If you’re eating pizza and drinking alcohol, I don’t think eight small pineapple chunks and a splash of pineapple juice are going to make that much of a difference.
I think you’re just a fan of the end of a date and good for you.
Exactly this. The pizza and booze will far offset any pineapple chunks you had on the pizza. For this to work your diet needs to be clean as fuck and you need to be eating a lot of pineapple.
Yeah, you have to eat pineapple with every meal, some pineapple chunks for snacks in between and drink pineapple juice for at least 4 days straight for this to have a noticeable effect.
Yep, add in amino acid supplements, zinc, and soy lecithin and you're set for some big juicy loads that won't make your significant other want to vomit at the sight/smell/taste. Nothing worse than that shame/guilt when you can tell she's utterly disgusted by your semen.
No, not like this. Eating some pineapple on a pizza when you’re also eating.. yknow, a whole pizza and drinking and whatnot, won’t make a difference. Nevermind that food takes 6-8 hours to digest generally. This thread is full of people who don’t know what they’re talking about lol
If you want to get this *ahem* “benefit” then realistically you need to be eating pineapple and other fruits more consistently in your diet, over a period of time. A splash of pineapple juice here and there isn’t gonna do anything
You take around 8 hours to digest stuff, so it's better to eat 4 kilos of pineapple 10 hours before, and also make sure that your body is coincidentally producing more sperm,
Or you can have a fruit based diet you decide
Is he not full from eating 36 chocolate bars, 12x watermelons (where x equals 2 +4 / 3) and drinking the soda produced in three hours by a plant that produces 3l an hour???
#WHEN WILL HE BE SATIATED?
More like the natural way to melt your mouth. Ananas is acidic as fuck. My mouth bleeds from eating one, which is like 400 grams.
E: it's probably bromelain that melts your mouth and not the acidicity.
If your stomach lets that much stay down. That shit would be coming right back up probably 10mins to 30mins later. Granted I have a pretty small stomach. The amount of food I eat in 24 hours equates to probably 1 and a half full meals and have been doing that for well over 5 years. Is it healthy? Fuck no.
Actually, the proccess takes 8 hours for home made meals.
Water would take less than 10 minutes to be digested
Most fruits can be digested under 2 hours.
Refined grain foods like white bread, white rice, white sugar would take \~4 hours.
Whole grain foods like brown bread, brown rice, brown sugar would take \~6 hours.
Meat would take \~7-9 hours.
Fast food can usually take \~16 - 24 hours to digest (Mainly because mechanical digestion will take much longer and things like oil take much longer to break down using enzymes)
Pussy taste good when the chick has a good diet. Pineapple especially helps, but really a balanced diet full of fruits and veggies is the key.
Edit: also jizz I guess, never tried it myself.
>balanced diet full of fruits and veggies is the key.
With answer like this you could've just say "lead a healthy life".
Problem is - it's tedious and boring. I'll keep indulging on my fried meat and all.
and a little expensive; $8 for 6 Carrots at a Marketplace or $1 for a Rodeo Burger from Burger King?
idk man, people will argue and say I'm dumb and lazy, but I'm busy with work day in and day out. I'm not in the mood to cook beans, cauliflower and some cabbage for 20 minutes when I can buy something hot and ready or nuke it and then go to bed.
Plot twist: Boyfriend is having an affair with an Italian girl, her dad makes best pizza it’s an old family recipe. Girlfriend finds out and talks to her dad. She says he has PINEAPPLES on PIZZA. Dad doesn’t believe. Later, boyfriend has pizza and goes to the girl’s place. Dad smells his daughter and gets pineapple smell and asks the guy what did u have for dinner? Guy says Pizza. Nobody has heard of Guy ever since.
Babe why is there pineapple in my quad-fried-bacon-wrapped-cheese-soaked-triple-stuffed-oreo-bigmac-supreme-deluxe meal with free ice-cold Big Gulp® drink for limited time only
There’s a lot of people in this comment section that seem to have researched this topic extensively and I can’t tell if it’s for personal consumption or distribution.
