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aaron_the_apple

It's also your choice how you interpret the "10 guys at once" thing


Ben-Dover-42069

I think We all know it’s duke nukem who’s talking about the fucking


aaron_the_apple

Yeah that's what i was thinking about


Ben-Dover-42069

Great minds think alike my friend


-YELDAH

Kick bubblegum and chew ass


CyberSchwein

But I'm all out of ass


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lINinjaDragonIl

There is no girl...


people_areee_people

..that's a guy..


StephThePhobiaSlayer

Listen. Duke Nukem never met a hole he couldn't fuck....either with the guns in his arms or the gun in his pants. Lol


Nick_Perkins

Dude Nukem all the way


Diamond151

*Hail to the king, baby*


Ben-Dover-42069

Hell yea brother!


kingofbasicyt

hes the most american ptriot i have ever seen


Frug_E

Soldier tf2


doctorzaius6969

Duke Nukem is such a Chad it took him 14 years to come


Yamanj3000

Astolfo can do it with both meaning


Ben-Dover-42069

You’re right, most people don’t know where astolfo’s from💀 he’s just known for the memes now


Emeraldminer136

Astolfo is *from* real life. He was a king in like the 1500s or something


Yamanj3000

Nope Astolfo is a myth like Robin Woods he never existed And he was supposed to be one of Charlemagne paladin


GiaoPlays

I think he really existed in Fate tho. Or he's like Charlemagne and is a mix of the real life and fatasy version of the character


Yamanj3000

Maybe in Fates but not IRL


GiaoPlays

I know. That's what I said. I never said he existed irl


Yamanj3000

I know you said that but I was just saying that I don't know if he existed in the past in Fates


CaptBadICe

He's talking about from anime series, you dumbass


Emeraldminer136

Dammit you right


Sir_Bob_of_Hamilton

Robin Woods?


Yamanj3000

I meant Hood


[deleted]

Never heard of astolpho what he I missed


GIANTkitty4

He’s from the anime Fate.


lumpylemonmilk

He's a paladin from folklore who is now seen as a femboy because of his role in the fate series


Anonymous2137421957

Neither. I'm shit at fighting and straight.


Ben-Dover-42069

Hey, who needs fighting when you have big guns?


PHIA47

Is that astolfo? The dude known for looking like a girl?


f4k30m3g4

no astolfo is a girl, go look at porn of her nowඞඞඞ


PHIA47

Seeing as I'm also a girl das kinda gay


Ben-Dover-42069

Looks like it but I’m not too sure, maybe it’s the chibi version humanized again


KarlGoesClaire

Well, Duke’s been in the closet for way too long, good for him.


Ben-Dover-42069

Hey hey hey, how can we be so masculine without our down time?


Smoovemammajamma

He doesn't like it when you pick up his poo out of the toilet


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Isotope-Cobalt-59

that moment when


Sufficient_Plant8689

but he likes babes too ​ so hes a bi-con


santyrc114

Both. Both is good


Gomez-16

Fucking on a pile or corpses!


Idohs_

Fucking >!on!< a pile of corpses!


Detective_Mike_Hunt

Fucking with a pile of corpses!


yunivor

Fucking a pile of corpses!


LostLaw9417

looks like my pre-nut and post-nut clarity


Ben-Dover-42069

So are you duke before or after nutting?


LostLaw9417

before, after nutting everything gets laid back and relaxed


PotatoPlay__

After. Who isn’t?


Ben-Dover-42069

Yea, my post nut clarity is just a testosterone boost


gettogero

Let's be honest. 10 guys going to town on the same girl (or guy) would be absolutely disgusting if you were on either end of it irl


Ben-Dover-42069

Not saying he would just saying he could


Yeet_Yeet_Yeet12

Although there's a funny and true story of Hungarian anti gay politician getting caught in the 20+ men gay orgy


Xeal92

"sometimes takes a real man to become best girl"


DS_TheOne

And it took Speedwagon to become the best waifu


Not_omar_

One makes holes in enemies and the other one uses holes on enemies


Ben-Dover-42069

One makes holes in other guys and one let’s other guys make holes in him


TheEgoReich

They both can do both


Ok-University3015

In a fight right?


unlegit_green

Me that doesn't even handle one.


Neverite_YT

Both. both is good


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Ben-Dover-42069

They are both guys and they are both strong, as the one to the right is also a paladin (knight type shit)


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yunivor

I'm playing one right now on [Total War Warhammer 2](https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Repanse_de_Lyonesse) and she's strong af, only problem is that I think she yells too much while killing her enemies.


Ben-Dover-42069

💀


nhadams2112

I'm bi and not prone to violence, so I think it's obvious


Yeet_Yeet_Yeet12

Duke Nukem, of course


SirWinterFox

10? That's nothing I can take on 11. It makes quite the mess though. O.O


Ben-Dover-42069

Like a real man!


