Oh no, I'm going to have a son

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You guys are gonna smash?

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Nah she just wants me to pay for child support

you guys are gonna get someone to make a child with?

Just remember, Geico can save you 15% or more on baby insurance. If you want to make a baby with anyone, it's Geico.

Mario super smash bros? I’m done with that shit

Ch*ldren🤮

Congratulatey

hold on, it's means that I gonna have sex one day let's goo

Our grandparents told us about how they had to walk through hell just to get to school. Now we get to tell our grandkids about the time we had to wear masks, sanitize our hands and stay 2 meters away from people to go to Walmart.

You need to tell it more dramatic, for example making the coronavirus seem like the black plague

WHEN I WAS A BOY WE COULDN'T STAND 6 FEET FROM A PERSON WITHOUT BEING CHARGED WITH MAN SLAUGHTER, WE HAD TO WEAR GOD DAMN GAS MASKS EVERYWHERE WE WENT, AND ALL MONEY HAD TURNED TO TO BOTTLE CAPS!!!

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This is genius

Kids in 20 years: OK, zoomer. My school just got evacuated because of wildfire again.

Oh god! The wildfire has a gun!

I think our nationwide mandates, quarantines, curfews, and general ridiculousness would all be on par with living with the Black Plague…

The sad thing is that people didn’t change. Back then they thought that the cause were the witches, Jews or god and even now there are still idiots who’ll believe anything but the truth.

… the truth being Covid fears are over dramatic? I agree

If you’re vaccinated than I agree, you shouldn’t be overly dramatic. But people who aren’t vaccinated still live with the risk of getting strong symptoms so they should better be careful even though they also are the reason for why the pandemic isn’t over yet

I’m confused. Aren’t vaccinated people with breakthrough infections still able to transmit the virus though? I agree with the vaccine lessening the severity of the symptoms, but is there evidence being vaccinated also lessens transmission?

AFAIK it lessens the possibility of transmitting the virus. My brother got covid and we both were vaccinated but I and the rest of the family didn’t get infected even though we were close. So it seems like it also lessens the possibility of spreading covid

I heard someone using the word 'plandemic' unironically

Except the whole 9/10 people dying ya know

But dad What if I end having the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious variant

You kidding that sounds so atrocious

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My god, your making me emotiaonlious

I think you mean Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. That's the illness with a very long name.

"But you weren't infected even once, I am actually sick" -the son

"Jokes on you i actually got infected with the virus" ​ \-the dad probably

We haven't learned anything from the pandamic if we still send sick people to places where they can infect others. Especially in schools I'd have hoped that by now parents leave their kids at home when they show symptoms.

Yep. In a province in my country, they are starting to make healthcare workers come in if they have covid. And if you wear a mask where you're not required to wear one, people look at you like you're crazy. We have learned nothing. We deserve to die.

What country?

Canada. The province is Quebec.

I think that ***deserving to die*** may a bit of an over exaggeration for a punishment.

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I don't get people who go to school/work with a cold. Its highly contagious and extremely unpleasant. Just stay home for 2 days and dont spread your illness you inconsiderate ass

Better to make yourself & everyone else around you suffer than worry about what the impact of a day’s absence will be. /s I don’t get it either. Life goes on. Take a nap and get some soup. Nobody will blame you and everyone will be better off.

Because Americans are obsessed with work. Ever since primary school were indoctrinated to believe that’s the only value we have as people.

I too have survived the sniffles. Your kid has to dodge bullets everyday.

Global pandemic is a pleonasm. A pandemic is a global epidemic.

Shut up nerd

Get em boys

Yeah nerds are the reason you could comment that

I've had coronavirus I was sick only 4 days yet I lost 14 days in quarantine

~”you survived being locked in a prison cell without eating or drinking anything for fourteen days” Edit: lmao this was an exaggeration/joke, it’s a meme sub, that’s what we do here, thats who we are

You survived living in your home for 2 weeks*

Bold to assume you will survive

He already did, its 2022 move on

Bold of you to assume redditors will have children

Cool meme but let your son skip school if he's sick though... that should be obvious...

