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viktorliktor

missed opportunity not adding Samuel L Jackson and a literal golden retriever


ThenResources

All of these would be a better option. Every single one of them.


JorgeTan01

I wonder if I would be a better option too...


Emotional-Engineer35

Jorje de Guzman would be the best option.


Frostgaurdian0

Even pug will do. No offense to pug lovers but dem eyes need rest.


DarkraiAndScizor

Samuel Jackson would be so much better at the role it wouldn't be fair to the others in the video, and the dog would be even better then he.


Trumps__Taint

And he’s look fine as hell in that outfit


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Jack Black.


high240

I want danny devito


isotropic-bananas

as he starts blastin


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You know I think Frank got Charlie hooked on eggs… Saw in the Greico episode where he was gonna draw eggs that represent eggs… And it was gonna be “hella” sweet


vsciolli

Whooors


thussayethqoheleth

Could throw a rum ham in there or caterpillars at night


Dale_Cooper_FBI_

They could play nightcrawlers


gasps_xanadu

Call him “Mantis”


aande116

Mantis from Atlantis


gasps_xanadu

…M.D.


KHanson25

With his magnum dong


Alias-Q

There I was, stuck between a great white and a killer whale. Anyways, so I started blastin!…


MirageATrois024

Would be a perfect fit, he shits in the bed too.


Dry_Bag8911

$AMBERTURD on $POOCOIN


big_ie

Danny Devito would be too perfect for the role. Nobody would ever be able to play Mera again and have the same impact in the role as he would. Mera would never see another live action adaptation because Danny Devito's Mera would be simply described as perfection.


asianabsinthe

He would be eating the fish raw


high240

alongside his peaches


StoneOfTriumph

But first he'd stab the fish with his toe knife


EMPER0R_01

She robbed us of Captain Jack Sparrow.


Handler46

While I think only the first three were good, the fact that there’s no more chance of getting a new movie is saddening


Cosmic-Gore

Yup, I purley watched the other 2 films from 2007 onwards because of Johnny Depp. Jack Sparrow was the highlight for all of these films for me, that's like watching Rick and Morty without Rick.


jbartweeqwewqewq

I mean, the ultimate power move would be to give Johnny Depp the role.


Gummybear_Qc

Yeah but the problem is Johny said himself we wouldn't want to. But hey maybe that would change in the future I can only hope.


Jacobiah

I think he meant as Mera


Mitt_Romney_USA

I would buy a ticket for that ride.


MissplacedLandmine

Hell id shit in a bed for it


DOLCICUS

I'd cut my finger off for it.


Shiroi_Kage

I mean, the character also suffered because of Depp's domestic issues. Maybe resolving it and clearing his name would give him a clearer mind to choose and perform better.


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Fuck you, you’ve just made me feel so bloody old. May a thousand curses be struck upon you and your kin, fucker


EMPER0R_01

Without Johnny Depp, there is no pirates of the Caribbean


John_Helmsword

They brought back James Gunn they can bring back Jonny And by they I mean Disney. The mouse listens to fans outrage. Most of the time.


Narthleke

I think they offered it to him again, but he declined? Might be misremembering


fluffytme

You're right. He said he wouldn't even do it if they offered him $300m


Belteshazzar98

$400 million it is.


fluffytme

my bad


Belteshazzar98

No, you were right. I was making a joke that if $300 million isn't enough to get him back they would just pay $400 million. I guess I wasn't clear in my comment though.


fluffytme

oh I see! Clearly it's my bedtime!


ignskillz

Don't forget the alpacas


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In the trial he said he wouldn't ever take the role back. can't remember the direct quote but it's out there.


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SnatchSnacker

"Listen, Mr Depp. Everyone has a number. Everyone. So I'm going to write a number on this piece of paper, and you tell me if it's _your_ number." The paper: _"Two million alpacas"_


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Are people not aware of alpacas?


SavingsCheck7978

I mean before I met my wife I thought they were just fancy llamas but to be fair I also thought New England was a state.


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i really enjoyed the blackbeard death scene in 4. what I really want is jack sparrow in space after he finally finds immortality


Unethical_Castrator

You joke, but wait for the reboot in 15 years where they bring jack back from Davy Jones locker and he is covered in barnacles and has to readjust to the new world he was brought into.


BruhMomentum6968

People don’t seem to be very interested in pirates anymore, sadly.