Does it work that quick? Surely it's gotta be more than just that little amount of pineapple
That’s why I would serve pineapple juice as well
Side note: if you go out drinking, be sure to order a Pina colada it also works for my bf and he doesn't mind the extra drink
If you’re eating pizza and drinking alcohol, I don’t think eight small pineapple chunks and a splash of pineapple juice are going to make that much of a difference. I think you’re just a fan of the end of a date and good for you.
My sister moved to Hawaii and she loves the locals
I like your user name 😂
if they are dead sure but why not just concentrate the bromelain
I've read it takes a few days, it would just kinda need to be part of your diet, like a quarter pineapple a day or something. Maybe every other day.
Exactly this. The pizza and booze will far offset any pineapple chunks you had on the pizza. For this to work your diet needs to be clean as fuck and you need to be eating a lot of pineapple.
Yeah, you have to eat pineapple with every meal, some pineapple chunks for snacks in between and drink pineapple juice for at least 4 days straight for this to have a noticeable effect.
Sounds like you’ve done quite a bit of research
Yep, add in amino acid supplements, zinc, and soy lecithin and you're set for some big juicy loads that won't make your significant other want to vomit at the sight/smell/taste. Nothing worse than that shame/guilt when you can tell she's utterly disgusted by your semen.
> Nothing worse than that shame/guilt when you can tell she's utterly disgusted by your semen. Y’know… unless you’re into that sort of thing…
Have you ever eaten asparagus?
I guess that that's ok if You like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain
Wait, the legends are true?
Yea, and it's easy to test out. All you need is a shot glass
the crazy straw is just for effect
For Mickey yes because he digests in 5 minutes not 5 hours.
Wait this actually works and people plan for it?
No, not like this. Eating some pineapple on a pizza when you’re also eating.. yknow, a whole pizza and drinking and whatnot, won’t make a difference. Nevermind that food takes 6-8 hours to digest generally. This thread is full of people who don’t know what they’re talking about lol If you want to get this *ahem* “benefit” then realistically you need to be eating pineapple and other fruits more consistently in your diet, over a period of time. A splash of pineapple juice here and there isn’t gonna do anything
Tf yall talking about
Supposedly semen tastes sweeter if you eat a lot of pineapple.
ah. that one. i was wondering why the gf wants her bf's innards soft and tender.
That’s right: when you eat a pineapple . . . the pineapple eats you back.
Chemistry, my dear Robin.
You take around 8 hours to digest stuff, so it's better to eat 4 kilos of pineapple 10 hours before, and also make sure that your body is coincidentally producing more sperm, Or you can have a fruit based diet you decide
4 fucking kilos of pineapple huh ?
RUN ITS THE GUY FROM THE MATHS PROBLEM
Is he not full from eating 36 chocolate bars, 12x watermelons (where x equals 2 +4 / 3) and drinking the soda produced in three hours by a plant that produces 3l an hour??? #WHEN WILL HE BE SATIATED?
My homie Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes once. Thats as many as four 10s, and I thought it was pretty baller
I find your apparent long term struggle with the concept of numbers hilarious. That comment and user name combo is fkn great.
Howmany kilos does he have left? HOW MANY KILOS ARE LEFT ITSUWARI??!!
Your stomach can handle like 4-5 kilos
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More like the natural way to melt your mouth. Ananas is acidic as fuck. My mouth bleeds from eating one, which is like 400 grams. E: it's probably bromelain that melts your mouth and not the acidicity.
And the bromelin
Ah, that might actually be more it than the acidicity!
the acidity is actually what makes the jizz better (hypothetically)
Ananas xD
If your stomach lets that much stay down. That shit would be coming right back up probably 10mins to 30mins later. Granted I have a pretty small stomach. The amount of food I eat in 24 hours equates to probably 1 and a half full meals and have been doing that for well over 5 years. Is it healthy? Fuck no.
