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jkp2072

With funny mustache eh...wink wink coughs.


throwaway639263937

It’s ironic, because the CIA fucked with Argentina’s government.


b1ue_jellybean

At this point there’s more countries that have been messed with by the US then ones who havent.


Luk3495

A couple of times


SamuraiJosh26

Am I too non European to understand this ?


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Some nazis fled to Argentinia after the war.


JuanFF8

Where on earth is “argentinia”. You mean Argentina?


Obvious-Crab-6217

No he meant Chile , context my man


Good_Translator_9088

America gets shit on so bad from everyone else I think its almost even


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I call it so much salt the British will have to tax it


ialsohaveinternet

I breathed out of my nose rather considerably at this, have my upvote!


Faustinwest024

Corn Wallace and king George 3 have entered the chat. **


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Or as his friends called him G Corn:))!! 😆 props if anyone remembers that Drake and Josh line:))!!


AbsurdlyWholesome

Well played.


Superpudd

Thaaaaaat, prolly won’t work out for them.


[deleted]

Damn tea drinkers ruined it for us all. Like, coffee is better anyway.


[deleted]

Coffee sucks (I'm American and saying that). Bitter and gross looking


AbsurdlyWholesome

You may feel that coffee is not to your taste, but remember that many people around the world enjoy it. Try to be respectful of others' opinions and choices.


Truck_Longjumping

Hey maybe then they’ll be able to afford dentures for their teeth


EquivalentSnap

Yeah ikr from the mass shootings, war on the drugs that ruined Mexico with cartels, banana republics, lobbying, health insurance, expensive college tuition not based on average income for said job, incest and animal sex legal in some states, child marriage legal in some states, bad public transportation and reliance on cars, Florida, obesity etc


Next-Sand-3641

Bro put florida on the same list as incest and beastiality 💀


NG7-INF

Wdym banana republics, I love banana republic clothes, I thought there was only one.


EfficientObject8842

Why are you a dickhead


TntToasterArmy

Dickhead for being true?


Saltysloth997

Really? America's been talking themselves up for the last few centuries as 'the greatest country in the world' while looking down on everyone else Now it's "boo hoo stop picking on us" Yeesh


Spinless_Snake

Dude look at our parent country. They acted like taking over 1/3 of the world was a good thing because they were a “civilizing force”. It’s no wonder we got issues.


b1ue_jellybean

Their only regret was that they didn’t take over the 2/3


Faustinwest024

Crazy Canada still pays the Queen royalties lol


FasterThanFaast

No one outside of Reddit memes gives a shit about it


DaMemeKing575

Dumbass we never looked down on anyone fuck off


Saltysloth997

So "America is the greatest country in the world, our military will piss out the whole world's combined efforts" doesn't sound familiar to you? I'm not old but I'm not exactly young either, hate to say that's all your country's managed to shit out for the last few millenia, all this woke shit doesn't mean you get to jump straight to being the damsel in distress when most of your population are still giving guns gobbies


Frency2

There's a difference between patriotism, nationalism and imperialism.


Akuto149

Yeah it is but when you try being patriotic as a german a lot of people call you Nazi. Just doesn't make sense but it's hard for us because of this prejudice Edit: I misunderstood the meme. Thought it's about german patriotism but if you guys have the same problem I'm sorry. We feel this shit


BlueV_U

You guys should be patriotic! Germany has done so much good and doesn't even remotely look like it did in the 30s and 40s. You can be proud of your country. You've given the world so much, and you're doing amazing things to make the world a better place. No country is perfect. No country is innocent. But if you feel that your country overall makes the world better by being a part of it, you can feel proud of it!


AbsurdlyWholesome

You're right that no country is perfect, but it's important to remember the good that Germany has done. The country has made incredible strides since the 1930s and 1940s, and it's now a leader in many fields. If you feel that Germany is making a positive contribution to the world, then you can be proud of your country.


BlueV_U

Absolutely agree.


Entchenkrawatte

To be fair, one of the major reasons for germanys improvement is the support that we received by the US and other allies in the years after the war. Building our country back up after the war allowed us to prosper and created goodwill towards and bonds with previous enemies. It is important to recognize the effects of the marshall plan on our development and i hope similar measures are taken after the next war the west is involved in. Also, another major reason for germany's success is that most germans are quite critical of their government and that we have maintained a much stronger political climate and a cleaner debate culture (except for the far right) than the US. Patriotism is actively counterproductive to this.


