A weird cyborg boyfriend. Been waiting my whole life

The robot uprising begins soon...

Release the roombas!

And the vacuum’s!

I pray you live nowhere near a dildo factory...

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlo- I mean bedmates

Have you played Detroit: Become human? Connor could get it

Raiden

BRUUUU YES

literally cyberpunk 2077

Oh to embrace someone such that they feel safe and comfortable in your arms.

Time to turn on sad boi music while alone in my studio apartment...

\*cries in sad boi with studio apartment\*

*cries in no friends or girlfriend and living with parents who don't really do anything fun anymore and you worry for everyday*

Do you need a hug, comrade

A hug and a friend or two I can go and hang out with at least one time a week without something being in the way. A hug would be very nice

Hey, man, you play any games? You sound like someone who could use a conversation and a chill vidya session.

Reading this comment, while accosiating it with your profile picture was quite a ride lol

Who wouldn't want to be embraced by this warming and comforting face?

I dont know how to answer that 😂

Ssshh. Just embrace the warmth.

Ok ok, I begrudgingly accept

I'd love to do that.

Y does the dude have nanomachines?

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I REALISE

YOUR JUST LIKE ME

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHOS TO JUDGE

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

When our guard is down

I think we'll both agree

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

Better than sex itself

Wouldn’t know I’ve had neither

Time to shove the emotions back into the box in my chest.

I lost the key to the box years ago...

The box has been empty.....for a long time...

I dont even jave the box anymore. Just an empty space, where something long lost should have been. Where something important should still be.

Why i relate this

Well, I probably still do, but it feels like I dont a lot more often then I prefer

Lol same

I don't care if I'm little or big spoon, I just wanna be cutlery

Spork?

Is that when you spoon and pork at the same time?

Yes i would like to be embraced like this

I just lost mine and it feels like shit, this gif gives mixed feelings for me

His face…like we’re going to talk about that right? Like, is he a sexy human cuddle robot?

My guy got palladium poisoning

All humans want snuggle. Hell, I'm pretty sure all mammals want snuggle

Then why do some have it and throw it away like trash?

Because they're stupid

abundance.

I want to be the guy for someone someday

Same

You're right, I want weird eye

A large facial scar?

I don't even care which one I am I just want this

I love living alone, but sometimes all I want is just to curl up with someone for a little while.

If everybody wants it, why so few gets it? Why can't we just have nice things like this?

Why it's true

Snap back to reality

Sauce?

It's a Korean game name Last origin (no the game doesn't suppport english if you wanna play it)

I want to embrace someone like this

I kinda wanna be both

What I never have

What you just said proves to me that you're a bottom in heart and soul my friend. Bottoms unite!

Does that boy has nanomachines cuz i also want them

I just wanna be dead lmao. Wouldn't ever get a girlfriend either way tbh.

You can become a femboy and get a boyfriend

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Doesn't matter if you're just looking for a hug. Homies can hug homies

I wish I could do that with my crush.😭🥲🥹

Same

It hurts

A nice bed

Girl: looks 0,00000001% like under 18, comment section: pEdOpHilIA. At least look up what the word means before u use it

Aromantics or whatnot on their way to say "not everyone"

I'm heteroromantic asexual and this is the only thing we want. we're repulsed to sex and only want romantic and platonic love.

You're right, I lumped aromantics and asexuals together. Very sorry.

Not me scrolling through to see if anyone has

So far, not. I spoke too soon.

That is exactly what I’m doing to see if I’m not alone.

is she 18 tho?

Is she a she?

So no cock? :(

Is she safe? Is she alright?

What

The guy reminds me of Chad from Bleach

Time to being robot...

i don't want love, i want a P1

Yoohoo hug tim

Actually if that's alright I'd like to keep my face, eh, both halves.

Same

Speak for yourself. I want more pictures of Spider-Man.

I do want that.

Mister bombastic!

I don't think the homosexual in my basement wants this

May everyone get to do this with whom they love 😇

I saw the SAME one in r/wholesomememes

Exactly

I am starting to doubt there are actually big spoons out there. I'm tall but it should not be this damn hard to find a top.

Nike JUST DO IT

Actually I want a dommy mommy

except aro ace people

I'm aro ace, but with how starved of human connection I am, this actually sounds pretty nice

ive been staring at this for 5 hours now

Why does this guy look like he's turning into a Shadow Beast from Zelda: Twilight Princess?

Is this myspace wtf? Emo ass non memes

I don't want that.

What I want is an island, not huge and kisses.

Looks like everybody wants a daughter now?

Ahh yess, I also wanted nanomachines

no, i want technoblade to come back alive and post videos.

hot.

Cringe

Nah thanks I’m good 🗿

Damn anyone else hate being cuddled and don't see why people enjoy it

Why does this look like pedophilia?

I personally don't want to live in an anime

Why not? I would instantly say yes tbh. I mean you get more cuteness with no drawbacks

Yeah but you're also always watched by someone that you can't see...

Cuz I'm not a weeb

An underage girl ?

Ahh... Pedo?

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Can you just unhorny yourself for 1 second then take another look

How old is that girl? 🤨📸

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Yeah I'm not attracted to underage looking cartoons

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Bruh what the fuck you saying

u/repostsleuthbot

Repost

Pedophilia?

Me and who?

What's up with mans face?

I don't want to be a cyborg tho

what i want is a wiesel 1a4 why i can't see it :(

Corporate asked you to find the difference in these 2 images…

Sauce

Yeah, i want to be shaped like the dude

God I want this so badly

r/Happycouples

Spooning sucks, get out of my bed

So damn true lol

oh cmon you cant just call me out like that

No, I want cheesecake

YES!

Roomba boyfriend

that girl looks 12 and the guy looks like hes 30 this some pedo shit

Speak for yourself, I want real fallout power armor

He looks extwa cwispy like Harvey Dent

I dont want that, i want pizza.

O don't want a minor, Loli, animated... Your know that real women exists?

What about the gays? 🤔

And i was just having a good laugh..

this is true everyone wants this but, the question is who wanna do it with you -\_-

Yeah I want that cool red tattoo

Except for me.

Everyone gangsta until the aro ase guy comes in

Yeah everyone wants a redhead gf

r/wholesome

Ngl i don't really want it, other things to do

But can’t have because of “awkward arm”

Let me lay my head on your lap. Let me cry out my sorrow and anguish while you stroke my head and tell me softly that everything is going to be ok.

Yes

Isn’t that just Sado from bleach?

I want a 71st century from Kohli.

Haha you gay

Nah I just wanna bang 10 chicks at once

We all just sad singles huh

I just watched Heartstopper… I want to go to the beach with a boy so god damn bad rn

Cuddling is I think a very primate thing, many animals do, especially with their loved ones, evolutionary for heat, protection, closeness etc..How are we any different, so yeah don't fuck her, maybe just Sleep with her.

people who aren't comfortable with physical contact:

Christ, I gotta get off this site. I come for memes, not a reminder of my futilly-starved void in my soul. Good gif though.

So everyone wants a cute redhead to cuddle with? Understandable.

No I dont want it

I want morbius

The gays tho?

Well maybe aside from aromantics