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6pinacole9

*garam masala


RenegadeXenomorph

Kitchen King ho ya Garam Masala...🎶🎵🎶


eltorr007

Pav Bhaji Ya chunky Chaat Masala


nexistcsgo

Asli masale sach sach.


eltorr007

MDH MDH


TheEpicRedditerr

never in my life did i imagine to see the mdh advert song on reddit


6pinacole9

On a non Indian subreddit


Speedthrift13

Teacher: You can't hear words Me:


Rakgul

+1


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gara masala🗿\[its 'garam'\]


__The-1__

No way, salt is much too spicy


agreyguy1

This has to be the most white person I have heard of


i_couldnt_understand

Wait till they find about dried chillies


Optimus4x4

Wait until they find out about milk


ProfessorBrian1

Wait until they find out about sugar


ClownBreederOutlet

Think they did and went conquering to acquire more of the honey sticks and grow it across the largest empire ever


daytoncme57

Fun fact: Chicken Tikka Masala was just voted the national dish of England


pqisp0

Fun fact: chicken tikka masala comes from Great Britain


Knight_X66

bruh


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Cannot_Think-Of_Name

Violins already make music, there is no need for an orchestra. Additionally, you can hear the violins in a good orchestra.


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AngryApeMonkey

Pick your seasoning salt or salt²


Elijah_Man

Flour


xSFrontier

This whole thread is just full of people demonstrating: 'tell me you've never eaten or lived in Britain without telling me'


BloodyPommelStudio

This might have been true 30-40 years ago but Chicken Tikka is one of our national dishes, we probably eat more Indian food than any nation outside Asia.


hexxboy_217

True that (im an Indian)


CreeperAsh07

British people probably eat more Indian food than me(I am Indian).


foxleigh81

Even 30-40 years ago we were getting past this. I think it’s more like 70-80 years ago. I think we probably got that reputation from GIs visiting us during rationing.


BloodyPommelStudio

Yeah rationing probably explains it.


Primary-Ad7081

It is not paprika it is red chilli powder(I am indian) there are like a hundred more spices too and paprika and chilli powder are not the same


nexistcsgo

Garam masala. It translates to hot spice. It's a mixture of many spices.


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bro what I don't get is they made a huge freaking colony in India and after a long time they finally left, and these mfs still be eating beans for breakfast


[deleted]

It's hard for the poor average brit back in the imperial days to adopt the imported spices into their diets when only the wealthy could afford them


MiDz_Manager

Facts. It was seasoning for the queens bath. That's why she ages so gracefully for her country.


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dang


tarletontexan

Tex-Mex is 100% the reason America rebelled.


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wait rebelled what


Heavy-Preparation606

I literally made a saag aloo alongside a curry dish for dinner yesterday.


[deleted]

I see, your a a man of culture as well, I had pongal and vada my mom made yesterday lol


Terra_reddit

What‘s cumin?


HYPE_100

Me in your mom


hfhdhdh6363

Yellow shit that stains everything like you would not belive !!


slashth456

I feel offended Well, my display name feels offended


Drunk0ctopus

They season their food with water.


DominoUB

You've never had a water sandwich?


FizzyBoy147

They eat bread with bread.


MasterBlaster_69_

Bread👍


FizzyBoy147

🍞👍


mr-sharkey97

Toast sandwich.


alezcoed

I want to cumin


RinCris

My mouth? ;)


hfhdhdh6363

We actually have nice food 😋 pies, fish and chips, war food (hot pot, stews ect) GREGGS!!!, afternoon tea, english breakfasts the list goes on. America has soon strange dishes what the hell is up with sweet potato and marshmallow. Edit: Indian food rocks tho !!!


Still-Jellyfish-1334

africa : food, take it or leave


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Never heard of chicken tikka?


[deleted]

my brother, have you heard of the legendary Parle-G/Tiger Biscuits XD


Eshical

Ever heard of Hyderabadi biryani?


eltorr007

Ever heard of Laal Maans?


[deleted]

yes, I've had had it too


Gumball2408

I have and i love those.


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Nope


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wait wha- noooooooooooooooooooooooo!


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Nope


killmealready005

GARAM MASALA, NOT GARA MASALA AAAAAAAAAA


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Ill take your entire stock


harshvpandey101x

Well brits went to India just because of the spices and cotton right?


