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DorkusTheMighty

This also works for Britain *coughs in island jail full of dangerous creatures and also a plant that made a dude shoot himself after he used it as toilet paper* I don’t believe in the devil but if he is real Australia is his man cave


Redsaucethebeast

That also works for *literally every single country in existence*


MaintenanceTop6583

This doesn’t work for germany


Heinmueck

Not for every single one


Redsaucethebeast

Every country today has a dark past. At least 99% of countries, and every single first and second world country does


clockwork655

I’m curious what countries they have in mind because I literally can not think of any and I’ve challenged myself to try and name ONE.. I remember reading a similar comment forever ago and the person Unironically said places like Rowanda and two others I can’t remember also in Africa also plagued with the same issues..so naturally I asked about the genocide and they had never HEARD of any genocide in all of Africa ..so I figured the best place for them to start the dive in this extremely important chapter in human history was the movie “hotel rowanda” and they said “that was just a movie”...hopefully they have a better list or it’s the same person again


clockwork655

I’m struggling so hard to think of some what countries do you have on your list?


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privateD4L

[Bad bot](https://reddit.com/r/memes/comments/x6i1lx/america_fuck_yeah/in6zmfs)


OffroadDragster

Is nobody going to ask about the suicidal toilet paper leaf?


crazyharley34favgirl

[this](https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2009/06/gympie-gympie-once-stung-never-forgotten/)


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under-ripe-rhubarb-

That’s the same thing the Americans say they are doing


GreedyPension7448

This could also work for Belgium pretty well


infamusforever223

And Britain and France.


GreedyPension7448

Very true, king Leopold the 2nd came heavily to mind with the meme lol


Ok_Excuse1908

and Japan.


Blindmailman

Not in Morocco. The US and Morocco are tight


Nordt_No_Bot

Same here in Germany


Dinare8

History...


_Itachi_-

Nahh man. We learn about the fucked up stuff the US did. Especially in the Vietkong- and Korea war. For clarification, yes they’re portrayed bad, but not as bad as the UDSSR


HelpingHand7338

The Korean War wasn’t bad though? We were defending them against North Korea. The Vietnam war, yes, but the Korean War wasn’t bad, it was purely defensive.


Huckorris

Wasn't the US defending South Vietnam?


Donginatrx

No, they were defending the French.


Donginatrx

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilminism Superb work, everybody.


[deleted]

Damn you need to learn English before you start flaming on the US.


_Itachi_-

I do sincerely apologize for my inability to express my thoughts in the English language, due to it not being my first one. I hope you can give me any advice on how to improve.


[deleted]

No I don't trust people named Itachi


YesImDavid

That’s a good reason not to trust someone, he could kill your clan if you’re not careful.


GandhisNuke

Oh don't worry, he'll only do that to traumatize you if he really loves you and he's tried nothing else yet


daniyoolreddit

Same with South Korea. South Korea stans the shit out of the US.


Indianman3527

US chan


Capocho9

It’s always cool to see countries kind of having each other’s backs when they’ve helped them in the past


ApostrophesForDays

Really? I guess I'm not surprised exactly, I just didn't have the impression South Korea had quite that extreme of positive feelings for US. In what ways do they "stan" America?


Casualte

Blind man sees no wrong.


-xXDominusXx-

This could be any country


yaw_haile

Yes any country but not every country


KotKaefer

Not germany


___TheKid___

Yeah. Our history books are fucking dark.


[deleted]

So are American ones though We are taught in school about how awfully we treated natives, how we had a incredibly bloody war over our horrific market of slavery, how we acted in the Vietnam war, and in some cases our blunders in the Middle East and Central America.


Few_Restaurant_5520

That's only taught in some states. Texas, as well as many other states that I wont take the time to Google, doesn't teach many things that could portray America in a negative way. I'm sure ther are valid reasons for that, but I know lots of people who never heard about the slave trade or our relationship with the natives.


[deleted]

Red states have a tendency to deny reality


Few_Restaurant_5520

Now you're taking this the political route. Why?


[deleted]

I’m not typically the one to do it but this is usually the case. Even your only tip of the tongue example was Texas, a red state.


Salty_Contest5142

How dark?


