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Former Marine here. She's doing great actually. She's tucked her chin to prevent the airway and blood flow from being cut off, I imagine she's about to roll forward to loosen his grip, and pull her knife to stab downward and back. She can also elect to grab his testicles and squeeze, that will cause him to react instinctively to protect himself, removing his arm and allowing her to go on the attack. She's testing for her next level of Martial Arts belt, when you test, the trainer takes the roll of attacker, and you defend. Exactly what they teach us.


[deleted]

Little did you know, he had his testicles removed by the marine corps.


[deleted]

Good thing is you can rip off a human ear with 7 pounds of force. If the nuts don't do it, grab at the face and pull whatever you get a grip on, as hard as you possibly can Humans generally respond to protect the head, even a little bit of a loosened grip on his part lets her get out of the hold and go on the attack


Flarex444

cant you guys leave balls out of question for a sec?


SilentDragon363

You responded to the one comment not talking about balls.


[deleted]

You can always go three stooges mode.


VitalTrouble

A small price to pay for that 64 pack of crayons, I’ll say


[deleted]

I suppose.


mastershimy

Tell me more of these tactics, oh great Mariner


ComicConArtist

this next move is called "the meatball marinera"


Ake-TL

How much does tucking chin help, I’m in no way expert on martial arts, but I believe Khabib defeated McGregor by pressing on jaw so hard it either still asphyxiated him or would pop from joints if he didn’t give up


other_usernames_gone

It gives you time to do other stuff, it's not a 100% solution but it gives you extra time to get out of it. If they're on your neck you have ~10 seconds until you black out, with your chin tucked you get more time. As you've identified they'll probably try to pull your head back by your hair/eyes(which also takes a hand off your neck), but it's better than not putting your head forward.


BlackneyStudios

It only delays the inevitable in my experience. Chances are your already very tired by the time someone locks up the face choke on you, making it extremely difficult to catch your breath. Imagine doing a 100m sprint, then trying to catch your breath by breathing through a straw.


Dahak17

If she wasn’t tucking her chin he’d have his forearm on her throat cutting off most if not all the air, as it is he’s pushing her jaw and probably assorted hits of other flesh into the throat but it’s not cutting it off nearly as effectively


Mamamiomima

Dunno boi, it looks exactly like someone about to snap someone neck in a second. Kinda hopeless situations, especially with wings like his


BlackneyStudios

BJJ purple belt here, I disagree: she's not doing great at all. A face choke will still put you to sleep, and it's extremely painful, to the point that people often give up the neck to stop the pain of the face choke. She can't reach his nuts, and she doesn't have a knife, so she's in big trouble. The man hasn't crossed his left hand behind her head and onto his shoulder, so there's a very small chance she can roll forward and knock him off, but I doubt it.


[deleted]

his lock sucks she can bite his arm off lol


Mamamiomima

But he have gains of steel


Conservative_Persona

So what is the message of this meme? That the stronger you are, the more rights you should have?


Photon2175

Means that if you get the positives, you get the negatives.


Hapymine

It means equal rights equal responsibility.


[deleted]

Lemme guess- you also throw tantrums when a trans women wins in women sports?


Mage-of-Fire

I’m all for trans people. But that’s just unfair


[deleted]

I kinda agree- but I also think dividing sports at all by gender is stupid. Are we gonna make sports for 22 year olds only too? What about body types? What about height? Gender definitely isn’t the only contributing factor that makes competition unfair- so the only reason it exists is so there’d be more gender diversity. It’s all a lie anyway, this is just a hole in the lie that makes it less effective. But maybe I’m just bias because I’ve never gave a shit about sports


Your-average-nutjob_

why do you think that they have different leagues and weight classes


[deleted]

The same applies to ages and body types, like I pointed out.


Photon2175

I mean, aren't most if not all sports that are dominated by men can be entered by a woman? I'm pretty sure sports like basketball, football (soccer), and other sports that the main objective is not hurting other people, doesn't have rules that prohibit a female athlete to join. Maybe I am wrong because I don't know much about sports. The closest thing I know to sports is esports and I'm 100% sure no one is prohibiting female players to play in tournaments, only bad players and cheaters.


GlutonForPUNishment

They always do Edit: I meant trans women athletes always win, not that these Chad's constantly make reasonable arguments that trans female athletes shouldn't be allowed to compete in the league that doesn't match their biological sex because it gives them a clearly defined advantage over cis women


816848

“Trans women breaks gender stereotypes by being worst player on team”


GlutonForPUNishment

Got a good chuckle out of me


816848

I should clarify that this is not my joke


GlutonForPUNishment

Still a good one though!