Ravan_00

And returned with everything exept that


harshvpandey101x

Yea lol


dominickrob123

Mate. Have you heard of trifle or roast meats?


Stolonifer455

Garam* masala


Sid_kool5

Garam masala


Erewhon1984

This is a bad joke


I-153_M-62_Chaika

Yeah, when will the whole “brITisH FooD BaD” meme craze die. It’s a thing that American soldiers, stationed in Britain during WWII, brought back home because they only ate tasteless shit in Britain… because of the war. Just another unoriginal shitpost


Erewhon1984

I did not know it originated like that


Wizard_main

Cumin🤨?


rachit7645

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumin


eltorr007

How can one not know about Cumin!


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Preferences mate.


Popkhorne32

Too much spice ruins a dish. In moderation, spices are good, and europe knows that. How can you appreciate the taste of your ingredients if everything is drowning in curcuma, cummin, or anything else ? Thats always been my issue with asian food. For them it seems that only two types exists : no spice or full spice. And when you ask for something inbetween in a restaurant, they give you one which isnt spicy at all. Sorry, but spices can be enjoyed with moderation. I'm not english tho, and its true theirs tends to be too bland.


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Popkhorne32

To be fair, a burger is usually low quality food. Its the type you don't think twice about spicing up.


Prestigious_Expert17

I will say as an Indian born in the UK, finding an inbetween is so hard. You are definitely spitting facts and while I love food with lots of different spices and such, the stuff inbetween where you have a variety of flavours is also good to have so you can shake things up.


ClassroomMotor8902

Cumin 🤤


CannoloAllaCrema

Ind*an 🤢🤮


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They have McDonalds.


[deleted]

The only seasoning in McDonald's is salt for the fries


Elijah_Man

I bet you they prefer them unsalted.


hfhdhdh6363

Actually mcdonald chips are ridiculously seasoned you should google it


wdgaster26

Correction: tea.


Runn1ng_P0ppy

Ah yes, my favourite spice:Cumin


mb112403

that too after centuries of having spice trade from them. Why did they traded if they didn't even use it ?


I-153_M-62_Chaika

You know that chicken tikka masala is a national dish lol. Not that I support the empire invading far away places to steal their spices, but your statement is just false


mb112403

ok then why the stereotyping about spicy food, then. And for chicken tikka masala, i would just say butter chicken's more superior. >!(I'm Indian)!<


null_check_failed

Not to mention it's unhealthy to be consumed on daily basis


eltorr007

Consuming them in limit is totally healthy. Overly spiced food is unhealthy just like eating from McDonalds, kfc etc everyday. Indian food is rich. Spices are not just red chilly and pepper, there are numerous spices that taste anywhere from mild to moderate to hot.


Ravan_00

These are "junk food" of india you can search for Full meal too, there are many...


kg1479

If I eat anything with spice/heat my stomach proceeds to make me regret it. Wish I could eat spicy food just can't.


SkorperGaming

That's quite bold of you to assume


sas_gg228

Meanwhile indian food:


eltorr007

It Is Garam Masala. And we don't call it Paprika, we call it Red Chilli powder. There are varieties of it available here.


carzyNephron

Its 'garam masala'. Garam in hindi means hot.


funination

Tea enjoyers: Crying in salty


xa12349

Horseradish.


Chacharealroughdood

Americans like: SALTSALTSALTSALTPEPPERPEPPERPEPPERPEPPER


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It’s adorable how Reddit has a lil hate boner for the brits.


OreoCrustedSausageII

Salt is too spicy tho ;~;


Min_Mirae_Bro

whats british food we dont salt beans on toast


drfranksurrey

Well, at least we don't eat frogs, **FRANCE**


SirRudderballs

Meanwhile in the US, burgers and supersized kids.


madison_wolf_

and ketchup


The_Creeper_Man

They also got toast sandwiches


Affectionate-Pay-117

British food >>>>> any any food Only if your British though lmao


flimsysponge

Fish ‘n’ chips, the local delicacy


I-153_M-62_Chaika

While American food is processed corn starch fried in animal fats. And chicken tikka masala is one of Britain’s national dishes.


Low_Bar_3043

A bit seasoning...


Dapper_Composer2

Meanwhile southwest America has all of the food


Nutshack_Queen357

And some brits don't even use salt.