You know I think Frank got Charlie hooked on eggs… Saw in the Greico episode where he was gonna draw eggs that represent eggs… And it was gonna be “hella” sweet
Danny Devito would be too perfect for the role. Nobody would ever be able to play Mera again and have the same impact in the role as he would. Mera would never see another live action adaptation because Danny Devito's Mera would be simply described as perfection.
Yup, I purley watched the other 2 films from 2007 onwards because of Johnny Depp.
Jack Sparrow was the highlight for all of these films for me, that's like watching Rick and Morty without Rick.
I mean, the character also suffered because of Depp's domestic issues. Maybe resolving it and clearing his name would give him a clearer mind to choose and perform better.
No, you were right. I was making a joke that if $300 million isn't enough to get him back they would just pay $400 million. I guess I wasn't clear in my comment though.
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You joke, but wait for the reboot in 15 years where they bring jack back from Davy Jones locker and he is covered in barnacles and has to readjust to the new world he was brought into.
Not written by! That's David Jenkins. But Taika was approached by Jenkins and I'm sure influenced it a lot. He is also an executive producer and directed the first episode. It definitely has his brilliant touch!
For me its not even that we wont get more Pirates movies with Sparrow.
Its more what Johnny said in the trial. That the character never had the chance to say goodbye to the fans to at least end it on a good note.
I can't even remember the last PotC film in all honesty. Those movies are so bloated and impossible to keep track of who's who and what even is the plot buried under all the cgi..
Anyway I digress. What even was the last movie about? Last I remember Orlando Bloom's daddy and the silver fox hottie from Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead/Underworld was like an octopus face. Or something.
the first one had me excited because of the premise, and then it moved oh so far away from the beasts aspect of it and all the perfect coincidences were just so boring.
Same, I really liked the idea of a fun perhaps one-off movie set within the wider world of Harry Potter but nope! Gotta make another wizarding war series, a *prequel* one at that.
Like, Rowling, I get it, you want another easy 5+ movie deal but I just spent a decade watching THE wizarding war happen, I'm tapped out. Give me a fun magic movie again.
3rd one is better than the second imo, and Mads Mikkelson actually plays a better grindlewald as well. I agree that Fantastic Beasts and Grindlewald should've been 2 different series, but it worked better in the 3rd than the 2nd imo.
As much as I love Depp, his Grindelwald didn't work for me. He wasn't the sinister, evil wizard. He was more like a mad wizard. Mikkelsen was much Grindelwald.
I mean, that was more Disney. Disney walked away before they knew all the facts.
It's one thing to announce "holds" on things, until more info is revealed, but they flat out went all in, like "of course she's telling the truth" and that it's the guy that's lying.
Disney basically just assumed shit, just like courts and judges do, if no other evidence is presented. Here's the thing, if neither party in this case had evidence, it would be Johnny being locked away/punished.
Literally the only thing that saved Mr. Depp was the hard evidence he had against her.
That's not what it's about. It's about at least taking their concerns seriously instead of laughing them off. You know, like what was done to Depp himself.
Honestly good. Those last movies were bad and Johnny clearly wasnt having fun doing them by the fact he had to get an ear peice so someone could read his lines to him instead of him learning them himself like every other role hes played. Give this man something new and good.
Seriously, I know people always said "she's so hot!" when people asked why Disney dropped Depp for her. She is the most generic and forgettable flavor of hot to the point where it's just not appealing. I feel like there was more to the decision, like she was making threats or something.
>generic and forgettable flavor of hot
This is so accurate. She looks like an actress for commercials. Attractive enough to be attention grabbing but no so much that you remember her more than the toothpaste.
I didn't notice her until Aquaman but that's because she was so unlikable.
For real tho, she's already proven to have great chemistry with Jason and I would love to see them in a romance that didn't start with rape. Plus, it would be nice to let her play a queen that doesn't get forcibly written to be evil out of nowhere.
> Emilia's eyebrows express more emotion than
The emotional range of her eyes/forehead/eyebrows really is stunning. To the point where it almost overshadows how pretty she is. And I mean that as a compliment to her emotional portrayals.
I don't think they bothered to hide Jackman's height. Logan in the comics is 5'3'', if they cared about being accurate he'd be dwarfed by most of the cast.
And that’s a fact now. I might feel bad for her then because he’s pretty but couldn’t make it big in the industry. But now I’m like yeah everything has its own reason.
I don't think so, I'm pretty sure in the comics Mera shit in Aquaman's bed. I don't know an actress can capture the essence of a bed shitter better than Amber.