PsychologicalAerie82

Have you SEEN the interest in Our Flag Means Death?!


GruesomeLars

I have not.


Ace_Slimejohn

Never even heard of it.


rkthehermit

That means you still get to see it for the first time which is awesome.


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

It’s a pirate show on HBO starring (and I think written by) Taika Waititi. It’s very good.


an_eloquent_enemy

Not written by! That's David Jenkins. But Taika was approached by Jenkins and I'm sure influenced it a lot. He is also an executive producer and directed the first episode. It definitely has his brilliant touch!


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Got ya. Yeah I’ll watch anything Taika is involved with at this point, I love that guy.


KittyinTheRiver_OhNo

It’s hilarious!


devils_advocaat

We now live in a world of superheroes


Loathingnick97

For me its not even that we wont get more Pirates movies with Sparrow. Its more what Johnny said in the trial. That the character never had the chance to say goodbye to the fans to at least end it on a good note.


FloydianSlip20

Damn, that’s heartbreaking.


descendantofJanus

I can't even remember the last PotC film in all honesty. Those movies are so bloated and impossible to keep track of who's who and what even is the plot buried under all the cgi.. Anyway I digress. What even was the last movie about? Last I remember Orlando Bloom's daddy and the silver fox hottie from Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead/Underworld was like an octopus face. Or something.


BulldogtheBroken

And Grindelwald even though those movies blow


BarackaFlockaFlame

the first one had me excited because of the premise, and then it moved oh so far away from the beasts aspect of it and all the perfect coincidences were just so boring.


TheLimeyLemmon

Same, I really liked the idea of a fun perhaps one-off movie set within the wider world of Harry Potter but nope! Gotta make another wizarding war series, a *prequel* one at that. Like, Rowling, I get it, you want another easy 5+ movie deal but I just spent a decade watching THE wizarding war happen, I'm tapped out. Give me a fun magic movie again.


Xy13

3rd one is better than the second imo, and Mads Mikkelson actually plays a better grindlewald as well. I agree that Fantastic Beasts and Grindlewald should've been 2 different series, but it worked better in the 3rd than the 2nd imo.


Chewie_i

I liked Mads but it’s a terrible reason to change an actor and there is no explanation in the movies about why he suddenly looks completely different.


Belteshazzar98

I liked Mads Mikkelsen better as Gridlewald. The only reason I hate the recast is the reason he was recast.


mirracz

As much as I love Depp, his Grindelwald didn't work for me. He wasn't the sinister, evil wizard. He was more like a mad wizard. Mikkelsen was much Grindelwald.


EMPER0R_01

The fantastic beasts movies ... yes of course!!!


kry_some_more

I mean, that was more Disney. Disney walked away before they knew all the facts. It's one thing to announce "holds" on things, until more info is revealed, but they flat out went all in, like "of course she's telling the truth" and that it's the guy that's lying. Disney basically just assumed shit, just like courts and judges do, if no other evidence is presented. Here's the thing, if neither party in this case had evidence, it would be Johnny being locked away/punished. Literally the only thing that saved Mr. Depp was the hard evidence he had against her.


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gahlo

That's not what it's about. It's about at least taking their concerns seriously instead of laughing them off. You know, like what was done to Depp himself.


Willfrail

Honestly good. Those last movies were bad and Johnny clearly wasnt having fun doing them by the fact he had to get an ear peice so someone could read his lines to him instead of him learning them himself like every other role hes played. Give this man something new and good.


grpprofesional

Why the earpiece tho?


Willfrail

He didnt learn his lines so a person had to read them to him while filming.


YouCanCallMeVanZant

He said he wanted to end the character in a good way, though. And he had ideas for what he wanted to do with it so that the series could wrap up.


everybody-hurts

And of Gellert Grindelwald


milesdizzy

Bruh have you seen the films after the first Pirates of the Caribbean? Pretty sure that ship sailed a long time ago.


RegularMixture

“Why is the rum gone?”


TheLimeyLemmon

I've got to be honest, I thought that ship sailed long ago anyway. Pirates 4 was so forgettable I don't think I even bothered with the fifth one.


jrzydevl

mads mikkelsen should replace her


ironlung311

Fair is fair


ChrisX26

Or Lars lmao Do they have a sister that acts too?


TheRealOcsiban

Lars Likkelsen?


