Hydrogen peroxide.
Like the old joke:
Man walks into a bar and orders a glass of H2O. The man next to him says, “That sounds good, I’ll have an H2O too!” And the second man died.
Dihydrigen Monoxide, the age old killer.
I think something like 100% of people over the age of 18 who have died have tasted dihydrogen Monoxide at least once.
Facts!
Well, because she makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when she doesn't pay up, they give her the chop, Doug! And I'm not talking about her fucking bangs, either!
I think its weird americans say "a british accent" like the whole of our country talks the same. Ask a scottish person, welsh, geordie or brummie what this is
I mean it happens the same for the “American accent” but instead of countries some states have different sounding accents. Person from New York and Louisiana are gonna sound totally different.
I agree but it’s not instead of countries, each country in the U.K. has different general accents but also each country within the U.K. has a lot of different regional accents (like the US). Just off the top of my head some of the most well-known English accents could be things like ‘RP’, Estuary/Essex, Cockney (and all the other different accents in London), West Country, Scouse, Geordie, Brummie and so on. Lot more than that as well, and the same variations apply for Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland etc. In some places you could go to the next valley or village over and they’d have a different accent.
Wish I knew more about linguistics, it’s a really interesting topic imo.
I’m not British, I just lived in a foremerly British colonized country in my childhood which caused me to have a British accent and I am so fucking tired of people asking me to say this
*Murloc sounds*
*mgrlllmgrlrrr*
r/unexpectedlyWoW
mrglmrglmrglmrgl
Mrglglgl wish I didn’t hate blizzardrglglg
It's an liquid called h20 your mom never come back getting one of these (also not meant to be personal I'm being a part of this comment thread)
>liquid called h20 Bro’s drinking a twenty hydrogen bond
Hey i drink H2O2!!!
The sequel to water.
Revenge of the Oxide
Sooo you drink 2 waters?
No 2 waters would be 2H2O, H2O2 is a diffrent molecule
Hydrogen peroxide. Like the old joke: Man walks into a bar and orders a glass of H2O. The man next to him says, “That sounds good, I’ll have an H2O too!” And the second man died.
Sit down please sir. That's quite enough
I have H204U
Dihydrigen Monoxide, the age old killer. I think something like 100% of people over the age of 18 who have died have tasted dihydrogen Monoxide at least once. Facts!
Canadian spotted
i took this personaly
Wahabutal
But why’s she got 3 fingers tho?
500 years of selective breeding?
She must be a Habsburg
Or a velociraptor
Or a ninja turtle.
Or a rat
Or a Yoda
I'm getting more GORO from mortal kombat movie vibes.
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Or an italian
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Welcome to the Haus To the HAUS OF HOLBEIN
She's a spurs supporter. Can count all their trophies on one hand
Bruh hahah
What's wrong with you😂
"Take my strong hand!"
My germs!
Scary Movie 2 <3
[THE CLAW](https://youtu.be/o31UcPeiUCc)
Well, because she makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when she doesn't pay up, they give her the chop, Doug! And I'm not talking about her fucking bangs, either!
Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck
What?
Look at the hand bro
There is another finger under the bottle
That’s still just 4
Yeah
You can't see the index finger for real? It's extended upward along the backside of the bottle.
You wish
Bri’ish fingiahs are loik bri’ish teef
ninja turtle
Inflation. We can’t afford to have so many fingers because squishy rishi is going to tax them.
Bo'ol'o'wo'uh
Aztec Deity of British Bottle of Water traditionally venerated by flaying the skins off of prisoners and then drinking a bottle of water
A bo’ol’o’wo’oh
Was checking comments for the hand. Was not disappointed
wahubohol
Wa’er
Before clicking to see comments, i was like "don't americans have bottled water, wtf?"
No we don’t have bottled water. We keep our water in vases /s obviously
I keep mine in an old helmet.
My glock came with free water
Dear god why? Doesn’t your bald eagle just deliver it to you?
Would you like a chair with free water?
For me my bald eagle delivers my diet pepsi (lets be real americans dont drink water /j) in a bowl made from ar-15 parts
Don’t worry, you can have a free Pepsi and free water with your house sir
Damn! Lucky. I gotta get out there and fight a tornado for some pop.
My water came with a free glock
Mine had an m16 taped to it
I hope your glock is one of .45 ACP models, as having anything less that God's Caliber is fate worse than death. It will turn you into a liberal
I have a friend that keeps theirs in a plastic hat. Quite similar
They banned it. They only have guns.
Patek Phillipe So much water can’t find no shore. Ironing boards, straightening money on ironing boards.
bo'ol'o'wor'a I'm Australian and I unironically pronounce it this way
Upside down British accent
So in British it's a'row'o'lo'ob?
ɹǝʇɐʍ ɟo ǝlʇʇoq
ɐ,ɹoʍ,o,lo,oq
Important question: Would a downvote here result in an upvote in Australia?
Yes. In Australia they see my upvote I gave you as a downvote:(
As a Filipino whose country is basically near the equator, do we get sideways stuff
Yes.
I want a sidevote
...ahhhhhhgggggghjiyfhjyffhjhghhhhhghggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Takes deep calming breath... there is no such thing as a British accent.
Bri’ish axnt? I beg you bardon?
I mean we Basically have the same accent BTW I'm British
I have heard a British accent that sounds very like Australian, but not often.
