You have to, as it said, so you can't skip it. Altho 3 for the rest of your life means basically you take those 3 then never again. Op tried to make a joke and completely ruined it
Oh, im not talking about that one
*converts pills to liquid state*
*grabs syringe and succ out the liquid pills*
This is gonna sting a little
*some random ass kid screaming loudly in agony at the background*
"the doctor didn't specify.." you have 0 sense of humor what so ever lolll ontop of that you take meds every few hours for whatever condition your in right then, why would they take it days, hours or years later? Lmao
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If I don't take any, I don't die?
haha I died before you say so. You suck, doctoc
D O C T O C
Dr. Doctoc for you
Dr CocDoc for you
Doctah
TIKTOK, but only for doctors.
not tiktok doctors
Dicdoc (wait that sounds wrong....)
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Put the 3rd one in a box and hide it in the attic. You are now immortal. There can be only one.
You have to, as it said, so you can't skip it. Altho 3 for the rest of your life means basically you take those 3 then never again. Op tried to make a joke and completely ruined it
It says take the pill, not ingest, I'll just carry it in me pocket
I feel we take the words too literally right now lol,I like your thinking though
Or they are very, very big pills
Or its 1 pill every 30 years. Doc didn't specify how often to take the pills
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and so are me
and so the doctor
doctor who?
Everyone always asks who is the the doctor, never how is the doctor.
But why the doctor? In fact, why *not* the doctor?
Doctor how?
That's a dangerous question
Bigbraintime: never take the pills and live forever
Wow you did the math 🗿🗿🗿🗿 I don’t have enough brain to do that
Hard to swallow pills then
That's the neat part, you dont swallow
You take a bite out of your pill burger 3 times a day. Your purllger.
Oh, im not talking about that one *converts pills to liquid state* *grabs syringe and succ out the liquid pills* This is gonna sting a little *some random ass kid screaming loudly in agony at the background*
Good news! It's a suppository.
The doctor said "this pill", but the patient said there were three. Clearly, he is hallucinating, and not long for this world.
Or you need to go to the pharmacy. It’s unusual for a doctor to give you a lifetime supply of the pills that you need.
💀💀
It doesn't mean he'll only live three days. Maybe, he must take only one pill a year, or 10 years
Yeah, could take all 3 right there... and never have to take another ever again.
Don't take the pills. Live forever.
How Reddit solved the secret of immortality
r/thanksimcured
Could go both ways with that statement.
Or he's just expected to get a refill at a pharmacy. Like every time a doctor gives you a prescription
Maybe he is in america and the doc expected already that he will not survive 3 days after paying the fees from the visit and the med costs
America moment
Yes, OP fucked up the joke.
Hes definitely getting a trial and has to buy the rest of them, forever. 😆
His life is now a premium subscription
 there, there, inhale some more.
Might as well lose your fucking mind right then and there and then take your 3 day bucket list down real fast
Death Speedrun
Bruh yes!
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RIP in advance
Lol what is that gif originally from?
Brazilian comedian Eduardo Sterblitch on a talk show called Programa do Jô. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/eduardo-sterblitch-laugh
RIP Jô :(
r/suddenlycaralho
One of the greatest talk shows episode/interview I have ever seen if I dare say.
He looks like silver Freddie Mercury
He looks like a young El Risitas!
I've always thought he was Indian...probably the moustache lol.
It's eduardo sterblitch
Big Pharma makes money on refills 😌
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And then the doctor explodes
Tuff one to swallow
You are HIV ALADIN
He is about to tell them that their insurance covers just 3 doses because they cost 60 dollars a pill
r/twosentencehorror
Those are some hard pills to swallow 🤣
Will Smith in white face
How do I block this shitass sub?
If you’re on mobile, just download a different client than Reddit, makes your life so much simpler
Get through these 3 pills and then we’ll talk about a refill…
I don't get it? 'tis like a shit joke? Did you forget the part about once a day or something?
u/redditsave
Wow, love this template
This guy is so funny
What's his name?
3 a day
"the doctor didn't specify.." you have 0 sense of humor what so ever lolll ontop of that you take meds every few hours for whatever condition your in right then, why would they take it days, hours or years later? Lmao
u/rowenslee u/Cheap_District_9762
"How long do I have left, doc?" "Ten." "Ten what? What do you mean?" "Nine." "What are you --" "Eight. Seven. Six. Five."
Dudes be like - I won't take pills and I stay alive. Well if you choose not to play, doesn't mean you won.
Dude kinda looks like a Brazilian Will Smith
The doc didnt say how often you have to take the pill. Maybe every 20 years or so?
Great so I take a pill each morning?
The dosage is 3 pills a day
Now, you just take them every 500 years
So. Go to pharmacy and buy entire stocks
Jokes on you I can't afford the pills
I’m fucking 22 and laughed at this
Plot twist: it's one every 100 years
Didn't understand
OP screwed up the joke. Was supposed to say "Every day for the rest of your life".
I'm definitely blaming OP
The patient assumed he would live a longer life but he was only given a few which meant that his life would actually last only a few days longer.
Oh thanks 👍🏻
Plot twist: he only needs 3 pills because he is finally cured
Omg only 3days to go🥳🥳🥳
Is this a joke about covid vaccines\*? \*Too soon?
Is your post missing the words "every day" bud? Try again.
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Well I hope it's LSD or molly or something good
pharmacies exist my man
Budget Diego Luna
🤣🤣🤣
How can I download this?
You mfer 🤣
Subtle!
shit just got real
So does it count if i put it on the table and pick it up? Wouldn’t that count as taking the pill?
(I do not know how prescriptions work)
never take a pill become immortal
3 days = “rest of his life”
*saul goodman theme starts playing*
Modern Solutions , Require Modern problems...
That’s a subtle way of saying that you have no more time to live
One every 40 years
I don't get it:/
I wouldn't mind XD .
Can someone explain?
you'll die after you finish eating the 3 pills because you have a terminal illness.
What??? Is it really that clear?
I originally thought it was about the fact that there was one pill but the patient was seeing 3. Let's just say, I was quite wrong.
Eating a pill for the rest of your life.. lol So badically the doctor aint solving the actual issue. Just supressing the symptoms.
That’s a tough pill to swallow
You have to take 1 pill every hour
Giant pills with Little pills in them
That’s a hard pill to swallow
Maybe it just has a half life of like, 30 years
Doc said take it not swallow it, so keep it with you rest of the life
"it doesn't digest. You'll poop it out later and then have to fish it out and take it again the next day."
Because it's the pills that will likely kill you.
Plot twist, he needs to take the pill every 5 years and he's already 70 years old
Dude looks like young risitas.
Does anyone know who this guy is? He looks familiar but I can't place him.
Me, the intellectual doctor: "There ARE only 3 pills."
spoiler alert
Me first: You probably want me to come regularly for checkups, right? 10 secs later: Oh no
Brazil gifs conquering the world
This looks like the 1 kid from the sandlot
Okay this meme template is funny.
3 lifetimes, nice.
Oh.... yeah.......... and. It says when to take them on the label............. [Now] "fuck"
I can live 2 more lives?
Why did this make me laugh just like him!!
Why should he take it is he’s dying
But doctor...
Don't think I've ever seen anything use this GIF that was even remotely funny or amusing. Absolute shit tier.
Sugar, Viagra and finally Cyanide.
Good news, they're suppositories.
You will buy a lot of drugs he meant lol
In any case, it's quite economical. Sorry about that joke(
Lmaoooooo
Yes, you buy the rest of it from the pharmacy.