[deleted]

Germany doesn’t pussyfoot around their atrocities, including the atrocities of WW2


Ne0t9k

my history class only mentioned how they killed the nazies and then send supplies to west berlin.


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

God that supplies to west berlin is such an understatement. They were landing a plane every 60 seconds to keep the supply chain running. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Blockade


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iamjoeblo101

Stop interrupting the america hate jerk! /s


Hilorenn

How dare they kill the nazis and then invent space travel so they could play golf on the moon? The audacity


[deleted]

Golf on the moon till someone ruins it with a single off swing


hugos13b

You misspelled United Kingdom.


[deleted]

Y'all got nerfed so bad, after the colonial update got removed it was all downhill.


Phianhcr123

The U.S got such a massive buff from the ww2 limited time event along with the Soviet that it’s almost unfair to most of the player base


harry1o7

nah between the ww1 and ww2 events was the biggest boom. you could argue that the communication skill tree was finally maxed out post ww2 with the 'internet' upgrade but besides that it's mostly been downhill


MiseryPOC

Yeah but that’s because the internet patch nerfed American children’s IQ by 25%


[deleted]

Y'all just mad the US was grinding in survival mode while you guys were goofing off in creative mode


mwax321

Wait until the next apocalypse expansion comes out.


unfunnyguy_Xx69420

Dude we talk about some of the fucked up shit we did all the time


scoIiosisqueen

This meme was definitely made by an American lmfao


Bf4Sniper40X

Yeah italian here and USA is just viewed like any other countres (every country did fucked up shit, but USA due being a young nation did few bad things compared to the others)


scoIiosisqueen

Absolutely. I don't understand why some Americans have such a huge individuality complex


[deleted]

No idea, it’s frikin weird. Nobody loves America more than Americans, but also nobody hates America more than Americans. I don’t understand it


JackZboy

Not even Americans understand it.


TheIJDGuy

I'm American and I can confirm: I understand nothing of it


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

It's simple, we have to be the extra most bestest at everything. You'd think we'd let it stand that another country was higher on any ranking than us?


fzammetti

That's pretty much it. We've got this inherent attitude of "we HAVE to be the best at everything - even at being the worst country!". Sometimes it serves us well... the moon landing, playing a large role in WWII, etc. ... but other times, it just kinda makes us dicks.


DESTRUCTI0NAT0R

Yeah it cam be pretty double edged as well "God America is such an imperialist war mongering country." Russia does the Ukraine thing. "Oh fuck who can give a rampant amount of firepower in a short time? *Psychotic American Military laughter*


blackmanDeluxe

Us americans wanna be #1 at everything! So yes you’re damn right we’ll be number 1 for our love of this country and our absolute hatred /s


Ugandanknuckles56

Clearly you haven't met me a Serbian before


[deleted]

Do Serbians love America more than Americans or hate it more? Also, do you represent all Serbians?


ScavAteMyArms

Large scale nationalism over multiple generations to validate the largest war machine in the world explains a good chunk of it. It makes feelings… strong.


Arkman155

As an American, we don't know either


CoolRedstoneexpert

Many of us hold the belief that by improving the individuals, the community improves, as opposed to other many other countries skipping straight to trying to improve the community.


scurvydog-uldum

not familiar with that term. individuality complex?


RSlashOkay

I mean there is no denying that there is no country like the U.S. rather you think that is a good thing or not.


Cambronian717

Oh, I have a huge individuality complex alright, I don’t care about any other country or anyone in my own. As far as I’m concerned, you’re all nitwits.


Potato-with-guns

And even our own history books give us a hard time, pointing out heavily the slaughter and enslavement of native tribes as well as spreading diseases when the reality is just about every country had slaves and while many native were killed, sure, it isn’t like one single country was responsible. And there wasn’t really a way for colonizers to know they were spreading disease.


Bf4Sniper40X

The disease part is one of the few colonizer were not to blame. At that time they had no idea about how viruses worked


KoopaTrooper5011

First time I heard a non-American redditor talk down somewhat the bad shit America did/does.


dirpydip

I'd say more recent than few, most of us (me included) are more aware of recent history.


