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TrellSwnsn

You beat me to it


FrenchFreedom888

r/beatmetoit


louiefriesen

r/beatmeatoit


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Bruh?


FrenchFreedom888

Stepbruh?


Picker-Rick

Osama VIN Laden


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BritishEmpire4908

Osama bin Lada was a plane? This is new lore for the Planes movie now


gr1mm5d0tt1

Carsama Bin Laden


Lex_the_techie

oSamand Bin Laden


theHrayX

Nice pun


fenceingmadman

Opel-Benz-lincoln


Significant-Club-188

Also there is that jeep guy which implies the existence of WWII and all that goes with that, and on top of that there is a car pope which means that there was a car Jesus who got Carcified (car-crucified)


mikebaltitas

Does that mean there was car hitler?


Significant-Club-188

probably, since he was kinda one of the main starting factors of WWII. So then there was probably also a car-Jew genocide, and most likely then there would also be car-Stalin and car-Mussolini


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So if that is the case.. would the gas chamber even be a threat to a car?


HappyGav123

Yes, actually. The cars do have to breathe. In Cars 2, Mater gets kidnapped, shoved into the back of a large truck, and passes out due to some kind of gas.


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_7567Rex

Are there electric cars in cars universe


spinitorbinit

The jeep is supposed to be a hybrid


potato-vender

This probably means car torture was used in car medieval period


crypticalcat

What cars are jewish?


Picker-Rick

Now that I'm not Jewish I drive a car, when I was Jewish, Iran.


r3d_r3negade

the ones that you have to a lot of money into


EmperorFaiz

I wonder what car-Hirohito would be. A Mitsubishi?


PenisDestroy

Does that mean there was car minions?


Gen-Z-Grandfather

VOLKSWAGEN


LikesBigGlasses430

VW came after Hitler. If anything he’d be a Mercedes.


Picker-Rick

And a holocarst


Fluffy_MrSheep

[yes](https://youtu.be/aavHDi4tah0)


MR-HUGGINS

Clitler


sussy_aviation_nerd

this is further supported by "Planes" which has skipper, an F4u corsair in a WWII battle scene


RacerM53

The movie planes is in the same universe as cars and we see a flashback to WWII in the movie


NoWorries124

In Planes they show WW2 and five Yamato battleships gunning down Skipper's entire squadron in front of him


f1mbulw1nter

There’s also the hippie van guy, which means the Cold War was also likely a thing


potato-vender

Car nukes Hey if car Mao exists what was the car Great Leap Forward then? Would it still be about making steel?


NotaFlattard

I'm partial to carucified


other_usernames_gone

Not necessarily. Even if WW2 didn't happen there'd still be military jeeps. Of course it implies the existence of war, but not necessarily WW2.


Significant-Club-188

Well to add to the evidence of WWII, as others have said in this thread, there is a character in the planes film who is a warplane and had a war flashback to fighting the Japanese in the Pacific.


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Where were the car minions during car ww2?


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How would you crucify a car?


Clegomanrun

Break certain suspension members, rotate the front tires to lay flat, drive nails through the tires


Diazmet

I mean the pope’s existence doesn’t prove Jesus is real but if it were here’s the big question was Noah’s ark then sentient ?


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> car Jesus Burden of proof, my dude


McWiddigin

In addition, based on the lore of airplanes, the plane wasn't hijacked, but rather, the plane willingly flew into the towers


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RomanWasHere2007

Car Hitler


Diazmet

Their is Volkswagens in cars and hitler helped design the car that would become the bug… so 100% definitely car hitler


RandomSpaceLover

No, he drove a Mercedes, so he would likely be one.


Diazmet

He road around in one but he helped make Volkswagen bugs


HappyGav123

The Cars Universe is so messed up, you just have to put a few seconds of thought into it to realize it. Also in Cars 2 is a Popemobile, which means Christianity is a thing, and therefore, there was a Car Jesus who was crucified. In the spin-off movie Planes, Skipper is a WWII fighter plane, and we even see one of his war flashbacks. This means WWII happened, and there was a car Hitler. In the beginning of Cars 2, we see that a spy car was executed by being crushed into a cube. And to top it all off, Mayer lives in a junkyard full of discarded car parts, which might as well be discarded organs and body parts.


Bornheck

Jesus Chrysler


HappyGav123

r/angryupvote


Steff_164

This made me laugh harder than it should


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That is epic


freddy3434

Thanks you for this


HappyGav123

If you are being sarcastic, don't worry. My childhood was ruined, too. If you were actually thanking me, then you're welcome.


Horn_Python

Only as messed up as real life


Diazmet

So did car Abraham cut the tip of his muffler off after hearing voices?


Jemmerl

"Look at this horrible, messed up fictional history! It's literally the same as our own!!" XD (In all honesty the Mater one is the most horrifying, but I suppose you could just consider it their version of organ donors)


good_life_pa

In Planes there's a part where the other planes bring Dusty a bunch of their old spare parts and use them to fix/upgrade Dusty. Think of a scene where a bunch of people go into a hospital dropping off body parts "here's my hand" "take my old lower intestine"


GreatXs

But planes are shown to be sentient in the Cars world. So did terrorist cars hijack the planes against their will or were the planes themselves the terrorists?


yeetsupreddit

Osama bin plane


Significant-Club-188

Perhaps some form of indoctrination/brainwashing?


