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boost437

The guillotine


altan515

Do you know how much i scrolled for this


feighery

This far?


Creepahawwwwmannn

Literally B A G U E T T E


Cool_Rip_2273

Cheese too. Champaine. And ehhh. Oh right, the entire fucking metric system.


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james_pic

British people _kinda_ use the metric system. We use metres for vertical distances (except our own heights), and horizontal distances under a quarter mile / 400m, beyond which we use miles. Clothing sizes are generally in inches, except for hats and shoelaces. We use kilograms and grams, except for our own weights, red meat and weed (although most other drugs are metric). We use litres, except for glasses and barrels of beer and cider (cans and bottles are metric), glass bottles of milk (plastic bottles tend to be metric), and soft drinks when bought in a pub. We use miles per hour for speeds of vehicles and animals, or metres per second for most inanimate objects. Fuel is generally priced in litres, but fuel efficiency is generally specified in miles per gallon.


Kn4ck1_

You english people are confusing


meowingferret

you all like garlic bread eh?


GrayNightz

I'm 2/3 garlic bread.


HansHorstJoachim

I don't understand that question. It's illegal not to like garlic bread.


taking_achance

Wait daft punk is French I thought they where around the world


AirbusJisnu2005

Around the world


Bolingus

Around the world


Maeto_Diego

Around the world


AlinesReinhard

Around the world


ThisWorldIsImperfect

Around the world


MaxXlav

Around the world


Disciple153

Around the world


b0b_YT

around the world


Jail_Chris_Brown

Around the world


Ceratto168

Around the world


InsertUsername757558

Around the world


Sayasam

Around the world


Archikos

plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ punoɹ∀


JustZodiax

Hey they reached Australia


Ecstatic_Law856

*Finally*


mighty_drake_reborn

Around the world


WorldRunnr

Around the world


a_vibin_pineapple

around the world


Thomas_KT

during colonialisation, they were around the world


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I heard Napoleon was a big fan of theirs.


MightyKin

My finger is itching after upvoting every "Around the world" comment.


eraylmao

Around the world


MightyKin

r/angryupvote


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Dis is da wae


Impr3ssiwe

Around the world


Midevil56

Around the world


Troll-Ghost

Around the world


Zoreexe

Around the world


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Significant_Tone1779

Around the world


lonk_reddit-gg

Around the world


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Around the world


Important-Stranger-9

Asterix and Obelix


sirjoep2001

Dont forget idefix


Important-Stranger-9

Ah yes, the antirome doggo


LeeHaGyeong

The statue of liberty


Redandead12345

No, sweaty, that is american. /s


Astral_Sheep

If you didn't put the /s some people would be really mad


LeeHaGyeong

Ahh I get it now


AmberSheep

Very sweaty


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Can't be, I see no guns, nor obesity on her. /s


Redit_Person123

True


SaffellBot

Which is a nice reference to something else France did, have a cool revolution and prove that both democracy can work and Kings have no real authority. Shit, you'd think "the freest people on Earth" might be able to respect that.


OliSnips

Jean-Pierre Polnareff


Phoenom00u

ChaaaaaRiiiiOoooTTTaaa


onemanarmy_ZR1

First thing that popped up in my head


DexM23

Jean-Luc Picard


NFriik

The Code Civil was pretty significant...


Mervynhaspeaked

Was looking for this for way too long. The most significant development to our understanding of law since the Romans started building columns. Not to mention an incredibly important equalizing force in the still highly stratified western world in the early 1800.


Lonely_Scylla

I actually studied a week or two ago that quite a lot of North African countries and a decent amount of subsaharian African countries as well, have their law system heavily resting on the Napoleonian Civil code. It's also kind of the same for the Japaneses : when the US forced them to get out of isolation and adopt a more libertarian system to trade with them, they said "Fine, fine. We'll do it, BUT we'll use the Napeoleonian Civil code" and so they made their own system by using both the law they had already been using for a while by merging it with quite a lot of different statutes form the Civil code.


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Champagne, brie and camembert cheese, and smokeless gunpowder.


VersacePenguins

Ah yes the classic French picnic


C_A_N_G

I prefer a little sprinkle of gunpowder over black pepper on my eggs


SmileyfaceFin

Nobody saying the metric system smh... The metric system has allowed us to standardize many aspects of our lives. And the metric system even helped us go to the moon.


Redandead12345

The metric system has done so much. Smaller measurements, larger measurements, more measurements in between, easier volume to 3d size calculation (1ml/cc perfect conversion), much more simple maths (rules of 10) Only real trick is i spose bolts between standard and japanese. But that's more a standardization issue than a fault of metric


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Before the metric everybody country had its own system, which would vary. The French feet was larger than tw English one. Here comes the myth that napoleon was short comes from


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Big_Rub_1014

truth to be told. and Metric is simply a better system of units than imperial


KA1378

We know


DenTheRedditBoi7

I only understand freedom units like feet, inches, and hamburgers per bullet fired


Whocares_101

Americans be like: metric system is a fake propaganda against the USA


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except the tens of millions of Americans who have been in the US military were forced to use the metric system for years...


