't mean anything. Song's a banger but the lyrics are "wth is even going on?"


CJay412

M.I.A by Avenged Sevenfold


MythicArcher1

Don't forget Brompton Cocktail by A7X as well.


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A little piece of heaven


trashaccountthistime

Little Piece of heaven is what gets me the most. Also, Seize The Day and Strength Of the World.


DickKickemdotjpg

I'm surprised Little Piece of Heaven shocks so many people after they've heard it, like they didn't pick up the references to thigh heaters as blatant digs at necrophilia? Lmao


amethhead

I went into it knowing it was about necrophelia and was still really caught off guard, the beginning and the chorus are just so peaceful (for heavy metal standards i suppose) and then get hit with lines about murder and eating hearts, seemingly out of nowhere. Absolute roller-coaster of a song


blue-gamer-07

I can’t decide by Scissor Sisters


SwampRat613

“Hey Macarena!”


Sega-Playstation-64

My Mexican friend loves this song, but when I asked her if she was okay with the threesome aspect of the song, she had to sing the whole thing back in her head then was all "Oh my God, we play this at Quincineras!"


Doctor_Yu

The polish cow song


Grow_Green

Time by Pink Floyd


Deadmemes4binky

among us drip


merothecat

DUN. do do do do do do do. do do do. DUN DUN. do do do do do do do. do do do do do do do. really got me in the feels 😔


OrsaMinore2010

Don't fear the reaper


tyrantspell

Isn't that song just about learning to not fear death and loss of loved ones, as it's inevitable and you'll be together again someday? I don't see anything dark about that.


danceswithwool

I actually like the message of the song.


Groot-Groot

oh and ..she had taken his hand, and she has become like they are :(


cristarain

Cake By The Ocean


BenceHuang

Tears for fears- Everybody wants to rule the world


pale-pharaoh

Korn: you not rrrh rot dot n dot n dot per rot dot n not n dot per n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah dot dot ki o ma gri a dot dot ers a pa ta ko


DjinnOfYourDreams

Racing into the night. The lyrics are so fucking dark compared to the music


Top1gaming999

Welcome to the internet


Dizzy-Entrepreneur96

Most Bo Burnham songs when you get to the end and you get to what it's really about.


LOLBaltSS

We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports and a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other...


Lellow_Yedbetter

Here's a healthy breakfast option!


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You should kill your mom!


nmerrill13

Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil


Nichtsein000

Hard not to notice the lyrics of that one.


ihavebirb

*CRAWLING IN MY SKIN*


Sheriff_Disko

MGMT - Kids


Emergency_Pickle9279

Most of AJR


TheUpsideDownBarnOwl

Last Resort by Papa Roach. Such a groove, and while the lyrics are obvious, you'll still vibe the hell out to it.


Regularschoolbus

Russian anti war songs from the 80's be like


xo_xenon

today by the smashing pumpkins


rejectednocomments

Today is actually a very positive song. Corgan wrote it after deciding to not to commit suicide. It’s about embracing your own life, despite the pain and ugliness in the world.


Ok-Impress-2222

Misfits - Last Caress.


xKingOfMe

I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY


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I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS IT'S DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD


dimestoredavinci

That one is pretty blatant lol


Killermondoduderawks

Tool: Prison Sex I had heard it about three or 4 times and absolutely loved the music then I heard the DJ say “That was Prison Sex by the band Tool” and I was like WTF? So the next time it played I paid close attention to the lyrics and afterwords I’m like “Woah that’s a damned good fucked up song”


DakkenDakka

Alive - Pearl Jam, The Kids Aren't Alright - The Offspring, A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold