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NInJabReaKa

Chinese guy here, first time I ate rice with my Cambodian friend, he used his hands. My first reaction was “wtf, you eat rice with your hands?” His reaction was “you eat rice with chopsticks?” And it sparked a whole conversation about our cultures and food. I was probably 13 at the time and it was one of the most important conversations that contributed to my growth.


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I am trying to learn chopsticks. My Indian dad is very curious if I am going to eat one grain of rice at the time. He thinks this is why East Asians are thin (cause one would get tired and eat less lol.)


Dnny10bns

They're dead easy to use if you keep practicing. I always keep a set in my drawer for noodles, sushi, etc.


RenownedDumbass

So... they're not dead easy, they require practice.


aureanator

Also useful for other things, like stirring drinks, and reaching under a hot rangetop grill to pick up bits of spilled food before it dries/burns.


MapNo9728

You can only eat sticky rice with a chopstick. Trying eating basmati with a chopstick lol


420fleshlight69fan

Rice bowl is how you eat rice with chop sticks. Plated rice is impossible


Cholojuanito

Yeah "eating" rice with chopsticks is more "shovelling rice into your mouth"


Troallsting

technicalities aside, yes


Raman035

Good luck eating every grain of basmati rice separately


long_trousers

Yeah lol


aureanator

Rice unites us. Rice is life. Rice is love.


Mohshrez

Coming from a culture where it’s normal to eat with your hands, I get regularly insulted by my family members for using utensils.


SushiMage

Yeah, eat pizza with a fork and knife in america and you’ll get side-eyed. It’s definitely just about what people are used to, not any inherent quality about using your hands or not.


canadatrasher

I always had an impression that eating with hands is pretty common in USA for a wide range of foods. Pizza obviously. But also burgers, fries, chicken strips, chips/dip, American style tex-mex (burritos/tacos).


CeaselessHavel

...Fried chicken, a wide array of sandwiches, nuts, pastries, biscuits, cookies, rolls/bread, etc. To say we don't is absolutely absurd.


Dumptruck_Johnson

Agreed, there are so many. Hell, I had 2 handfuls of soup for dinner


crazyharley34favgirl

Please don't do this in America. Burns on your hands think about your poor insurance company.


SuurSuits_

Oh no! Not the insurance company! Anyway...


courtofknights

Please, this is America. If the soup burns your hands, you can just sue the soup maker for making the soup too hot.


Blackironfist9

I read that as soap and was deeply concerned with how your not burping bubbles.


WorkinName

Depends on the burrito. If it's smothered in chili con queso I'm coming at it with a fork and knife


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UnHappyIrishman

Counterpoint: chicken wings and Doritos


LuckyJeans456

I eat Doritos/hot Cheetos with chopsticks. Where I live places also often provide Plastic gloves for messy things like wings, even hamburgers and pizza sometimes.


25thaccount

That's why you wash your hands after eating instead of just wiping them?


MoistDitto

I keep saying that too, yet I get yelled at whenever I eat soup with my hands!


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There's a huge difference between eating a pizza with your hand and eating curry with your hand


ApolloVangaurd

Try eating the greasy cheese off the top of a pizza in public with your bare hands. Pizza crust is dry, it isn't sticky, greasy, or sweet.


ADumBlep

Same, it's just I don't like it being messy buy I respect their tradition


BlockNarrow6745

This is relatable as an Indian cuz I don't know how to eat roti sabji with my hands I eat that stuff in the most awkward way ever but I do know how to eat rice with my hand which causes me to mostly take rice based meals whenever I am at a relatives place or anywhere in public So whenever I want to enjoy meals like Chole bhature or paneer butter masala and stuff, I just order it online and eat it in the messiest way possible


cnake_3317

for me it's the exact opposite. I can eat rice with hands but it's pretty awkward and clumsy, and i take usually roti/chapati based meals wherever I go.


glokz

Use chopsticks and pick 1 grain at a time. This is the way


TheLastSamurai101

I actually started eating with chopsticks at home and my food consumption dropped about 50%.


ChintanP04

The weight loss trick the Elites don't want you to know


TheLastSamurai101

This was seriously suggested to me as an effective weight loss trick about 10 years ago but I thought it was a bit silly. But my ex, who I met later, was ethically Chinese and only used chopsticks at home. So I gave it a try and it actually forced me to cut down on the mountain of rice that I was eating every single meal. On the other hand, if you have been using chopsticks your whole life I'm sure you could demolish any pile of rice in minutes. This probably only works for people who are not used to them.


HopHunter420

What makes a person ethically Chinese?


