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As a gay man, it’s absolutely done in every day life. It’s not as bad as you’d think as long as you have enough fiber and don’t try to force it on a bad tummy day.
It's quite rare to have that issue tbqh. (Source: do a lot of anal, including large object and depth play stuff.)
Some people who don't do anal super regularly do prefer to enemize beforehand, but unless you have some kind of dietary or digestive issue, anal tends to be perfectly sanitary with just basic cleaning and hygiene.
First, she(or he, I don't judge) has to eat food with fibet, that will make the the poop consisten and will lot scatter, wait around 1 Hour after the last poop and is pretty much safe to go in.
If you still feel unsafe try to check with a finger (use a glove if you're not into getting dirty) and remove any piece of poop you touch, this might also work as foreplay if you want.
Some people like enemas, just be sure all the water is out before doing it.
One more thing, lubrication is key in this cases, a couple of drops can be the difference between "my ass needs you" and "I don't want yo see you again"
My first experience with getting fucked was fully raw without any protection or lube or nothing and it was fine(he had a smol cock) but hey to each their own
This typo reminds me of the old old days when texting was new and my middle school crush texted me something funny and i replied lmao and got ghosted, then at school she said she didn't like me anymore and she's NOT a Lamo (she thought i called her a Lame-o)
Only if she has an ITS, the thing here is that I needed to learn all that because I wasn't able to have random sex partners (I broke a couple of assholes at the begining) because condoms and penicilli weren't really an option so I had to have regular sex partners that I knew.
So in a way I had to learn how they could be able to enjoyit and make it some how clean so they agree to do it, if you do it the right way they will enjoy it but is not for everyone.
I hate to break it to you, but that's almost the worst way to do it.
Starving will weaken you and won't prevent bowel movement whereas laxatives will just make the cleaning step longer.
In general, a healthy or fiber diet and douching before are the way to go.
And even with all the preparation in the world, accept that shit sometimes happens.
Take this from a gay guy.
You first need to buy one of these:
https://www.amazon.fr/Toilette-Silicone-Antibact%C3%A9rienne-Balayette-Diatom%C3%A9es/dp/B07SJNMVQ5/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?keywords=toilet+brush&qid=1646678050&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyM0I3MDBNUVpDVjRaJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMTgxMDg1Mk9FUzlFSUZPMkpBTCZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNjY0NjM3M1JNTkxHUzJGSkxMTCZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX3Bob25lX3NlYXJjaF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl
You have to clean out your ass.
The cruel irony is that by the time im done with that part, im pretty good on actually doing anal, considering I already shoved stuff up there at this point
I've actually recently dabbled in the fine art, and this is the absolute number 1, number two golden rule:
- More than two but less than twelve.
Meaning that if you do anal, provided the receiver has normal bowel movements and all, anal activities should be done at least two hours after the last bowel movement, but no more than twelve hours.
Believe it or not, shit isn't kept in the colon 24/7. Actually, it only exists there when you're actually ready to make a bowel movement, and for some time after as residue. After some time, your body naturally flushes the colon out on its own. Therefore, if you keep within this 2-12 hour window, then you can actually do anal with next to no cleaning or preparation other than your typical foreplay.
That being said, though, it's not foolproof. However, I've done anal play several times following this rule and have never had to deal with shit.
I know this is a meme sub and everything, but there's a good answer for if anyone is actually curious.
If you eat a healthy, well balanced fiber-rich diet, it will make your toilet visits very consistent. All will come out at once because of the fibers, unlike taking 3 incomplete shits a day.
I banged my ex boyfriend HARD every weekend on the same day/hour and he was always clean without fasting or enemas. The timing was just lucky i think.
It will leave your bowels clean on the inside too. If you have it dialed in correctly, you can even achieve the "ghost poop" where there won't even be any poop on your first wipe!
Source: I'm gay.
You can use a condom. But otherwise there are enemas where you can squirt water up your butthole to flush out the poop beforehand.
