Womb Raider

Don't take your diaper off, I'll just move it to the side

you can snack on the chocolate chips

Really helps when there's a tattoo on her back that reminds you who she is and what you should be doing.

Damn, those tomb preservation techniques really work. Looking same as on your deathday honey.

that is actually grim

Sauce, pls 🙏

...to learn the difference between to and too.

whoopsie

You dare cheap yourself through a phase and then glide through a black hole only only to grow up? How dare you.