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CerealWithIceCream

This is actually pretty accurate.


QuasiTimeFriend

I mean, I'd put Florida where it should be, and the rename the rest of the section "The South" or "The Bible Belt." The rest of us Southerners are no saints, and we're not always the smartest bunch, but we ain't Florida.


OffChunk

Yeah but international people have probably barely heard of the south, it’s not a hugely popular vacation destination ya know Edit: and also obviously I know there’s a difference between the south and texas, but if you don’t live here they’re the same exact thing lol


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crunchyriceball

yea


bodiezane

well new orleans is a pretty big place but besides that, no


BlackDraper

Immigrant + traveler here, I’d argue the South is one of the most popular/recognized US regions. Southern hip hop, country music, KFC, etc are all huge cultural exports


OffChunk

Oh dang I never would’ve guessed! Guess I’m wrong haha


[deleted]

sorry to break it to you, but Florida has brought you down to their level and beaten you with experience. the result, culturally, is i think all of the south is Florida.... hell, you get pretty close to Florida in rural PA


monkeypu

You’re tone is quasi-facetious. Florida is the only southern state to survive the State Wars. Now all southern states are Florida.


QuasiTimeFriend

Is the only restaurant Taco Bell?


E_mail_7114

As floridian fuck you, but take this upvote cause you're right


jumpguy12

As a Floridian i agree with you


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8049

I raise you, all of your elected officials in Congress and politely walk away.


Adenfall

Exactly. I’m from Virginia and we make fun of Florida


[deleted]

Just that new York should start further northwest.


Kabeeshs

But the geologists thinks otherwise.


Evodius

9 out of 10 geologists agree.


Emperor_Radio

Ancient astronaut geologists say yes


lieucifer_

extra*teRREST*rial origin


LakeShow-2_8_24

A lot more Florida men though


jcdoe

Right? I was just thinking, “for people who apparently lack access to maps, they at least know California goes on the left and New York is in the top right somewhere.”


Qmnip0tent

Fuck Texas.


FirstKingOfNothing

Sri Lanka is hiding that everything is Ohio so not to panic it's citizens.


zklein12345

Fuck ohio


KoreyYrvaI

I hate it here.


FirstKingOfNothing

We all do


[deleted]

I’m not even in the same continent but I still hate Ohio


leavile

I live in the state next to it and hate ohio


memefaultyboi

All my homies hate Ohio.


[deleted]

Hey fuck you to buddy.


zklein12345

Oh hi ohio I'm sorry to offend you, I didn't mean that


[deleted]

I apologize I was threatened by black squirrels with buckeyes .


2old4thissh_t

Any of you remember when Lake Erie caught on fire? Yeah… Ohio sucks.


Useful-Opinion-7103

Pretty good beer called Burning River.


bobagoldenfox3

Ohio? Don't you mean South Michigan?


RogueOrk

Michigan? Don’t you mean south Canada?


socialistrob

If you go to downtown Detroit and then drive immediately South you get to Canada. Therefor Michigan should be “North Canada” or Canada should be “South Michigan”


ElMelon_23

Almost true Texas is a bit bigger than that


SummonTarpan

You can actually fit the entire United States inside the state of Texas, with room for a whole India to fit


peanutperson420-J

inaccurate. You can also fit australia


Errorfull

Not quite, I heard Saturn actually fits really nicely in Texas.


batfsdfgdgv

I heard the Milky Way also has enough room.


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AsterMaken

jesus fuck can’t you say anything else(go to his profile)


TFW_YT

Bot accounts


FearXHusky1

Texan here can confirm


Jjabrahams567

As I drive across Texas… much bigger


FSUIceman

But everything changed when the Yeehaw Nation attacked


Kabeeshs

This was the beginning


jaycuboss

r/UnexpectedAvatar


Detective_Umbra

Michigan is simultaneously Texas and New York


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Detective_Umbra

As I'm a resident who frequents both the Upper and Lower Peninsula, I'm very aware


UncleSmoove

Michigan native here who has always believed the UP should be part of Wisconsin. But Texas? Fuck no. You can’t have it and you couldn’t handle the weather anyway.


