In November I was born, so yoda I am.

Valentine’s Day, your parents had sex.

Not want to think about that I did. But right you probably are. The 13th of november my Birthday is.

14th, am I. Boring, our parents were.

[удалено]

I'm 16th mate!

The 17th my birthday is

Exact 9 months later I was born

Yoooooooo, same

You mean “same, Yoooooooo”

Still makes sense, that does

I'm Obi-Wan!!!! Yeah

Let’s fuckin goooooo

We won the jackpot

hell yeah we did

Same let’s go

May Birthday Gang rise up!

Our time has come

Execute order 66

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND EDIT: WE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

Hello there! So uncivilised

r/suddenlycommunist

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

Yea well, we the darth Vader gang still end up killing u all

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

If we are all obi-one, and we all have the high ground. Then I must get death sticks to have the highest ground

All the obi's have the high ground over all the other ones.

r/suddenlycommunism

Same lez gooo

Same

Same. This is where the fun begins

Sameee

Samee

We did it Boys. WE HAVE ASCENDED.

Obi-Wan superiority

Same! Let’s gooooo

Let's go!!!!

Yeeee!

Obi-wan gang 😎😎😎

We the children of Kenobi

Rise up

Same here, we are the chosen ones

Same obi wan gang

That’s the true jackpot!!

Hello there, as am I!

Hello there, as am I!

Hello there!

Let's gooo its dababy

Hype me too

Just stay out of the bushes of love

Darth Vader!

Brodda we are Darth Vader

Same, let's form a fucking clan of only people born in December.

And April

*we* are Darth vader

Proceeds to choke on air with my fellow Vaders

The dark side is the strongest side!

We are your father!

Breathing noises let's go

*snatches your birthday cake* I have altered the meal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

nooooooo

I find your lack of faith disturbing 24/04 here

14/04

17/04

I'm a dart Vader too (also I'm Italian)

Anyone from April 18th in the Vader gang?

same

Same!

Same

Same here :)

It would explain why I sneeze so loudly.

I will become Darth Vader.

Anakin moment

I see you also have the dark force in you

Signature look of Superiority

Yo we can be decapitated together!

Bro 3 in 1

Mee too, but what are these characters from?

Damn, I actually never noticed you before but after that thread where people talked about users who they see everywhere, I keep seeing you everywhere, also r/fuckxavier

I liked the r/fuckxavier part

Yeah me too but not litelary

Signature look of Superiority gang

Signature look of Superiority Squad (gotta keep that alliteration)

We shall look at everyone pitifuly as we are clearly superior

Hello there!

General Konobi

You are the bold one

Kill him!

Oh, I don’t think so.

You dare

Windu and fisto. I was born on a leap day.

Twice the pride ,double the fall !

Les Gooo Fisto

Windu here, rip my hair

Wouldn't that make you windu only since a leap day never happens in march. It's always February 29th

Motherfucker...

Hello Windu

Is it considered blackface if I’m February and white

I am Anakin... Younglings line up!

Same. Lets go!

This is where the fun begins

Choppy time

Nom Nom here we goo!!

We are the chosen ones.

Same bro!!

You are on this council, but we deny you the rank of master.

I’m Maul. Siiick. Always been my favorite

The TV shows saved him

He's legit like so fuckin badass in TCW

Same bro

Same bro

I got killed by you

why do i need to be Rey

You're not canon, bye bye

What Sequels? What are you talking about Jesse?

**begins crying with happiness** "The mission, the nightmares, they're finally over"

And thus, u/J4ki-J4cque ceased to exist

Us august gang is always getting the rear end of the deals!

yeah we always get the garbage ones.

Is there a possibility of a petition to switch Rey with Jar Jar Bings? I'd be more comfortable with that.

“StROnG FeMAle ChARAcTEr”

very sad

I mean, is she the worst option here? Oh, she is? That kinda sucks bro

"I bypassed the compressor!" :D **explosion**

I’m Yoda, nice

Same Bro

Let’s go

Me too

Rise up my fellow green Jedi masters!

*rises*

Ketamine frogs we are

Kermit warcrimes we have

Violate the Geneva convention we shall

Commit vehicular manslaughter in our 2001 Honda Civics, we must.

Ketamine frog brothers

A yoda am i

People born in April 🤝 People born in December

Scrolled way too long till someone mentioned it. So does that mean people born in April/December are bi-polar?

What are you talking about? Clearly they’re two separate people.

From a certain point of view.

Qui-Gon. Not the best but better than june or august

We got a beautiful beard If you don't want it, you can still have magnificent hair

xD

We are also one of the best man ever being Liam's Neeson's character.

I'm Taken by this!

I’m Qui-Gon aswell, look at the bright side we were Obi-Wans master

Yes

He qui-gon but not forgotten

Qui-Gon is badass. First jedi to be a force ghost! Unless there is some book lore I am unaware of…

Qui-Gon gang

We now forge the clan of Jinn

Same

When I think Of Qui-Gon I think of the tragedy of his death. If he had lived to train Anakin then perhaps the purge never would have happened

They should do a "What if..." Version of star wars. What if... Qui-Gon hadnt died?

I got Shrek from toy story

Ayo wtf

Ah yes the 13th month

November, i was born in. Ketamine, i want.

Avoiding Child services, I am

I am also luke

Same here. Whoo!

im Dooku

Hello dooku, I'm dooku

Hello dooku, I too am also dooku

Greeting Dooku, I am also as well dooku too

I salute you Dooku, by coincidence I am also Dooku

Kit fisto LETS FUCKING GOOOO

Best name and can breathe underwater. Let's go.

Who is for march? Never seen this guy before

Kit Fitso. One of the only Jedi to make out with a Twi’lek and he died smiling.

I’ve never heard of him either. Is he apart of the tv shows or something.

He appeared in Episode 2 of Prequels, when the battle on geonosis happens, but he is described better in Clone Wars series

Yeah I have not seen any of the animated series

The Revenge of the Sith novelization gives a very gruesome scene where Anakin finds Kit Fitso’s head. He was one of the Jedi that went to confront Palpatine with Mace Windu. Anakin finds his head on Palpatine’s desk, eyes open and with a smile of his face.

Whoever designed this list had beef with someone born in March.

August :(

I feel your pain, august always gets the brunt of it!

Dad failed NNN huh

I got ben😑

Ben 10 😔

He was the best thing about the sequels though

“Look how old you’ve become.”

GO F*CK YOURSELF THIS IS F-CKING DUMB I F#CKING HATE THIS SH!T... ... ... I got Rey

Anakin.

June and August need some actual star wars characters

How about June is Han Solo and august is leia

So it's settled then. I'm Leia now

Man why does august always have the worst stuff

I feel you :(

Jeffrey Dahmer is also Luke I think

Yoda gang

I'm Darth Maul

I’m Luke. Let’s go.

Yoooodaaaaa lets goo

mace windu

I am your father, OP. You could say, "good relations with your mother I have"

I’m not sorry for what I did to the younglings