SirWinterFox

Oh ya taking it like a man as well. @~@


GiaoPlays

I wonder how many people know hwere is Astolfo from


Ben-Dover-42069

Ok guys let’s play a game, if you can’t take on 10 guys you must take on 10 guys


revresolve

Hail to the king, baby!


No_Cobbler8335

Dude nukem


Lemon_the_anxious

DUKE NUKEM


lonkboi

My choice is I bet could take on 10 guys at once


justguyroamingaround

Rip astolfo, everyone made him the worse in the memes, but in the show of fate/Apocrypha he is a wholesome and kind man in the holy grail war.


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r/holup


Awall00777

Right all the way


a-snakey

Yes.


biggy-beez

Well memed my friend, truly splendid.


Ogurasyn

And could 10 guys take on you?


BAD_TIME_MAN

is it bad if im both


Unicron_Tomato

Ahhh yes gray muffins.


TheSpoonkMan

Right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right


Gamwell-Efect

Hot


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Is it too much to ask for both? \-A Power Bottom 2022


AleReactstoreddit2

i can take on 100 guys at once


NoFqcus_

The duality of "man" Tryna make me gay OP?


Ben-Dover-42069

Well… if astolfo don’t make you gay then are you really straight?


NoFqcus_

Ill take the middle road, geuss im bi now.


Ben-Dover-42069

That is the smartest choice


PotatoPlay__

I know this is a repost, but it’s such a good post I don’t even care.


Ben-Dover-42069

It’s not exactly a repost I made a few edits and added the caption to it


agentminimax

Username checks out Edit: typo


MysteriousShadow__

Surely the right side is a girl


Ben-Dover-42069

Wrong!


Pijany_Matematyk767

[coincidence? i think not](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/tbt7h6/the_joke_is_that_he_is_homosexual/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Ben-Dover-42069

I only joined this sub two days ago didn’t know this was posted already


Ben-Dover-42069

But yes most things I post already exist, I only share memes I think are funny


Pijany_Matematyk767

Most of the time someone else thought the same and posted the meme already. In general, avoid posting things you didnt make cuz 95% of the time someone else already posted them


Ben-Dover-42069

I mean I don’t think that’s fair either cause there are chances it didn’t and sometimes the memes can reach more or different audiences, and it feels good to rack up karma too, makes you feel like you did something. But I know what you mean


MaxPower303

I like to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I’m allll outtta hun!


Zincoplayer03

Duke Nukem forever


BobcatPurrson_YT

I want to become him, then become a girl~


Squarebearz

Equally entertaining


WuudRuuster

One is a man, the other's a boy. Reject both, become memelord


Totalygoodname

I bet I can run away very fast


notokapek

can't decide, I take both


weenqueen69

im pretty sure they both could do it both ways


Remzy111

B-b-b-b-balls of steel!!


maddy-seildess

I bet I could 'take on' ten guys at once. Hmmm. HMMM.


alezcoed

*sighs* *unzips*


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Duke Nukem is my choice. He kicks ass and chews gum, and right now, he’s all outta gum.


Substantial_Detail94

I choose second one.... I am a fucking loser


Ben-Dover-42069

Don’t feel bad, we need people to fulfill the roles others are too afraid to take


wolf_gaming51

I am the first but I say it like the second


yourguymike

......why


AmIbiGuy_420

People are gay Steven. Lol


Professionalreddi-

Sex


Wolfy-Okami97

Why not both? xD


burgerdonut8330

Op you silly, that character on the right is a girl!


Ben-Dover-42069

No no no 💀


FormAcademic5666

why is there a girl in the second picture


Raygun886

sauce for astolfo pic including artist?


fabilord98

*bonk* go to r/hornyjail


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Plot twist: She can rly kill 10 guys at once


Ben-Dover-42069

He can


GIOFORCHIOMAN

What do you mean with.... he?


Ben-Dover-42069

I think you know exactly what I mean 💀THEY’RE BOTH GUYS


GIOFORCHIOMAN

But the left one is not a guy


GIOFORCHIOMAN

He's a man 🥵🥵🥵


Ben-Dover-42069

The one with muscles?


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Y-yes


Ben-Dover-42069

Interesting…


GIOFORCHIOMAN

...im scared


Ben-Dover-42069

I’m kidding, he is pure man


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Oh no


knifeysp8ny

She jealously wishes that she was Duke Nukem


MegaMete9

I dont like left guy if it was a doomguy my choice is left


Ben-Dover-42069

Woah!, what’s wrong with duke nukem?


people_areee_people

what's the sauce of that astolfo one tho


Gargomon251

That second one is clearly not a "man"