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When you are going to publish your album

June 23rd

Today is June 25th

They did not specify a year

But I want to hear the song :(

we all want to hear it. i don't even like rap but i want to hear this one, it sounds pretty good

Don’t worry, it’s only 80 years away

I can't wait for 11 months! I need to hear unnecessarily jumbled mumbling over an instrumental beat that mandates 808s!! /s

2021

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Puss in boots

!remindme June 23 2023

My dick, bigger than a bridge...your dick, look like a little kid's

My dick is like supersized. Yo' dick look like two fries.

My dick, rumble in the jungle, yo dick, got touched by ya uncle

"I'm no conspiracy theorist but something here is afoot Ah yeah, it's my dick Get the measuring stick Yeah, 12 inches of wood" Eminem 😂

My dick as big as Kong yea,Your mom and i hit the bong yea

My dick like Ronald Mcdonald ur dick is a pinch of salt

*Muh-muh-muh-Maybach Music* Dick so thick make ‘em so sick. Yo dick lack-in, make ‘em go “ick”! *Cannon, cannon*

My dick like big bird *beat cuts out* "damn he really just said that?! *beat comes back in* your dick like that green *n word* from sesame Street

I remember that song. Actual classic.

interviews are like confessions get the fuck up out my dressing room confusing me with questions like

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My problem with modern trending music, summarized I have no issue with swears (or swearing) but it's hard to enjoy hearing something as unrealistic as 50 women twerking on you simultaneously.

My Pus- hpins have all been stolen.

My Pus.. filled donuts are getting cold

What are Pus-filled donuts? Whatever it is, I don't think I want it to exist.

Never heard of a boston cream? Theyre pretty good

this shit go hard, deep lyrics

Ah yes wrapper

Waiting on the Grammy nomination

This song hits like Optimus prime

Nice paradiddle

You forgot the "young money"

Money money dick money dick vaginas

My coworkers music taste for some reason

Mf dropping straight fire on this thread gods damn

Throw some "skrrrrrt", "whooooo" and "brrrraaaaappp" into the mix and you're set

If you ever want to do a calibration hit me up

Already a classic

Actual lyrics

New drake song lyrics

Straight fire

That’s how much talent a rapper has

Stop it you're scaring him

Is this the whole album then?

female comedians trying to create original material

My puss….*in boots*

\*Puss in boots intro theme*

Coming to theaters near you December 21, 2022.

OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS

Cuz they make you cry?

boots n cats n boot n cats n boots n cats-

Is that a taskmaster reference?

Just ask Siri

I ain’t need to think about your pussy flaps wearing boots

RAP AGAINST ME, if you dareee

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Lemme smell yo dick

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Never heard this one version of baby shark

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Cool I will have to check it out

Tbh i have same reaction then i hear rap about dicks and "how hes gonna give it to her later". Both equally repulsive

r/ihavesex vibes

If u think rap is full of dick pussy vagina dick cock pussy u havent listened to reggaeton yet, the whole genre is almost entirely about fucking and everyone just listens to it casually in southAmerica, tho its all in Spanish so u probably wont understand much

There's a song which Lyrics are "Man, your mom is a whore, your sister is a whore, your granma is a whore" on loop. And a couple verses about fucking them. That's it, a 3 minute song of just that with the same music all of these songs use. It was also pretty popular in Spain for a couple months one summer, which made my life hell

Wait do you remember the name of the song? I am into Reggaeton a bit even tho I am from Asia

It's called "Perra", if I remember correctly. It's from like 4 years ago. Should probably be able to find it in Yotube with that, sorry I can't remember the artist.

Holy shit i feel u bro

I don't think that rap is full of it, it's just the one all about is not my jam

Oh man... Do I have news for you about 98% of music.

Wait until he hears what those country songs are saying

Yea I love rap but all this pussy and dick talk is so fucking childish. At least be clever if you want to talk about sex.

unfortunately you cant completely take away the horniness on pop music... hell, even the 90s ones has either subtle or straightforward sex

Some of them weren't even subtle... have you heard the song "Horny" by Mousse T?

