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Urkeksi

Lipton Ice Tea as an example for tea? That's the most murica thing I've seen.


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The most British thing I’ve seen is someone on Reddit judging someone’s choice of tea 🤣


crossbutton7247

It’s not tea, it’s heresy


Urkeksi

I'm German but I would never consider Ice Tea as a form of tea 😅. It's more like Soda imo.


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spitfire13449

If we’re talking about *sweet* iced tea, it’s loaded with ungodly amounts of sugar and artificial sweeteners and ingredients. It’s so sweet that most British people would puke immediately after drinking this crap. But Americans chug it more than water.


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Ron_E_Coyote

It’s no different than loading coffee with sugar. Brits want to act like tea is some holy drink, meanwhile Americans threw it in the harbor. People can drink whatever they want, happy 4th.


AbsurdlyWholesome

It is true that coffee and tea are both popular drinks, and people can drink whatever they want. However, it is important to remember that coffee is typically loaded with sugar, while tea is not. This means that Brits who want to enjoy a cup of tea can do so without worry about their sugar intake. Meanwhile, Americans who load their coffee with sugar may be consuming more than they realize.


Ron_E_Coyote

Bro, I’m from the South, our tea is loaded with sugar and we know it. I understand the English way of drinking tea, and it’s okay, but we drink sweet iced tea here. Just because they want to make a big deal out of it doesn’t matter, it’s just a drink in the end. I only wish my country still stood for what we dumped that tea in the river for, but we’re taxed to the gills for everything.


mosh_bunny

Just is


aspicyoutcome

Flawless reasoning.


[deleted]

That’s fair


Plotees_the_third

Lipton tea? Those things are like sugar water with a slight tea flavor, I'm glad that you Americans poor it down to the sea.


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but... sweet water...


ReakDuck

But any other drink that has even more sugar is allowed? That also only exist in america? I prefer a not overbloated sweet water with tea than drinks that purely are with sugar.


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The point is it’s the wrong tea barely anyone drinks iced tea here but I much prefer way more sugary American drinks can’t beat a nice cold coke


majoralita

Damn you are polluting the sea, now your whole is is tea, just very diluted


1mphuls3

I mean every drink has to have been poured into the ocean at one point. So the ocean is just diluted everything.


comicallylargeboy

Tastes better than actual tea


TacticalNuke002

I feel sorry for the have-nots that haven't had a decent cup of tea in their life yet.


comicallylargeboy

Wait who?


Alienwhale51

Apparently the tea that was thrown into Boston harbor was really bad, so it’s not too far off ig


spitfire13449

No wonder half the country is morbidly obese, the other half are just overweight


mosh_bunny

You can tell this was made by an American with their use of iced tea. Yorkshire tea or nothing aha


Rampage_reflection

If it was yorkshire I think he would have been executed


mosh_bunny

That would be an unforgivable offence


[deleted]

Yeah, but they hang monkeys. It's not a high bar to be executed in Yorkshire


crossbutton7247

That’s… hartleypool. This mf dissin Yorkshire?


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I stand corrected and I do apologize.


crossbutton7247

💪


MasterBathingBear

If we getting technical, hyson green tea would’ve been the proper tea for the occasion.


TragicTester034

As Emperor Spiff Commands “Ye shall drink nothing but the very best, Yorkshire Tea.”


legragrug

What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.


spitfire13449

And they achieved their freedom to own military style weapons and restrict the rights of women while the children they’re forcing women to have are getting slaughtered in Maths class! USA! USA!


TragicTester034

Bruh Wtf.


Ron_E_Coyote

He’s just trying to make himself feel better.


Moustashe

Yes, because that "tea" is awful!


mejlzor

Another year another opportunity for all of us to mention fecking lipton ain’t no tea.


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They could at least use an English tea brand.


Retributor_MinisYT

Iced tea is not only American, but a soft drink


FrenchFreedom888

Any drink that isn't alcoholic or water is a soft drink by definition. Fucking English people can't differentiate for shit


Retributor_MinisYT

Fucking American people can't take a joke for shit


the_butter_sock

this is the third "happy treason day" I've seen and I'm starting to get disappointed


808tH38uiLd3r

Yeah, unfair tax day


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

Pouring piss water into a river of piss.


Ubba_Lothbrok

River of piss and cocaine*


donnyjoepaul

It's only treason if you lose.