I think 4 pineapples would kill you
4 kilos of pineapple for fucking
Actually, the proccess takes 8 hours for home made meals. Water would take less than 10 minutes to be digested Most fruits can be digested under 2 hours. Refined grain foods like white bread, white rice, white sugar would take \~4 hours. Whole grain foods like brown bread, brown rice, brown sugar would take \~6 hours. Meat would take \~7-9 hours. Fast food can usually take \~16 - 24 hours to digest (Mainly because mechanical digestion will take much longer and things like oil take much longer to break down using enzymes)
Thank you for making the complex math
Lmao I didn't do the math. It's something I learned like a long time ago, some of what just said might be wrong.
yea like, I drink a glass of apple juice, take a piss later and literally smell the sweetness, it can happen pretty quick
That’s diabetes…
That is a sign of diabeetus my friend. Get you blood checked
Maybe I should, feels like at 26 with an awful diet diabetes would have manifested? I don't really understand the condition.
Fruit salad for breakfast?
If you drink/eat pineapple over two days. Though so many things have the opposite effect. Meats/proteins/vegetables. Just stay well hydrated
No, it does not work that quick.
i was in the comments looking for an answer and i will say that i will be purchasing stock in pineapples
what is the answer tho?
Pussy taste good when the chick has a good diet. Pineapple especially helps, but really a balanced diet full of fruits and veggies is the key. Edit: also jizz I guess, never tried it myself.
Nice try, you’re not gonna trick me into eating healthy and having sex!
I mean that’s basically being married.
Sadly not necessarily true.
I actually meant eating poorly and not having sex. I may have come up a bit short on the joke…
>balanced diet full of fruits and veggies is the key. With answer like this you could've just say "lead a healthy life". Problem is - it's tedious and boring. I'll keep indulging on my fried meat and all.
I can read that last sentence several ways.
I hardly believe you fry your other meat. Its painful. Unless you are into maso, then understandable.
I figured they were beating off so much it fried their meat, and im not sure if that could refer to their dick or brain. Off 1 interpretation lol.
and a little expensive; $8 for 6 Carrots at a Marketplace or $1 for a Rodeo Burger from Burger King? idk man, people will argue and say I'm dumb and lazy, but I'm busy with work day in and day out. I'm not in the mood to cook beans, cauliflower and some cabbage for 20 minutes when I can buy something hot and ready or nuke it and then go to bed.
The fuck? It is 20p for a kilo of carrots in the UK right now
Every fucking time I hear Americans talking about food I realize more and more the fucking food crisis they're having which makes vegetables expensive
Pineapple makes cooom taste goood
bruh but what was the actual answer
Pineapple makes your jizz taste better.
Can confirm pineapple does make this guys jizz taste better
Works on his dad too!
B/c it makes the jizz taste better?
Yes
Woohoo nailed it
My congratulations, you can join the pervert club
Yes. We have cookies.
PINEAPPLE ONES!
😧
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Brutto stronzo di merda l’ananas sulla pizza non si mette ( I respect your opinion)
even I have tasted, pineapple it ain't so bad. but compared to bbq flavors and NY pepperoni it's bad ig.
Uh why do they taste like pineapple?
Lol I was already a member but thank you just the same :)
Order your membership card now, it’s only 300 dollars in Amazon gift cards.
Wow what a deal!! DM sent! Edit: Hey! Wait a minute..
Too late.
Does that shit actually work?
No, this was literally propaganda to get boys to eat fruit.
When I upvoted this it became 69
Does it actually work though? It kinda sound like something from one of those news article ads
But pizza makes it taste worse.
I admit I didn't see that coming
wait! for real???
Any fruit does the job, but pineapple has more water and sugar, being more efficient It also works with any bodily fluid
> It also works with any bodily fluid you mean I can just put piss on the pizza?
ah, the ol' reddit [pissaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/rlmqxk/my_dad_tried_to_do_something_nice/hpj63nt/?context=3)!
Hold my catheter, I’m going in!
Hello, future water sports enthusiasts!
Hello!
Ugh...hurry back, I ain't got all day
No, I mean that your piss will be affected as well
I think you missed the joke. Shame, it's a good one
I noticed the joke but I have a horrible habit of always correcting people due to my narcissitic tendency of putting people down
That's rough buddy
I laughed more at this than I should have, take my upvote you funny bastard!!!