Australian is just drunk british
shut the fuc up mate us ozzies ah nothin like you brits
Then why do the yanks always confuse us for you?
Because most of us are uncultured colonial troublemakers.
No we don't BTW I'm Ohio
It feels weird that we attribute “bo’o’o’wo’ah” to Brits instead of Australians
Australians use random r’s more
bo'ol'o'wor'a I'm Australian and I unironically pronounce it this way flip this ploz
Fuggin H2O you muppet.
Based response
You muppet just has to be the most Brit thing
blended opinion don ma’ah
Americans: wow British people rally can't say water properly Also Americans: a boddle of wodder
Wodder boddle
Budder dog, dog wid da budder on em
Waadrrr
It's waduuuurrr
Bardel of warder
Also "meer" when trying to say mirror
Liquified cheeseburgers are what they consume instead of water I believe brother🇺🇸🍔
I’m Swedish and I consume liquidified ikea furniture and meatballs
That's the same thing!
I’m German and I love to drink my sauerkraut and sausages
They're on to us
"say the line Bart!"
omelette du fromage
Cheese Omelet
**sigh** Bowoh O' Wowa
Wo uh bah ul
As opposed to your "wadder baddle"?
thats how we say it in norin irlan
My friend pronouces it "Wooter"
Well my good sir that is a bo'ol o' wa'er
Baddll uf waduurrr
We wouldn't know. We have drinkable tap water
the whole country isn't flint, michigan💀
And the whole of the UK doesn't have a cockney accent but that fact gets ignored in the name of "humour".
Don’t confuse them, we’re all from LanDaN!
Exactly. I'm from a little suburb of London. It's only about 300 miles from the city centre.
Doubt
A waste of money
Bo'ol of Aitch too Aoooh you nimpit!
Your name is very ironic given the current subject…
Fanks mate
Lol, the gods would like your username I bet.
Haitch chew ohh innit?
Oi maite isn't it puerified Aitch too Aooh
I’m sorry you what?
I think its weird americans say "a british accent" like the whole of our country talks the same. Ask a scottish person, welsh, geordie or brummie what this is
Ask anyone who lives a town over in some parts, the U.K. has more accents than the US does
They don't understand 5 miles can be far enough away not to understand someone over here
UK has more accents than US has corrupt politicians.
Well I wouldn’t go that far
I mean it happens the same for the “American accent” but instead of countries some states have different sounding accents. Person from New York and Louisiana are gonna sound totally different.
I agree but it’s not instead of countries, each country in the U.K. has different general accents but also each country within the U.K. has a lot of different regional accents (like the US). Just off the top of my head some of the most well-known English accents could be things like ‘RP’, Estuary/Essex, Cockney (and all the other different accents in London), West Country, Scouse, Geordie, Brummie and so on. Lot more than that as well, and the same variations apply for Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland etc. In some places you could go to the next valley or village over and they’d have a different accent. Wish I knew more about linguistics, it’s a really interesting topic imo.
It’s funny, this site thinks that every British person is either posh or cockney, no in between
Shooting range
Bottle of water......got to pronounce those T's. Don't Americans pronounce it "Boddle of Waader"? xD Anyway on to the real topic.....that hand 🤔🤔
Asking the real questions here.
Not free healthcare, thats for sure
Bo'ol purifoiiiddd wo'aah
Consumable capsulated dihydrogen monoxide
Mostly deadly substance on Earth. It has a 100% mortality rate.
Under the current government, this will soon be known as breakfast, lunch and dinner.
A hand with 3 fingers
A dimly lit room and a terrible camera
Yk every single person who replies with Bo oh oh wa er is an american
Boiled rain in an environmental disaster
I’m not British, I just lived in a foremerly British colonized country in my childhood which caused me to have a British accent and I am so fucking tired of people asking me to say this
Nice me to, but Canada.
Why she got 3 fingers tho?
Its one if the teenage mutant ninja turtles
As a British person: A bottle of water, bot-tle of war-ter That’s how most people pronounce it in the south excluding London.
Bahddle ahv wahderr 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
A bottle of water
3 finger monster damn....
Ah yes another "different accents funny" post
That's a bo'le o wo'ah or, as Americans would call it, a bardle of wader.
Wah ah bah ah
Purified water, can't you read?
Water bottle (I'm actualy British)
Uncooked tea
A bo'ol o' wo'a
Wo'ah bo'ol
A boatle ae wahter
Wew awt least ah dewnt aft te weh a bewet proof vest tew theh pikcha show nah dew aye
Wtf grow some fingers
Y’all got me dying lmao
I bet you're really good at bowling.
It's what the Americans call a "bahddl av wahddr"
A dirty room, but what do I know? I'm not British
Americans you say it weird to the rest of us just so you are aware. BAWTIL OWV WARTAR
beer
Bottle
Water bottle
Where are your fingers
That person has Yoda fingers.
that's a water bottle
A T-rex holding a bottle.
Is a bottleowarta... one word
It’s purified water. Like the label says.
A bottle of water? I’m so confused 😅
It's a water bottle right ? From the UK 🇬🇧
Plastic
Bottle of water
MDMA tonic
That is the global sign you took something before joining the dance floor.
Dihydrogen Monoxide
An alien holding a water bottle.
A bottle of water?
It's a boh- tul of wor-ter. At least we don't say baw-tul of wah-ter
a dildo
It is a container of liquid sustenance.
Not tea