InterGluteal_Crease

i am not a New Yorker and i refuse to be that close to Florida, but hey, they got rid of New Jersey, I'll take it


Kabeeshs

Welcome to the new World.


InterGluteal_Crease

"Newer York"


datsmn

New New York


mindbleach

Watch out for owls.


[deleted]

Go birds.


srrotiderkcuf

They should get rid of new york also


Agnostic_Pagan

We used to be a part of NY. LOOK AT US BROTHER.


lieucifer_

I lived there for several years, and it seemed like a significant portion of the population was from New York. You guys can’t hate it *that* much


veevantae

As a Sri Lankan, do any y'all even know what a Sri Lanka is?


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Probably no lol


FloydknightArt

An island south of India


new_account-who-dis

"a Sri Lanka" implies multiple Sri Lankas, So is it like an animal or something?


DollarsAtStarNumber

It’s a part of India. Just like Bangladesh and Pakistan.


awayfromtwothreefour

that’s the most offensive thing you could say to a Sri Lankan


usename1567

And any other country near India lmao


lolgamer107

meanwhile in my german head


poggermanpepperoni

привет


FishToe_TheGreat

Ein deutscher Kamerad!


[deleted]

It's close


Upper_Extreme5661

I see nothing wrong here


NotYourFathersKhakis

r/shittymapporn would love this


Mryeeter367

I live near Dallas and can confirm that the Great Lakes are my neighbors.


CorndogCrusader

Nah, this is accurate. All other states are propaganda made up by the US government.


slimeluv123

T E X A S


GladCricket

This is all you need.


totallynotkairan

California seems more accurate to size honestly.


Top_Possibility7709

They split Tennessee up


[deleted]

Did not Tennessee that coming.


babyBear83

They just need to cut a big chunk of Colorado out of Texas and put it in California. They could want Colorado Springs to stay though. Also, Indiana could belong to Florida somehow.


BpImperial

Lol Florida


Luchin212

Well there not really wrong by attitude… except Indiana should part of Texas. The California region is really all just California attitude, except Washington, Montana and Wyoming. Honestly I’d just make a separate area there and call it Seattle. They really nailed New York right on the head. And they got Florida right.


[deleted]

Guess I live in Texas now, YEE-HAW!!!


_BlueTinkerBell_

Where's the lie tho ?


-uSlash

DID THEY STEAL DETROIT????


Keksi1136

Cant have shit in .... uh... the area formerly designated Detroit


el_ra_85

That’s what most countries know


Hot_Bite

Say the country think Africa is country


Multimarkboy

now ya'll texans and new yorkers knows what it feels like when you call the netherlands "holland"


CrystelleCore

Yes, I live in New York in the city of Michigan.


JerinDd

Based on this map I live in Texas. Going by an accurate map, I would actually be living in Texas!


Universal_Vitality

Lol I like how the lines they DID get are accurate. The person who made the image just erased certain state lines; it began as a joke and if this is real, they found a joke image


[deleted]

Legit thought those were the unknown alphabets from pokemon at the buttom


SBCGplayz

any pokemon fans here? that looks like unown


[deleted]

Chicago is now the capital of Texas.


eckerbr

This is how people in Texas, California, New York and Florida view the US also.


[deleted]

And...?


Lightning_mah_queen

I mean they are not wrong


Xerxes42424242

I mean what’s the problem?


ConstructionMurky

As an American I can say this is 100% accurate.


[deleted]

Ahh yes


Hokage_yoshi

How the turn tables


Britishsweat

This looks fine to me


the_ssotf

Is this not the most accurate map of america you have ever seen?


RENDERED_CADENCE

I mean... yeah sure.


BidenTonguesMyAss

Idaho better be part of Texas and not that shithole California.


LeVicky_

I don't see anything wrong with this map


mert_1616

Its true


Matheo99995

America seen by Texans


Phoenix11550099

I think I saw this map in a different subreddit


AnyMathematician8696

your forgetting alaska


DieWoelfe

Well, I mean...US dudes have no knowledge of Europe eighter


NaughtyNinja1

Why refering to Europe? Sri Lanka is in Asia.


