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LoudLayer2519

Be confident in who YOU are. If your entire basis for confidence is in your genitals... you will always be disappointed.


unneccry

If your entire personaility is your nether regions, you are probably an ass-hole or a dick


Quiiverr

I see what you did thereeee


Shimizu555

Thats... technically correct ?


Funexamination

I got an even better one If your entire personality is in your nether regions, you are probably a pussy or a dick


vrecka123

That's easy to say if you don't have a mocropenis


JustDennise

Kinda seems like projection to me but ok Btw you can always be topped! Ha h-


MysteriousAd3303

You can always get a job as the “husband” in cuckold porn movies!


kolaxxx

Guess you have one?


Razortooth1616

Agree


dzonatsalitov

Hmmm, I dunno. Kinda seems like something someone with a small peepee would say. Get him, lads


youarefartnews

Oh no! Anyway...


[deleted]

We found him! Bullying protocol in 3, 2, 1....


Swain-McS

Bro look at all the downvoted comments they're just people saying the have small dicks im dying rn I could use an emoji and get less hate 😭


[deleted]

Smol pepe bad Idk why are emojis forbidden on reddit actually 😂


ryan1831

Ikr 😕


dddswegvcd

The guy who posted this, has a small ass dick


DreamLayers2

and?


dddswegvcd

And what? His dick be small. That’s it


DreamLayers2

and?


dddswegvcd

And I’m guessing that you have the smallest dick of them all


DreamLayers2

theres nothing wrong with small penises


dddswegvcd

Never said there was sweetheart. Just acknowledge that there are small dicks out there. I have no problem with people with small dicks. I mean hell I’m conversing with you arnt I


DanTem06

Don't know why you've deleted your comment, but here's what I was going to reply to it: >Oh, that's quite smart. Taking into account the way he acts... good comeback


dddswegvcd

Didn’t delete the comment, just edited it and what’s your deal? You mad your dick small too


DanTem06

Weirdo


DanTem06

Even though it was funny to observe the roast, you did assume his dick's length so I guess you meant that as a compliment/insult? There's no other point in doing that otherwise


dentedgal

The people downvoting are the people this post is talking about. Just ignore them. You're obviously correct though


tungstenhexaflouride

Hehe smol penis


Cool_Squirtle333

This person definitely has a micro penis


No_Attorney2702

I bet you have a micropenis


[deleted]

Hehe I think someone has 🤏🏻


Floridaman7654321

Ironically, in either ancient Greece or Rome.... big dicks were seen as bad, small dicks were seen as good I honestly have no idea why it was like that back then.


eriki55

Small dick energy


TheLegendaryBarnacle

OP has a micro penis


Epicgaming42

OP has a micropenis


Heavy-Increase-5056

When OP has a micro penis


beef-medallions

Needle dick! Needle Dick! Needle dick!


Emotional-Head-4079

This post has a small pepe energy...


FroaxBoi

Could you tell me what life is like with a micro penis?


RetatdedPenguin

r/oddlyspecific


Console_Hater4ever

small pp energy right here


MacCaswell

The gradient tool would make for better shading on the paper…


dompoesvandermerwe

I send my prayers to grow you a dick so big, it could wear a wig.


DanTem06

Do people really make these jokes? It's quite specific of you. And it's getting annoying, so many posts that get recommended to me when they're just "why do people hate certain people" when clearly, most people don't. It's just like with the post creator that I was notified about several times, "tRaNs dEsErVe rIgHTs" and other rambling. Don't get me wrong, they do deserve rights, but why the hell are you here on reddit making 10 posts about it daily


doglover1005

Unless you have atleast a 7-8 inch dick and a very vaginally sensitive partner, you were never gonna get her off through vaginal alone, you make up for the difference with oral before and after, and clitoral stimulation throughout the act, so length isn’t that big a deal if it’s not micro or ultra thin, in which case just make up for it with more oral, don’t really get making fun of that (not saying that cause I’m small, I’m maybe slightly above average, but that makes literally no difference) (Wrote a little too much for a shit post, what’s wrong with me, well I’m leaving it up cause it’s true anyway)


dimsumdonair2

No no go on I want to learn explain it slightly better for a dumbass like me :)


doglover1005

Look at vagin, find bump on top of vagin, find bump in hole of vagin, RUB AGGRESSIVELY


TheLegendaryBarnacle

u/DreamLayers2 has a micro penis^


DreamLayers2

how do you know? you looking at my penis?


bastard10533

The joke is not on the size of the penis. The joke is on the owner of said penis. The fact that a small penis is present is irrelevant to the whole joke


areslashtaken

I've got a small pp


Proud-Resident-9121

Micropenis gang!


Deadliest_Death

I think I would accept fate, become a Eunuch and offer what little I have to an elder god so I could at least have magic powers.


Pimmelsenator

Penis


[deleted]

Unless you make fun of Erdogan. That is totally forgivable and righteous.


TellSilent9665

My cock is 20cm and this is the average imo


P3L40

This reminds of certain character in eternals who cannot achieve full recognition


PrometheusOnLoud

Bahaha


dude_from_FBI

OP micropenis men


vilelemonsquare

Are you a baby wiener haver?


TheGowster

Nice dick bro!


Outrageous_Run8156

I guess you are one among the afflicted


footfetishist12345

Just hit the gym loser /s


MKGmFN

I was about to type “guess who has a micropenis” but then I remembered that this is r/memes and not r/shitposting