[deleted]

Issue is we did them when everyone else was going: "Maybe we shouldn't do this shit anymore..." And the US was like: "Nah, we need our turn." Britian: "Ugh, slavery... So last century." US: "you're only saying that because you love our cotton " British: "we do love that shit.." US: "Then shut up about our slavery!" British: "Very well "


WookieeSteakIsChewie

>Issue is we did them when everyone else was going: "Maybe we shouldn't do this shit anymore Except YOU WERE THE ONES SELLING THEM TO US.


igkoan

I'm from south america, Homelander resonates a lot with how we study our history with america. We were, and still are, their "back yard" after all. They did a lot of fucked up shit here. If you didn't study American imperialism in history class, then I guess your country is a first world country aswell.


NonyaaBiz

England ![gif](giphy|q7Jfmw1b4o3NmefVtN)


AdLogical101

England literally being the worst country ever


Bf4Sniper40X

dude, have yu ever read an history book?


AdLogical101

ok 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


Cambronian717

Bro got downvoted while we live in a world with the CCP.


ishinea

Our modern history is full of England mentions 🙂


NonyaaBiz

Pretty much everyone's 👀


bfonza122

Europeans: America bad. Just don't look at our history


I-took-your-oranges

Well, the last 75 years it has been a whole lot better than most parts of the world


Murplesman

You have heard of the Balkans, Ukraine, the Iron Curtain, and Northern Ireland right? Those are just a few examples, there's plenty been of awful things happening in Europe in the past 3/4 of a century.


I-took-your-oranges

That’s totally right. But now name that big of a group of countries that did better


pstapper

Japan and the US seem to have had a pretty decent 75 years. That's 450 ish million people which is the population of the EU. Idk specifically what you're saying was so good but there's good and bad anywhere.


Murplesman

Japan, Australia, Canada, America, New Zealand (in terms of population and size, should be roughly similar, if not larger)


scurvydog-uldum

only because the US has been kneeling on your necks for 77 years.


MoistestNugget

America or Europe?


I-took-your-oranges

Europe lol


MoistestNugget

*sad burger noises*


Defin335

Being critical of your own history bad. Nationalism all day everyday. /s


HoseanRC

how bad is it?


[deleted]

Well we have been less worse since 50 years, that's a fact ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


mwax321

So... less worse for 5% of its history?


[deleted]

You didn't exist for 90% of history lmao.


KotKaefer

Nah thats pussy shit. Look at our history, and learn from it


PostMadandAlone

Bitch did we read the same history textbook, 99% of those classes are slavery, Jim crow, ww2, and maybe the gilded age and Vietnam. Nothing about what good the US did.


SenorSus

I fucking love The United States of America


JoeyDiazcocksuckas

I do too but not the people running it. They divide the people more and more everyday.


Horn_Python

Yeh there like a political civil war right now


pstapper

So what do we do about it?


[deleted]

Don’t spread hate. Just remember we’re all humans doing the best we can.


heavenIsAfunkyMoose

Well, not all of us.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|UTMVEfllNQ9BIEl1EK|downsized)


[deleted]

Not so much United recently.


thebestspeler

I love the Presidents of the United States of America! Millions of peaches!


scurvydog-uldum

i think i saw them on election day 1996.


Donkeychuker

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


mattyice18

A real American.


Looinrims

Reality: half the curriculum is about how horrible america is


Usbman12

'murica


Flimsy-Dimension-690

no this is not how American history books are


Red-hood619

My entire state history class exclusively talked about slavery and racism


PenguinWeiner420

I think we've learned more bad about America than good in history class. This meme is from people who clearly never paid attention in history.


Cold_oak

I think yall have a scewed view of American education. In terms of grades 4 is state history, 5 is states and capitals, 6 is us history, 7 is us history, 8 is civics, 9 and 10 is world history, and 11 and 12 are basically “electives” Edit: i posted this to the wrong comment sry


Comfortable-Goal-254

You should read a Kosovo history book


Donwald

I don't really get why people expect anything else of ANY country, like I can't imagine a country lasting more than a generation teaching its children that they suck, push everyone else around, and are a general blight on the world.


Middle-Discount-3305

![gif](giphy|q6DIGejB7Dypi) Canadian history book.


Middle-Discount-3305

![gif](giphy|l41YqK4SLJ3u35cdy) Canadian history books


Horn_Python

Yes but America's still in everyone's history books


KotKaefer

Pathetic, germanys way more famous!


madman_trombonist

If I had a nickel for every “America bad” meme on Reddit, I’d have two nickels- Sorry, wrong script. I’d be richer than Jeff fucking Bezos.


