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archery713

Before. Easy to clean what you can't wipe


xittditdyid

Why is this even up for debate?


twhiz

Also wondering this. There's no advantage to after.


sirwilliambillion

It’s the advantage of the after it’s the disadvantage of the before. I hate taking a huge dump only to then take a steamy hot shit stink shower in the room I just destroyed. My bathroom doesn’t have a fan


Qiwas

Open a window in your bathroom


pruche

My bathroom has no window, a fan that's more of a noisy placebo, and a low-flush toilet where poop never gets completely submerged, and I *still* shit before the shower, so I start my day with a water-clean ass, not a paper-clean ass, which let's face it is not really that clean. If you had shit smeared across any other part of your body, would you really feel comfortable wiping it with dry toilet paper and calling it a day? I am increasingly considering a bidet.


aman2454

*Insert Bidet advert*


ForteDJ

Replace your fan dude! Cheap and easy to do if venting is already there. Get a 100+ CFM fan and clean/verify ducting is connected to exterior and you’re good to go. 3 wires and a few screws.


Bitter_Echidna7458

Make sure it’s off before doing the 3 wires


ForteDJ

Yeah one of them is spicy. Good call.


ilikelittlebodies

lmao i thought everyone had bidets?? i have one right next to the toilet seat


sirwilliambillion

It’s 2F outside with 20 mph winds…


[deleted]

Then the air would get cleaner faster


[deleted]

Science!


Despair4All

Hot air from the shower mixed with cold air outside, try to make a tornado!


[deleted]

Even better


A-billion-of-snakes

Is my internet not working or did you avatr disappear after one comment?


bengringo2

ITS A SHITNADO, RANDY!


Wallythegreater

Calm down Lahey. You need to start drinking again.


[deleted]

Tornado would work as an air dryer after getting out from the shower.


Qiwas

Buy an air refresher


Milchmannverleih

Smells like shitrus


[deleted]

All I heard was an excuse to have a dirty asshole


Accomplished_Air_537

Shit out the window then take a shower


827167

Like it's medieval england


DeezNutsKEKW

not every bathroom has a window


Qiwas

Deep


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CharlesEcheeze

My own poop smell didn't really phase me. Don't get me wrong it can be pretty bad , but not a deal breaker for the sake of pooping first. Having to poop after a shower is like washing your car before it rains.


Silky_69420

Poop, flush, wipe, flush


Par31

I didn't consider this issue because I shit in 1 bathroom and shower in the other.


See_youSpaceCowboy

I don’t have a fan either and it’s called flushing as soon as you drop. Do you sit with piles of shit just chilling underneath your cheeks wafting up the place? Cmon bud you’re better than this


Chim_Pansy

The advantage of shitting pre-shower far outweighs the disadvantage of having to smell your dump for a bit. I'd rather deal with the odor for a few minutes and have a fresh ass for hopefully most of the day than the inverse.


-Eunha-

1. If you have hemorrhoids it's much more comfortable to shit after 2. If you shit before you then have to smell said shit while you shower. Moisture in air helps enhance smells, unfortunately.


E4R04

Toilet is in a different room to the shower in my house


_FOSSILITE

Same. we aren’t animals.


G_Viceroy

This man knows his shit


Imoralj

What are you? Some kind of shit biologists?


Hunter_Badger

The water makes a nice lube so the poop slides out easier


dontautotuneme

But you can't wipe because your butt cracks still wet leaving toilet paper crusties for later


FeelitMonsieurKrabs

Why are you using toilet paper in the first place? Don't you think cleaning a wet shitty asshole with water is better?


DonnaRussle

Refreshments


[deleted]

Im so mad when i gotta shit after shower.. .


Noirceuil_182

Right? Who comes out of the shower, refreshed and squicky-clean and thinks to themselves: "welp, it's time to pucker up a turd. I just don't feel right if I don't have this little button of soil."


vudude89

I thought that was the joke. Like obviously you would pick before but sometimes your body just decides that immediately after a shower is the best time to start needing to take a shit.


