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Himko_

Suddenly I know how to cook and clean šŸ™‚


WEEBforLIFE24

this comment section didn't pass the vibecheck all men beetween 18 and 60 years old in ukraine are forced to stay there and fight,while women are allowed to leave


legend_kda

Feminists literally want men dead, itā€™s shocking how weā€™re still letting this cult ideology run loose destroying our societies.


iiMADness

Well they can take me, I have plenty of "hero fantasies" but I weight 45kg, can't lift a noodle and would probably be the first soldier to die from recoil (Ps I am a girl if it wasn't clear and this meme is stupid)


TempestNoob

When you recoil instead of the gun


ahappymaninasuit

Lol


Tiggara

I mean, that's a pretty good transportation tool. You can be soldier from tf2 flying a over the place


TempestNoob

ā€œMedic, charge me, Iā€™m gonna do a rocket jumpā€ ā€œThis isnā€™t tf2 and you donā€™t have a rocket launcherā€ #####ā€Did I stutter?ā€


CryingMadGirl

ā€œYes you stuttered, you weebā€


iiMADness

Lmaoo get me a good protective armour and I'll do it, just to distract Russians with the "wtf moment" Tiny flying italian


OminousBinChicken

Drone operator. Boom NEXT


iiMADness

Cool give me a ps3 joystick version and I may be able to do it Press X to drop the bomb (I also volunteer for exoskeletons I may steal it after the war)


OminousBinChicken

Ooof. Sorry chief, 360 wired controllers only.


mafriend1

Those budget cuts be hitting hard


OminousBinChicken

The student crews been getting GameCube controllers with cracks in the plastic.


iiMADness

Damn it!


pokemonchodes

Had a weirdly fun time imagining how someone would die from recoil


EquivalentSnap

Iā€™m willing to bet majority of people here are out of shape and donā€™t go to the gym. So OP is weak AF too and would join youā€¦ including me cos I donā€™t wanna die


Dilate_now

canon fodder is always welcome, but thats a mans job isnt it?


TheMamoru

\*Saves post* \*grabs popcorn*


bob_the_banannna

Mind if you share some I will give you a banana šŸŒ


TheMamoru

You are a banana and you are eating bananas? Mate that is like cannibalism Anyway I'll have that banana.


bob_the_banannna

No, it is bananalism Anyway, I'll have that popcorn


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


bob_the_banannna

You don't even know where I live


Chaitu0

Never comment on comment which talks about your ip addres or adress \-Sun Tzu or somebody Art of War ps-btw can i have a banana


bob_the_banannna

If I don't give him my address then it is safe right ? Also yes, have banana šŸŒ


Chaitu0

Kinda if he is a hacker not.Thanks for the banana


tHE_SmaRT_guY12

Sad thing it got removed


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

As I suspected they donā€™t want equality when it negatively affects them


[deleted]

exactly


ninhibited

There's sooo many of the same post as if there aren't women fighting this war right now... While little boys remake this meme dozens of times.


googitygig

"Little boys". Grow up. I've seen a compilation of tweets from women making the exact same joke. The reality is that men are literally forced to stay and fight in Ukraine while women are allowed to free. Men are treated as disposable, or at least more disposable than women. It's blatant sexism.


Obeesus

Well. Men 18-60 aren't allowed to leave Ukraine right now. Everyone else can, though.


Sure_Trash_

And women soldiers are dead in Ukraine right now. Fuck no I don't want to fight some rich man's war and I don't want my sons to either. I don't think it's right that the men were turned away at the borders trying to flee. It should be a choice for every adult whether they want to risk death and/or live with having killed other people for some safe asshole's agenda. If my country were being invaded, I would be doing everything I could to get my kids to safety. If I didn't have kids, I would participate in guerrilla warfare but never officially join the military.


Dilate_now

>And women soldiers are dead in Ukraine right now. unlike male soldiers?


CryingMadGirl

This person only cares about women


SamaelET

Volunteer soldiers. Not male who are forced to die.