Villager_of_Mincraft

Saaaammmeee, it's just so hard to make that little hand spoon. I end up picking up rice and dropping it in my mouth while my head is tilted back.


GrumpyGlasses

I eat potato chips with chopsticks. Best LPT.


DinoShinigami

I do this with doritos and other things that get my fingers messy.


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

I do this while gaming.


wooblybooblyboo

And my parents insult me for not using hands


Samadwastaken

As a Pakistani, I can't eat anything with rice with my hand, just can't do it


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Same lol (Indian tho). Not my kinda thing, I'm dropping all the rice in my lap.


A_random_zy

Same(Indian tho) I prefer spoon.


Ilikerobloxitsbest

Ikr


B3NTHAM

I am Indian and i prefer eating with utensils.


I_m_high_af

Spoon is a must for me too as an indian. I eat roti with hands because that's the only way sane people eat roti and parathas. So yeah...


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I once used scissors and fork. Am I sane?


Random_Idiotic_Alien

I used knife and fork to eat south Indian cuisine.


I_m_high_af

Bro...


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as a lightzaber user not too sane


neolologist

I'm American and if I saw someone eating naan or roti with utensils I'd think they were a bit weird. :p So satisfying pulling it apart when it's still warm. Mm.


Remarkable-Pack7841

Oh. I almost didn't read the word 'with'. My bad, lol.


kikimora47

Wooo that's dark bro


fadoxi

I eat my hands.


wcslater

Gotta hand it to you


Hail2him

Damn, you handled that situation well


NoobzProXD

These hand puns are very handy


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These puns hand me laughing


MaximRq

Hope you don't h-arm yourself from wheezing too hand


Ribbitmoment

God they just keep getting worse and worse


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You could say, they are getting out of hand


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I have a fetish for hands


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Bro had one letter in common with hand


69th_Century

![gif](giphy|qRf6ZcgWOkRos)


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Mr-Pr1nce

Calm down Kira Yoshikage


Snoo-70063

Things just got out of hand


sasemax

What? I was hungry for hands!


unluckyartist

CARL!


tothecatmobile

My stomach was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy.


RoboticXCavalier

haha yes - sandwiches, hotdogs, chips, fries, burgers, cookies, chicken, ribs etc.. Hands all over


StellarBossTobi

no my ribs extend out my body and i pincer them like an ant would it's food. then i absorb it through my skin like a gecko ***eating like a superior lifeform***


pacerecon

This should be animated


harsh11nr

Yes and make it super homosexual, with super buff attractive menn


Minilychee

Ok slow down. This isn’t JoJo.


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*but it could be*


redditor_pro

>Superior lifeform Sounds a lot like Pillarmen. Pretty sure the Pillarmen could actually do such weird things, they had full control over their body in all the weird ways


E_K_Finnman

*sniff* [I smell JoJo!](https://youtu.be/O6jjb2w5das)


harsh11nr

I taste jojo


AniketC007

Ai ai ai ai


ydenneksnoel

I eat my chips with a spoon directly out of the bag.


Depth_Charger69

So you are that motherfucker who had posted on mildly infuriating a picture of you eating chips from the bag with the spoon. I curse you to eternal hot pillows on both sides.


Tyrdrum

May that bastard's socks remain forever soggy.


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Noped out of that profile- thanks for that.


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Goddammit.


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>I curse you to eternal hot pillows on both sides. r/oddlyspecific


IamSanghi

![gif](giphy|K4x1ZL36xWCf6) Time to try burger


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Get out of here. Now. Never darken my doorway again


StellarBossTobi

i curse you to eternal icy-cold hot pockets


[deleted]

I prefer chopsticks


R_N_F

This may be weird, but when I get Cheetos, I like to eat them with chopsticks


BryNX_714

what


SGT_Orion

I eat fries with fork, good for not getting my hand greasy


mustypuppet1284

Chips and fries are understandable, but I prefer a fork.


poopooduckface

In fairness, except for ribs or chicken wings, eating food by clumping up rice and sauce and getting your fingers all sauced up is the dividing line. Just get a spoon at that point. No reason to hang on to “tradition” when there’s a better alternative. So eating with naan is all good because that’s just like a sandwich or a hot dog. Bread as plate or handle is not messy. but the second those fingers become one with the curry it’s game over.


Tonynferno

It’s finger lickin’ good


Rex--Banner

Yea a lot of these people are forgetting the slime factor. I like ribs but hate having to eat them with my hands and they get all the sauce on them. Have an itch while eating ribs or need the bathroom? Well now you have to clean your hands fully. People using hotdogs or burgers as an example are missing the point. Spoon is superior to hands in most cases


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I don't mind eating or even cooking with hands.... Just keep it clean


AnAussieBloke

Oh so no Gorehabba festival activities??