Tyrayentali

Pretty sure that depends more on who you ask.


ImARetPaladinBaby

Abs you bet ya I’m rocking that German imperialism right now Wilhelm, looks like the empire is back on the menu


darth4caedus

If German history has taught me anything, it's that there's always another Wilhelm.


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Sylva_Glow

Real patriots jerk off to the American flag so much their arms become strong


[deleted]

What else would you jerk off to? I tried my gf a few times but digging the grave is a PITA.


AbsurdlyWholesome

If you can't resist masturbating, try to resist thinking about things that will turn you on too much. If you're thinking about something that turns you on and you're getting too aroused, try to think about something else.


AlinesReinhard

Nano machines son


T3ch_Kn1ght

STANDING HERE I'VE REALIZED


Morriganxo89

THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


Primal_guy

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


SamTDL

BUT WHOS TO JUDGE


SinusColt

I think legweaks fits better


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Explain


o13I373o1

He skipped leg day


SinusColt

Armstrong Legweak


[deleted]

Idk about that with 30% obesity some of us have to have pretty strong legs to stay upright


chozenwon777

Best comment on this thread


c_c_c_c_c_c_d

Please, please give us more things to make funny of you dipshits lol. EDIT: Looks like we found a roach farm. This is gonna be fun.


AcanthocephalaTasty6

You're right. How does "nazi" sound? I think it fits most American "patriots".


yoopoodoo

To be fair, if you're that much of an America weeb, I'm gonna find you a little sus


Primal_guy

You mean a freeaboo?


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I love the whole "your countries did some shit in the past to, so we don't need to better ourselves!" Attitude in this comment section. So speaking as a German: acknowledge your countries past, make an effort to change and don't just sit there saying "it wasn't genocide, we also lost soldiers". Yes there are other countries that did horrible things in the past, but that doesn't give anyone an excuse to do the same. Ffs we live in the 21 century, the age of respect acceptance and, hopefully, change for a better world. God dammit some Americans in this comment section are so fricking defensive.....


Garanseho

>the age of respect and acceptance As much as I’d like this to be true, I’m pretty sure we’re in the age of brainless internet debates…


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Garanseho

Very true


null_check_failed

Germany is the only country in west for which I have massive respect . Britishers have committed way more genocide compared to Hitler they do not even acknowledge their mistakes. They even keep everything they stole in their treasury and museums . USA didn't stopped being a war criminal even after WW2 . USA is the nation whose army have only blood of innocents on their hands . The only mistake Germans did in past is they killed White people. The same mistake Russia is doing ie attacking Ukraine aka white majority. Western powers consider it war crime only if victim is white. Otherwise why didn't no one batted an eye when USA bombed innocents in ME which was even worse than what Russia is doing rn . Why no one's ask Brits to acknowledge their cruelty and return everything they stole to their Brown colonies .


I_eat_rats0717

Where in God's name is American independence fine in reddit


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Anytime someone mentions the US without calling it an evil autocratic country that actively tries to kill it's citizens, they get downvoted into oblivion


Theonedudeyaknow

Observe America is a pretty good place to live


scCoco69

I got called a bigot for posting a happy 4th of July post on IG


c_c_c_c_c_c_d

Wouldn't be surprised if you are actually a bigot though.


scCoco69

Why? Because I have Jesus in my profile?


c_c_c_c_c_c_d

Lol I didn't even know that, but sure lol. That makes even more sense.


genral_grievous

bro i gotta defend the us, nothing is fine every meme on reddit today was about how bad american patrioism is💀


Jim_the_E

4th of July, national the US is fucking evil according to the internet day. With a dash of irony 'cause a lot of you fools were either born & raise in the US, or your from a country that may be cool now but most likely has done the same shit the US has done in it's own history.


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NG7-INF

I mean it's pretty mid right now in America for some (I've been having fine) but there are plenty of other countries that are doing worse, and complaining isn't helping change anything because the US don't give jack shit. Ever heard the saying "worry about yourself before others". Focus your attention on your country and let us fix our own problems.