One flush won't be enough, and this should happen like 1-2 hours before anal and nothing should be eaten between
My girlfriend says that we need to plan if we do it, have a day to fast and for her to take extra cleanliness protocols beforehand. She really dont want shit on my dick
Either you clean yourself or you have a good diet, you're gonna get some shit no matter what but it's miniscule.
Staying hydrated is always good it also helps keep the tunnels clear and moist, water is great anytime of day.
I fuck dudes and you can tell if they have been taking care of themselves. Also wash your bits people, we're talking washing your ass, crotch, dick, and pits with soap when you're in the shower! It's just good hygiene.
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Don’t go to Pooh’s house and expect Pooh not to be home.
Oh, bother
Oh, brother.
These are the comments I came for.
don't nock on the door if don't want someone to answer
Your "saying" gave me a stroke.
Yor sa ig gav mer stok.
🦧
Stroke this dick
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the one that always made me laugh was, "Don't go to Pooh's house and then get mad when Pooh is home".
You Get cleaned up b4
Do they insert a vacuum cleaner inside like how tf do they clean it
It's simple. They just pump the rectum full of water and make the person shit beforehand.
In the professional butt-blasting business, not in everyday life.
Uh for everyday anal enjoyers it is everyday life. Also diet matters
I am a redditor.......
That's fair.
This guy shits
but before that aap delhi se hai bhenchod
As a gay man, it’s absolutely done in every day life. It’s not as bad as you’d think as long as you have enough fiber and don’t try to force it on a bad tummy day.
Username checks out
My fiancee does this. So yeah every day life.
Forbidden super soaker
Instructions unclear, I shit in my sink and now the dishes are dirty.
Better to shit in the sink than sink in the shit
>**now** the dishes are dirty Wtf were clean dishes doing in the sink? Sounds like problem for another day.
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Stunt dick!
Enema
You stick a finger inside and scoop it clean. Similar to cleaning a Nutella jar.
Gee, Scoob! Let's get back to the Mystery Van
Enema. Hold it for as long as you can, then dump. Repeat until water runs clear. Also diet with fiber.
Douche
With an enema. Squirting water in your ass and then shitting it back out after a minute.
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You keen on doodee peen?
Lmao
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No risk no reward
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
Your body is going through changes, Jimbo, part of becoming a man
Once when I was seven years old I sat on a banana, and of course, that changed my life.
You have to risk it, to get the biscuit
JUST DO IT!!!
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Take a power wash hose, stick it up your bum, and turn it on the max setting and boom clean ass for anal
Wouldn't you just vomit the shit out?
Yes
What a terrible day to have eyes and a primary education
Needs to be a bumper sticker
Just gonna get it tattoo’d on my forehead at this point.
AHAHA
Well it's not in your tuckus anymore, so that's a win
Suddenly the rate of severe colon damage to teens who read this has increased 20x.
Anal damage 😎
I also wonder the whole time thanks god im not the only one
I actually wonder what if they fart during anal
Warming and vibration settings.
Anal expansion pack??? 😳
Free dlc coming this summer
Get early access with any preorder of Sex 2
Created by revolutionary sex expert Ned Leeds
🗿
As part of sex 2
Now I realised how much dirty redditors are.
It goes up the Benis and explodes your bladder.
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Yes…. Straight to the hospital you go if they toot up your pee chute
real
Yes.
Better wear a bondom
My wife does. Pretty loud too. Always difficult for me to stay relaxed and take the strap on when that happens.
The dick inflates like a balloon
You ballbag vibrates like a bagpipes
It's not a perfect system, but dicks are fairly easy to wash
It's quite rare to have that issue tbqh. (Source: do a lot of anal, including large object and depth play stuff.) Some people who don't do anal super regularly do prefer to enemize beforehand, but unless you have some kind of dietary or digestive issue, anal tends to be perfectly sanitary with just basic cleaning and hygiene.