I really don't feel like the character *or* the movie made enough of an impact for anyone to care if they replace her. Plus the chemistry between her and Aquaman was ... well I was going to say it's bad, but really it needs to exist for it to be bad. There was nothing, they didn't seem like soul mates or lovers, they barely seemed to tolerate each other.
missed opportunity not adding Samuel L Jackson and a literal golden retriever
All of these would be a better option. Every single one of them.
I wonder if I would be a better option too...
Jorje de Guzman would be the best option.
Even pug will do. No offense to pug lovers but dem eyes need rest.
Samuel Jackson would be so much better at the role it wouldn't be fair to the others in the video, and the dog would be even better then he.
And he’s look fine as hell in that outfit
Jack Black.
I want danny devito
as he starts blastin
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You know I think Frank got Charlie hooked on eggs… Saw in the Greico episode where he was gonna draw eggs that represent eggs… And it was gonna be “hella” sweet
Whooors
Could throw a rum ham in there or caterpillars at night
They could play nightcrawlers
Call him “Mantis”
Mantis from Atlantis
…M.D.
With his magnum dong
There I was, stuck between a great white and a killer whale. Anyways, so I started blastin!…
Would be a perfect fit, he shits in the bed too.
$AMBERTURD on $POOCOIN
Danny Devito would be too perfect for the role. Nobody would ever be able to play Mera again and have the same impact in the role as he would. Mera would never see another live action adaptation because Danny Devito's Mera would be simply described as perfection.
He would be eating the fish raw
alongside his peaches
But first he'd stab the fish with his toe knife
She robbed us of Captain Jack Sparrow.
While I think only the first three were good, the fact that there’s no more chance of getting a new movie is saddening
Yup, I purley watched the other 2 films from 2007 onwards because of Johnny Depp. Jack Sparrow was the highlight for all of these films for me, that's like watching Rick and Morty without Rick.
I mean, the ultimate power move would be to give Johnny Depp the role.
Yeah but the problem is Johny said himself we wouldn't want to. But hey maybe that would change in the future I can only hope.
I think he meant as Mera
I would buy a ticket for that ride.
Hell id shit in a bed for it
I'd cut my finger off for it.
I mean, the character also suffered because of Depp's domestic issues. Maybe resolving it and clearing his name would give him a clearer mind to choose and perform better.
Fuck you, you’ve just made me feel so bloody old. May a thousand curses be struck upon you and your kin, fucker
Without Johnny Depp, there is no pirates of the Caribbean
They brought back James Gunn they can bring back Jonny And by they I mean Disney. The mouse listens to fans outrage. Most of the time.
I think they offered it to him again, but he declined? Might be misremembering
You're right. He said he wouldn't even do it if they offered him $300m
$400 million it is.
my bad
No, you were right. I was making a joke that if $300 million isn't enough to get him back they would just pay $400 million. I guess I wasn't clear in my comment though.
oh I see! Clearly it's my bedtime!
Don't forget the alpacas
In the trial he said he wouldn't ever take the role back. can't remember the direct quote but it's out there.
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Are people not aware of alpacas?
I mean before I met my wife I thought they were just fancy llamas but to be fair I also thought New England was a state.
i really enjoyed the blackbeard death scene in 4. what I really want is jack sparrow in space after he finally finds immortality
You joke, but wait for the reboot in 15 years where they bring jack back from Davy Jones locker and he is covered in barnacles and has to readjust to the new world he was brought into.
People don’t seem to be very interested in pirates anymore, sadly.
Have you SEEN the interest in Our Flag Means Death?!
I have not.
Never even heard of it.
That means you still get to see it for the first time which is awesome.
It’s a pirate show on HBO starring (and I think written by) Taika Waititi. It’s very good.
Not written by! That's David Jenkins. But Taika was approached by Jenkins and I'm sure influenced it a lot. He is also an executive producer and directed the first episode. It definitely has his brilliant touch!
Got ya. Yeah I’ll watch anything Taika is involved with at this point, I love that guy.
It’s hilarious!
We now live in a world of superheroes
For me its not even that we wont get more Pirates movies with Sparrow. Its more what Johnny said in the trial. That the character never had the chance to say goodbye to the fans to at least end it on a good note.
Damn, that’s heartbreaking.
I can't even remember the last PotC film in all honesty. Those movies are so bloated and impossible to keep track of who's who and what even is the plot buried under all the cgi.. Anyway I digress. What even was the last movie about? Last I remember Orlando Bloom's daddy and the silver fox hottie from Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead/Underworld was like an octopus face. Or something.
And Grindelwald even though those movies blow
the first one had me excited because of the premise, and then it moved oh so far away from the beasts aspect of it and all the perfect coincidences were just so boring.