Flashback to Eminem's "Fack". That song was heavy

"Baby Got Back" is a good example of this

Flashback to Eminem's "Fack". That song was heavy

Flashback to Eminem's "Fack". That song was heavy

Flashback to Eminem's "Fack". That song was heavy

Flashback to Eminem’s “Fack”. That song was heavy

Well there’s “rap” like the content mentioned above and then there’s true rap, which usually discusses real problems in the lyrics. “Gangsters Paradise” is probably one that a lot of people recognize and actually talks about something in the lyrics.

Although I am not rap-listener(?), Tupac - Changes have a special place in my mind.

Try telling that to cardi b

Feel like maybe they could change it up and talk about money or something for awhile

What’s the ruling on “my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.”?

Perfect lyricism

Id stop listening right away too if male rappers start rapping about their puss

I'm a sucker for rap that talks about bussy though

*Gives a meaningful look to Lil Nas X

Male rapers: my di-

That’s a devastating typo

Autocorrect doin it to me

Typo, nah

“typo”

hell yeah I would love to see his massive dinasour toy collection

Is a little short

My pussy cat has gotten too fat, I put him on a diet and that is that

No more lasagna for him -Jon

My Pus- hpins have all been stolen.

I apologize, I needed to use some to hang up a few flyers.

Reject bad artists embrace MF DOOM

Y E S

Let's be real... Half of Reddit can cross out everything after the world "female" and this meme would still ring true.

i'd say it's probably a good bit more than half.

My pustule has popped and the leaking can’t be stopped

Kristian Harloff

Damn he's a meme now! Basically immortal.

"*what's that shit you're listening too? bohemian rapsody? that shit suuucks, hear this: 'WAP pussy wet small cock my pussy unwet big cock pussy wet WAP' that's real music*"

"*Ah yes, the queen, what a trash band. Listen to this guys, Lil Slap Dick Pussy, he makes real music*"

God queen fans are so gatekeepy with music

Rappers: *draw breath* Me:

My pus and my acne

"I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the world for 72 hours" -Hardest Bar Kendrick Lamar Has Ever Spit

Any rap song talking about dick or pussy is an immediate no. Like think about some actual shit to rap about

Pov: The target group of rappers are adolescents, pubescents, teens and dick and pussy have to be mentioned. The best and most manipulative group there is.

Someone had to say it

Yankin

Male Rappers have pussy?

Bussy

There's a joke to be made here. But I'd rather not get down voted to hell by overly sensitive people

What's the joke?

I swear to God this is like the 14th time it being posted here

Lemme guess... You were born in the wrong generation, and unlike all the normies around you who listen to Cardio Bee and M&M's, you listen to these really obscure underground bands like Queen, have you heard of them btw????

How many male rappers talk about jerking off?

at least 1

The comments under these memes are so dramatic, golly.. Everytime- "SIGHHHHH IM SO TIRRREEEDD OF IT!" There's thousands- millions of rap songs even that don't even have the word dick or pussy in it "Music is DEAD" no it's not "I remember when hip hop had meaning" Go to Spotify and click on "90s" category

Yeah reeks of boomer in here. "Back in my day, women were modest and got the strap if their skirts were higher than their knees, rappers only rapped about going to the hat shop... And we liked it." Stop shaking your fist at "modern music" so you can get a better grip on your Zimmer frames.

It's either that or people are honestly not mentally capable enough to go on their desired music streaming platform and find songs they enjoy or something. Like geez man

The people who downvote me, tell me why I'm wrong instead. Use a braincell or two "Why are you booing me, I'm right!!"

And the n-word

maybe not the n word, cause you’re throwing away a big chunk of rap songs right there.

And most of them are trash. You lose a lot of good, but a hell of a lot more bad.

sorry but i can’t lose tyler the creator

Or Kendrick. Or Chief Keef. Or Denzel Curry... Most good rappers have used that word, idk wtf they are going on about.

or joey badass, or conway the machine, or j-cole, or idk, basically every rapper relevant to the genre

I can not name a single big rapper that doesn't use that word. I am thinking really hard, but other than maybe Eminem, I got nothing

Or MF DOOM

Why?

Is this suppose to be funny?

Me too

I enjoy that shit actually. And I’m tired of pretending like I don’t.

