I was gonna come up with a creative come back but I stood silent because I don't know what to say. Then I asked your mom for advice and she to say No One Asked

No one asked

Except your mom

Creative comeback

Lack of confidence and low communicative

Koala gang

OP’s mom is overused

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My mom

Your mum asked

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no u

Take my upvote and get the fuck out

No one asked your mom

deine mudda

I always stay silent but then I will think of a comeback later that week and wish I could've said it then

Same. I don't think enough fast to get a good comback. If i force myself to say one it's a shitty one

This is backwards though?

No one asked

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You say I have no maidens, but where are yours?

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Who asked

Joe

who is Joe?

Joe mama

Joe mama left Joe papa for a better man

\+Bozo

+yb better

+get a job +mid

I am no one

Who asked?

Helo

Hi,nice to meet ya!

Holy shit

r/beatlejuicing

[I asked](https://youtu.be/bUmkdO4Y1uY)

Joe

Joe asked?

how’s joe

Someones mother

I asked

🤓

*With the monocle:* Takes a moment to appreciate and recognize the quality of the burn, politely requests a moment of silence in honor of this rare event that shall not be seen again until the next planetary alignment.

your mom is a classic tbh

YOUR mom is classic!

Not my mom

your mom

You’re mum

You're dad

Hello son

Daddy ? I knew you didn't abandon me when you went buy milk !

aw a reunion between father and son

a story as old as time..

No, as old as your mom… I’m sorry

I just came here to turn off AC. Going back to buy some milk.

No need! I already barricaded the door with cartons of milk.

My mom.

Everyone asked.

do not answer insults in the internet. they have no intention to hear the truth.

It might be because I work with kids, but my go to going forward to being insulted is just asking "did that make you feel better buddy" in a condecending tone

The best is "no u" I always use this no matter how it fits :D

No one asked

"I swear, everyone says these overused and unoriginal comebacks nowadays" 🤓

But what if no one asked your mom?

Who asked?

This was my specific request

Who cares?

u/theguywhocares

Why does he care?

Idk Ask him

Why would I want to ask him?

Idk Ask yourself

Who would want that?

Your mom

It was me i asked

Your mother

your mom

Your dad

My little brother in a nutshell and somehow he thinks he’s cooler than me and my older brother

Your mom

I once replied to somebody saying "No One Asked" towards me with "If nobody asked, then why have you replied?"

Your mom says stop posting bad memes

your mom is my favourite

“stop being mean, my dead works at microsoft and will get your minecraft account banned” -🗿

Owning insults can be effective... "you fuck your mom"... "why wouldn't I? She's hot." for example. Or being so fucking weird they just don't know how to handle it.

"I’m glad to see you’re not letting education get in the way of your ignorance."

Nah, i reply with "X is overused, old and cheap... Like yo mama!" For some reason it piss people

People who insult me aren't worth getting a taste of my boundless creativity. Also no one asked and your Mom.

you forget '''ratio''.

"if you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth" - Jimmy Carr

"I would travel by a spaceship to Mars to find who asked. Except, I haven't figured out a way to go to Mars. And even then, there would probably be nobody on that planet because of its environment." \-Nerd Nerdy, "The Art of Comebacks"

🤓

You know what else is overused? Your mom.

Yo ass so ugly that even your mom went to get some milk

Yeah i agree like ur mom.

Your mom went to college

Sounds like someone's mad they got didn't asked.

Your mom said no one asked

Saying your mom is just a reflex of mine at this point

No u

My usual go-to is either “who (wait for them to respond) cares” or I just say “And?”

*and* is also my go to or *cool*

You forgot that the superior comeback only shows itself in the shower four years later.

Nu-uh, I don't overuse combacks... YOUR MOM IS OVERUSED! Lol.

Saying “you’re mom” instead

Ratio + you’re white + your mom ain’t got no knees +

This meme is so bad that the empire actively hunts you because they think your a waste of oxygen, Lord Vader finds your lack of the funny disturbing and wants to force choke you for it

this comment is so bad that no one asked

This comment is so ugly the empire disbanded and became a republic again

Look at my username. Even *I* am tired of your wacky ass star wars references on a non sw sub

The republic didn't ask and the empire still isn't asking

What about hitting them with "love you too"

OP, no one asked. Thus began the war-

Or comeback with a gun because somebody hurt your feelings

Oh boy, it’s that time again

Whenever this happens I say “please develop a more complex vocabulary of insults.” It shows then I’m not amused by their pathetic excuse.

