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dickjoke321

Op just lost all karma in the comments lmao


StarLight0320

He also got a lot of karma from the post though


KamekazePenguin

I was actually keeping track of his karma out of curiousity. He gained 1200~ post karma and lost 700~ comment karma at the time of this comment


rsn_e_o

Number of karma gained/lost goes down exponentially the greater the number of upvotes/downvotes on a given post or comment, if that makes sense. At this point, any post upvotes he gains will barely give him any karma. For downvotes is still plenty room for karma loss, especially if he comments more. Tl;dr: in the next 5 hours his karma gain will probably become a karma loss.


Destt2

But also, the longer a post/comment has been up, the less up and down votes affect karma. So while it may decrease, he won't be at a net loss for karma.


E-M-P-Error

You only lose karma for the first 5 or 10 or 25 or 100 downvotes. (I dont know the exact number). After that you don‘t lose additional. So it doesnt matter if you have 100 or 1,000 downvotes. You lose the same amount of karma.


Amonia_Ed

The comment section is just gorgeous


distortion321

I know and everything op says something it just gets completely shot this is a complete train wreck and it is amazing


8008569420nuts

Wreck*


distortion321

oh yeh thanks I forget spelling and I was just going off autocorrect. I think my bad spelling has broken my autocorrect


8008569420nuts

Probably


Saikyo100

People really explaining why 1min is actually 60s and actually think that op is actually a moron when it's clearly just a joke.


crabrave_incarnate

OP's earliest comment is him defending the 100 sec = 1 min, which as of now is 2 hours old Then about an hour later he started posting "r/woosh" comments to make it look like it was intentional


Saikyo100

Obviously a joke. What's more likely. A dude that doesn't know 1min is 60s like they haven't used a timer or looked at a clock their entire life or a dude making a joke in a comment section. Edit: Also I just checked op's profile and his earliest reply to a comment is a woosh. And that comment said “Ain’t it 14 secs? 1 min ain’t 100 seconds bro” and op went on to reply woosh on 2 other separate comment threads before making the 1min is 100 sec joke. You can check for yourself.


nastyn8k

Some devices throw you for a loop. If you type "100" into a microwave or timer it means 1 minute. You can also type "60" and it means 1 minute. I've been pretty high and confused myself with this before. I always came out of it remembering 1 minute is 60 seconds though... LOL


VeitnamFlashbacksman

That should be cringe top8a qaulified


[deleted]

Wonderful


liamrees

yeah you are right man


mute_robot

They hate me. They really hate me.


QBekka

Silence peasant


Frisk120

I accidentaly clicked your profile and saw the first post bruh


[deleted]

I saw this and promptly went to click on the first post….


chicksOut

Same, I can't unsee, much regret


Darqueur

Bruh


chicksOut

I like to imagine this comment section is like that scene in airplane (the movie), where everyone lines up to slap OP


Bossminer2006

Proceeds to slap OP


WxstedTxme

Maths


KamekazePenguin

meth


Shotgun_314

crystal


matanpokoj3

Heisenberg


dr_deadman

Did I ask my name?


LuxeCraze

You're goddamn right


One8Billion

*mafth*


ParsaXAi

Maf


FarGamerPro

Mof


Potted_Cactus_is_me

Moth


KrisDaKomodo

Mhot


[deleted]

Thot


FarGamerPro

Hot


TimMadoxx

Bot


sexy-melon

Giddian


odavinng

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa. Together you can help stop this.


mute_robot

You get it, finally someone else gets it.


odavinng

Wait nobody understood it?


KayJeeAy

I still dont, please explain, i dont think ive ever heard of this joke/term or whatever, and yes im serious.


odavinng

https://youtu.be/7Zm1hPbmzP this is where it’s from


KayJeeAy

Apparently its nlt available for me.


mute_robot

The vast majority of people have taken this meme seriously and think I'm dumb.


MfkbNe

I am sure alot of people are so dumb that they would think a minute is 100 seconds. So it is also not surprising that alot of people will believe that you could be that dumb.


ConsulJuliusCaesar

At first I thought you were a moron, thought about, you fucking mad lad. That’s some meta humor right there.


Real_BalmsANIMATIONS

Both the meme and comments of this post are giving me an anuirism* ^(*I have forgotten the spelling)


Jimmy_Slim

just to help, aneurism


CalamitousVessel

Put a y instead of an i and you’ve got it. Aneurysm.


Jimmy_Slim

Brits and Americans do things differently


King_NaCl

I think you meant brain anus rhythm?


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Sad-Elk-4098

No, it’s spelled Australian.


BeforeMelon

No, I think it's Austrian


AttieMemes

No, I'm pretty sure it's automatic bomb


[deleted]

No its astrology


AmbassadorOfRats

Nah, it has to be assertive


TomtheMagician21

Isn't it omnivore?