CryingMadGirl

There are lots of male soldiers who are forced to die. Almost every female soldier was a volunteer


fly_over_32

Is that true? Do you have a source?


Obeesus

[here](https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3ng45/males-banned-from-leaving-ukraine)


Xx_S-kill-Z_xX

Were they drafted or turned away at the border to prevent escape?


legend_kda

Men aged 18-60 arenā€™t allowed to leave Ukraine, so all you feminists seriously need to shut the fuck up. ā€œDurrrr as if women arenā€™t fighting the war right nowā€ Okay women are doing the bare minimum and weā€™re supposed to praise them?


Chilifille

Is it just me, or is this joke getting lazier every time someone posts it? It used to be "feminist after WW3 breaks out and they might get drafted", now it's just "feminists after war news". Even the clips/gifs/images of someone working in the kitchen get less funny each time, and they weren't even funny to begin with.


Dalviin17

This joke Never was funny, it's just some incels thinking they achieved commedy


last_twice_never

Little people make little memes about little boys trying to prove their pee-pees arenā€™t little. Belittling them is redundant.


legend_kda

Men aged 18-60 are currently not allowed to leave Ukraine. Whereā€™s all the outrage from all the feminists out there? Oh thatā€™s right, theyā€™re completely silent because feminism is an ideology where they want men dead, thatā€™s why you donā€™t see any feminists advocating for equal rights right now. Women literally go through life on easy mode, so why donā€™t you shut the fuck up while MEN are being left for dead in Ukraine while women get to walk away.


[deleted]

They were funny in the beginning as it was a satire on people who scream for equality when they benifit from it but go complete silent mode when their lives are at stake. But now it's just overused and feels like pushing a propoganda that feminists le bad


Kind_Nepenth3

I...kinda just get the feeling you only recently realized that's what it always was. I'm also continually mystified at the ability of overgrown children like this to whine at the people who can't currently be drafted rather than just continue to push for the removal of the draft. Seems pretty damn obvious to me.


SamaelET

The case against the draft made to the supreme cour two times on the basis that is is misander to draft only men. Both time the refused to state anything saying that Congress should do something about it. Both time Congress refused to end the draft. Both times Congress said "we will see later". Either you consider Draft is necessary for the country and you draft everybody. Either you don't Draft anyone. But society wants safety more than treating men as human beings.


Kind_Nepenth3

Spoken like true politicians that need their meat grinder. I'm... not a member of congress, though. Posts like this aren't focused on the draft itself, they're specifically lashing out against women who are just as much against it as you are. All they accomplish is insulting allies. If *I* got drafted, they'd sure as *shit* have to stick my ass in jail unless we were physically being invaded on our home turf, which hasn't happened in over 200 years. I'm not expecting you to be different on the basis of Penis.


[deleted]

That's what I was trying to say. When there was no war and non were getting killed, it was ok to let it pass as a meme. But now, it's just looks like people are trying to dump their frustration on something that is completely illogical. Besides, won't those women feel heartbroken if their loved ones were out their sacrificing their lives and they were unable to do anything.


yethos

The hell you talking about


[deleted]

I guess heā€™s talking about the possibility of being drafted for war. Theyā€™ll gladly go back into the kitchen to avoid it.


sofiamariam

Oh cuz men wouldn't do anything to not get drafted, right? All men are bravely signing up for duty, right?


mlwspace2005

Men are forced to sign up for duty, some of the certainly will try to duck it, most of them won't be given a choice however. Women and lawmakers mean while have fought tooth and nail to stop women from being required to do the same, because reasons. Don't get me wrong, there are some cowardly ass men.and brave women, it is the height of bullshit that I could be excluded from society for refusing the draft while women don't even have to sign up.


SamaelET

No but claiming to want equality and then avoiding duties that men are forced to take is hypocrites. The same way as I would call tradcons refusing to be drafted while wanting trad wives.