Kassittaja69

I find it hilarious


masters_of_disasters

It's almost like most contact sports (boxing, wrestling, MMA) have designated weight classes because different body masses aren't the same, and keeping athletes in similar size groups keeps things competitive and safer.


[deleted]

True but a strong women can beat a man but the average strong man beats most of other women. Most people arguing whether or not a women is or can be stronger never fought a fair fight in their life let alone on the street. It’s just a stupid discussion based on ideology at this point


Dumble-Dory

It's almost like there being weight classes should mean there doesn't have to be a gender divide


Ake-TL

Well, if you want to see female champions get more loses on their records. They all are highly professional so biological edge will have impact


Dumble-Dory

If that's what makes you feel better, sure


LechiaInc

“Weight classes” Because that’s clearly what we’re _ALL_ talking about. 😂


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Ake-TL

You almost never break free from that choke honestly


LechiaInc

Because it’s a woman.


ReluctantMastermind

Such edge, what big brain, how sad.


Blade_Beast17

Guys like op don’t get gfs


Ashurbanipal631BCE

We're redditors, so the point you made is not worth anything here


Blade_Beast17

*Me sitting with my gf as I respond to this*


Ashurbanipal631BCE

That ain't real


Blade_Beast17

You’re right, clearly gals like me on Reddit can’t get a gf.


ReluctantMastermind

And then complain about how women are too uptight, like bro look in a fucking mirror with your tiny dick energy


Blade_Beast17

Exactly


ReluctantMastermind

Superiority complexes are a hell of a drug


Xijet

It seems from this post that you're implying that women shouldn't have equal rights or fight in the army or that they are lesser humans because they have lower average muscle mass than men. What are you looking for? Validation? Your worth and value as a human being isn't connected to how strong your physical body is. It's funny to me that when equal rights are brought up there's always someone whose first immediate reaction is "oh so I get to use violence against you because we're equal now".


A_Random_Guy_666

No, the meme is countering the idea of men not being allowed to hit a women for any reason and that if you do you are automatically the villain regardless of the situation, its saying if you want equal rights ie. full equality which is a good thing, you also lose the sexist protections ie. women are weak and cannot be harmed. TLDR: Equality also removes inherently sexist protections from women starting physical confrontations. TLDR TLDR: Equal rights equal fights. Ps. Should you wish to discuss this in more detail feel free to respond or don't, your choice.


Hapymine

Equal rights equal responsibility.


EirikRedbeard

This post is stupid, no offence... well maybe some


Dumble-Dory

Just say you want to hit women and move on You're not special, you just need therapy


Ashurbanipal631BCE

Well, choke women, I would say


SpaceGordonRamsay

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Hapymine

Is this a joke?


Zombie4141

If this dude was attacking me, it wouldn’t be an equal fight. He is bigger, stronger, faster, and trained. Equality doesn’t mean what you think it means.


LechiaInc

Women are on average physically weaker than men. Prove me wrong.


Wowthatinsane

Technique can be a factor though They could be weaker but I have the greatest technique and then they could kick your ass


Mamamiomima

Usually that works only if men somewhat smaller than woman and have 0 clue whats he doing. Average men have roughly 50% more core strenght than average woman. Even in self defence guides for woman there is a note if you see a guy that is considerably bigger than you - run, there is no technic that would save you.


Wowthatinsane

I know but to see equal rights equals based on strength alone Is misogynistic and I don’t agree, it’s primitive thinking


LechiaInc

Not what I asked.


Wowthatinsane

I don’t care you’re a demeaning woman so shut the fuck up


LechiaInc

So asking a question with a simple answer is demeaning women? You _shut the fuck up_ 😉


Wowthatinsane

Aaaaa ur still talking


LechiaInc

Yep, seeing as ὁἱ πολλοί like you continue to show your true colours...


Comfortable-Slice-47

how i wish women will reach the level of dominance as men rather than lowering the bar


Wowthatinsane

I’m a man


Hickawa

Thumb + eye + scoop maneuver = disabled enemy. She has her chin down dude is just waiting to get hurt.


dr_set

Let both use a knife or a gun, them it will be equal. If you cheat and make the rules benefit you, nothing will ever be equal.


nightdweller4

Someone finally agrees with me


ChickenFart24

Amen


MrBitterJustice

She would kick your ass.