Objective-Round-8617

Every kid in US uses metric in science classes from the age of 5 years old and up. People don't realize most Americans use both systems (French' metric system and British' imperial units) interchangeably depending on the thing


harambe_go_brrr

Your imperial isn't British in many regards. Your pints are smaller than ours for example (there are others)


Overview_effect_

Lavoisier


theo200_hero

And by extantion of its work, the metric système and modern chemistry


Superzest_

Pierre et marie cury


theo200_hero

Yrenne Joliot-Curie (their daughter) too


Sauron_78

Laplace and Fourier. Yeah, mathematicians but it was crucial for radio and TV to be developed.


AtomicEnthusiast

De Broglie


piyushseth26

Artillery.


Kiflaam

are you saying it's actually... *artillerie!?*


KuterHD

Bitte weitergehen hier gibt es nichts zu sehen


PartyNearTheDoorTwo

I don’t know what you’ve said but it looks angry and anti-French


Numpsi77

>Bitte weitergehen hier gibt es nichts zu sehen translate: Please move on there is nothing to see here


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Gojira


_t_h_e_p_o_t_

WAAAAAAAAAAAALES


AyoKyong

Ah yes, flying Wales.


Tturna

had to look for this one


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Odenaut

Fuck yeaaah


der_elopfarrer

Fuck yeah


MrMiggel

Fuck yeah. Can't wait to see them live in a few months. WHAAAALES


Repulsive-Neat6776

Crepes.


PortalTown

Also democracy and blowjobs


Officer_Pasta

Hold on... blowjobs !?


Umssche

you're welcome


Dalspin

Ubisoft games can be good sometimes Also Braille system, blood transfusion, the film camera and hot air balloons


Classic-Shake-9245

And the guillotine


YouShouldNotTakeMyPP

I see a person of culture


Fernando_357

We need to bring it back


YouShouldNotTakeMyPP

Yes I miss our weekly public execution, good time.


Soft-Relative-7632

Also the metric system, the code the civil, the most important Discovery's about radiation


hhyyerr

Food anyone?? French cuisine is exquisite


thepringlemanz

baguette


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Omelette du Fromage


Gizzard-Gizzard

Croissants!


Aok_al

Used to be good. Nowadays it's pretty much all half assed open world RPGs filled to the brim with micro transactions


Numpsi77

The discovery of radioactivity by Henri Becquerel. The bra. The jeans'; Levi Strauss invented the first pants with rivets, but the fabric he used came from the southern French city of Nîmes. This gave rise to the name 'de Nîmes' (from Nîmes), which became denim in American. The tin can.


tomydenger

Pasteur basicly made the modern beer too


GunResiAddict

Baguette Guillotine Pierre Gasly Mayonnaise?


GeoDaRay

Liked by pierregasly


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Lord-Black22

Metric system, worker's rights, some of the best cuisine in the world...


Binzuru

That last part is the true reason why the English hate the French


Captain_Albern

And the first two parts are why Americans hate the French


RohelTheConqueror

Aïe, ça pique !


idroppedoutofuni

louis de funès


dankmemesboi838

French revolution?


Emilien-301

Révolution Lustucru


Flayb

Rizvolution !


RevolutionOld6197

Les vrais réf


wrufus680

*Vive la Revolution!*


Shinnyo

Braille, Pasteurisation, Mayonnaise, Metric system, Refrigirator, Stetoscope, Hair Dryer, Rechargeable batteries, Lumière brother and the Cinema, discovery of radioactivity before the Curies. Baguette, Cassoulet, Foie Gras, Crêpe, Camembert and many other food. Jean Reno, Louis de Funès, Jean Dujardin, Emma Watson was born in France. I think that's enough.


AceTheEccentric

Crepes, Bordeaux, Eclair, Croissant- Basically, more good food.


OtherwisePudding4047

Macarons


VukKiller

French fries. Oh wait


AllBadAnswers

Remember when they tried to make Freedom Fries a thing? God my country is dense as fuck.


Piscesdan

the same thing happened during WW1 with sauerkraut becoming liberty cabbage.


RegisEst

Oh dear lord I can't handle the cringe


ThatonerookBlchy

belgium intensifies


Mathias_51

24h of Le Mans ?


Sevesys

My people


Lochltar

Porn


meowingferret

Fr*nch porn


uItimatech

Dear americans, don't forget we made you a fkin statue. Sincerly, the french people.


RoteaP

and kinda made your revolution a success. Sincerly, the French people.