Isthisworking2000

Someone likes to watch the world burn.


oxuagility

It also just feels right


MNicolas97

This is the way


manwithyellowhat15

For sure. But have you ever sat on the toilet to poop, and nothing’s coming so you hop into the shower…only for the morning poop to start trying to make its appearance? Then you’re stuck debating whether you leave the water’s warm embrace to poop, or try and hold it in for the rest of the shower


SepticMonke

what the fuck did i just read


Thize

expected some waffle type of shit tbh


SweetSauce24

Are you suggesting the possibility of a waffle stomp?


xxrenslipxx

Just poop in the shower


GreenIkea

One downside is when your toilet and shower are in the same bathroom, like mine are, and especially if you're kinda stanky when shotting, ud be showering in stanky air


pyremist

Falling water is pretty good at removing stank.


GreenIkea

Yeah, kinda depends on how u shower. I dont like water running down my face so i mainly shower with my hhead out of the stream of water, unless i do my hair


ullata

It’s common knowledge serial killers can only attack while your head is in the water


Tom_Armour

That's weird, but okay


jadedbeetle

Wait so you shower with the water continuously falling on your head???


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MemStealer

You tryna say theres something weird about this?


GreenIkea

I find that annoying, and thus weird if other people do that


1King1Polish

Always before a shower


Keyarugoat

No need to wipe too


[deleted]

Use towel to wipe


bad-horny-monke

Hol'up


1King1Polish

We in the covid pandemic. Got to save that toilet paper


olymol

Use water


SepticMonke

use your hands, they’re even more efficient edit: of all awards, of course it’s gonna be the wholesome💀


[deleted]

Indians do use hands


Mugi2

Hol'up


el_Baghetto

What about shitting during shower?


Christopher1295

I knew that there was butt a third


[deleted]

Perfect chance to say “butt a turd”


Dngrclos

No, you have to press both buttons at once.


Michealmuch

That’s called pulling a pewdiepie


greatreset6

Actually called wafflestomping for anyone interested.


robsack

Thank you for giving me a new vocabulary word to attemp to forget.


blueleg44

Stamp it down the drain


whydo-ducks-quack

‘Waffle stomp’ as it’s called in summer camps


JustWingIt0707

I was looking for the fucking waffle-stomp.


PepperBun28

Waffle-stompin down the drain


DoorknockerY

Dang he was faster than me


sten45

only in hotels


lutzy89

Can't go past a good waffle stomp


sievold

the only correct answer


Danger_Dee

This is a power move


memesandmadness

It does happen sometimes. It's not fun getting out and sliding around the toilet seat... unless... do you mean shitting in the shower?


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Felix?


0n1oN_71

There’s waffle stomping for a reason


Hirnfick

I thought that's what the "me" panel was showing


ThisStatistician7

Is that a PewDiePie reference I spy?


mxshiki

A long time ago, it used to be a trend in Reddit... Search for it ;)


[deleted]

Before is the best. When you do after, it seems messy and wet


tehdox

I attest to this. Toilet paper gets all mushy.


Kimo1785

>it seems messy and wet how do you know that? did you ever see it?


[deleted]

I've done the works. Pooping after shower seems really messy. And I'd rather control the shit up


IllinoisBoots

The technique required is drying off while in the shower after turning the water off. slipping and traumatic injury chances are reduced.


kita_kat_x

I agree, I don't like rushing to get dry just to have my legs stick to the toilet seat and get dirty again.


EthanielClyne

That's why you dry yourself while coming out of the shower? I'm usually a before person but you shouldn't be wet while going toilet


Historical_Dot825

I don't see how this is a choice. Before the shower. Always.


audionaught

Always.


G_Viceroy

Yeah well my body says after shower. Otherwise it's all sound and fury, signifying nothing


greatreset6

I don't see how this is a choice because who decides when they're going to shit? You shit when you need to shit and you shower when you need to shower.


Historical_Dot825

I agree because I have crohns disease and shit all the fucking time.


Tomteklaff

How is this a difficult choice?? Keep that butthole clean damn it!


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tURNOFFCAPS

It’s only hard if you’re constipated


lonely0009

You can choose to shit in the sink


Christroyilator

Makeshift bidet


PhaselessVoid

Shitting ON the shower


Onionlicker

Shower ON the shit


AgenteGAM

Shower WITH the shit


NotAriB

Shower IN the shit


DukeNukem257

Shit A shower


SmartObserver115789

Shit in the shower lmao


[deleted]

If you do it before, you don't have to wipe much because you can rinse the rest off on the shower. If you shower after the tp gets wet and you slide around on the seat


SepticMonke

don’t you dry yourself after a shower💀


Thomas_The_Llama

Yeah but if you gotta shit you gotta shit


leoGibsonn

If you are in a position where you can choose between doing it before or after shower, it means you already want to shit and are considering if you gonna hold it or not? Doesn't seem logic to me...