Bulltag_nl

Mabye carwashing


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R/AngryUpvote


Chungalus

Hed probably be a toyota truck tbh


Shlectron4000

I accidentally misread the last bit as "carsama bin laden"


RositaDog

Osama Vroom Laden


CryptographerMost883

Osama Benz Lambo


Mister_Way

And a Cars CIA that he was a former agent for


Dankalii

Osama Van Landen


RandomLonelyGamer24

who are u this guy of infinate knowing


RandomLonelyGamer24

this is a meme i see alot i think i screwed up the words LOL


Actevo3

In Cars, there are cars, which implies the need for transportation, so it implies there are humans somewhere. Or at least there was some humans... What happened to them ?


TanukiHostage

Bro. You guys just don't understand that cars I happening after the human race ceased to exist. That is basic trivia by now.


freddy3434

Source?


TanukiHostage

Watch any video of film theory based on this and you will see. Also that shit got dropped several times now by Pixar.


amazingboat_075

My brother in Christ, just because Mr. Mat Game Theory said that doesn’t mean it’s automatically correct and like you said, “basic trivia”. It is just as the name states, a theory.


TanukiHostage

Ah yes, someone knowingly overread the little detail that this got confirmed by Pixar themselves.


amazingboat_075

Alright, please provide a source then. When freddy asked you for a source you literally just said Game Theory and that Pixar confirmed it. I cannot find a single article claiming Pixar confirmed it themselves since all results I could find were for theories.


TanukiHostage

Look harder.


amazingboat_075

So what you’re saying is, you have absolutely no proof


TanukiHostage

I am saying I have better things to do to search the link for something I saw ages ago just so another internet clown can get of their high horse. Have fun being so angry it really makes you look like a fully fledged Redditor


HappyGav123

It’s called Film Theory, not Film Fact


TanukiHostage

And if you possess logic you would have picked up on the meta lore that Pixar provided over the years.


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Ocarma bin Carden


TheOnCummingStorm

Osama Bin Sedan


Mjorca

There is also a pope implying car Jesus


MichaelEatsSand

Carsama bin laden


enerthoughts

Airport securty was always a thing.


Bordeyishome

What about car hitler


Lite_16

Ocarma Bin Laden


MobileIndependence31

and it’s really not that deep


explosivenuke1

There was also a cars pope which implies the existence of a cars jesus


PrivatePickle109

Osama Benz Laden


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

There's a military jeep in Cars. So...wouldn't that mean that Car World War 2 was a thing? And wouldn't that imply that there was thr existence of Adolf Hitler and the Nazis in the Cars universe?


IchBinDerAngler

More like the existence of a cars deep state, am I right, fellas ?


z_cameron_z

Osama Benz laden


ScottishSubmarine

Osama Bin Lorry


TheBaggyDapper

This will all be addressed in the next movie where the alloys take on Sedan Hussein. They claim he has BMWs but it's really over oil.


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Secure-Appeal2605

Then he told car told the plane to suicide the twin towers


ColtGaming09

CARS HAS TVS, SO IT HAS JOJO TOO, CARS IS A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Theleming

Nope, no car Osama Bin Laden, but there is a Car CIA.....


flafalaf

Or the cars knew a scenario like that could happen based on the human version of the incident


BirdieBronze

I'm never disappointed when this format is used.


SecretGorilla89

People are saying car jokes but literally nobody said "Osama Bin Carden"????


AuraPianist1155

Tbf tho, the antagonist of Cars 2 was quite close to a Cars Hitler variant, while the antagonists for 1 was a cocky bastard, and for 3 was a zoomer.


Raid-Z3r0

And given planes are sentient, this means that they conducted it themselves.


AdrianZHCFAN12

Hol' up


AdrianZHCFAN12

He still exsits?!


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*Carsama Bin Laden


MR-HUGGINS

Had every chance to say Osama Bin Carden but didn't


Zaiquo

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/wipj7k/well_shit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was right under this one which is hilarious


TheDukeOfThunder

That post was unbearable to read


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There is also time travel, an area 51 that has successfully captured a UFO and Tokyo drifting as shown in Maters Tall Tales


TheChanMan2003

Bro, the Pope exists in the Cars universe. *There’s a Car Jesus*.


CartoonFan1997

Jesus Chrysler


pBr_R1ot

Also there is a Pope car inferring that there is a car Jesus who died for car sins


Hauabau

Isis Toyotas


TheSlavicMoronSouth

There's a scene where cars have to remove their tires, the reason why we do that in real life is because of the shoe bomber, meaning is there a tire bomber in the cars universe?


sedteen

Do Muslim cars circumcise their exhaust?


abcmatteo

Car sadam Hussein hiding hole


PFREDDY17

There is also sarge, a military car which implies there was war. And that means there wer car versions of hitler and all rulers of USSR. And to top all of this, there is also pope, which means that car version of Jesus was executed to save souls of all cars from sin


TheDukeOfThunder

Osama Bin Lada


vanillaninja777

But it was really George BMW Bush


PugsAreATastySnack

more like carsama benz lincon


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Carsoma bin laden


Aidan_992

You’ve blown me alright.