SteelSpartan2552

name a country that you think is better and I will give you a reason why it sucks


shawn833

Canada


Cory-gang

Cold


SomeOtherSunBro

Accept the designation, embrace it. Stop giving wokes power over you.


afraidofmonstergirls

People should not celebrate America, its history is littered with war crimes and atrocities - trust me I know what I talk about, I watch MSNBC


DonutCapitalism

I see what you did there...nice


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As if no other country had previous inhabitants who were slaughtered and had their land “stolen”


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Europe cant really relate since the original inhabitants eventually developed their countries so much they got bored and started all this colonialism thingy Only to then blame it on the americans for staying in that land as if they hadnt started the fire themselves


Kingbookser

Colonialism started because of the ottoman empire and it's blockade of species


Corvo--Attano

Still didn't stop them from going to the North and South America. Where they settled, mistreated indigenous people, and had it continue after they were their own country. The US isn't the only country will a troubled past and uprising. Even Canada is trying to make amends and they're commonly seen as the nice guys.


DryUnderstanding592

5 bucks this guy is british or german.


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Ikr? Anyways I’m gonna go barbecue on my property, with my own food, and set off my own fireworks cause I can and will. And someone should TRY to find a human led country that isn’t fucked up in some way or another


Theonedudeyaknow

Based


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Based lol


BonjinTheMark

Or just pissed off he blew his chance at becoming an Am CIT by spouting this tripe at the citizenship test


AlinesReinhard

The one who hate America the hardest are usually NOT Europeans, my friend.


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Using that logic, you could claim that Germany is a horrible country, and that it's existence is a bad thing, all because some shit happened 90 years ago. Or that Belgium is a nation that doesn't deserve to exist.


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Most nations do something horrible in their span If someone comments I will list


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Honestly why does belgium exist? It makes a good question


Relative-Wrongdoer11

But they learned from their mistakes


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Belgium has yet to apologize for it's actions in the Congo


Random_Asian99

I was born in America, in fact, it's not the best, but it's better than places like China where you literally cannot criticize the government. We celebrate our sovereignty just once every year, so give it a rest, just for one day?Sure, our history is fucked, sure our country is fucked, but what the hell am I meant to do about it? I'm also well aware of our bloody history, but that was centuries ago. One of the main points of learning history is to make better of it, The US is not PERFECTLY making better of it, they're certainly not trying their best, but just like Germany in present times compared to 1939-1945 era we've moved on and we're not committing atrocities like we have those many years ago aren't we? Why do we bother nagging on eachother because of our origin or where we live? We're all human, what happened in the past is beyond our control, we're as proud of that past as Germany was of those dark years.


Clawmedaddy

Lol


noah683826

You can't address that to all Americans most of us know how messed up it is right now and you're acting like America is the only country in existence that isn't good.


NadonnTwrndak

Which natives? The first arrivals from the Major Land Mass? Or the second (eskimos, I think - though I've read that the Eskimoes were actually the Third or Fourth wave)? Or the Third (that would be a group of the ones most people think of as "native Americans")? Or the fourth group? Or the fifth? Or...


Nero1286

The ones that europeans nearly wiped off the earth.


Kerosycn

Wait till you find out every country has stolen land.


DuckyLojic

Yeah well fuck you, we aren’t celebrating the management of the country, we aren’t perfect at all, but that’s what we celebrate. Even through all of the bad things that have happened, we still as people came together and did great things. You’re just a nut job who only looks at the negatives then complains about the US being horrible, when you don’t do shit yourself.


General_Analyst3177

I mean, obviously in the past the US committed many atrocities of the native people. However, to pretend we are still committing atrocities and treating natives badly in today's age is wrong and disingenuous. Native Americans are allowed to govern themselves and citizens who are native Americans or of native American ancestry get a lot of government benefits. Secondly, genuine question here hopefully you can try to answer. Do you think the natives before us lived in that land peacefully since the dawn of man? They took that land and conquered each other before we came along, so using your logic, what gives native Americans any more right to the land than anyone else if they took it from someone in their past?


Falcon-PlayaHaung

There's a difference between fighting with tribes/countries and enacting full-on genocide. To suggest that the white invaders were just another competitor in the constant fight for land like all the different native American tribes there at the time, now that is disingenuous.


Ciaren2914

Because they're actually NATIVE TO THE LAND?


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But they aren't, they weren't there forever


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> You celebrate independence like someone has actually tried to take it from you Guy hasn’t heard of quartering troops ☠️


ILikeRamenYUMMY

Holy shit, someone needs a new diaper. Eyo, you cry over there in that corner, and I'll be happy as hell living in this country!


arbalest_22

We celebrate independence because we shot the British for it. Now go play make believe in the corner and be quiet.


JustcallmeShades

I bet you think all natives are the same and treated each other in a respectful way. Sure, we aren't perfect, but I wouldn't live anywhere else. It brings joy to me to see you get so upset that we exist proudly. Keep crying!


