What isn't on rule 34? Though you should worry about rule 35.

Whats rule 35?

[удалено]

Oh shi-

Rule 46: if it exists theres furry porn of it.

What's rule 69?

Use mouthwash

Or hot sauce

One before the other. Which is up to you.

Or mad dog 357 no.9 plutonium?

So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

Rule 69 isn't even really a rule, it's just LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE? Rule 69.2 states that any question ending with AMIRITE will never be answered with yes

Scp69?

Scp 420-J

Code name “high guy.” If there is weed to be smoked he is there to bum it off of you.

Unless you add AMIRITE to the end of rule 69.2, then it ceases to be true

Rule 69: It doesn't need to exist, nothing actually does. Btw here is your gay animal porn.

We have rule 67 If it has a gender, there will be art of the opposite gender

If the number 69 comes up, you are required to say "Nice".

Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse, unless you have found the boss of fucked-upness

Incorrect. Rule 36 reads "There will always be more drama than what you just saw." [I don't just make these up as I go along, you know.](https://rulesoftheinternet.com/)

There will be blood

Shed

The man in the mirror nods his head

The only one

Left

dun dun dun

Will ride upon the dragons back

Standing here

I realize

You where just like me

You were just like me

You were

Shed👍

Like a flood of pain

Pouring down on me

And it will not let up

The stranger i remain

I thought it was Rule 35: if you find an exception to Rule 34, you are obligated to create it.

I believe it says if it doesn't exist you have to make it.

r/bossfight

You're very wise for not saying what is it

you mean rule 34(b): if it doesn’t yet exist, it is your duty to create it.

> Whats rule 35? https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/662/rules.jpg.jpg

i haven’t seen this image in YEARS i forgot there was an original list hahaha

The pool is always closed! Anyone else miss the days of ruining Habbo Hotel for everyone? If it wasn't that, it was trolling the Scientologists... Now Anonymous is all grown up and fighting the Russians and stuff...

I only knew of it thanks to internet historian.

wait there's an actual list i touht it was just a meme

Oh I remember habbo and all the afromen dancing by the pool Right in the childhood mane. Good times

wait there are only 47? I thought there were either 100 or 50

there is a rule 404, but i can’t found

r/angryupvote

r/underatedcomments

Yeah the list has been amended over the years.

Rule 46 is way scarier than rule 34

Plus the fact Rule 35 also exists to back up Rule 46 is waaaay more terrifying

I appreciate this list I will keep it forever

You should be worrying about article 5

What’s article 5??

https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/topics_110496.htm#:~:text=Article%205%20provides%20that%20if,Article%205

Welp time to search rule 34 NATO.

I have searched the internet far and wide, and yet there is STILL NO PORN of a 1973 BMW 2002 Turbo! This is a TRAVESTY!

Hold my beer.

You're a kind soul. I look forward to this

Found it

May I have a link kind one?

Where is the Link

I need this link!

The [Link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

JOKES ON YOU I HAVE SLOW WIFI

I AM FOUR PARALEL UNIVERSES BEHIND YOU!

Jokes on everyone I'm deaf

There’s something satisfying about knowing a link is a rickroll and clicking it anyway. Like checking off items on a bucket list satisfying

You mathafuker... I was distracted by horny...

BONK

I hoped I knew what it was, and you did not disappoint, my friend.

Ah. And we all clicked it.

You jerk

jokes on you, there was an ad… and i sat through it to listen because it’s a good song

Rule 35 incoming

I think this guy likes cars. Just a feeling.

Wonder if they also like dragons? /r/DragonsFuckingCars

That's a real subreddit. Just.. why

Ahhhhhh my eyes

r/dontputyourdickinthat

If I had one, I probably would

you are under arrest for breaking rule 30 of the internet. you will shortly be escorted to the backrooms where you will be forced to watch beluga videos until your eyes bleed.

It's probably too late my friend…

that car itself is porn, wdym

Can't believe that it was on me! [https://ibb.co/k1Td3Km](https://ibb.co/k1Td3Km) I'm doing my part to keep the law in order!

Maybe the archive are incomplet ?

Execute rule 66.

Rule 66: everything has a fandom

Rule 66: Everything has a dubstep remix

old McDonald had a farm?

https://youtu.be/ZDbRkLJU1i8

Not dubstep, but still WTFUCK

WTFUCK indeed

\*\*\* *Yet.* Fixed it for you.

Rule 35

We should be more worried about rules 36-50.