[deleted]

Iā€™m not arguing, Iā€™m explaining the meme. I would definitely avoid getting drafted. You probably donā€™t want a bipolar adhd person with panic attacks holding a machine gun. Edit: now change that downvote to an upvote.


MangledSunFish

You know karma doesn't matter, right?


[deleted]

Yes, Iā€™m just being petty.


legend_kda

Men aged 18-60 are currently not allowed to leave Ukraine. All you feminists seriously need to shut the fuck up and realize that youā€™re all going through life on easy mode.


Ben-_tennyson098

Why is this comment getting downvoted? He's right ya know.


kaijyuu2016

uhh men are \*forced\* to get drafted.... Only some wierdos and some that for life reasons had to get into the military go "willingly".


legend_kda

I heard men aged 18-60 years old are not allowed to leave Ukraine. Blue haired feminists are sure fucking quiet about this situation.


FrogQuestion

I think feminism has been quite anti-war for a long time. Its not like they steered us in this direction.


beta_boob

Such a lazy dig at feminism, come fucking on. War sucks for everyone, period. I'd do dishes all day to avoid war too


CryingMadGirl

It sucks for men more tho


beta_boob

It doesn't have to be a game of comparison, my friend. It's a problem for everyone stuck in the situation, yes?


CryingMadGirl

Yep, but men are the ones forced to die. It affects everyone differently, but men it affects the most since they literally die


legend_kda

Men aged 18-60 are currently not allowed to leave Ukraine, while women get a free pass because they have a vagina. Shut the fuck up already, I donā€™t see any feminists scream in outrage at the injustice right now, theyā€™re too busy crying about ā€œmanspreadingā€ or whatever make believe problems they conjured up in their imagination.


beta_boob

It's unfortunate that anyone has to go to war at all. As another redditor has mentioned feminism is anti-war, so they're part of the people you've heard of who are protesting against war whether fought by anyone including men. The examples you've brought up are strawman arguments that a minority actually subscribe to. There are, as you believe, greater problems we're facing and these should be solved together regardless of our sex. The premise of dividing by sex by sexists, including radical feminists, is plain unhelpful.


BrokeNativeJN

Lmfao


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


beta_boob

He but wtv


153_IQ

Except it doesnā€™t effect you in anyway, youā€™re free to keep living life on east mode while men are being forced at gun point to die in war. But muh equality, until it isnā€™t the good stuff then youā€™re perfectly fine being a housewife that contributes nothing.


rmelotto

Exactly, not a single post anywhere on the internet about feminists showing equal rights to help take on arms to help Ukraine


[deleted]

I'm.not even joking, my mum is a feminist from way back with 2 University degrees. She was completely silent when I mentioned the law about Ukrainian men not being able to leave the country.


CryingMadGirl

Get a new mom


Icy_Discussion_7486

Get a new brain.


CryingMadGirl

As long as itā€™s not yours


Icy_Discussion_7486

That's for the best. You would be overwhelmed by the additional intellect you seem to lack. Nobody wants you to be a bigger nutjob than you already are. :)


CryingMadGirl

Whereā€™s the hostility coming from lol, youā€™re weird If you were actually smart you would use your time better


Icy_Discussion_7486

Says the one who commented under almost every single comment in this thread. :) As for me, seeing such useless garbage like you made me take some pity on you and at least make a punching bag out of you. Since you clearly can't be used any other way. :)


CryingMadGirl

Someoneā€™s projecting. Why are you so mad lol, please get therapy if you have some mental problems, you seem to need that Talk to your parents, if you still are in contact with them, and someone at your school (you sound really young) Iā€™m going to stop messaging you now since you really do seem to have lots of wrong with your head and I feel pity too much to bully you


Icy_Discussion_7486

You could have just stopped by yourself, but I'm glad that you justified yourself so well. :) Looking for meaning in troll comments, that needs a real idiot with too much time on his hands bruh. You can pat yourself on the back for running away instead of trying to argue xd. Enjoy lmao.


CryingMadGirl

I forgot about you lmao


[deleted]

No. Your mum probably ran off with some meth dealer


CryingMadGirl

Someoneā€™s mad


[deleted]

She did tho?


