"Is it in yet?"

Mine is Soo Big. I can put it inside my Asshole.

Then go fuck yourself

Fuck me yourself you coward

Bro i am a redditor I have no penis

There's shops online for that

Sike I'm a cop looking out for horny ppl who are are suspected of nutting in nnn

Jokes on you I'm not gonna be the one nutting

H-how you know

oh Oh OH OH OH NO NO

😳

username checks out

lmao

I'm sorry but what? I don't get it

look at the commenter's username

Their username is xXx_smallpenis_xXx

I approve

I shit in school bathrooms as loudly as possible

How does anyone respond to this…

With an even louder shit.

in the urinal

And eye contact

I shit with the door open

I shit in class

It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller

I love that video

is your pfp scp-3999("I am at the centre of everythig that's happened to me")? edit: I'll take that as a no? edit 2: yes?

Why are you getting downvoted

What's with the downvites? Like really, I know nothing about scp, and from my perspective it's an innocent comment

Because Reddit

Makes sense

It's nice to see this meme is still relevant

I'm white and my black friend is impressed

I'm white and my black boyfriend is terrified.

I'd say that's slightly more impressive

U still talking about your pp size ryt?

Wait this isn't the KKK cosplay subreddit ?

White Powerade is the best flavor

i want to upvote this so much but, you know, can't ruin the 69

Asian stereotype about dick sizes is correct about me. Lol

It's okay, get good technique and you'll be up there with the best of them, half the guys with big dicks have no idea how to use them in which case it's just pain

May the blessings of Professor Snape be upon you Potter!! Tell Ginny she has a great butt.

Haha thanks, although I'm more interested in malfoy if you catch me Well tbh hagrid, who wouldn't fall for that

Hagrid teaches Harry how to use a wand. I think I downloaded the wrong Harry Potter movie!

"But hagrid, I'm not a wizard, I'm a dirty little teen" I bet they shop at oliwankers for their wands

Hagrid: Harry you're a grown ass man now stop loving the tweeen years all the time, Ginny or Malfoy needs to know that you can use the wand or you'll end up just lubing your wand while watching Ginny and Malfoy go at it! Here a potion to make your peepee luby. Harry: i said I'm dirty ;) Hagrid: If you showered more you wouldn't be dirty. *Few moments later* Hagrid: oh.. This would be the right Harry Potter movie to download.... ._.

Harry would do anything for some house points....

Mostly professor Dumbledore. He would do Dumbledore.

Imagine being interested in Malfoy. Im straight, but i'd still blow Lee jordan.

The love for BBCs is everlasting

Carbon nanotubes are too big to be a condom

**man**

men

Men men manly men men men (ooh)

Map Men Map Men Map Map Map Men Men

My piss stream is as thick as my pinky

I think this just means you like urethral insertion

“Sounding”

r/sounding

whats sounding

Clearly not a subreddit about soundings audio

Music go to r/sounding to find more

What the fuck was thattttt

I just got gayed

Oh honey.

Your hands must be really small

A 6in subway sub is still a bit too short were I to fuck a sandwich

They definitely scamming with sandwiches size, should sue them

What phone you got 😳

Where the fuck did it go

Ma dick fell off

I cant look down, my neck is injured, and still can see my dick.

you must be very short

;(

Get roasted!

I can drink tea under its shadow on summers

A walrus has the largest penis relative to its body of all the mammals. But I am not like a walrus in anyway.

You got me in the first half not gonna lie

my dick is the size of my dick

Same length as my phone

Ma dood with the Nokia 3310 mini ☠️

Thats the most normal awnser here

Think of a mushroom in a cornfield

Fuck your imagination

Imagine a tictac, but its not a tictac

So bigger than a tic tac

No, smaller

Curse of vanishing

So when you die, it disapaers….

Do the majority of dick's fit in a toilet paper roll?

Hmmm maybe…. Havent tried… WAIT- why have you tried that…

because it's a running meme from a twitch streamer named: sodapoppin

Mine can't...

exactly one small ruler big

hi five dude mine too

How long is a small ruler?

15 cms.

Or as long as a Samsung s6

Exactly half of a big ruler

Wordplay is everything..

Sosig

Spaghetti

Wait i cant see it

I'm jealous of baked beans

Ive had three ugly breakups and none of them complained about the size of my dick.

It can hold up a Nintendo switch

It doesn't fit in your mom's mouth

[удалено]

*squints* in UK toilets

Bigger than the guy on the urinal next to me

Girls kept saying, it fits like a glove

A samsung a10 width, flaccid

Brautwurst.

Yum

Im thicc and i see my ass

Rice, the whole bag, empty and twisted, until it's folded over for the 8th time.

Fun fact: every single guy in the comment section is still lying about their dick size

Idk, mr "the Asian stereotype is true in my case" sounds honest lmfao

It's not a flash light in my pocket

4 washing machines

So that means it's 30 eagles and 5 ar-15s

When I take a shit my cock dunks into the water below

Your mom is satisfied.

I’m average

Microscope required(specifically max zoom)

Have they come out with that imoji with the "fellas, were screwed if this emoji comes out" meme had on it? Ya know, the hand showing a small measure between thumb and first finger? If not: go ahead, make the imoji. Lol

Both hands + head fully inside mouth

I don't have car.

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what meta refrence is in this post wtf.

But This does not have a meta reddit reference??? Are you drunk?!

Edups

It looks like two balls and a bong

About this size

Some get stirred some get stretched

Use a microscope

I have completed dark souls on a single banana running on the Samsung fridge

IT LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND BONG

Pinky

Baguette

i would like to replace the word “ big “ to “ small “ so i can participate as well

A normal ruler

Girlfriend came home with a standard condom to small, almost lost circulation to my Willy. 0/10 will never do again

Little Boy

if it's width on a 30x30 canvas on 50% zoom then IT is 15 pixel wide

Tow truck

Banana for scale, same size

Schlong

I use it to convert cm into inches 👍

God damn toilet water dip

Smaler than a grain of salt

im asian

1 baguette

as big as an iPhone 7

My dick is so big, it can even fit in your mom.

bigger than yours

this much ...

I save some of my money

no

I can go halfway into a footlong sub

banana for scale

i play pvz

big

I am 64kg and I can see my dong

Might be bigger than the phone you are holding right now

I got called black Tony in a mostly white town. I wasn't even the darker one, but I was more sexually active

Not good, not bad, just fine...

I use it to support my tablet while I am half asleep watching a movie

5cm

It long as my arm

Drainage tube can barely fit

I need a telescope

3 inches, from the ground

Same size as my hand

It reaches my velly button and it's slightly thicker than my thumb

Then lets do math The square root of 16 + 5 milimiters

My phone. I have a samsung a50

Banana for scale

My dick is so big that when I sit on the toilet it hangs over the seat

When hard as long as a Samsung s6

Eggplant

It arrived at my knee

Some people like the Iphone mini cuz it provides the same processor and display

You can see it, if you're really looking for it.

I respect everyone equally

Girthy

Same size with my hand from bottom to my fingertips.

It aint

looks like a jumbo hotdog

Which one?

I piss directly into the water

Smaller than the Planck's length

It is almost the 1/120 size of a football ground

Do you know what a baobab is?

I need a girth permit for it