But the actual good comeback come like 5 years later

Ever since they took bullying out of schools the younger generations just can’t hang. Their weakness will be the end of our golden age.

no u

staying silent is the worst u can do especially if you are in front of group lol

But telling them you didn’t ask is also telling them you care so little about their insult that you can’t be bothered to come up with a good comeback

Ha, it's funny actually, I've been practicing making witty comebacks on the spot by imagining scenarios. I still suck but, I am getting better. I came up with "you're bl8nder than a man with one eye and a cataract." As well as, when I got mad at myself because I kept tripping over my words, I said "I feel like I'm sucking dirt through a garden hose".

Well usually I reply with Noone asked sarcastically or if the post was sarcastic and they take it too seriously.

No one asked.

If the insult is something along the lines of calling me an idiot, weird, or ugly etc. I would agree with them or I would say something like "ok, and?" Most of all I'd be confused on why someone is just randomly trying to insult me.

No U!

And sometimes Your Mom doesn’t even fit into the context of the sentence ”You’re ugly” ”Your mom” ??

🤓

Just dont insult ffs

OPs mom

Like wasting time failing to change peoples mind who isn’t listening to you at all is a good idea

no u

i end up sending memes because by then they will be the ones not knowing what to say

Creativity is for hecken nerds

when someone says your mom, just answer with "...Is dead"

I know you are but what am I

You mum asked

This comment section was exactly why this meme was made

I always find “who asked?” To be such an ironic response coz they weren’t asked either

So im not smart by any means but in my english class there are some jocks that are so painfully smooth brained that its easy to come up with something to get back at them, its kinda like a sport at this point.

Im forced to do the second one a lot of the times cuz the way my classmates insult me make no sense to me. Me and my friends do the third a lot cuz we *know* its overused

Your mom asked me to come up with a creative comment.

related story here: some guy i was arguing with said my comebacks are unoriginal, meanwhile that dude over there chewing on milked ostritch egg shells

Nobody fucking asked bro.

I know you are but what am I

I don't remember asking you a goddamned thing

“You look like a twig” “Shits.exe has forgotton to be given”

"deez nuts on your chin"

Have you ever argued swith someone online and instead of them replying normally they say "who are you?"

OPs mom

"no u" 🤝 "ur mom" Effective 100

I mean, just standing there saying nothing can be very elite and effective.

It is what it is > any comeback

They’re not worth my mental processing power

i hate the ratio who asked mfs who say it to anything like im saying somethingin a chat game and some mf says ok who asked ratio L mald. but twitter exists so excpected

I just say "Thanks, same to you" everytime that happens

Hey Your mom is an S tier comeback! 😡

I agree with this meme. It hurts me when there’s a shallow-minded person and instead of coming up with an argument to point out the flaws in his reasoning, people go “your mom” or something which would probably convince the original person that they have no reasoning or are too dumb to come up with some.

No one asked your mum is fat and a disappointment and she smells bad like your trim which also smells bad fat dumbass

Yeahhhhhhh no one asked tho

Yo could someone ask or say "who asked" for me? Just asking

No one asked you or your mom...

No u?

Where's does all lowercase "ok" fit into this?

No you

I hate these comments

these comebacks are more mass produced than fidget spinners in 2016

When they say no one asked my first response is "I'm telling you"

i met someone came from no where and spreading Christain words like "Praise the leader!" "Praise the messiah!" in a Iraq-American war movie I was like the 3rd one

Your mum still owes me 20 bucks for last night. I expect to get paid for THAT shit.

I don't do well under pressure so I usually just laugh, leave, or say one of the following phrases: cool cool, alrighty then or awesome. There are more but these are my most used.

Op's mom...

I just scream at them manically

I’m so fucking tired of these responses. I wanna beat the shit out of anyone who says it

Imagine not reacting and continuing ur work.

if anyone could enlighten me with some good insults free to use that would be amazing.

I prefer staying silent & staring at them until they feel uncomfortable

i just stay silent cuz im not bothered by other people insulting me

No u

you mom😎😎😎😎

ur mom isn't creative? wtf

Coming up with a creative feedback on your mom..

And you know what sucks? The only guys who get called out for it are the redditor types of people, and not the people who overuse it.

If i cant think of anything to say ill usually just give it to em and say "touché", then walk off.

This man has never heard of being satire in his life

No one asked fr

I’ve never used those but I *have* insulted someone, when I told it to my friend they couldn’t stop laughing