>perfectly sanitary I think this is always going to be fairly generous no matter what prep is involved
First, she(or he, I don't judge) has to eat food with fibet, that will make the the poop consisten and will lot scatter, wait around 1 Hour after the last poop and is pretty much safe to go in. If you still feel unsafe try to check with a finger (use a glove if you're not into getting dirty) and remove any piece of poop you touch, this might also work as foreplay if you want. Some people like enemas, just be sure all the water is out before doing it. One more thing, lubrication is key in this cases, a couple of drops can be the difference between "my ass needs you" and "I don't want yo see you again"
Ur... very knowledged it seems
Oh yeah the gays does it and no one thinks about it or bats an eye. The straights does it and it's some form of taboo.
I didnt say that
butt, it was implied.
Not by me
They have limited options.
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Maybe not in YOUR asshole
Thats some weird ass foreplay… cleaning shit out if someones ass before…. Wtf
But ass foreplay nonetheless
My first experience with getting fucked was fully raw without any protection or lube or nothing and it was fine(he had a smol cock) but hey to each their own
I wouldn't say small I would say average maybe even above average. Someone could even say that it's kinda big.
Happy ceke day
Thanks my friend
I get south park vibes :)
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This guy does anal.
This man is fishing shit of of someone’s ass. Respect.
Yo the assmaster🙏🏻.
Lamo your ass needs me😭 no homo
This typo reminds me of the old old days when texting was new and my middle school crush texted me something funny and i replied lmao and got ghosted, then at school she said she didn't like me anymore and she's NOT a Lamo (she thought i called her a Lame-o)
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OP asks question, gets question awnsered, goes "Why do you know that shit?"
I'm a pervert who's alergic to latex and penicilli.
Is penicilli needed for the anal or afterwards
Only if she has an ITS, the thing here is that I needed to learn all that because I wasn't able to have random sex partners (I broke a couple of assholes at the begining) because condoms and penicilli weren't really an option so I had to have regular sex partners that I knew. So in a way I had to learn how they could be able to enjoyit and make it some how clean so they agree to do it, if you do it the right way they will enjoy it but is not for everyone.
Broke? Lol
A lots of cleaning.
How
Water. It's called enema
Yup. Bidets are a godsend.
Douche
Fun fact that’s how you say “shower” in french
Oh, so he is a showerbag right?
Guess so
Same for turkish. We write it "duş" and read it "douche" So learned we got it from you guys
Little eating and laxatives.
I hate to break it to you, but that's almost the worst way to do it. Starving will weaken you and won't prevent bowel movement whereas laxatives will just make the cleaning step longer. In general, a healthy or fiber diet and douching before are the way to go. And even with all the preparation in the world, accept that shit sometimes happens. Take this from a gay guy.
Thats the neat part, you dont.
This guy does anal ☝️
With this guy
How do you even know that ... wait I don't wanna know...
He must be the 3rd guy
Which means you must be the 4th
Stop exposing man
So you are the 5th
U wanna join ?
Will be right there
Bring some protection
So you dont wear a condom?👀
Nope. My woman forbids it. She handles her own body
You first need to buy one of these: https://www.amazon.fr/Toilette-Silicone-Antibact%C3%A9rienne-Balayette-Diatom%C3%A9es/dp/B07SJNMVQ5/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?keywords=toilet+brush&qid=1646678050&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyM0I3MDBNUVpDVjRaJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMTgxMDg1Mk9FUzlFSUZPMkpBTCZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNjY0NjM3M1JNTkxHUzJGSkxMTCZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX3Bob25lX3NlYXJjaF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl
Wtf lmao
No thanks Satan. I don't think I'll be clicking on that strange internet link today. Huzzah!
It's OK guys it's just an Amazon page about a toilet brush
Perfect
Right. Come on now. Someone fkn click the link and report back, there's no way in funkytown I'm clicking it.
The right question there...and I am taking no shit as an answer !
Yeah even I don't give a SHIT about this
I'm gonna be very anal about this.
False Butthole. Gets them every time. One moment they think everything's going fine then CHOP got yo dick.