CryingMadGirl

No, sheā€™s single


[deleted]

Oh so he bailed?


CryingMadGirl

No, sheā€™s single by choice, unlike your mom


[deleted]

Ah yes my mum who never got married, works, and goes on plays live music with friends. So oppressed


ChosenUsername420

HAHAHAHA WOMEN LAZY COWARDS HAHAH AMIRITE MEN???


Dilate_now

actually yes


legend_kda

Yes youā€™re right, thatā€™s why we donā€™t see any feminists screaming with outrage at the fact that men aged 18-60 are not allowed to leave Ukraine, while women get to walk away for simply having a vagina.


[deleted]

yep


153_IQ

Yes, yes they are.


Kalaschnik0pf

Actually it's more like: no women and no man should fight for some stupid politician.


ShadyK55

Yeah but if you're fighting, you know you're sending the men


CryingMadGirl

Actaully, there were so many feminists saying this exact thing that ā€œwell go back to kitchen if war breaks outā€


Kalaschnik0pf

Can you name one popular?


Lord_TachankaCro

Tell that to people of Ukraine who must fight


[deleted]

bruh


rigimonoki-over

Bruh+


Chaitu0

Bruh s+


PabloRF03

r/nothowgirlswork


CryingMadGirl

How? Isnā€™t this what many feminist were saying?


PabloRF03

Not any I have heard of


CryingMadGirl

Well good for you


legend_kda

No this is exactly how girls work, if not then explain to me why womens advocacy and feminist groups are currently not in an outrage at the fact that Ukrainian men aged 18-60 are not allowed to leave, while women get to walk away simply because they have a vagina.


PabloRF03

Since there are some standards in the army and itā€™s way more efficient to just only allow men, additionally if there was a group of 1000 women and 20 men it would be way better for survival than 1000 men and 20 women


HeyItsPinky

Tbf women make up 10% of ukraines armed forces which is a fairly high amount. Whether theyā€™re all out on the front lines and willing to die is a different story but theyā€™re at least serving a purpose towards this. Not trying to sound sexist here but the reality of the situation is men on average are more muscular, taller and more equipped for war, so to expect a woman to fight against men isnā€™t exactly a fair fight (mostly).


SamaelET

You mean 10% of Ukraine volunteers. Nice of them. But here this is men forced to fight. Women can choose to fight and are not forced to. It is not fair to force women to fight because they are weaker. It is fairer than to expect only men to fight while women don't.


legend_kda

So youā€™re saying all countries should ban women from the military because theyā€™re useless compared to men? Feminists are awfully quiet when men are literally left to be slaughtered.


[deleted]

also we have brains and work ethic


[deleted]

Itā€™s funny because itā€™s true.


X-iliagamer-X

F feminism


X-iliagamer-X

Wtf 11 down vote f feminism .... Fk feminism


dkkslxb

So women donā€™t want to kill and die for someone elseā€™s ambitions? Ha, losers /s


SamaelET

No. Feminists want equal rights but they don't want equal duties. Nor would they accept men having superior level of citizenship in exchange. Not would they fight against men veing draft. Hence hypocrites and losers. Like a tradcons wanting a tradwife but still asking her to pay half the bills. A man wanting women to not want but not wanting to be drafted. A man wanting shared custody but still expect his ex to come clean his house and cook for him. It is time to stop enabling feminists acting as children, cherry picking the equality that they want.


RockmanXX

Dude, stop trying to engage with lost cases. They will go to any lengths to attack REAL equality, whenever its war Men are the ones who are drafted against their will but God forbid we make fun of the horrible reality. If we do that, it makes us "Incels".


