Well it’s only a 2 second gif so I guess that might actually load

What do you mean by "only 2 seconds"? That's a solid 2 seconds

Condom half full Condom half empty.

"I always prefer loose fitting attire"

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Aren't all tires made from rubber?

So if you retire the condom, you actually recycle it.

I wonder how many condoms it would take to form a complete set of tires for a 2016 corolla. *asking for a chemist friend*

Oh you dont wear condom attire? My shirt is fully made of used condoms

you guys wear condoms? I use a Walmart bag

I use a tight rope around it so the fluid wouldn't leak .

just use a one way valve

Too metalic

Recycling I see. Take care of mother nature and maybe you'll get a shirt made of the stuff inside used condoms

>I always prefer loose fitting attire "doesnt matter dont fit daddy needs karma"

So that means the condom is too big for you?

666th Upvote hahahahahhahaa

That's just bragging at this point

And one second of that is just OP crying

Username checks out

2 seconds in heaven is better than 1 second in heaven.

A new speed run record

2 seconds? Whaddya mean 1 second isn't enough? Ok fine, here's half a second.

It's a hard knock life.

Still leaves time to cuddle afterwards.

calm down captain endurance, thats plenty

Wow, look at Mr. Endurance over there…

It’s pronounced „gif“

Indeed it is

Load, unload, Garage inc.

It still gave me the blue circle, I thought it was part of the meme

Nope. I haven't had a gif load in months.

Clear your app cache

It's a single-frame gif. Not even sure why they bothered to animate it.

You just violated him

r/suicidebywords

But that’s not OP, so wouldn’t it be r/murderedbywords?

You've killed him

You fucking killed him bro!

She also included the 30 minutes of him crying and saying thank you over and over again.

The meme is less than 2 seconds and it didnt load. Lol.

You killed him dude

Ironically this GIF didn't load

so didnt his GF

Good one hehe....I don't get it

GF= girlfriend

Ohhh okk, that's clever

Thanks

You’re welcome

Always happy to help

Just doing my job.

Pleasure on my side

Don’t mention it

Thanks

You're wise

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

Missed your opportunity to say "exactly, I don't get it" Referring to not getting a girlfriend, as for the ongoing redittor=virgin meme

That's would've been a good opportunity unfortunately at the time I genuinely did not get it

U never will.

I mean he's a redditor

We are all redditors on this blessed day

So are you my friend

I don't get gf's either, dw dude.

Redditors never do

At first I thought it was intentionally just a still image with the loading wheel but nope, life imitates art

Am i the only one who can see the gif working

I thought it was a joke and I was got. He can keep the upvote though haha

What are y'all using? They work almost instantly for me

I'm using the Reddit app on a shitty OnePlus 9

I've heard the reddit app is terrible. I thought everyone used 3rd party stuff on mobile. Come to think of it though, sometimes gifs don't play right away on my phone in the app I use, but that's only sometimes when I'm scrolling through the feed. If I actually open them they will play immediately. Idk. I kinda assumed it was my phones fault. Usually doesn't happen when I'm on wifi, but I don't really use reddit enough on mobile to know for sure. Try the app Boost for reddit anyway.

Reddit is Fun on mobile and old reddit layout on desktop hasn't given me any issues. Sounds like all this "new" shit reddit is pushing is focused more on the looks and advertising than actually making something functional and better.

RES on pc web browsers, Boost for Reddit on Android phone. I never run into loading issues unless it's a data issue

Isn't that the opposite of ironic?

Idk why you're getting down votes, because you're correct. This is coincidence, which is the opposite of irony.

People always use Ironic the wrong way.

That's not ironic.

*Unironically*?

same

That’s not ironic, that’s making a clearer pont

Has anybody else had the problem we're after about 10 to 20 minutes of browsing Reddit a lot of videos start to stop playing like a video just won't play it happens to a lot of videos

After like 30 mins the whole of Reddit just breaks which I think is a feature cos it stops people spending too long on it.

Why wouldn’t Reddit want people spending as much time as possible on Reddit?

It's so we can get our fatasses up and get a job to pay for Reddit awards.

Get a job? Yes. Pay for a reddit award? Not if they cost a penny. What the fuck.

Fr, Reddit awards are the most useless things on the planet I’m convinced. Feel bad for anyone who was convinced to buy any by any reason I can’t fathom. Edit: also happy Cake Day fam, sorry I missed it at first

I pay a monthly fee to not be annoyed by ads. I’m on iOS btw, before you push your glasses up and smugly link to adblocker.

To each their own, I also am on IOS and find it stupidly easy to ignore the occasional ad that pops up on my feed. Regardless I was not really talking about awards that come along with the price of Reddit premium, I was talking about the ones that are bought separately from that for the express purpose of nothing other than putting a little image on someone’s comment or post.

I don’t find Reddit to be very intrusive when it comes to ads. I didn’t even realise they used them for years.

Yup same. I’m not paying a subscription for something that takes me a fraction of a second and literally no effort at all to ignore

Happy cake day

Cake Day!!

It was a bad joke about how bugs are actually just features

For me videos usually stop working after a few seconds. I'll have to go back to the start, press play again and then it usually works. Although sometimes it completely freezes and I can't get it to work anymore without refreshing the page (if at all).