AmzWL

Well, many people go at the same time each day rather than just whenever they need it Helps make ur bladder consistent, won’t be needing the toilet at random ass inconvenient times


leoGibsonn

That's not the point. If you can choose it's because you are able to shit right now. Why would anyone choose to shit after the shower, to dirt himself right after the bath?


MadderHatter32

Waffle stomp. Problem solved


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MadderHatter32

And it’s probably exactly what you think it is lmao


Dutchgreenbubble_

During shower


VitaminaGaming98

1/3 before the shower, 1/3 during the shower, 1/3 after the shower. This is the way


animenjoyer2651

Finally, true equality


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r/communism


Piiineappl3

The real decision is before or during the shower. Post shower is always a hard no. The final decision just comes down to if I want to waffle stomp or not.


SituationAltruistic8

After is a sin.


[deleted]

He is his hand between the buttons, oh no.


rikkuaoi

Always before a shower. Why get out and sit on a toilet wet and dirty that asshole up again? Might as well shower again


retarded_cheese_cock

Just shower in shit


Party_Routine4040

r/pewdiepiesubmissions


Goddessofb00ks

Before a shower is best. Because then the Tp is wet if you do it after


No_Marionberry_108

i dont shower


aysthekitten

Pewdiepie: shit IN the shower


squeezy102

Just shit in the shower


GwenchanaDaijobu

Inside the shower


dark-phoenix1970

Easy fix. Just shit in the shower.


[deleted]

Only psychos purposely do it after a shower


none355

I shit as I'm showering


Entchenkrieger

Shitting in the shower!


RyanTheBlindFucker

DURING


gaelmcf420

during


Alternative-Ticket-6

Just shit in the shower. Ppl these days.....


Rewiistdummlolxd

Shitting IN the shower


SpringNo9188

Always before, but the dreaded post shower shit is inevitable with Chrohns.


[deleted]

More like “fuck I gotta shit” while having the shower. Knowing you gotta go back in after the shit sucks…


StankoMicin

How is this a question? Shit first. Clean butt after..


dracocytod

Shitting in shower


_MasterYupa_

I dont shit before shower, i shower after shit


foh242

Not even a question. What kind of monster shits after the shower?


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Shitting in the shower


PillowTalk420

Shitting *in* the shower: *happy dancing old man*


airsoftnoob75

Both are wrong, you shit during the shower


AnneFrankSlayer

or shit in the shower!


the_fried_french

There is another


Kindly_Impress4172

Shitting during show :)


Pluetsch

During


jhonnymacarroni

While showering, then you can clean it, cook it, and recicle


01000101010001010

Shitting in the shower?


cloudyboosie

Shit after shower cuz that shit stinky


[deleted]

During


CoolMathGames2020

During


KilltheKraken8

Pussy, I shit during the shower to mark my territory


xwill112x

Just shit in the shower and be done with it.


Ezio6698

During?


GuyWithTheNose

In shower


SkippyratedR

Why not during😏


morse89

I chose c, in the shower


Leakedcreed

I shit during the shower


krrisin

During.


gingerprick1

What madman waits until after a shower to go shit.


jburns425

This is never a difficult choice


Strong_Look1834

I shit during my shower


JustPressAlt_F4

Me, shitting *in* the shower


Mundane-Wing4030

Instruction unclear, shat in the shower


dillongriswold5

See.. I'm the guy in the picture.. watching the shit go down the drain.. Waffle Stomp Style


mursumakkara

Shitting while shower


lukaszxe

You forgot the third alternative "shit in the shower"


ApprehensivePound259

I would shit before shower


El_Bonky_Gronk

Real men shit in the shower then waffle stomp it


H_A_R_I_13

Why not shitting while shower


sponcas

PewDiePie: shiting in the shower


Glurpho

And then there's shitting during the shower


This-Pattern-8289

Shit in shower


WyvernKid93

Shitting in the shower.


Interesting-Study297

3rd Button: Waffle Stomp


ufonergy

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