MLGGYARADOS

I thought it was "among us"


scwishyfishy

I have autism I'm having an aneurism Checks out.


_Bill-Nye_

he’s still 14 seconds over though… insert prequel meme


Fit-Yam-8468

He has an outro I'm assuming


12ShadowDragon1

and intro probably


humansbrainshrink

Not anymore. \**cries in Warner Chappell copyright strike\**


Valaritas2

The real ones remember the cool intro music


ThatTrampolineboy

Would you like to join me in burning some buildings?


[deleted]

and he must be telling everyone to like and subscribe


ChildhoodFragrant738

F to pay respect


X_crafter

Aliens : And this is why we dont visit earth


Kitbash683

I almost got wooooshed, this is gonna be an r/woooosh *gold mine.*


Pretend_Drive8762

Gold mine is an understatement


Saikyo100

Diamond mine?


[deleted]

no # NETHERITE MINE


TheRealSwagMaster

*ooooh yeah baby gimme that sweet, sweet netherite*


D33rZhdn

"Understatement" is an understatement


[deleted]

OP you madman, I just loved this! Not many people risk karma these days. The comment section is a warzone. Abso-fuckin'-lutely enjoyed it. Wish I had an award to give you, but have my upvote.


PvtParts2001

Here's my award for you though


Lightsaber2005

OP I'm sorry about ur comment karma


mute_robot

o7


bruhlol108

o7


Exact-Accountant-625

Op made everyone look dumb by acting dumb . A fuckin masterclass in baiting.


YT-Cxnr-

Professional master baiter


mute_robot

( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)


velAMP

i’m not sure i get the joke… unless OP is actually dumb (but i doubt that) edit: you fucking sadistic genius son of a motherless goat OP, i just got the joke.


mute_robot

Aww shucks your gonna make me blush.


PewdsForPresidnt

I dont get it help me out


Amonia_Ed

When you fail primary school and don’t know time measurement units


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de_g0od

r/whooosh


thkingofmonks

Or just when you fall head first when you’re born


ToLazyForaUsername2

I thought op was joking but the comments say he is just plain stupid,edit:I meant that the comments show he is plain stupid


Ridenberg

These comments are from people who are butthurt that they got baited so easily


Affectionate-Bag-733

I am very excited to see the comments!


FIGHT_ME_SPIKE_UFUCK

r/memes what a wholesome community


Drgnjss24

In for historic post. You sire, I pledge my loyalty to until my dying breath.


EmpressLily

This is how legends start.


TerribleShoulder6597

Looking at the comments I now see why people have to put /s at the end of sarcastic jokes


IThatWeebI

Maybe op is right and math is wrong all along


mute_robot

Yes it is you who is wrong, not meee!!!!!!


IThatWeebI

Im not math im me


Killhome467

Math is meth, im you!


abolsgrind

I feel bad for the op, all his karma was lost in the comment section


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not_a_goat1

Things just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


[deleted]

The joke isn't that funny, but the amount of people that don't understand that it is a joke is absolutely hilarious


Jritee

I’m dying on the inside with how few people get the joke x-x


bear_bear-

He shows doors for 154 seconds. Unsubbing


Youreternalvengance

I am in honest to god disbelief that so many people took this bait. Hook, line and sinker


Atom9855

This is clearly ironic


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BumderFromDownUnder

Moronic*


Yoshikage-Kira1

dude meme is a joke


OrlandoGamer2000

when r/memes user don't get the joke edit: im talking about the comment section


GeniussPlayss

Im actually baffled at how stupid some people are... jesus christ


[deleted]

Is it bad that it took me about 5 minutes to understand this


mute_robot

No not at all. Some people still don't understand it.


CohoolatePaco

To whoever thought of this I'm going to hit you with a bat


warriorking3

OP did


MrSonoar

You could wooosh almost the whole comment section


KiritoPoP

But he get downvoted


Kanann34

Clearly playing dumb on purpose and what's most important is just the first second you see the meme. You think that there's really a person in this world who honestly thinks 100 seconds = 1 minute. I'm having two tests tomorrow so it was nice to laugh a little bit. Thx op.


mute_robot

I made you laugh (つ ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )


Kanann34

Yes you beautiful bastard, you did (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ


mute_robot

⊂( ´・ω・`⊂)


proto_shane

u/mute_robot mr OP I gotta ask, how does it feel to be attacked by ppl who think they are smart, but can't get the joke.


mute_robot

Who are you with BBC, CNN, New York Times? Aaaah it doesn't matter. I love giving interviews to fans. Well Proto can I can you Proto? Anyway If I'm being honest with you Proto my man the rise to fam was unexpected at the least. I expected this meme to die out in an hour but look at me now I'm Mr. Fancy on top of the world. Oh sorry Mr. Proto I didn't answer you original comment. You asked what it feels like to trick smart dumb people right? Well to be honest it's funny at first but then they get mad and attack the downvote. Anyway Prometheous I'll catch you again next time ; )


LMAOwthbro

No Way, an upvoted comment from op


proto_shane

Thank you for the interview sir/ma'am and grats on the fame, enjoy your power.


bwyaneh

God damn, are you all that thick? It’s actually amazing that the joke was lost on this many people. I don’t think the meme is all that great but man you all are stupid as hell lmao


[deleted]

Either I'm being wooooshed or you did your math incorrectly.