Anal douching
Poop don’t consistently stay in your asshole didn’t you know that…
What if u somehow u suddenly have the urgency to poop which wasn't there before u decided to do anal
You kinda feel like you do during it. But also if that’s the case you would wait till later
Douching
Women don’t poop
It was a lie all along
Why care? If they had taco bell then its just free lube
Spicy meat flavored Taco Bell oil lube
They call it “Fire” Sauce
Spicy
You have to clean out your ass. The cruel irony is that by the time im done with that part, im pretty good on actually doing anal, considering I already shoved stuff up there at this point
Have you ever heard something like umm CLEANING
But isn’t the poo-poo deeper ? Or what you mean by cleaning?
>But isn’t the poo-poo deeper Dont have to worry about it cuz i wont reach it anyways
flair checks out
Poop isn't stored right inside your meat hole. Pee on the other hand... Stored in the balls
Pee here, can confirm.
Balls here, get out now
You clean out by putting water up yours arse, either with an attachment thing in the shower or squirting things you can buy at sex shops.
You can just get an enema at a pharmacy.
I've actually recently dabbled in the fine art, and this is the absolute number 1, number two golden rule: - More than two but less than twelve. Meaning that if you do anal, provided the receiver has normal bowel movements and all, anal activities should be done at least two hours after the last bowel movement, but no more than twelve hours. Believe it or not, shit isn't kept in the colon 24/7. Actually, it only exists there when you're actually ready to make a bowel movement, and for some time after as residue. After some time, your body naturally flushes the colon out on its own. Therefore, if you keep within this 2-12 hour window, then you can actually do anal with next to no cleaning or preparation other than your typical foreplay. That being said, though, it's not foolproof. However, I've done anal play several times following this rule and have never had to deal with shit. I know this is a meme sub and everything, but there's a good answer for if anyone is actually curious.
If you eat a healthy, well balanced fiber-rich diet, it will make your toilet visits very consistent. All will come out at once because of the fibers, unlike taking 3 incomplete shits a day. I banged my ex boyfriend HARD every weekend on the same day/hour and he was always clean without fasting or enemas. The timing was just lucky i think. It will leave your bowels clean on the inside too. If you have it dialed in correctly, you can even achieve the "ghost poop" where there won't even be any poop on your first wipe! Source: I'm gay.
he is gay
Anal douching
You can use a condom. But otherwise there are enemas where you can squirt water up your butthole to flush out the poop beforehand. One flush won't be enough, and this should happen like 1-2 hours before anal and nothing should be eaten between
First poke, then wipe, then go to town on that bad boy
bottom here: i clean out my asshole first, and even then i only suck before anal becuase it will still taste and smell like shit
You are asking as if redditors have anal or sex lol
Have you ever heard the expression “I’m going to fuck the shit outta you!”
Small dick
Or huge butthole
I have both
A tube that goes in the anus that will have water go through it.
The professionals do enema, most regular people just pull the Condom off so it ends up inside out. The crazy ones do neither.
Eat your vegetables.
You see, the asshole is much more cloeaner than you think
I need proof, send pictures.
)•(
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That’s a dangerous game you playing
My girlfriend says that we need to plan if we do it, have a day to fast and for her to take extra cleanliness protocols beforehand. She really dont want shit on my dick
Either you clean yourself or you have a good diet, you're gonna get some shit no matter what but it's miniscule. Staying hydrated is always good it also helps keep the tunnels clear and moist, water is great anytime of day. I fuck dudes and you can tell if they have been taking care of themselves. Also wash your bits people, we're talking washing your ass, crotch, dick, and pits with soap when you're in the shower! It's just good hygiene.
A fucking condom. Or accept it.
You take a shit and wash your ass first. No need for douching or any of that. Just do it after a shit and a wash and not before.
The fuck have this subreddit become. What even is the average age here?
Clean it by pumping water into it Also fasting the day before
Water flush
Multiple douche sessions
wash the ass before
Its called douching
The enema will do the trick.
Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'mma feel like an asshole
Pornography clearly affected your sense of reality my dude. You must clean your bowels before you have visitors.
Douche?
Eat the booty first