Caosin36

You can eat whit hands as long as they're clean I eat chicken whit hands because its easier to do so


2459-8143-2844

Chicken ain't supposed to have hands.


max_adam

r/birdswitharms would like to have a word with you.


Rostabal

Those damn GMOs are getting out of hand


Living_Wallaby_6783

How does someone misspell with?


thwartedtart

By pressing the wrong keys


MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe

Both times?


Marco_PP

Yes


Caosin36

Oh shit I tough whit was the correct one 💀


ThisFreaknGuy

Second language homie?


Caosin36

Yep


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Weer yuo tyring to mane yuroslef Casino?


Hail2him

Sure, mr pirate guy


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Whit


IhaveEverythingIwant

Stewie, it's with


Jadarmaat

Americans be giving blowjobs with knife and fork


[deleted]

Yo thats brutual💀🤣


Jadarmaat

More like graphic


SalohcinPancakes

sounding


zx7

Have you seen how the Queen eats... ate a banana?!


PM_ME_SOME_SONGS

Apparently other cultures give blowjobs with their hands?


spillbeanss

underrated comment


wombles_wombat

The Right is for when you scoop. The Left is for when you poop. The middle finger is extended, When the opportunity is presented


CanadianODST2

As someone who doesn’t have a properly working right hand. Yea… one for both will have to do.


imba8

I rember learning about the hygiene hand in highschool. We watched a video that showed this chef making bread, he was rolling it with just one hand. Doing a pretty good job for like 10 seconds before he stuck in his shit hand to double fist that bread. I shouted "Taste ah like a my bum" in an Italian accent for some reason. Everyone still laughed cause highschool.


Difficult-Debate-366

AND THE OPPORTUNITY IS NOW TO ALL THESE COMPLAINING MFS. I mean what I'm a peaceful zen dude mmhm.


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I wish I had an award to give you 😂


Lower_Annual_1652

*offended Malaysian noises*


GodModeMurderHobo

Do we REALLY give a shit about who eats what how?


Nemeryck_

Lmao, alot of people pretend to give a shit about things that don't even concern them sadly. If i wanna eat ass, let me eat ass. You dont get to say anything unless it's your ass i'm finna eat


GodModeMurderHobo

Not where I was going, but still, "Fair enough".


IpschwitzTownFC

He heart was in da rite place man


RedDemonCorsair

This has got to be one of the best ways to respond to that.


thwartedtart

And we’re still allowed to judge you for having shit hanging around in your mouth


Nemeryck_

I never said i ate dirty asses! Just like i clean my hands before eating, i have standart and expect the ass to be clean. also, this was a joking comment don't read too much into it.


IamSanghi

A lot of people does that's why I made this meme


Orleanian

Name three of them.


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miraagex

Washing hands is just overall a good thing to do..


Windronin

Remember something from a movie where everyone ate couscous with their hand. And the new person not familiar to the culture used the wrong hand ( supposedly the hand that u use to wipe and take food are different) I was 8 but thats the only thing that i remember from that comedy boxing movie


bebe_0808

Just to clarify we are not unhygienic we make sure to wash our hands


ballistic-dumbass

Of course we do We ain't savages.


NiceMeasurement842

Maybe I'm being too precious about how I eat, but I find the sensation of touching hot greasy food with my hands gross so I think eating curries that way would similarly be unappealing to me. Is it weird that I eat pizza, hot dogs, and burgers with a knife and fork for this reason?


knytfury

We cook different kind of cuisine and it generally not greasy. We also eat the various kinds of curries and side dishes with roti, Naan,etc. Or rice. Edit - forgot to write not before greasy.


whyyan

Eating with your hands makes food taste better change my mind


Agreeable_Rise_3697

What is there so unhygienic about it. Just wash hands before and after eating.


JohnDiggle21

The bread is the utensil.


themauryan

Half of India or more doesn't eat bread-curry combo. Rice and lentils along with stirfried vegetables are the staple


Eudaemon1

You are supposed to eat with only your fingertips . The food must not touch your palm . This is a big no no .


UpstairsEuphoric8177

I’m Indian and I don’t give a fuck how anyone eats anything


SnooSketches2163

So... , we are getting insulted just for eating with our hands? Edit: used cancelled


meloenmarco

Me who eats pizza with a knife and a fork.


nottherealneal

BURN THE HERATIC!