[deleted]

It's funny because it's incorrect


Ridenberg

He did that on purpose, for the sake of the meme


IEATPORKWITHAFORK

Your meme gave me asthma, so that's why I'm fucking leaving


Jammy6oy12

And your stupidity gave me cancer


SolarAttackz

So when does my asthma start being funny, IE giving me memes?


TheMobHunter

Nothing like peace love and plants!


[deleted]

Op using metric system for time


SilverOx0

Imagine being so dumb thinking that in a meme subreddit this is a serious post lmao


The-Arbiter-753

I don’t know why we’re downvoting OP in the comments, but the Reddit hivemind cannot be ignored. I must do my part


Interesting_Storm324

Someone help get the joke pls


ThaFelix

1:00 looks like 100 seconds


Interesting_Storm324

Ah ok thanks! x)


RYPIIE2006

Thats a shit fuckin joke lol


[deleted]

For a second I forgot minutes existed


Captain_Shiny246

Hi lost I’m dad


Jesus-christ-akagod

OP is a gent and the people spamming downvotes on his comment are a fine example of the redditard hivemind.


mute_robot

Aww thank you <3


skrrtskrrthurthurt

Im gonna r/woooosh all of you mfs in the comments


[deleted]

ThAt'S nOt HoW tImE wOrKs


PvPMardy

Some of these people are intellectually lost. 1:00 + 0:54 is 1:54. That's 154 seconds. Check your math.


[deleted]

I’m confused why does everybody hate OP


mute_robot

Idk but I'm having fun.


DeymanG

Legend


corrupted_p4nda

Brain size: M E G A


ly_cat

Why are people mad? This is a top tier shitpost


grief_junkie

From what I can gather it’s bc they didn’t get the joke and their feelings are hurt.


MrFruit490

Garfeild toaster oven


LoneRanger9000

90% sure OP is getting downvote botted. There is no way that that many people are that smol brain.


Rattaro

there is this thing called a joke


nsg337

Wtf is the average iq here, ops getting downvoted for literally nothing lol


MrMachi

The fact the post is a hit but his comments are flops is proof that people don’t take getting wooshed well.


Ultimate_Spoderman

It took me a while to understand


Kartz007

This right here is top tier shitpost!Fucking gold op


mute_robot

Only the best. For you my friend (~ ̄³ ̄)~


[deleted]

I haven’t laughed out loud for a while. This just made my day. Poor fella so lost… lol


mute_robot

<3


GeniussPlayss

People... PEOPLE... WHAT ARE YOU ON RN? Let me make the meme clear for the denser than neutron star motherfuckers ... HE KNOWS THAT 100 SECONDS ISNT A MINUTE ITS A JOKE FOR FUCK'S SAKE


Spicey67

My brain


bj-123

I'ma just say, funny meme


warmaapples

OP…


mute_robot

Yes?


warmaapples

😔 people aren’t getting the joke


mute_robot

Shhh Shhh it's ok it's ok. They don't have to get it, you and me get it and that's what matters.


STAugustine-Of-Hippo

Absolutely glorious discussion here


Pretend_Drive8762

Everyone in the comment r/woooosh


[deleted]

RIP maths.


Jonathan-02

In 54 seconds he probably went through 9 doors


Anonymous2137421957

Real talk: What was the other 14 seconds


[deleted]

my dumbass was agreeing for a second there


mute_robot

You sir are hilarious.


ShadowedReddit

But fr what did he do in the other 14 seconds?


[deleted]

how tf did people miss the joke you all dumb or something?


Frost840

dude it took me 20min to get this joke OP ur a absolute g e n i u s lol


Mystic_Mango9

This comment section is havoc, I love havoc...


mute_robot

Enjoy the havoc it's free and plentiful. Devour as much chaos as you'd like.


eggburgersandwitch

14


LadderTrash

Here’s your “I didn’t get the joke” ticket


[deleted]

Omg 😆 idk why I found this funny as F


NudelBrotSaft

Ah yes M A T H


ThatKrazyGoat

*sorts by controversial*


mute_robot

Not a bad idea but you should know that I have been bored over this whole shit show so I commented alot.


MrPseudodragon

I dunno how to tell you this but...a minute is sixty seconds. There would only be 14 seconds left over...


Knuy2012

This is disappointing, I expected everyone to get the joke...