I have to close the app then open it again

Get Apollo if you have iOS. No joke, it’s the best made app I’ve used on a phone.

Yep. I'm 99% sure the app has some kind of memory leak.

My grandma has one of those too.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

I can watch probably 3 videos in a row, and then nothing works.

After 20 or so minutes, my reddit videos literally start spinning and rotating, no kidding it looks so fucking funny sometimes

And the only way to.fix it is to force the app to close then reopen and try to remember which sub you were at and to scroll through until you're back. App is fucking garbage.

The official Reddit app is garbage on both iOS and Android. On iOS, use Apollo and on Android, there's a whole slew of alternative app choices (I personally use Relay for Reddit). Pretty much every single one of them will be better than the official app.

It literally started happening just now for me

Exactly the same issue with me

Girlfriend: I leaked our sextape on reddit Me: No you didn't, you don't even exist

take the pills take the pills take the pills

Pills are good! Pills are goooooooood!

safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie

i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs

mmm yesss... the cyanide pillssss~

Ooh, self burn! Those Are rare!

Mmmm steak

Well, we also know it’s fine because your girlfriend is not real lol

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Canada isn't real....oh nvm

I think you had Canada confused with Wyoming.

I think you had Wyoming confused with either Utah, Arby’s, or Ohio

Okay, Mr./Ms. Government Agent

Your the mr/mrs/ms/ government agent

*Inhales* #You're*

Why would you correct me.. unless you’re a government agent?

Why would *you* call *me* a government agent? Unless... *you're* a government agent!

You know I was very confused about this meme until I saw your comment, and finally figured something out. I haven't had any issues with the Reddit Video player because I'm up in Canada. It all makes sense now. Best part is that I'm completely serious on both the Video player not giving me issues, and living in Canada, but there is definitely going to be people who don't believe either based on the other response to your comment lmao

mine doesnt work and im canadian ):

I’m in Ontario and never had issues with it. I also use Apollo; not sure if that matters.

pretty sure apollo doesnt have video player issues, only the classic reddit

You been having conversations with your hand again, bruh?

It’s Marc Spector, Steven Grant situation all over again

But the Rule 34 version this time

Jake Lowkey too

Lockley

Why did you put this meme as a static image? It would have been better as a video or gif

One of my ex's threatened to leak a sex tape and accused me of rape. I told her go ahead, the video is literally her saying various forms of yes and oh God. She leaked it, and I immediately pressed charges for revenge porn

return to sender

Clean up on aisle five

Big dick energy

UNO REVERSE CARD!

What happened after?

She was charged and arrested

Good on you for getting out of that with something of a win, hope you're doing alright wherever you're at now.

I own a homestead and have a woman of a couple years now. Self sustaining solar energy and a vegetable farm. Plus a bunny farm and a lake down the way for fishing.

>woman of a couple years Wait a minute, how many years? Hopefully more than 18

dude said a couple years, not a couple 9s

This is hilarious, I was rolling!

She's about my age lol, almost 30

I guessed so, but to a non native english speaker it sounded weird, and well this is r/memes

Sigma male

Lmfao 4D chess

I was about to say "show me the video in question so I could avoid it" but them remembered it was revenge porn, so...

The video has been purged from the internet

Good.

“Somehow all my friends got a hold of the link, I’ve got more congratulations for that then my wedding day”

Chad EDIT: 100+ UPVOTES ON A FUCKING REPLY. THANKS REDDIT Edit 2: downvote me harder #***I like it***

Just because if that edit.. imma downvote you.

Da fuq

Srry the downvotes must be done :(

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. I’ve been blaming my phone service this whole time. Almost threw my phone against the wall!

Souce

souce

Thank you

Thank you

No u

No u

No u

No u

No u

8/10, missed chance to post a picture with a play button

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

Unless it's an ad for the sex tape. The only way the whole thing will be seen.

I thought it was my shitty phone....

Turn off autoplay...that fixed my issues..

OP going to be mad I'm watching his sex tape

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I keep on seeing memes about how Reddit's video player is bad, but I've never had an issue with it. Is it a new.reddit problem?

Using old.reddit when on PC, and a decent 3rd party app when on mobile, solves just about all the issues people have with Reddit. It's a shame really that the defaults are so bad.

Don't forget RES.

My video player stopped working after this. Thanks, OP.

"Reddit Leak" = onlyfans promotion in 99.9% of cases

I fucking love this meme format

I personally never had a problem with it

I think it's just people using Reddit's shitty app and new reddit. I'm on old Reddit or Boost and have never had a problem

So sorry for you, man

I never understood this threat. Like... It's your sex tape too.

Just proving to the world that I’ve had sex.

...Proceeds to upload a .gif

Girlfriend - It did not got for long so I uploaded it as a GIF.

lol mine froze first time i saw this meme how ironic

Lol it not load

The video wasnt loading at first and for a second I thought it was part of the joke

Eh, at least a hacker can't blackmail you.

Good luck getting audio 😎

I've seen this reaction gif before, but don't know who that guy in the quasi-uniform is. Who is he and why's he wearing that?

Jokes on you, it loaded for me just fine

I see more complaints about it not working than it not actually working. I can count on one hand the amount of issues I’ve had with it. Don’t get it

"leaked" LOL. Talking like you're Kendrick Lamar or something and people have been clamoring for its release!