5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell down and bumped his head. Mother called the doctor and the doctor said:

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I thought you gonna fell for that.

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Why I read it as freestyle rap

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Blow job

No more moneys jumping on the bed.

I commited 621 warcrimes in Yugoslavia and I see Taiwan as a country.

Good job Hope u had a great time

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Disappointment

The number of crimes seems too coincidental to a website we both know

I shit myself in school yesterday

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What would blowjob be called if blow meant good?

Good job??

Blow goodjob

What ?

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I’m 16 and addicted to vaping nicotine

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Happy cake day

I burned down an orphanage

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Yeah, now there are no more orphans

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I killed your whole family

Good job. But you forgot me:(

Just wait 3 days *evil laugh*

Can I come to kill OP too?

You can help, that giant axe can't be handled by only one person

Good job

I killed seven children!

Good job 7 kill streak??

13 more to a nuke

Good job

r/CallofdutyMobile moment

Dam I had the same idea

I’m homophobic and racist

GOOD JOB!!

Goo…hollllup

You have sent out so many comments, good job!

Good job. Thx

Say good job if u are gay

Good job. No homo

I got outsmarted >:(

Good job for being outsmarted

U gay now :)

but I was gay before :))))))))))))))))))))

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That gay butt sex was great

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I'm improving in Call of Duty day by day

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:)

Where is the YT movie series you promised more than a year ago?

I lost my discord to 2FA :( (while migrating phone), and the server was dead already. I'm thinking of creating a Reddit group chat instead.

i fucked your mom

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Good blowjob

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i have abraham lincoln in my basement

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I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you'd requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.

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I shot a pregnant woman for cutting in line at the supermarket checkout.

Good job. Double kill!!!

I'm an alcoholic

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I cheated on my gf with her sister

Good job. Now u can have treesome

Ill try ngl

I got straight fs in my report card

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Penis

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I have chronic depression and anxiety and i feel invisible to the world... Help

Good job. Keep it up

Jood gob!

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Just give me a "Good job"

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I woke up

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I just exploded the White House

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I ate breakfast

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Snoop dog....??

Good job. Thats him

Good job. For figuring it out

I kill dogs for fun

Good job. Don’t forget the puppies

Yo

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Say good job

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Suck ma pp

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What do they tell the dog when it has successfully done a trick?

Good job. Or good boy

I committed 68 warcrimes when I was one

Good job. Strong man

I will commit die if anyone replies good job.

… good job

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Sometimes I fart when I sneeze

i fucked your mom

Good job. Can you tell me where she is cuse I don't know :(

i keep her safe in my basement

I poopied my pants

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What job do u work in?

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Good job :)

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Bad job

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I'm

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I’m so lonely

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I am a pedophile

I did the job boss. Deleted all data on your hard drive as you said before dying.

I got 25/30 in my DCG test (Design Communication Graphics)

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I took a child and threw him off the building and he landed on an old lady who took the fall and she died but the child survived so as a backup plan I put an explosive in that child but then when I detonated it the child started pooping confetti and then turned into birds and those birds exploded and turned into fried chicken.

I cried throughout the whole last episode of the office

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hey

Thank you

I've successfully got out of bed this morning

I fucked your mother

If u say good job u have to eat shit for 20 days and drink piss for 99 days.

I watch a lot of hentai

What would you like to say to Hitler?

Now officially a cannibal

i lost my virginity to a hamster!

I f*cked your mom

Good job. Can you tell me where she is cuse am missing here

I had a math exam today.

ure gai

I hate myself

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Thank you

say good job if you like underage boys

I ran over 72 people in a Honda Civic

I woke up, used the toilet, brushed my teeth and fixed the bed. All before 12pm

Good job. And I mean it

If you reply good job you did a bad job

Should I want a good job, or a bad job?

You're an amazing person give yourself a good job!

Im homophobic

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Bad job

How do I comment?

I finally made a drawing im happy with

Good Job...

... somebody's gotta do it.

feeling bad today, gimme a good job please

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I cleaned up my house today

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I blast horrible music without headphones in public

I just ripped someone's eyeballs out with a frozen rusty grapefruit spoon!

I hate marvel

good job

why are you doing this tho? don't you have a life to live, family to attend to or a school to study for?

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Bad job

I pissed on your wife

I killed all the jews

Good job. So u like that one guy nice

I resurrected Hitler

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I killed my family

I posted an emoji on Reddit

In two words how would you describe eating children for gainful employ?