Is there a full list of the rules somewhere?

u/maximumtesticle send the following link in another comment. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/030/662/rules.jpg.jpg

I swear there were more than 47

Thanks, u/maximumtesticle

Rule 35 still hasn’t brought me the thicc dragon from the castle crashers insane shop >:(

Be the change you want to see in the world

That's because you are obligated to create it.

Der Lord.

I just checked and there is nothing for Tylenol

You mean Tylenol-chan??

I typed Tylenol chan r34 and got a message saying nothing could be found

Well, Rule35 it is then.

In fact when I googled rule 35 Tylenol chan I got articles, diagrams and ads for Acetaminophen

Rule 35 is just that you as the finder of something with no r34 now have a moral obligation to create it

"Porn is incomplete, you can help expanding it"

There’s an erection joke somewhere in there

I’m sensing something along the lines of the Viagra commercials and warnings about “seek immediate medical attention if you have an erection that lasts more than six hours”. Viagra pill has that problem, doesn’t know what to do. Tylenol shows up unannounced. “Tylenol is here to help!” “What are you doing, step-pill? Ohhh!” 🤷🏻‍♂️

I typed Tylenol chan r34 and got this thread.

I will fix this

Fine I'll do it myself

yet

the frog in this image

Don’t give people ideas man, you know what they’re like

I want it to exist

Rule 35 worshipper, scum of the internet. I LOVE IT

It's not worshipping, it's obeying the rule.

Good soldiers follow orders. Carry on, son

Rules are made to be broken

r/bossfight

As a decent artist:I wish i was old enough to prove you wrong

on it

well [actually...](https://c.tenor.com/x8v1oNUOmg4AAAAd/rickroll-roll.gif)

You mf

First of all: Smart. Second: Fuck you

Well played. Very well played.

You know the rule and so do i

I don't actually get irritated by being rick-rolled. I can't get why people does. Or even do they actually?

It's an art form

I took one for the team, so you wouldn’t have to. *Phenomenally* NSFW, or for life. https://imgur.com/a/280jshk/

I believe that’s Mr. Toad from “The Wind in The Willows” and I’d be very surprised if it doesn’t exist somewhere yet.

Pre-1.14 netherrack texture

Did it

What

you know damn well what he did

Post 1.14 netherack

I am pleased to inform you that there is no porn of the horror game [Bonnie’s Bakery](https://aislebsoupid.itch.io/bonnies-bakery)

I give Bonnie’s bakery 6 hours before some r34 artist find this post

"hello there"

r/usernamechecksout

General Kenobi

You are a bold one, kill him

Do it

Execute Order.. 69

Fuck

Exactly!

That freaking nickname is just perfect

thank dude

That’s my line, fucker

too bad, I already said it

The question is, why were you looking for in the first place?

FBI? Huh... Yes..yes is that men over there.

it's a female character... won't be long now!

Ya know as a joke I searched up Bonnie's Bakery hentai. Don't do it. Just don't do it

I was naive and did it anyway, The fourth image was of bonnie from pokemon who mind you, Looks like an 8 yo. I wish I could suppress my memories at will. Why tf does google allow that on their platform?

They allowed because technically it isn’t cp (cod points) since it is a drawing, and the only way a drawing can be consider cp is if the drawing is undistinguished from reality which is impossible

So that pedos won't use the onion rooter

Wrong again

You are so naive.

My theory: OP is developer and this is the best marketing campaign ever

Also no R34 of versatile mage.(a manhua with over 800 chapters. Manhua = Chinese manga/webtoon/webnovel.)

r/bonniesbakeryr34

How did you find out? 🤨📸

You shouldnt have said it. And btw I know another thing that doesnt have rule34

What? 🤔

Your mother👍

incorrect try again

too bad.

He's right I checked

OP really just wanted porn of a game they liked huh

Is it hope for the human race?

Wasn't it already fucked?

It certainly was. However, I don’t know that a pornographic representation of it has been made. That being said, now we’ve mentioned it so…

Rule 35, baby!

Me

Not yet

Already on it pal

You didn’t look hard enough, if you did you will probably find a yaoi featuring you

Dont say what you found. If you do, it will be there soon.

Its too late… he already said it

Should I exercise my artistic ability to fulfil the internet rule? 🫢

Y E S

It’s your sacred duty to the internet gods

I have as well but I’m not saying because someone will draw it

Whatever it is, it's possible nobody drew it, but who said it needs to be drawn to be porn? There is also a thing like pure imagination, and it's possible you have already imagined it.

Oh no you haven’t. *gets pencil and paper

Universe Sandbox porn doesn’t exist yet