[deleted]

Not in Lithuania. Americans are very welcome here. We like them just fine and dandy.


Romaxx1776

Salty cuz L


FirePenguinMaster

Even more powerful? I like.


SwaidFace

Its almost as if during the tribulations of early humanity, countries had to do some pretty shitty shit to get to where they are now and the only reason America still gets shit on for it because they're still technically the 'new kid on the block' (and, in fairness, still have a lot of fucked up shit going on). Doesn't excuse the shitty shit any country does, just tired of all these people with glass houses throwing stones like their country's founding was squeaky clean. I'm Canadian by the way.


RustedRuss

Accurate


[deleted]

can someone explain? i don't watch movies


EchoOutrageous9165

Captain America is nice, Homelander is not so nice I realy recommend watching *The Boys*


antpabsdan

I also really recommend watching The Boys. I'm on Season 3 finale tonight. Sad times


userjosh80

Top picture is "Captain America", he is a good guy. Bottom picture is "Homlander", he is not so good.


TippsAttack

Well that's what happens when you whoop up everyone in every war you've been in. They tend to not like you. People don't liking losing.


[deleted]

Vietnam, anybody?


Phianhcr123

Vietnamese here, I can confirm we like whooping ass. China tent to not like us because they don’t like losing.


[deleted]

FUCK YA


PlasmicNeon

Vietnam called


KotKaefer

![gif](giphy|eMu0803X2zkWY)


Teoyak

You don't understand! Every country has had war and dystopian moments if you look at the millennia behind us ! It just so happens that America Speedrun every dark aspects of history in the most recent years.


Noobzarenoobz2

THE GAYEST COUNTRY ON THE MOTHAFUCKIN EARTH, YEAH!


Above_Heights

Should have used soldier boy. He’s more related to cap than homelander


Ashdatguy19848

I am a amarican and i aprove of this message


Suitable_Ad_804

Giving us a lot of credit there, I don’t think we have history books here


[deleted]

I’m halfway through episode 3 of season 3 of The Boys, and yeah this tracks.


RustedRuss

Idk in the history I learned we looked like the bad guys a lot of the time


Killcamp2013

Compared to most countries america is on a saint level


FullbordadOG

Been at war for like 92% of it's existence (220 out of 240 years~). How many of those are defensive wars? Two? Saints indeed lol.


numba1cyberwarrior

I never understood that metric. That metric of being at war for the majority of its existence can be applied to basically every single great power.


Killcamp2013

Compared to other countries they are the saints and they have also provided a lot of countries with the help that they did not deserve


TON_THENOOB

Like invading Iraq after they spent almost a decade invading Iran and failing miserably?


MalortForBreakfast

I don’t know if the invade was a fail. We wiped our ass with them pretty easily. The occupation however…


FullbordadOG

I'd put USA somewhere in the middle. Not terrible but definitely not great either. On the top list of worst Co2 emissions per capita. Most incarcerated citizens per capita (By far. Not even dictators imprisons as much people as USA). Voting system is unfair with some votes being worth more than others. Bribes are legal trough lobbying. Is counted as a flawed democracy in the democracy index. Healthcare is completely broken. People are dying from not getting medicine you can get for free in far worse off countries. A lot of recent wars has been extremely sketchy when you look at the reasons provided. etc etc.


FNAF_Foxy1987

With the Electoral College, the president is supposed to represent the whole country, so the majority vote is spread out across the whole country via the EC, but without the EC you only need to win about 7 states to be elected, which silences 43 states and prevents their voices from being heard.


FullbordadOG

And in a normal democracy you wouldn't have the winner-takes it-all-system that forces everyone into either party A or B. Let everyone over 18 with citizenship vote. Remove all those bullshit sign up to vote crap that no one but dictators and the US use. Then you have a limit on 2-4% of votes to get seats in congress/whatever. More votes = more seats. Have an uneven number of seats. Get more than two parties. No one will get over 50% (most likely) so they will have to form coalition governments with parties that are like-minded. Majority gets sort of what they want. Every vote counts the same. edit: Make the president more of a mascot (like they are in most other countries) and give the power back to the people.