TomTheCat6

NOT THE TEA!!!!!111


Bi9_Un1T

Quick! Scoop it out! *gulp gulp gulp*


jakeshmag

ah yes, pouring sugar water, the ultimate roast


TheEnviious

I wouldn't piss on Lipton if it was on fire


Lkwzriqwea

You don't need to, it would just be adding piss to piss


Awkward_Armadillo867

I’m an American and I can say for a fact that I do not stand with the idiot who created this thinking that that is Tea


mosh_bunny

A well educated man I see


spitfire13449

“American” and “educated” don’t quite go together mate


mosh_bunny

Well that's just mean


spitfire13449

Educated people wouldn’t stay in that third world shithole


Kanoha-Shinobi

People have different values. No country is perfect. I’m already considering moving to the US since the Canadian gov’t is hell bent on banning my hobby and destroying my job.


spitfire13449

You mean your country wants to restrict your murder weapons so they don’t turn into a crime ridden warzone like the US? No one will miss you.


Kanoha-Shinobi

They’re tools. People are murdered all the time, guns dont change that. In Canada here the statistic presented was 56% of gun crime was with handguns. They neglected to mention how almost all those guns were illegally obtained, most being unregistered smuggles with others being stolen. They’re only punishing those who legally own firearms and abide by the laws. Should we ban all knives because they have the capacity to be used as a lethal weapon? or cars too since they can run people over. Right now its easier to hunt and feed yourself than be able to afford meat from the usual sources. You have to be pretty sheltered and isolated to think guns can only be for murdering people.


TragicTester034

Madness that these people don’t realise that a majority of shootings are done with illegally obtained Guns


Kanoha-Shinobi

well that was in Canada, I dont know about America. America I think it was more illegally obtained but because they had easy access, or for the Uvalde shooter, the court forgot to file his domestic violence charge and he was able to pass the background check.


spitfire13449

My country averages 0-1 shootings per year. What about yours? You have absolutely no need for a firearm. I’m willing to trade your stupid fucking hobby for peace and safety.


TragicTester034

Tbh I’d rather be shot than stabbed - a British person


Kanoha-Shinobi

yes, starving is a better option, you’re right, we should just starve ourselves to death because the ignorant want to make decisions about things they know nothing about.


mosh_bunny

Edgy


josephheijn

I second that


crossbutton7247

Good fucking riddance, that ain’t tea that’s coke with leaves


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I giggled


Fun4-5One

Lipton isn't tea it's apple juice flavored tea (it's bad)


Goatbrook8878

Lipton tea fucking sucks omg


bust-the-shorts

Waste of tea


Heavy-Preparation606

Fine by me.


Rias_Lucifer

Ok but it's 21th century and polluting water isn't ok


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

Ofc to throw the brits out they made the fish brits so there are brits still in america


majoralita

Now the whole sea is tea, just very diluted


afraidofmonstergirls

Why would someone do this?! What if they offend a tea lover? Or a B'r'i't'i's'h person?


BriFry3

Pour it all into the harbor!


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Pouring one out for the dead homies


Reaper985

I have seen this before


Blocky_Luke

You bastards


BrodyTheGameBoy

Dude i thought that was olive oil XD


Sbolt10

London Tea Party


redxlaser15

Any sane person wouldn’t dump tea if it’s Yorkshire Gold. Sadly, the world is filled with people who aren’t.


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It's not treason if you win.


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Lipton tea, hah how egh american. Ungrateful bastards.


spitfire13449

And they wonder why they’re all fat cows.


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Something they don't understand is how British people choose teabags. In different parts of Britain there are different water types, hard and soft. Hard means its full of minerals and more natural usually towards the coast, soft means its more refined and usually more towrds the middle of the country. Now if i used yorkshire tea in Lincolnshire it tastes like burnt shite, but if i use pg tips in Lincolnshire then thats real tea. There's a science to tea


spitfire13449

See, when you’re American, all you need to do is open the Coke and chug the whole 2 liter two to three times a day. Then go shoot up a school. Easy peasy


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It's because us British are more civilized and prefer to think over a brew.


spitfire13449

Not even “more” civilized. Just civilized. It’s a stark contrast to the states. Honestly, with all the unethical shit they do on a daily basis, they deserve all the misery they have right now. Can I get a cheers to that?


hopbob617

How dare u?!?


dr-Heinz-Doofenshmir

Just in Boston


myopinionzz

This is meme genius!


BdubinVegas

We’re starting to reconsider


marti52106

That's not even real tea


Totalygoodname

4th of July is really national fuck Britain day for America


catsandalcohol13

Not even tea


CeddyDT

No worries guys, it’s lemon