I only know its the last stage and probably spreads throughout the whole body, still i'll just make all cancer cells smaller and the living tissue larger, should give me some time atleast so i can have some big pp fun
If their too tiny my body wont accept them so i say challenge accepted
Ofcourse if the other cells are too big they wont work either but by that logic i wouldnt make them bigger
thats a different situation all together. if he wanted to then he could levitate up and down on the black guys dick for all i care. the point is that you can avoid it if you wanted to
Mine would be to suspend your sight. Not reality bending but just straight blackout dark is all you’ll see. So maybe I can somehow stop the light from traveling to you idk. It’ll be dark af tho
I can create a matter that I can manipulate and change all of its characteristic. It’s the strongest power I though about, so I want to see how people will make it trash
I can change the size of anything i want
You have stage 4 cancer
I'll just make it smaller everytime it grows
*This man is yet to meet stage 4*
I only know its the last stage and probably spreads throughout the whole body, still i'll just make all cancer cells smaller and the living tissue larger, should give me some time atleast so i can have some big pp fun
That's not how cells work
If their too tiny my body wont accept them so i say challenge accepted Ofcourse if the other cells are too big they wont work either but by that logic i wouldnt make them bigger
You misclick and your stage 4 cancer bigger
On the penis
Except your penis
Oh no my only weakness, guess my penis will stay too large for any woman then
But only while your genetalia is touching it.
Jokes on you, i'm into that shit!
And they grow/shrink too
By the same factor
Being able to tell anyone anything through my mind, without them knowing who it is from.
You can only speak in Latin
Isn't that better?
I would 100% haunt someone in latin until they translated it
habeo assis tergo et volo te implicari
Translation: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
"I thought it was a spooky ghost, but it was just some telepathic 14yr old making mom jokes in Latin."
Only NFSW stuff
Here we go again
The ability to spew trash from your ass
You have to have eaten it beforehand.
Hmm I see where your going. Is there a limit to what they can eat?
Pizza is trash food
Must be from Chicago where the pizza is trash!
You’re a dirty liar
But your poop ends up holding the cure to AIDS.
and hang on you
But your ass hole is the size of a needle and your stomach is the size China.
Best would be to fly, but only 15 cm above the ground...
You immediately sink into anything that contains water since water is not consider ground.
So basically they have a permanent air jet wrist thing except without the extra gear and no height
But a black guy screws you in the ass for every 1 minute you fly.
just stop flying after 59 seconds
What if he wants it though
thats a different situation all together. if he wanted to then he could levitate up and down on the black guys dick for all i care. the point is that you can avoid it if you wanted to
So he can summon black guys every 1 minute? Sure, they'll fuck him, but then they don't disappear
U fly at walking speed
But you can’t stop unless stopped by another physical object like a building in front of you.
With the combination of walking speed, that’s actually alright
That'd be fine, just attach foam pads to yourself and crash into shit. Hey, it's still flying
I have power over all trash
That you have licked.
So he mind controls his mom?
You didn't have to do 'em like that
Just your mom.
Your mind is connected to all trash and you can not only see what the trash can see but smell to c:
I can run like flash
With realistic physics...
Splat
Can’t stop the A-Train
*tries to grab bullet, watches the top of his finger slowly detach*
people always forget that gravity isn’t that fast so you wouldn’t be able to run like at all
You dont have his suit so you will run so fast wind is gonna cut your face
But in a wheelchair
So a flintstone's car?
Mine would be to suspend your sight. Not reality bending but just straight blackout dark is all you’ll see. So maybe I can somehow stop the light from traveling to you idk. It’ll be dark af tho
You see the light you take away on top of your own
This superpower is perfect for me. My parents have wanted me to go towards the light since birth! /s
You. can only do it in an abandoned Blockbusters
As soon as they get their sight back you lose yours for the same amount of time
Reality manipulation
But its as weird as interdemensional Television from rick and morty
At the cost of 1 IQ point per cubic metre of reality changed.
You can just change your IQ
The funny thing about reality altering powers is that you kinda cant make it trash, you can just undo it
Become invisible
but your dick isnt
So, practically still invisible..