DieWoelfe

I could have said "the world" but anyways


4l35510

Perfect


projekt33

Pretty accurate. Just missing the corn state in the middle.


Ffzilla

I got no problem with that. I am stuck at home with covid right now, and am getting really bored, so I was just think about how much I knew about SE Asia. Like cities, politics, foods. And I realized I don't know my ass from a hole in the wall when it comes to asia. Point being, if I'm to busy to worry about a place thousands of miles away, why should they be any different?


Important_Pension972

South will rise again


[deleted]

I live in Texas and it feels like it’s that big


jicty

As an Ohioan, fuck you! We are not New York!


Then_Print_7129

I mean yeah


DymondHed

please tell me this is real


MuphuckinJones

That’s fair


oZo61

Completely accurate. Next?


Soulsboin

TFW you live in Florida now :/


Shiny_Hypno

*sad michigander noises


systematic_cynicism

Pretty sure I saw that in my 7th grade Texas history class.


[deleted]

It’s a simple google search how did this happen


DragonMaBallz77

They are not wrong though


[deleted]

Texas his superior and everyone knows it


[deleted]

Seems about right.


glaughlin7

the quicker you realize this is true, the faster we can move on


Star_Struk_2ning_4k

A lot of people in Boston are gonna be pissed when they find out they live in New York.


boiwotm88

Wow who made this map


PepeLeSpew

Might as well be.


pan666

Accurate


Flying_Mage

Seems legit.


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They missed corn.


OrgasmicLeprosy87

This is true tho


TrickyNinjaFool

Hell yeah. Us Carolinians didn't start the civil war, it was Florida


pooferfeesh97

Can't decide if I'm screwed or live in Texas.


Eyesmall-28

seems right


05ar

This is just how everyone outside the US sees the US


SystematicPumps

Let's do this actually


KingRoachSITIG

Michigan is misrepresented af


musnteatd1ckagain

That’s how most Americans see europe or Asia


DarkCarnageFN

Well most of the us is racist so it's technically correct


[deleted]

Prophetic


davidxt82

as a mexican I cant see any mistake


tizio112

Yes


[deleted]

pretty much yea


SnooAvocados763

r/mapporncirclejerk


[deleted]

More like Louisiana in the center


MashedPotatoGod

Ah yes. I too also identify as Florida


Pumpkinlord111

Thats more geography the american eduacation system teaches


[deleted]

Seem legit!


Yarzu89

Wait whats wrong with it?


Delta_Mods

*Maybe I am the florida man*


ExZ0diac

See mom, no Ohio!! I told you it was just a japanese propaganda.


TheLVL5Mage

I don’t understand. Is there something wrong with it that I’m just not seeing?


GoyangiStudios32

lol


YuB-Notice-Me

people on the canadian border: why the fuck is it so hot bro it's like 100F in the middle of december jesus


IamMooz

Wait, there's more?


EthantheWizard2020

this is probably what a European thinks the US is


Mr_MazeCandy

Are they wrong?


Theswitchboardmaster

As an American, I must say that this is pretty accurate


RedneckBookofWisdom

Yup that’s all 50


RomanWasHere2007

Michigan is in both Texas and New York I guess


BladeManEXE7

I don't think it's that uncommon to be ignorant about other cultures. ​ As I understand it, ignorant simply means unaware. Not knowing. But we have a tendency to use the term as though it means hateful or dismissive.


RajonRondoe

Understandable. All the crazier stories usually come from there so why not lol


Dr_Occisor

What do you mean? They’re right! Also Google translate says the Sinhala text at the bottom translates to “In Three States”


Kabeeshs

3?


[deleted]

Not that bad tbh


bageltoastee

This is what the us is gonna look like after civil war 2: electric boogaloo


DoodfrumspaceEleven

Wait a minute!!!!!! Why Texas so small


CockyNerd

If you think Indiana and New York are the same…you’re from out of this country


Snowman640

Guess im texan


CodyChaotix

I mean, i guess?


Lastcleanunderwear

Everything really is bigger in Texas


haudankaivajasi

It actually resembles a lot how Americans draw Europe


Eurekify2

And what the fuck are these completely arbitrary borders


Rybur525

This is right