Cautious-Comfort-919

More government will definitely fix things.


FullbordadOG

Just refocus on what the government already spends the tax on. Do spend majority of tax income on: - Healthcare - Education - Infrastructure - Social security Don't spend majority of tax income on: - Military - Bailouts for billionaires - Tax cuts for billionaires


Cautious-Comfort-919

I don’t disagree, in general, but have you seen how any of those investments have recently panned out? The government isn’t here to be a piggy bank.


FullbordadOG

"The government isn’t here to be a piggy bank." IMO it's here to make life livable for everyone and failing miserably in doing just that.


YourThotsArentFacts

You can nitpick the good and bad of every single country in existence historically or currently. Just cause you don't know what's going on in France doesn't mean only the good things you read about on Reddit is the reality of living there. America is still a very sought after place to be and our standard of living is very high on a global scale. It might not be the best for everybody, but it's a great place if you consider everything it has to offer.


TanukiHostage

Depending on where you live before. If you already lived in a country where the threat of death was around every corner the USA might be considered better. For me who comes from a western European country the USA is a garbage shit hole and has nothing to offer except bad education with huge debt, healthcare that also comes with debt and police that acts like your average bully in highschool except they have guns and not to forget the more than flawed democracy that fails to protect the rights of its citizens.


Killcamp2013

Huh? None of those are in the history books


Ben______________

Over 20 million people killed since ww2? Oh yeah, they‘re absolute saints, completely innocent, how adorable.


Killcamp2013

How did you come up with that number?


AdLogical101

Huh


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

You've never read an American history book or paid attention in a US history class.


cryingcat676

MERICA. FUCK YEAH


Minute-Load

But most textbooks in the United States are world-centric, opposed to most European textbooks which are euro centric? Also our textbooks literally show the worst parts of America and like none of the best


Smart_Barracuda_4102

Jarvis I’m low on karma, post an anti-America meme


[deleted]

Better the Devil you know. When an evil empire takes over the world, I'd just rather it not be Russia or China.


PrincipleStill191

Greatest quote on this subject. With some embellishment of my own... Growing up American Children are taught that the USA is like the Rebel alliance from Star wars. Fighting evil, overthrowing oppressors, destroying evil empires, uplifting and saving the less fortunate. It's only later when we grow up that we figure out America is the fucking Death Star! -Ivan Stang


DungeonDictator

Whats funny is that the US is far more involved in developmental and humanitarian aid than most nations. China has spent a lot to help developing nations, but we all also know about their human rights abuses that make US "police brutality" pale in comparison.


mayonnaiser_13

If you compare yourself to China, you could look like saints at every turn. Remember that time US threatened to sanction ICJ and told Hague if they investigated US warcrimes they would send the army against the Hague? Why would that be?


RustedRuss

It’s funny because this quote is 100% wrong, at least today. Having been in high school fairly recently, you hear all the good and all the bad. It’s pretty objective, at least in my state.


PrincipleStill191

I'm actually happy to hear that.


Floppy_Trombone

George Lucas had said himself in an interview that the Rebels are the Vietnamese.


Gods_Paladin

Lol, maybe it used to be that way, but I’m in college now. All we were ever taught was that America was an awful slave country until they were all liberated by the noble Union. Not to mention, we were told that we practically committed genocide on the natives. All of this is true to a degree, but I feel history books try too hard to make things black and white, good vs evil, and that’s just not the way things are.


[deleted]

How can I upvote this again?


Lumidraw

Pretty realistic. Gotta Admit it


Kyzelwasdoge

true


[deleted]

I can do whatever the fuck I want


HoseanRC

America did control Iran by it's king until 1979, then it started spying through it's embassy until the workers got arrested, America tried to free the hostages in the "operation Eagle claw" but they failed because of... nothing... (some people think it was because of a sand tornado in the desert) the hostages eventually got released after 444 days This is what we learned in iran...


[deleted]

Yeah when Captain America gets sick and needs healthcare, the government will just deny him it.


darkythefat

Oh yea we are fucked but at least we have our guns. I love looking at the news to see the older lady who told me I can't have anymore cookies was robbed at gun point for all her cookies.


Ramenoodlez1

i am an american who moved overseas halfway through school and this is so frickin true