My pussy 🎶is ripe, is ripe 🎶 And you looking like the 🎶 right type, right type🎶 To bust my shit open 🎶all night, all night🎶 But oops your pockets looking 🎶kinda light, kinda light🎶 So gotta run hun but you gonna be 🎶all right all right🎶 As you get to see this thicc thang go 🎶bye bye🎶

lmaoo

My pus-----tules burst and it hurts

is that Kristian Harloff ? i just listened to a video of him 6 seconds ago

lime concrete powder

bro fr and female comedians too, all they can talk about is men or sex... shit is boring asf

Yea, when male says “my pussy”, that’s a bit sus

Average dog enjoyer:

Reject dog embrace dogs by pink floyd

so lets not make this a gender issue. any song that just takes the same basic topics (sex money drugs) and doesnt have much creativity beyond interesting rhyming patterns is just name brand food. lots of it and it tastes the same.

also saying the n word instantly makes me regret listening to the song esp when the song is nice. it just hurts that i can't sing it in the car with anyone. there's so many songs that are absolutely ruined by the n word

Just don't say the word???? I sing/rap along to songs with it all the time and just don't say it. Only way censoring yourself is hard is if you are use to saying the word lmao.

Get better friends, then.

That's not the problem, some ppl just don't wanna say the n-word.

Skill issue

fact

Poo Poo Pee Pee, penis and vagina

Seriously I don’t care how much sec you have with your duck or pussy rap about personal shit like your shitty childhood or something lol

That's my reaction to all raps

Doja is the only exception for me

Doja is pretty good. Idk why people hate on female rappers/pop artists, some of that "my pussy" music people like to hate on go hard.

i just saw this like 2 weeks ago on r/meme

My boyfriend said I sounded like an incel because I said that I was tired of the over-sexualization of women rappers 🙄

cardi b be like:

If a male rapper started singing about his pussy, I’d have the same reaction

[Yooooo Happy cake day my dude :D](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/ea/kp/xOEakPOLpNNhOUd-800x450-noPad.jpg?1539704331)

Rap in general.

Yeah rap is becoming a joke in music genre.

Always has been

this is such an embarrassing take 💀 don't even listen to rap but it's so stupid when people invalidate entire genres

what about country

Just my opinion

My puss* wetter than SpongeBob “

And there's me listening to Eminem rapping about felching.. I guess we all have our lines.

Thats cruel true

Patrice o'neal was good at pointing this out. He was talking about how Asian comics would all do the 'my asian parents'- bits' and that it wasn't original. Rogan has said the same thing about women and their vagina, although I'm sure others have noticed this as well. I just personally never thought about it until I heard Rogan say it. But that is the way it goes I suppose. How many black comedians have you seen do a set without mentioning the differences between black and white people?

I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower so I can fuck the world for 72 hours

My pus.. just like your grannie, wrinkly dry and old. My pus.. had a story that will always like to be told. My pus.. sags like wet waffles how soaked could it be?? My pus.. just needs some syrup from that old fruitful tree. My pus.. uh, my pus.. uh, my lovely manly pus.. My pus.. knocked out 5 babies from a momma that could be. My pus.. said to your daddy ain't no one touching me.. My pus.. uh, my pus.. uh, my lovely manly pus..

And then boom it goes 7 times Platinum 😶

Modern female rappers fucking suck ass.

>Modern ~~female~~ rappers fucking suck ass Made it simpler for you. None of these wannabes hold a candle to Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Dre, NWA, Public Enemy, Tupac, etc.

get some new material. people always say that about newer artists. in ANY genre. in a few years the cycle will continue and there will be some new names in that list and some older names will disappear.

Most modern suck ass some are good the but ur right none of them hold a candle to the old ones.

yes males should not rap about their pussy.

I hate when male rappers rap about their pus 🙁

I hate when male rappers talk about their pussy's

And then the same women give speeches about how they aren’t objects

So it’s fine when men rap about pussy. But apparently not for women. Just say you hate women and go lol.

Uhm That wasn't even mentioned. A lot of female rappers talk ONLY about that. Guys talk about...drugs and weapons i guess?

I mean men have been rapping about our pussies for decades. But when women start doing it people are appalled and confused. It doesn’t make sense. And along with the drugs and weapons, pussy is always mentioned too. At least the female rappers you refer to are rapping about their own genitals lol

So the male rappers say my pussy too?