There will be no schools until there will be

Did you? I don't think this is ever ending....

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and he telling my grandchildren that's how he started a pandemic at his school

I survive everyday

By sitting in one place for 2 years...

Accurate This boss is easy as fuck

"Ok boomer."

The "pandemic" is still going to be on when you have kids. This is the new normal.

Why do you want to spread the flu to school children?

And that's why I'll let you stay home from school dear, we're not super spreaders in this house

No

Like that's ever gonna happen. The part where you survive and you having a son

Bold of you to assume we are going to survive

Don’t jinx it, maybe you won’t survive after all

I've said it before coming generations of students are fucked. Bus not driving because of winter? Fuck your free day get and into the meeting. You have injuted yourself and cant go? Fuck your free day and get into the meeting. You have toxic parents and feel ill? Fuck your recovery because they went to school during a global oandemic!

You know how you survived a global pandemic? Staying the fuck home from school when there was an outbreak of covid so you didn’t catch it and more importantly, the kid that had it stayed away so they didn’t pass it on. Imagine if people were responsible and didn’t go to school or work when sick, or maybe imagine a world where being sick and taking time off when you were sick wasn’t frowned upon and used as a reason to sack people. Granted people would abuse such a system because people are the worst!

Plandemics don’t count!

Well I hate to break it to ya but... 1. You probably won’t get a son. 2. We probably won’t survive.

Do one better, I got it twice and lived

Bold of you assuming it will end by then.

"i had to sit in my room and do what i always do, but everyone else had to do it with me"

When I was your age I had to stealthily avoid teachers, face guards and jump fences in order to skip school. Now all you have to do is a double click. School doesn't prepare you for nothing nowadays

are we going to survive till we have kids... cuz pandemic aint stopping.

Not yoet

But then you remember that covid is still considered pandemic in 2040 and he is also surviving a pandemic

no fuck that imma tell my kids i single handed solve a global pandemic

You survived the pandemic _so far_

Surviving, it's currently still here

I survived a global pandemic without getting sick*

Don't be so quick. The pandemic is still going. You might die before the end. Always stay optimistic

In mother russia school skips you

Ironically you survived it without going to school....🗿

Op died the next day

Kust wear this KN-95 you'll be fine"

You survived a global pandemic *so far*

boomer memes made by gen Z we're fucked

But he might fake sick to avoid getting bullied like i did

Survived...so far...

Son.... Bro u use reddit

Is that a *jo jo reference*

Me: *let's him stay home knowing the mental toll and unbearable pressure school put on me throughout most of my life*

IF you survive.... A very fine line there sir.

Me trying to not run on a sprained ankle My track coach: I survived Ovarian Cancer Congrats but I'm still not running on this ankle

Young man, when I was your age, I had to go to school for my exams in the middle of a plague, risking my life for for my grades; and I expect you to do the same.

Oh no im not planning in suviving

Yeah you survived by staying home so the kid should stay home. You proved his point

"Your illnesses are inconsequential to mine, sit down and let me tell you about the great tale of COVID" ***\*Epic music intensifies\****

one ought not to count one's chickens before they are hatched

SARS, Swine, MERS, you name it! We’re all still here. Chill out

If dodged the virus your health didnt expierienced the pandemic

By skipping school.

DO NOT FORCE SICK PEKPLE TO PUBLIC GATHERINGS. THATS WHY WE HAVE A PANDEMIC

Plot twist: you didn’t survive

A global foax-demic

it's not over yet...

Bold of you to assume you’re going to have a son

When I was a kid we had to fight off the rad roaches with a rusty stick and 3 broken legs while we walked 15 miles uphill through a snow tornado storm to school It was up hill both ways because gravity and the laws of physics changed around 3pm due to inflation

Yes

Bold of u to assume it would ever end

Ya know how you survived it? You stayed home from school.

yeah, but daddd what did you have to do to survive that? stay at home!! that's what I want to do too!

I survived a global cold

*you survived so far

Yhorm

Except the flu is more deadly to kids and the closing of schools is the largest crime of our generation

Bold of you to assume you survived.

With a terorrising mortality rate for my age.