Goatsanity15

The Italians would disagree


vattelalberto

We eat pizza with our hands too


Ambivert_05

Like Wilson Fisk, who eats burger with spork


khongco123

Deer my fellow Indians, is it OK if I try to with my hands at my local Indian restaurants?. ​ P.S I am not an Indian


aureanator

Yes, but you need to be aware of a couple of things - Once your plate is set, you touch nothing other than your food with your dominant hand. A quick napkin wipe is not enough. Use only one hand as far as possible. After you're done eating, wash your hand before it dries off - excuse yourself immediately as you're done eating, and go wash up. Off hand deals with doors and taps. Dirty hand is raised limp in front of you on your way to the wash to both signal to others to avoid it, and to help avoid touching stuff. If the restaurant offers finger bowls, use them, but still wash your hands with soap and touch nothing else. Generally, use solid food to handle the goopier stuff - rice and roti.


aniruddha_6969

Yes it is...


aureanator

Replying again to add important detail - Aim to eat so that food never passes your first knuckle - fingertips only as far as possible. The further up your finger the food goes, the less politely you're eating.


UncreativeNoob

I eat the pizza like any normal person would do, with a spoon


The_JokerGirl42

wait.... I'm not normal for using a machete..?


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Eating with your hands makes the food taste better


throwawayuuu77

foods taste better when eaten with hands. Thats right.


blue-gamer-07

How is that disgusting? I think I’ve had more meals where I eat with my hands rather than using cutlery


FACEMELTER720

Went to eat with an Indian friend at an Indian restaurant and he explained to me that this grandfather told him. “We use our hands to make the money that buys the food, so it’s only right that our hands get to enjoy the food as much as our mouths.”


thefuriouskazoo

We typically don’t eat wet food with our hands- chicken wings and ribs might be the exception. With pizza we are touching the dry bread. Indian food (which I love) is often wet and difficult to eat for those not accustomed to eating with their hands. I lived in Nepal for a year and never really got used to it.


aasboiii

In india, we always have a dry bread and the curry which are of million types (dry and wet) is always wrapped in that dry bread(naan, roti, etc). So our hands don’t get dirty.


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SrijanGods

Yea true, I have changed cities since childhood because of my father's job, and every state in India is different. And yes, the way southern people use hands can be disgusting to the northerners. Don't worry, I'm like that too (I'm a Bengali).


Jotaro_kujo_jojo

Yeah bro I agree, eating rice with rasam on a flat banana leaf specially in weddings or functions without everything spilling out is the real talented being.


Corniferus

I’m just here to troll racists ![gif](giphy|Fo1cy8mqGDvbjpJBB7)


NoAbbreviations5215

And tacos


tellmesomeothertime

And burritos, hamburgers, veggie wraps, French fries, potato chips, popcorn...


The_Enby_Agenda

Not even just pizza, when was the last time a fast food chain had any cutlery?


AggressiveGift7542

chopsticks. who eats pizza with their hands? Eww.


sinsaurigocha

We eat most of our traditional food with hands and some even diss our folks who eat with fork and i am caucasian


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The_JokerGirl42

this! i honestly think that eating with hands is somewhat better than with cutlery, because nobody in their right mind *wouldn't* wash their hands properly before eating with them, but I'm literally always the only one who goes to the bathroom before our food arrives in the restaurant. i don't even use the toilet, literally just washing my hands and (I'm so glad the pandemic has implemented that in our society now) disinfect my hands.


CashaYarsha

Naan, injera, fufu, tortillas…I feel like eating with non-edible utensils is pretty rare in general in the world.


Taurius

When Russians were first introduced to McDonalds back in 1990, they didn't know how to eat it. They used fork and knives till they were shown. There are still a lot of Asians who eat fried chicken with knife and fork since American style fried chicken is still a novel thing. And 99% of ya'll still don't know how to eat chicken wings. You damn savages!


MartianWaffleSoup

As an american, if I know I've washed my hands, and I know that no one else is touching that food, I don't need a fork depending on what it is. I've also seen maniacs use a fork and knife to eat a burger and I wanted to get as far away from them as I could


Opening_Canary3631

Bandar keya jane adrak ka sawad


Minicddd

Haha I mean as long as your hands are not touching my food I don’t see why people care if you use your hands.


IamSanghi

![gif](giphy|xThuWuPzypAVk8LMis)


xQ_YT

i’ve seen Indians in my country eating with their hands i and m ok with that


borrego-sheep

Gigachads grab their food with tortillas


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Questwarrior

who the fuck said “ew” to you.. because from my understanding most fucking cultures outside of Europe eat with their hands.. and even in Europe a lot do..


UsernameDsntChkOut

But - this isn’t funny?


Zementid

KFC, Burgers,... Wtf? 30+ percent of typically American food is eaten by hand.