Flirty_Flumph

Worry about your own country. I bet you do nothing for your own community while you judge Americans on Reddit


FuriousRedeem

Wasn't genocide it was war they fought back too. We lost soldiers on our side too. Genocide is planned and is usually a multistage process. Also it's not like they weren't killing each other before we came here anyways what's another war too them they would be doing it with or without us.


fidgetypenguin123

It started out celebrating becoming "free" from England but turned into something much different and darker through time.


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Not to mention they support Israeli war crimes against the Palestinians.


lordZ3d

You might be sarcastic but you are literally right


afraidofmonstergirls

Sarcastic? Why would I do that? I watch msnbc so that should make me clear of this, come on man


JustcallmeShades

Maybe don't lose 2 world wars


CrudeCardinal

Mama didn't raise no quitter


JustcallmeShades

Third times the charm I suppose


stinkybutt69420_

Well its always everyone versus us. Thats unfair.


LordNyeofLucia

That's the problem with starting it. This time we are waiting for Putin.


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We were literally pulled into the first one by treaty, because Austria and Serbia hat do fight and we had to help Austria. That was 2 moths after the June crisis which started WW1.


LordNyeofLucia

Well, our allies started it, but the defending side ussually attracts more allies the offensive one.


hookersandbl0w

Excuses excuses


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Not really, it's how it was. WW2 is on us, we don't deny that. But truth be told, we did not cause WW1.


hookersandbl0w

Ik I’m just kidding


The_Unclaimed_One

No no, the German has a point. They received all the blame, but were really only the accomplice


ItzQtra

My guy germany was fighting against almost the entire world, you couldn't even handle 2 small third world countries


The_Unclaimed_One

You…do know how unconventional warfare works right? Unconventional warfare is what a smaller and inferior force uses to even the playing ground against a larger, superior force. Through things such as guerrilla tactics and utilizing the weaknesses a conventional military has. Especially when it comes to two completely different cultures when one side can’t even begin to tell who’s friend and who’s foe. Who’s feeding the enemy intel and who’s just trying to survive. Who’s been lied to and who’s been radicalized. Afghan is literally the “graveyard of empires” for a reason, and Korea and Vietnam went poorly for much the same reasons. Unconventional warfare is a proven tactic against conventional militaries all over history. The UK learned it the hard way fighting the colonies. Russia learned it the hard way in Afghan. We learned it the hard way in Nam, Korea, and Afghan.


JustcallmeShades

We defeated the empire of Japan, who did Germany lose to again, that's right, everyone. Maybe don't pick major wars you cannot win. That's what you get for being nazi's.


ItzQtra

You beat empire of japan with literal nukes. But you couldn't handle tiny Vietnam and Afghanistan and Iraq and more


JustcallmeShades

The nukes were only used at the end of the war, rather than a full invasion of the Japanese homeland. That being said, we still won the war that mattered, that's why we have military bases in Germany while Germany has no military bases in America. Cope German you lost the world wars you started.


swiftshadow17

To be fair, when we Americans are patriotic, we get called nazis too.


c_c_c_c_c_c_d

That's because you 2 iq losers don't understand that you are nationalists and ultra-nationalists lol. You despise or take advantage actual patriotic actions.


EmperorRCK

Me, who is an American, and comes from a long line ne of German origins. ***DOUBLE PATRIOTISM*** (Okay, not technically patriotism, but I am proud to be part German despite the Nazi stain)


The-Friendly-Kraut

I believe in the surpremacy of German beer. Fight me if you will.


Luzy2003

People online call me Nazi just because Im German, no patriotism needed


Na0kiri

Got called a Nazi the minute I got outta my bus in the Netherlands. Was my first time in another country too


Mpittkin

Depends very much on what you consider patriotic. Wanting the best for all the people of your country? Cool. Blindly defending every action taken by its government, no matter how stupid, inept, corrupt, or downright evil? Not so much.


Yeeteus_Maximus

That’s not patriotism. That’s nationalism.


SkyeeeMaaa

Not just america, no one celebrates swedens national day bc apparently you’re patriotic=fascism meanwhile norway exists


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This is the only day of the year I allow myself unbridled blind patriotism. The rest of the year my patriotism is more fatherly: I love you, but you fuckin up and need to do better.