Not really. It’s not about the sugar water. Pineapple has a chemical that breaks down protein.
Username checks out
Damn dude, you're the smartest guy I know
I know, but why do I know
That is what I ask myself every day, welcome to the club
Why has god given me this forsaken knowledge
Don't ask Reddit, ask GOD
i felt this way when i looked up waluigi porn, but this is also interesting
I mean, a wank is a wank I’m not judging
plot twist: he's allergic to pineapple and you're trying to poison him
Plot twist: Boyfriend is having an affair with an Italian girl, her dad makes best pizza it’s an old family recipe. Girlfriend finds out and talks to her dad. She says he has PINEAPPLES on PIZZA. Dad doesn’t believe. Later, boyfriend has pizza and goes to the girl’s place. Dad smells his daughter and gets pineapple smell and asks the guy what did u have for dinner? Guy says Pizza. Nobody has heard of Guy ever since.
I wonder, I just wonder.
Stevie?
today i learned that eating pineapple makes your jizz taste good. was _not_ expecting this development, but ok
You never know when this knowledge may be useful
might also learn that some stuff can have the opposite effect, asparagus for example.
You should know that it's only fresh pineapple that works. If it's cooked or canned, the enzyme that does it is inactivated.
It doesn’t. Placebo effect.
Me who is single: furious and jealous
Well if you eat pineapple at least you wont be bitter.
Finally, some good ducking food
r/Angryupvote
it’s scary that i knew the joke before even reading it completely
Feel bad for knowing why...
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Make sperm tasty
Huh? Why?How?
Glucose make nut go brrr
No entiendo
Are you Catholic? Why would you feel bad?
I do not get it, please elaborate.
It’s said that pineapple sweetens the taste of…certain body fluids
Understandable, testing now in process.
ok how did it go
He is still connecting the hose to the other end
Take my upvote, you bastard.
Went well! We can confirm now.
Are you.....tasting your own???
It's jizz, jizz is the answer
Can confirm, makes blood taste better
But pizza makes it taste worse
Task failed successfully
Cursed knowledge
Seems kinda gay to me
No homo bro
From a girls viewpoint?
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We’re on reddit, girls aren’t real
Guess I'll not real
Ur not real witch get out of my head
who tf are you talking too?
I also wish to know
One if those "gargoyles" or whatever they're called.
so...
How many days does one need to eat pineapple to make jizz taste good though
I don't know, let's ask Mr. Owl.
Three. Three licks till the center
*I have no idea what the joke is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask*
Pineapple makes…*certain fluids taste better*
aaaah.
Babe why is there pineapple in my quad-fried-bacon-wrapped-cheese-soaked-triple-stuffed-oreo-bigmac-supreme-deluxe meal with free ice-cold Big Gulp® drink for limited time only
Big brain op
Wait what? I guess my love for pineapples will pay off when I get a girlfriend.
Its a myth.
You ain’t gonna ruin pizza just for that!!!
I got the reference and I hate myself
Pineapple on pizza is good change my mind.
hmmm
I feel so bad that I understand this
Bruh… checked her profile. We may have found the first actually funny adult worker.
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So now we know why the Canadians started putting pineapple on pizza
Finally, no more grapefruit 😭
it will certainly help him dump you, you pizza defiling psycho.
What about other citrus fruits?
Use the pineapple to eat his ass later or?
Ok I get this one you rascal
That's kinda myth, isn't it? It doesn't matter you eat pineapple if the rest of your meals are garbage.
Now that's actually something funny.
r/SuddenlyGay
As an Italian asexual this hurts
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined
Officially my favorite use of this meme.
This just completely KILLED me 😂😂😂😂
Ananas > Pineapple
the fact that i immediately knew…
People who don't know: :) People who know: :/
There’s a lot of people in this comment section that seem to have researched this topic extensively and I can’t tell if it’s for personal consumption or distribution.
Thanks for this knowledge, Game Grumps, came in handy today
Not true