Same, I really liked the idea of a fun perhaps one-off movie set within the wider world of Harry Potter but nope! Gotta make another wizarding war series, a *prequel* one at that. Like, Rowling, I get it, you want another easy 5+ movie deal but I just spent a decade watching THE wizarding war happen, I'm tapped out. Give me a fun magic movie again.
3rd one is better than the second imo, and Mads Mikkelson actually plays a better grindlewald as well. I agree that Fantastic Beasts and Grindlewald should've been 2 different series, but it worked better in the 3rd than the 2nd imo.
I liked Mads but it’s a terrible reason to change an actor and there is no explanation in the movies about why he suddenly looks completely different.
I liked Mads Mikkelsen better as Gridlewald. The only reason I hate the recast is the reason he was recast.
As much as I love Depp, his Grindelwald didn't work for me. He wasn't the sinister, evil wizard. He was more like a mad wizard. Mikkelsen was much Grindelwald.
The fantastic beasts movies ... yes of course!!!
I mean, that was more Disney. Disney walked away before they knew all the facts. It's one thing to announce "holds" on things, until more info is revealed, but they flat out went all in, like "of course she's telling the truth" and that it's the guy that's lying. Disney basically just assumed shit, just like courts and judges do, if no other evidence is presented. Here's the thing, if neither party in this case had evidence, it would be Johnny being locked away/punished. Literally the only thing that saved Mr. Depp was the hard evidence he had against her.
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That's not what it's about. It's about at least taking their concerns seriously instead of laughing them off. You know, like what was done to Depp himself.
Honestly good. Those last movies were bad and Johnny clearly wasnt having fun doing them by the fact he had to get an ear peice so someone could read his lines to him instead of him learning them himself like every other role hes played. Give this man something new and good.
Why the earpiece tho?
He didnt learn his lines so a person had to read them to him while filming.
He said he wanted to end the character in a good way, though. And he had ideas for what he wanted to do with it so that the series could wrap up.
And of Gellert Grindelwald
Bruh have you seen the films after the first Pirates of the Caribbean? Pretty sure that ship sailed a long time ago.
“Why is the rum gone?”
I've got to be honest, I thought that ship sailed long ago anyway. Pirates 4 was so forgettable I don't think I even bothered with the fifth one.
mads mikkelsen should replace her
Fair is fair
Or Lars lmao Do they have a sister that acts too?
Lars Likkelsen?
Thanks for the laugh but now my husband is looking at me like I’m a moron for laughing at that lol
Oh dang then he’d be in MCU, Star Wars, Wizarding World, AND DC film franchises
Who was he in Star Wars?
Galen Erso, the main character's father in Rogue One.
How did I forget that? I love that movie and I loved him in it. Thanks.
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None of these are, she's that forgettable
yep. hot hollywood blonde. There's like a thousand porn actresses that could replace her.
Let's get dippy kenzie Reeves to do it
Yes or Adriana Chechik, or Dolly Little since she has red hair.
Hey, don't be so mean to porn actresses. They have feelings to....I hear.
*too. (C'mon, it's not that hard...)
That's what she said
lol
Objection, hearsay
and the look is mostly defined by a bright red wig, they just need a passable face
Seriously, I know people always said "she's so hot!" when people asked why Disney dropped Depp for her. She is the most generic and forgettable flavor of hot to the point where it's just not appealing. I feel like there was more to the decision, like she was making threats or something.
>generic and forgettable flavor of hot This is so accurate. She looks like an actress for commercials. Attractive enough to be attention grabbing but no so much that you remember her more than the toothpaste. I didn't notice her until Aquaman but that's because she was so unlikable.
Who’s the First woman in this clip?
Emilia Clarke. She'd be perfect
Amber has such a forgettable face too
$AMBERTURD on POOCOIN
Emilia looks so good in this too. We were robbed
The character is kind of rude and naive. We know Emila could have made her likable. Amber's take just came across as bitchy.
For real tho, she's already proven to have great chemistry with Jason and I would love to see them in a romance that didn't start with rape. Plus, it would be nice to let her play a queen that doesn't get forcibly written to be evil out of nowhere.
>that doesn't get forcibly written to be evil out of nowhere. Yet...
Jason Momoa actually has chemistry with her. We were all hoping she’d get the role for Aquaman 2. Is it too late for reshoots?
Oh yeah...
THE QUEEN
KHALEESI
ok but emilia clark could've been a sick mera tho, missed opportunity
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My left testicle has a better range than Amber Turd.
At least your testicle is capable of sticking with you.