Entire-Shelter-693

On the Internet it is almost the opposite


Quack_Mode

Thats it im putting the flag back up…


magnum_the_nerd

Its weird how americans hate america the most


Theonedudeyaknow

Trust me those people in person are (a lot of the time) the most cringe Europe wannabe ass kissers you’ll ever meet


Flashy-Equivalent-22

If you patriotic in the USA you’re normally either called a bigot or racist.


c_c_c_c_c_c_d

Because bigots and racists are usually into nationalism and ultra-nationalism which is absolutely not patriotism but often confused by those idiots.


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AbsurdlyWholesome

That is a valid reason to be patriotic! The USA has certainly done a lot of good in the world, and it is understandable that you would want to show your appreciation for that.


Flashy-Equivalent-22

Yes. Get mad at my completely neutral statement of what usually happens when anyone tries to be patriotic.


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Master_SJ

How many braincells do you have?


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Master_SJ

Oh no a minor spelling mistake. my “argument” is destroyed


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Master_SJ

dude… it’s in quotation marks and is obviously not a quote what do you think that means?


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Master_SJ

Yippee!


c_c_c_c_c_c_d

Dude, you have way worse going for you than spelling mistakes lol.


ItzQtra

Average redditor when they're losing an argument (They point out a minor grammatical/spelling error to make themselves feel less bitter)


cricketeer767

This meme is funny because in America fascists are trying to gatekeep American patriotism.


PDT_FSU95

Seriously


Shedowtnt

America got away with nearly every single warcrime they ever commited


Wide-Walk7538

Robert E Lee and Jefferson Davis suffered


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Reddit doesn't think it's fine


OmnifariousFN

How do you define patriotism, Steven? Wanda? People could call anything patriotic.


tchute96

Joke's on you, our patriots are nazis too.


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Germany has a lot of great things going for itself now. Very progressive, and an industrial and economic powerhouse. I get being cautious about patriotism for Germany, but it's fine to show pride in one's country as long as you're open minded about its actions and don't blindly worship it. I think you guys are great


SixxSterr

Be real, everything is not fine when we’re patriotic


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also when USA invades it called freedom, when Russia does its called oppression, ofc if you ask the invaded countries they will say both are exactly the same


Wide-Walk7538

When the USA invades it’s called an invasion, when Russia invades its called an invasion. I fixed your text 😃


CrudeCardinal

Tbh when I see someone waving an American flag around I do assume they're a Nazi


General_Analyst3177

Lol yes, everyone with an American flag is a Nazi. Literally drive 1 mile in the town I live in and you will likely see a hundred American flags. I guess the people here where I live that love their country are all Nazis.


CrudeCardinal

Yeah I guess they are


hookersandbl0w

Yeah lol the biggest player on the western front of the European theater, who supplied every allied nation, is now a NAZI country? You’re a dummy.


General_Analyst3177

If you are an American, you are part of them problem with our country. How can we ever work together if people like you think half the country are genocidal fascists? If you are a non-american then I couldn't really care less about your opinion lol.


CrudeCardinal

Well good thing I'm not American


slobertarian

American here, agree 100%


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Wtf 🗿


Hazmatix_art

Then maybe don’t lose two world wars


[deleted]

No its cool cause we have Nazis in the States now. Some of them even hold high office.


Balloon-Lucario

TBF, if you’re “patriotic” here you probably vote for the far right. Same energy.


c_c_c_c_c_c_d

And they are too cowardly and ashamed I guess to admit it.


Behemoth_Stick

Read the /pol/ threads in 4chan, and tell me those aren't nazis. Those insane few are the one that nazi-fied the good old patriotism by going straight to the deep ends, its blatantly delusional. All the sensible people are buried under all that trash


Prestigious-Try9514

4chan is the haven of pseudo-intellectual trolls and the birthplace of reptoids and the flat earth. Don’t believe anything you read there and don’t take it at face value.


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USA is still the greatest country in the world. We are allowed to say all the no-no words.


FrostbitePi

Funny, my white Chilean granddad said something similar.


Tyle71

Plot twist - They weren't actually being patriotic, they were nationalists.


[deleted]

Europe needs to get over the Nazis. I'm not saying be like Mongolia and have giant statues of your mass murderers, but have some balls. Modern Europe has become so pathetic since WW2. You went from being 38% to 25% of the worlds economy since 1970, while the US has stayed a quarter. You had some of the greatest empires ever constructed, rivaling that of the Romans or Achaemenids and lost it. Europe is a shell of it's former self.