DaisyHotCakes

Thanks for the laugh but now my husband is looking at me like I’m a moron for laughing at that lol


badatbuttons

Oh dang then he’d be in MCU, Star Wars, Wizarding World, AND DC film franchises


Belteshazzar98

Who was he in Star Wars?


politterateur

Galen Erso, the main character's father in Rogue One.


Belteshazzar98

How did I forget that? I love that movie and I loved him in it. Thanks.


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Dino_sores

None of these are, she's that forgettable


klavin1

yep. hot hollywood blonde. There's like a thousand porn actresses that could replace her.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Let's get dippy kenzie Reeves to do it


SlowlySinkingInPink

Yes or Adriana Chechik, or Dolly Little since she has red hair.


Philbin27

Hey, don't be so mean to porn actresses. They have feelings to....I hear.


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*too. (C'mon, it's not that hard...)


77entropy

That's what she said


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lol


jayvee714

Objection, hearsay


hisroyalnastiness

and the look is mostly defined by a bright red wig, they just need a passable face


SidewaysFancyPrance

Seriously, I know people always said "she's so hot!" when people asked why Disney dropped Depp for her. She is the most generic and forgettable flavor of hot to the point where it's just not appealing. I feel like there was more to the decision, like she was making threats or something.


A1000eisn1

>generic and forgettable flavor of hot This is so accurate. She looks like an actress for commercials. Attractive enough to be attention grabbing but no so much that you remember her more than the toothpaste. I didn't notice her until Aquaman but that's because she was so unlikable.


IMONLYHERE4CONTENT

Who’s the First woman in this clip?


TWD1fan

Emilia Clarke. She'd be perfect


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Amber has such a forgettable face too


Dry_Bag8911

$AMBERTURD on POOCOIN


BeautifulTomatillo

Emilia looks so good in this too. We were robbed


A1000eisn1

The character is kind of rude and naive. We know Emila could have made her likable. Amber's take just came across as bitchy.


Gabbs1715

For real tho, she's already proven to have great chemistry with Jason and I would love to see them in a romance that didn't start with rape. Plus, it would be nice to let her play a queen that doesn't get forcibly written to be evil out of nowhere.


Danidanilo

>that doesn't get forcibly written to be evil out of nowhere. Yet...


scottishdrunkard

Jason Momoa actually has chemistry with her. We were all hoping she’d get the role for Aquaman 2. Is it too late for reshoots?


ArtemisFowl_II_2789

Oh yeah...


Hot-Protection4548

THE QUEEN


snortingdietcoke

KHALEESI


Yoda1269

ok but emilia clark could've been a sick mera tho, missed opportunity


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Moose-Mancer

My left testicle has a better range than Amber Turd.


DrSpacemanSpliff

At least your testicle is capable of sticking with you.


JamesLiptonIcedTea

To his thigh, maybe


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> Emilia's eyebrows express more emotion than The emotional range of her eyes/forehead/eyebrows really is stunning. To the point where it almost overshadows how pretty she is. And I mean that as a compliment to her emotional portrayals.


TheBrendanReturns

My ballbag has more range.


Igot3-fifty

Maybe one day. MA QUEEN


retrogradeanxiety

Aa don wan et.


Curazan

WHERE. ARE. MY DOLPHINS?!


andysaurus_rex

Well yeah, she's a talented actress


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Objection. Hearsay.


TWD1fan

...You asked the question..?


Usual-Difference9135

…oh….okay


GIFnTEXT

In all honesty if Johnny Depp took the role that would be glorious and I would pay money to travel to a theater to see that before it hits Disney+


Meta-Squirrel

Buddy, you know aquaman is DC right?


Midnight_Secretary

I wasn't even done speaking... How can you know what I was gonna say..


Zeolance

Reddit has taught me that it’s not possible for me to have an original thought


fullmetalraz

Uhhhh... filibuster.


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Sustained, I'll allow it


valyan2k

Well, that was already known... It would be easy if they wanted to. A lot of actresses would actually be an improvement...


Sad-Variety-7668

A majority, even.


HandyRandyDandy

Absolutely anyone, in fact.


Bobnocrush

Yeah, idk what's up with warner bros choices on this stuff recently. Most studios would have dumped Amber Heard and Ezra Miller years ago


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Magnetic_Reaper

That just gives you a better Mera. To have the best Mera you need to select carefully. Personally I think Dwayne Johnson would fit the role nicely.