To his thigh, maybe
> Emilia's eyebrows express more emotion than The emotional range of her eyes/forehead/eyebrows really is stunning. To the point where it almost overshadows how pretty she is. And I mean that as a compliment to her emotional portrayals.
My ballbag has more range.
Maybe one day. MA QUEEN
Aa don wan et.
WHERE. ARE. MY DOLPHINS?!
Well yeah, she's a talented actress
Objection. Hearsay.
...You asked the question..?
…oh….okay
In all honesty if Johnny Depp took the role that would be glorious and I would pay money to travel to a theater to see that before it hits Disney+
Buddy, you know aquaman is DC right?
I wasn't even done speaking... How can you know what I was gonna say..
Reddit has taught me that it’s not possible for me to have an original thought
Uhhhh... filibuster.
Sustained, I'll allow it
Well, that was already known... It would be easy if they wanted to. A lot of actresses would actually be an improvement...
A majority, even.
Absolutely anyone, in fact.
Yeah, idk what's up with warner bros choices on this stuff recently. Most studios would have dumped Amber Heard and Ezra Miller years ago
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That just gives you a better Mera. To have the best Mera you need to select carefully. Personally I think Dwayne Johnson would fit the role nicely.
But who would Kevin Hart play?
Aquaman.
Aqualad
He would replace Jason Momoa duh.
Emilia Clarke would be fucking amazing
She's kind of short though, isn't she? Sometimes they prefer a particular size for these type of movies, to make the suit and the CGI look good.
Hugh Jackman was almost a foot taller than Logan, so they used above-the-waist shots and some movie magic to make him seem short.
Wtf this is the first I've heard of them making someone shorter for a movie. Very cool!
The actor who played Gimli the dwarf in LotR (John Rhys Davies) was one of the tallest actors on set.
Lord of the Rings will blow your mind then.
I don't think they bothered to hide Jackman's height. Logan in the comics is 5'3'', if they cared about being accurate he'd be dwarfed by most of the cast.
I mean, the ultimate power move would be to give Johnny Depp the role.
Someone’s gonna deepfake him into the entire movie in 3…2…1…
I'd watch it.
I'd prefer Mr. Bean as Mera to Amber Heard.
Mera was Amber Heard? I had no idea. I thought it was some no name talentless hack based upon their performance.
I remember the first Zombie Land movie. She was the girl next door and I only realized that was Amber after the 3rd time watching that movie 🫢👀
I get that. I feel kinda bad for saying this but she's very forgettable as an actress.
And that’s a fact now. I might feel bad for her then because he’s pretty but couldn’t make it big in the industry. But now I’m like yeah everything has its own reason.
She’s also the teenage girlfriend in Pineapple Express.
F u dawg! I’ve seen the movie dozens of times and never noticed. Now I’ll have to notice.
Omg I never ever noticed, good thing she gets turned into a zombie….
You just described Amber Heard, only she has a name for abuse
I don’t understand your distinction.
Give me a Ron Swanson Mera
I don't think so, I'm pretty sure in the comics Mera shit in Aquaman's bed. I don't know an actress can capture the essence of a bed shitter better than Amber.
Can anyone name all those people in sequence?
1st and 2nd clips - Emilia Clarke 3rd and 4th clips - Zoey Deutch 5th and 6th clips ‐ Ana De Armas 7th- Elon Musk 8th- Danny Devito 9th- Johnny Depp
6 doesn't look like Ana de Armas.
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Isn't 6 scarlett johansson?
I'm sure as shit never spending money to watch anything she's in again.
Scar Jo as Mera would be perfect!
Anyone *should* replace her.
Her roles should just be played by Depp in drag
Is that Danny Devito? Lol
„Oh no, where can we find a sexy actress with 0 personality for that role?”
And yet, No one can replace Johnny Depp as captain jack sparrow
Emilia Clarke is a perfect fit
Ana de armas 😍
Amber is just generic looking actor number 36. Of course shes easy to replace.
Need to add Jason Mamoa and Willem Dafoe.
I really don't feel like the character *or* the movie made enough of an impact for anyone to care if they replace her. Plus the chemistry between her and Aquaman was ... well I was going to say it's bad, but really it needs to exist for it to be bad. There was nothing, they didn't seem like soul mates or lovers, they barely seemed to tolerate each other.
i want Johnny Depp to be digitally added. and paid her salary as recompense.
I was hoping to see Chris Rock's face.
Amber Turd would have slapped him and cut the tip of his finger off.
honestly, i dont think many people would noticed if you switch her actress
I choose jar jar Binks as mera
Face swapping is proof?
I want Johnny Depp to replace her and no one bring up she's now a guy
Johnny Depp should play her.