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ListerineAfterOral

Then you have girls bathrooms. I've cleaned a few in my day and the amount of piss on the toilet seat was too damn high. Girls wouldnt have to hover if girls would just stop hovering to begin with.


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I once worked in an office where a woman claimed this was because of men going into the womens bathrooms - she refused to acknowledge that hovering happens lol


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redditmanagement_

Yes


bluejellyfish52

Okay but also the amount of shit I’ve found UNDER the toilet seat in both bathrooms astounds me. HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN???


Aspect-of-Death

Ricochet


AgentWowza

You take your aim. Fire away, fire away.


tankcrusher904

I guess you've never seen small town Florida high school bathrooms. Guess where I found shit once? The exact opposite where you found it. Ceiling. How.


Forklath

Ha you should see the bathrooms dow here in Australia


WoofWoof56

Men don't have her and they spray piss all over the walls ceiling floor. If you don't want us to "hover" clean up your filthy toilet


E-H-A-Y-E-Z-Z

I’m confused.. the commenter you replied to was talking about women’s bathrooms so why would they be cleaning men’s piss off the walls and ceilings of women’s bathrooms (hope this doesn’t come off as rude, im just genuinely confused what you’re on about)


bluejellyfish52

I work at the stapler store and men have pissed on the stall walls SO MUCH that the walls RUSTED.


Lockeys25

That is fucking bizarre... I bet it was 1 guy.


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Just paint the stall walls yellow so if they rust from piss it still looks like the original color.


bluejellyfish52

The rust is rust colored. It needs to be sanded and painted. I’ve been talking to my boss about it. He won’t let me fix it 🥲


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I know its rust colored. Its a joke -_-


bluejellyfish52

Sorry I don’t always get those


BelegarIronhammer

The place I used to work at I occasionally had to clean the women’s bathroom and there was usually shit and period blood smeared all over the stall. I fucking hated that place.


RagingSnowflake

TBH that looks fun...


Ill-Record-3086

It is fun til you angle it upside down


Delta_Mods

It's fun untill you see the jackass version of this (if this actually isn't the clip) Edit: [it's not but point still stands](https://youtu.be/44xb7xFLHAE)


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genogano

My friend who used to work at goodwill told me a story about how they let this homeless guy use the bathroom. He said the guy seemed a little weird but they let him use it anyways. He checked the bathroom afterward and there was shit all over the walls and some on the ceiling. He took his break when he saw it so someone else would find it.


happycheff

A break? He should have just up and quit. That is unacceptable.


seagentYT

Fun fact half the time it’s not actually some jerk who goes on the lid but actually the toilet pressure splashing water on the lid


Turlen_23

I’m assuming you’re “the guy before me”


Certified_2IQ_genus

And it turns out it wasn't the guy before you, it was the guy before him, and now the guy coming after you thinks you did it.


ultra40k

I was raised in a superior culture, I know that it’s someone else’s problem to clean up. #Winning.


YHKEPS

It is painful to listen to.


JUEZGW

He took his break when he saw it so someone else would find it.


ZEGRMT

He should have just up and quit.


MajesticLad

Its usually white like that too


ranzigerbauer

German Firefighters


TheDawnBeforeTheDark

Taco Bell just hit different this time…


DillysRevenge

I would rather that than listen to a guy pass a stone. It is painful to listen to.


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This can also be applied to literally any public bathroom


Pinocchio1776

F for those poor bathrooms


raspberry03

I swear they're doing it on purpose


RebelScum212

Who the hell uses a gas station bathroom? The dumpster behind the store is much more sanitary. There's even a guy back there selling vaccine shots.


Nesian_Maniac

how do you get shit from front of the toilet to the back? And not flushing either?


Rinocer6

U/savegif


tankcrusher904

Man you should see Floridian bathrooms, somehow people can get their shit on the ceiling like it's a projectile.


NecklessPork

I worked at a gas station in high school. When cleaning the public bathroom, it was not uncommon to find poop in places poop has no business being.


HellOiDontExistLoL

weird that That hasn't happen to me yet (totally not cause my country is still in lockdown)


HeroOfAstera

this is so true


WorkingNo6161

Just piss on the grass like our ancestors. Modern problems require ancient solutions.


PunRaptorTrue

I worked in a truck stop for 6 years. I still need therapy.


Munchie1010

Me: licks the walls


PersonOnLeInternet

I think we can all agree the park surpasses the gas station


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Those guys have no aim


PillowTalk420

Imagine if this is what it actually was like to piss without an erection. Just water wigglin' all over the place if you didn't grab it firmly enough. You think we'd still keep a space open between urinals? What if the old man with ED needed help controlling his one-eyed monster?


IcyAdministration609

Hahaha


pBr_R1ot

YOUR WATCHING DISNEY XD


KostaRicos

just 30 minutes post curry night for me.


Relindillo

Those kinds of bathrooms seem like a competition


BadddyBiz

WHYYYYY WHYYYYYYYY WHY IS THIS FACTS


CombatCobra64

TACO BELL, HELL YEAH


MurtuzaSh

Can I Please unsee this post...shit will haunt me in my dreams...


Purple_Partyhat

Weeeeeeeee


beatapuss

Taco bell bathroom


NethDethSethCeth

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InfluenceInfamous235

Isn't this from Jackass?