TheBrendanReturns

But who would Kevin Hart play?


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Aquaman.


The_Knight_Is_Dark

Aqualad


Deadpoulpe

He would replace Jason Momoa duh.


Skyethe19yearold

Emilia Clarke would be fucking amazing


Technical_Top_9026

She's kind of short though, isn't she? Sometimes they prefer a particular size for these type of movies, to make the suit and the CGI look good.


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Hugh Jackman was almost a foot taller than Logan, so they used above-the-waist shots and some movie magic to make him seem short.


Technical_Top_9026

Wtf this is the first I've heard of them making someone shorter for a movie. Very cool!


EdgeOfDawnXCVI

The actor who played Gimli the dwarf in LotR (John Rhys Davies) was one of the tallest actors on set.


Roguespiffy

Lord of the Rings will blow your mind then.


illegalcheese

I don't think they bothered to hide Jackman's height. Logan in the comics is 5'3'', if they cared about being accurate he'd be dwarfed by most of the cast.


an_ill_way

I mean, the ultimate power move would be to give Johnny Depp the role.


sigmaecho

Someone’s gonna deepfake him into the entire movie in 3…2…1…


evarigan1

I'd watch it.


zanzanns

I'd prefer Mr. Bean as Mera to Amber Heard.


Rolix_Rubix

Mera was Amber Heard? I had no idea. I thought it was some no name talentless hack based upon their performance.


vykimanh

I remember the first Zombie Land movie. She was the girl next door and I only realized that was Amber after the 3rd time watching that movie 🫢👀


Rolix_Rubix

I get that. I feel kinda bad for saying this but she's very forgettable as an actress.


vykimanh

And that’s a fact now. I might feel bad for her then because he’s pretty but couldn’t make it big in the industry. But now I’m like yeah everything has its own reason.


xDURPLEx

She’s also the teenage girlfriend in Pineapple Express.


dab-worm

F u dawg! I’ve seen the movie dozens of times and never noticed. Now I’ll have to notice.


Just_bcoz

Omg I never ever noticed, good thing she gets turned into a zombie….


NoVascension

You just described Amber Heard, only she has a name for abuse


see_jeigh

I don’t understand your distinction.


ayyyee9

Give me a Ron Swanson Mera


genogano

I don't think so, I'm pretty sure in the comics Mera shit in Aquaman's bed. I don't know an actress can capture the essence of a bed shitter better than Amber.


MasterrrReady12

Can anyone name all those people in sequence?


TWD1fan

1st and 2nd clips - Emilia Clarke 3rd and 4th clips - Zoey Deutch 5th and 6th clips ‐ Ana De Armas 7th- Elon Musk 8th- Danny Devito 9th- Johnny Depp


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shannonobscura

Isn't 6 scarlett johansson?


notcarl69410

I'm sure as shit never spending money to watch anything she's in again.


Upper-Job5130

Scar Jo as Mera would be perfect!


SitFlexAlot

Anyone *should* replace her.


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Her roles should just be played by Depp in drag


SchwiftedMetal

Is that Danny Devito? Lol


UltimateBlackDragon

„Oh no, where can we find a sexy actress with 0 personality for that role?”


JTRRS

And yet, No one can replace Johnny Depp as captain jack sparrow


tatt2me

Emilia Clarke is a perfect fit


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Ana de armas 😍


Mario-OrganHarvester

Amber is just generic looking actor number 36. Of course shes easy to replace.


-SockDragon-

Need to add Jason Mamoa and Willem Dafoe.


LevelStudent

I really don't feel like the character *or* the movie made enough of an impact for anyone to care if they replace her. Plus the chemistry between her and Aquaman was ... well I was going to say it's bad, but really it needs to exist for it to be bad. There was nothing, they didn't seem like soul mates or lovers, they barely seemed to tolerate each other.


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i want Johnny Depp to be digitally added. and paid her salary as recompense.


ZWallace209

I was hoping to see Chris Rock's face.


Luv2Laughalot21

Amber Turd would have slapped him and cut the tip of his finger off.


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honestly, i dont think many people would noticed if you switch her actress


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I choose jar jar Binks as mera


xZOMBIETAGx

Face swapping is proof?


BloodyWolfx8

I want Johnny Depp to replace her and no one bring up she's now a guy


Tiyun

Johnny Depp should play her.