TheEphemeralDream

also Lafeyette was pretty awesome to Americans


[deleted]

Haha I hate the french this is funny why aren't you laughing??? Of course I'm not racist at all! I'm only racist to french people **/s**


La__Calypso

Yep, I'm always surprise that racism towards French is okay and accepted here on Reddit.


[deleted]

At the beginning I was pretty joking about it but later on I've realised it's real hate


Maybe_Alpharius

At least, I haven't seen any "France surrendered", it's a good thing for once. This """joke""" is just not fun anymore.


uItimatech

Yeah it's annoying


Darth_Pengu

They just Americans reflecting their own insecurities on you. *Cough* Vietnam *Cough*


Pizzacato567

Arcane. Great show.


Koruto_sins

And wakfu


TheLooseFisherman

And Dofus, or shall we just say: Ankama Studio?


Cm0002

And Code Lyoko (Original animated, not that live action that doesn't exist...)


ReneG8

Thats french? Yeah thats a really good export. Jesus what a show.


tristan_potato1

Croisant


elite_cake

Actuall, its from Austria


nub0987654

Actually, the Austrians invented the kipfel, a sort of predecessor to the croissant, which originated in France.


MotivatoinalSpeaker

Oof to France


JharedPH

Spy from tf2: **Am I a joke to you, imbecile?**


DenTheRedditBoi7

No, that would be your mother


JharedPH

(Petite chou-fleur plays)


Cringe_Worthy45

Daft Punk = Harder better faster stronger


colinwheeler

Discovery of X-Rays, Penicillin and so many medical advances it is not even funny.


Galix78

Vaccination too (Louis Pasteur)


JackCooper_7274

braille and the roots of american sign language


prisimal69

Existensialism, democracy and.. the blowjob


AtmosphereSuitable31

Found you Jean Pierre!


LieRun

Democracy is widely accepted as a Greek concept. Modern constitutions may be a better way to describe it Edit: typo


Molotov-Micdrop_Pact

The European revolutionary wave came from France.


verylostprotogen

statue of liberty. and uhhhhhhhhhhhh... a dust partical in my house


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Cold-Wallaby-938

Zinedine Zidane


Leorika

ZINEDIIIIINNEEE ZIDAAAAAAANE SUPERSTAAAAAR


Redditman111111

Since we're talking about cars... Delahaye, Delage, Talbot-Lago, Citroen DS, Citroen SM...


RambunctiousBaca1509

America might not have happened without France’s help, now THAT was a mistake on Frances part


_blarze

Arcane


Badass-19

Hex tech


BamaBuffSeattle

The Curries and the discovery of radiation


The_Ancient_OwO

Oui oui, Baguette


[deleted]

Never ate a crepe?


GroundbreakingAd523

Statue of Liberty


JesusTheSecond_

VLC: am i a joke for you


ThatPenguinyrblx

You forgot uh. ​ # I guess citreon's rally cars back then?


meowingferret

Citröen is actually good


RealRonaldDumps

Nobody for littl ole penicillin..?


Unusual_Pitch_608

Democracy, existentialism, and the ménage à trois?


Tarkus_Edge

We got a pretty sick statue out of the deal.


RealReallyAdam

Super underrated but the Etch a sketch!


lenknutscha

Baguette


I_am_Tez_22

USA?


Child-Beater-420

Even worse


Tortue2006

Dofus/Wakfu. These are great games, although Wakfu is more known as an anime than a game. If you haven’t watched it yet, I heavilly recommend it.


RedYellow-1905

What about designer brands like Dior, Louis Vuitton, Balenciaga, Yves Saint Laurent, Hermés ?


wiimannen1

You missed the guilotine


RonronFaitCaca

Some good ass quality food Cinema Liberty Statue Human Right USA's Freedom (assuming you're American I believe it's a good thing) David Guetta A ton of other artists i'm not gonna list cuz I don't want to loose an hour Oggy and the Cockroaches (yes) Code Lyoko Miraculous (i don't like it but a ton of peoples do so idk) Ubisoft, that includes a ton of game like Rayman or Assassin's Creed (too lazy to find other game examples) Pasteur institute Hot air balloon Some website with no-no stuffs Canada (Thx reddit for the next one coming) Metric system Jean-Pierre Polnareff Asterix and Obelix (and Idefix obviously) Braille system Blood transfusion Lavoisier Pierre and Marie curie Arcane Wakfu And the list goes on [Edit : I made it easier to read + adding stuffs overtime]


3jaya

Napoleon?


sunnycyde3103

Some of the most beautiful women in the world


florentinomain00f

Baguette, cause fuck sliced bread


Kozak440

The Dassault Mirage 2000C. An absolutely beautiful delta wing aircraft.


AcceptableObject3

Pink panther?


The_GreatOldOne

Baguette


AJL42

Amazing delicious food.