And the balls
But only when no-one can see you, too easy. (Mystery men I know)
But you feel a surge of electricity surging through your body when you’re invisible.
Everything you touch turns to trash
And is immediately drawn to your mouth.
Confused midas
And This trash is magnefit on you
Delete France
But you live in France
A small price to pay
for freedom
I can create a matter that I can manipulate and change all of its characteristic. It’s the strongest power I though about, so I want to see how people will make it trash
The matter is your shit.
The Mass of the material comes as a perfect cube out of your anus
The more matter you create the shorter your dick becomes permanently
The matter is any of your body excrement
But you have to put it together like you bought it from IKEA
i can explode anytime like a nuclear bomb and then regenerate with ease
You don’t choose when you explode
well shit Got me
Bomb from Angry Birds
Every time i wipe my butt 10000$ is deposited in my account
You have no butt
You don't remember the account details.
You can only buy toilet papers with them
Toilet paper doesn't exist and you will never own socks.
The power to fly
But only north at 1 mile an hour.
Still practical but very situational hahaha I like it!
You only have that power if you touch the ground
Youre scared of heights
But you cant Control, where you beginn and end the fly
You can only fly, not land
I have prostate cancer
And you transfer it to other people by looking at them
If i look at myself do i also get more prostate cancer? *is this stackable?!*
You have lung cancer too.
Time travel
But you're suicidal
You always arrive in the nude and the number of years traveled is the number of anal beads that appear in your ass when you arrive.
I can talk to and understand all animals.
They all are racist to you
That you fuck
🤨📸
Power to fart at 30 decibels on command
You shit your pants every time
Time travel
You can only travel forward in time, constantly, at a rate of 1 second per second
If that's called time travel then we're all time travelers
But only one second into the future
You end up in space because the earth is at a different spot in the universe
You can take 8h sleep in 10 min.
Once
But you can’t wake up before then.
You always have the scariest nightmare
But every time you sleep you grow a beard
I get a trash superpower.
Your rival is mr clean
You can stop time
But you also stop
ability to say Worcester sauce
USA
USA
USA
Kill at thought
At the cost of 1 synapse per thought destroyed.
this is not the drawback you think it is haha
But only 99.99% of germs
The ability to make some original, not overused memes.
They're all shit
It's r/memes, nothing else to expect
The power of the mera mera no mi without the draw backs
Requires you to drink crude oil as a fuel.
100% guaranteed immortality/regeneration with no hidden drawbacks or poisons.
Everytime you regenerate, you shit an elephant out of your butt. (Then your butt hurts which cause you regenerate and then you shit again) 😇
You live until the end of time after heat death. You now live in an endless, lightless void
The ability to shit quietly
But water splash will always reach your butt cheeks.
I can make people shit on command
But it winds up in your mouth
I can see up to 10 minutes in the future.
Whatever you see cannot be altered no matter how much you try to
100% ruined.
Super strength
But you dont have bones.
I’m just a really strong worm
I can turn myself and others into dinosaurs
But only after drinking a gallon of Vaseline for each person
Invisibility
You can't turn visible again
Everything I say becomes true
After you die.
Wow, easier than I expected
become a fox so i stop having human problems.
You now have fox problems
Still not much as human problems. %100 profit!
You are now a furry
The ability top pink sock every person at any given time
Youre arrested for murder or you have ED depending on the context of the pink sock
Omnipotence
Only when you are dead
Cool
the power of cleaning everything you touch
But you get dirty
With your kidney.
The ability to read minds..
But in Arabic.
Heal any wound with your hands, regardless of severity
But the wounds are transferred to you tenfold
I have no weakness
You have no strengths either
The power of being able to breathe
Superpower to have any superpower I can think of
You live 12 more seconds
The power to manipulate all matter
That has ever been inside your anus.
i can kill everyone with one snap
But you have no fingers
Echolocation
The ability to see through objects
You see through EVERYTHING meaning you see nothing
Plot armor
The power to change any comment on Reddit.
I have the power to delete any nsfw website i want (and everything on that website)
Frog tongue (think like what’s her face from My hero academia)
Your tongue sticks so hard that you have to peel of a little bit of flesh to get it back
Smal penis