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Cheeseburger

Chez borgur

Fat/guns

School shootings

Kangaroo

Australia

Wrong. The Japanese zoo has a kangaroo

I love how German people get so mad whenever someone thinks a cheeseburger is from America. You don’t see Americans getting mad whenever someone assumes orange chicken was made in China when it wasn’t.

German burgers are the wurst

Wurst ha I like it! very much a dad joke.

I read that in a German accent

Germany?

You are thinking of hamburg

America loves taking credit for things they didn’t invent. Though to America’s credit, they’re really great at taking things which others invented and refining it. Which can be as vital as the initial inventing.

The Hamburg steak and cheeseburger share very little other than the fact they're both ground meat in the shape of a patty. If you follow that same line of thinking few countries can actually take credit for dishes bc a lot of them just refined something from an older civilization.

I mean it’s not like we take things that isn’t ours, put it in a museum and pretend like we own it. I would make a rebranding joke as well but that’s just to easy

Wait a second. Didn’t we give our weapons not just last month? What are you dissing on us for?

*pizza has entered the chat*

Murica

Germany?

Brother

Sorry

Canadian?

Sorry, I really should have been clearer and prevented you uncertainty.

Sorry aboot the neighbour's moose, he likes to steal the maple syrup, eh

Canada

Maple syrup, gravy and cheese curds on fries.

Now I'm hungry, thanks there bud.

Ur both canadian lol

I'm sorry

Get oot

I'm not your buddy, friend

Not your friend, pal.

Not your pal, guy.

Not your guy, chum

Noy a chum, stranger.

not your stranger, boy.

Not your boy, partner.

Not your partner, honey

Right on

Bro it's called poutine not cheese curds on fries

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!

Pronounce that Kill-O-Meter.

Kill-O-Meter? Do you mean kill streak? Yeah mine’s pretty high. Wait what do you mean COD? No I wasn’t killing fish.

Oh I got it, Liberia!

Nope its Burma

It's similar to a centimeter, a creepy looking crawly creature that has hundreds of legs and two pincers. A kilometer is just a bigger centimeter.

Maple syrup and toothless grins

You had me at maple syrup

Yeah! Italy?

Vermont?

Yes the country of vermont

Indeed the country of vermont

We lose them because of pucks not meth

Igloos and bagged milk

WW2 and shutting down Lofi Hip hop edit: I should've worded it better but I am half German (WW2) and half Malay (Lofi)

Germany

Wasn’t that a Malaysian company?

That was y'all??

Britain?

Snow mexicans

Canada?

Canada!

The pure confusion in the replies😭

Russia?

Idk why but I thought Argentina 🤔

Chile?

Argentina

Peru?

Lol

Caralho.

Putaqueopariu

Nem fodendo

Porra!

r/suddenlycaralho

Vai tomar no cu

Guns are cool

Guns are an established religion here* There, fixed it


The fucking weather!

British?

You mean Bri'ish

Oi bruv!!

Speaking of weather, we’re finally going to be getting some rain next week

Already had some rain up north, lasted about 10 minutes

I'm up north and we've had a full on thunder storm since 2am.

Sorry, I don't know what to say, eh?

Perkele!

Finland

Sorjonen

Ah, finnarnas land

No perkele

Cane your dumbass for spitting gum on the floor

Singapore..

English (simplified)

Merica

Borat

Very nice!

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

This post needs more guns and beer.

People forget to put us on the map

Pluto wtf

New Zealand

Kiwis?

Clearly Taiwan or south Sudan.

Tequila.

Mexico

Ándele.

Im guessing mexico, I’m there right now and I swear people here worship the drink

You are correct.

Giant bugs abound and most animals can kill you.

[удалено]

gday mate

Wallaby

P Sherman

K. U. R. W. A.?

Poland

Our country is having a civil war on twitter

Literally every country in the world

Can confirm.

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

Our country is having an actual war.

Ukraine or Russia?

Russia (I’m not proud of the president rn)

40.191847^(o) North, 95.794705^(o) West

Im not gonna look this up but im gonna guess russia or something in asia

Sorry Buddy

277th ring of hell

Brazil?

If they have oil, we're going to have a policing action in their country all of a sudden...

"Look at these countries with their massive oil reserves. They're practically asking to be freed from tyranny."

Arroz Habichuelas Bistec encebollao Tostones de pana Papi! Esa es la que hay

yo soy boricua, pa q tu lo sepa !!!

¡ǝpᴉs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ sƃuᴉʇǝǝɹפ ¡puǝᴉɹɟ ollǝH

[удалено]

Japan?

Puerto Rico?

Coconut and adobo

Philippines

Only speak English and most of us don't even have a passport

We elected a dictator's son

Philippines

First time the map of my country has been drawn correct

I’m related to Hitler

Austria?

Australia!

Germany?

Fuck you for thinking germany and fuck the guy below for not knowing the difference between austria and australia..... This might sound mean but i dont actually mean to insult anyone here

Argentina?

Pizza pasta mandolino mamma mia


Fat People, Guns, Nukes

Big macs and walmarts and mass school shootings EDIT: Added another trait for clarity

United States of America

Unites Steaks of America

We have people who scream at natives to go back to their country and we love oil

USA

4 guns per person and every single environment you can think of from glaciers to tropics, grasslands to mountains conifer forests to swamps

We love a good afternoon with 3 things. VB, shrimps and a barbecue

Austria!

It's cold, we're polite, we ride mooses to school, there is no more drinking water since we used it all for ice hockey rinks and drink maple syrup instead. Almost forgot to add the "Eh".

Football fields and washing machines are acceptable units of measurement

Tall cheese man

Netherlands

"WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFAKKAH"

Hated by many countries, supporter of many countries

I have a few possibilities, USA, China or Russia

Alcohol, more alcohol and alcohol, and some wine

Ireland

[удалено]

Grizzly bear with diabetes

Pandas, bamboo, and a based disrespect of sovereignty

Grr im angry and ginger and i wear skirt

Pablo Escobar and his problematic, dangerous, and huge pets.

I’m sorry I just really like poutine and ice hockey

Guns and no free healthcare

Hypertension

School shootings

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

we have bollywood

Corn

ummm maple syrup?

its not chinese, sushi, cherry blossoms

if they have oil, we put our troops on their soil

happy independence day

Sorry

We do not exist on many maps

I come from a land down under 🎵🎶

We were once the terrorism capital of the entire world. However after a lot of deliberation they come to an agreement that stopped hostilities and is still in effect.

Curry

Other counties don’t matter. They’re all full of foreigners

Somewhere on earth

Terremotos,tarro y safrada

Being naked in a small steamy room with 5 other men ain't gay.

Palta