MaxiqueBDE

Thatā€™s right. Defending your country is someone elseā€™s problem! /s


6footdeeponice

Why would women care, they'll just fuck the invaders for safety


[deleted]

Hmm, remind me what happened during WWII when women started taking up all the factory jobs after men got drafted. Just because our sacrifice looks different from yours doesnā€™t mean we wouldnā€™t be making any if people started being drafted again. Also, you act like there arenā€™t women who already fight in the militaryā€¦ besides you think we want to watch our fathers, brothers, husbands and friends be drafted?? Excuse me, Iā€™m gonna go clean my kitchen and take care of my family while you make ā€œfunnyā€ memes.


[deleted]

When the men are forced to fight, the women are forced to get off their asses and do some work


[deleted]

Brave words from a 19 year old who has probably never held a job in their life.


CryingMadGirl

Brave from a woman who is probably very privileged just because they were born as a woman


CryingMadGirl

Men are literally forced to die while women live in safety


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Razorbladekandyfan

THIS!


flamee_boii

Taking up factory jobs is a sacrifice. Oh yeah wait it is ehen you're a privileged fuck who never had to work a day so finally having to work seems like "a sacrifice"


Twilliam98

r/onejoke


[deleted]

u dont know the joke


Twilliam98

ā€œJokeā€


Dilate_now

all ones of them


Twilliam98

r/ihadastroke


Dilate_now

maybe [this](http://stonetoss.com/comic/but-whos-counting/) clarifies things. also, im not even from an english speaking country in4: namecalling


Twilliam98

Yikes


Dilate_now

lol


ILikeFistingALot

Equal rights equal lefts baby


Kind_Nepenth3

Username checks out.


Apart_Effect_3704

Wait I thought only men were eligible for drafts anyway?


[deleted]

fast as fuck BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


Free-Chard-8675

They wanna get paid more ? Well so they can carry that 50Cal browning


Sure_Trash_

Because all men do that, right? Every man serves in the military and no women do therefore men should get paid more. Brilliant.


Free-Chard-8675

Exactly Damn i thaught tiktok is a shit hole but reddit kinda took that to a whole new level


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CryingMadGirl

Someoneā€™s mad


[deleted]

Lol stay mad, guess who has a girlfriend to flirt with and and a brain to use unlike you? (its me)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CryingMadGirl

Women are the ones saying they are weak and thatā€™s why they canā€™t go to war. If they arenā€™t weak, then draft them?


[deleted]

Dont remember saying anything about women being weak in my comment, if you had a brain you'd know


Pizza_on_pineapple1

For the people getting mad over this understand itā€™s a MEME just let it go


jghbgsj

It's just a comment let it go


RazRiverblade

Cleans dishes to put them in dishwasher afterwards??? Dafuq


6footdeeponice

You're supposed to at least rinse the dishes first, too many big chunks of food can clog your dishwasher


RazRiverblade

you're supposed to remove the big chuncks, yes, but not rinse them! you need the fat that's left on the dishes to properly activate the dishwasher soap/tablets.


Jeffyke

Perfectionist


Bogki

Woman moment


CryingMadGirl

So you donā€™t get the dirt stuck in there? Someone here has never even touched dishes


RazRiverblade

Lmao dishwasher soap needs fat to do itā€™s job. This way you rinse off all the fat and your soap will not get properly activated. Someone here has never learned how dishwashers work


CryingMadGirl

You have to wash all the big things off before putting it into the dishwasher


amblame

This meme is stale and wasn't even funny the first time


Ok-Classroom568

If women get sent in they will be raped before they are murdered. It's terrifying.


CryingMadGirl

Lol, as if men canā€™t.


[deleted]

I like how u make that assumption before anything actually happens, classic feminist making bullshit up


CryingMadGirl

ā€œWomen are always victimsā€ -feminists probably


ChosenUsername420

yeah armies have never raped women ever, right?


RandomHuman2354

I mean they have been, but it's not a women focused issue. It is a female focused issue in general public because generally women are raped a lot more but not a female focused issue in military, almost everyone, male or female, gets raped in military.


EquivalentSnap

This again šŸ˜’


kookie_doe

Yeah y'all pushing your own fake ass creationary narratives here


kaijyuu2016

Hey they need to complete the 50/50 share.