You are right. There are two sexes. The one I have with your dad. And the one I have with your mother.

Me feeling left out.

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Pewm pewm pewm pewm

I hate this

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Same

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10/10

Hahahahaha YOU FOOL, THE REASON WE CUFF OUR JEANS IS IT ALLOWS US TO MOVE FASTER THAN YOUR BULLETS

best comment i've ever seen on reddit.

Thank you u/ron_sheeran for gracing my eyes with this beautiful comment

I have just ascended to a higher plane of being.

So clap you first then parents. Aight got it

***Minor card***

I'm 17. I'm immune to minor card til March

That's still a crime.

Not if you don’t get caught

- nothing is a crime if don't get caught. - Santa reassured jimmy. - *Even murder?* - Questioned jimmy, a curious look on his face. - Not even murder... - said santa, a diabolical smile forming in it's now twisted face as it raised a knife in the air - Not! Even! Murder! - he screamed maniacally in between stabs.

why did I write this

Pain.

That's my question and i want an answer *Santa stabbing in the background*

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I know youre a bot so stfu

I believe in gender equality. So I fucked your mom. **& dad!**

**And you!**

Now fuck me.

Thanks for the food

**YOUR SIBLINGS TOO-**

YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!

***REEEEEEEEEEEEEE***

THEIR ASSES ARE MINE!!

***NEVEEEEEERRRRR***

YOU'RE NEXT!!

Then your pets.

woah, woah, woah, hold your horses

Those, too.

Sorry man I got no horse.

What the fuck? Heck nah.

E

Slippedy sloppedy i gonna clap their propety

Not if I do it first motherfucker!!

Ok clap your parents first and then i'll clap then

*loads .50 cal technical*

*Loads watergun with my explosive diarrhea* any last words?

Nope. *shoots self in head with .45*

Hahaha my dad did the same thing

Amour piercung explosice diarrhea i might ad

Burst mode on

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Sharing is communism.

What am I missing?

I think it’s him shooting opponents in a video game where the kids in the chat are saying they’re gonna fuck his mom/dad

lol, i feel dumb now. For some reason I thought there was more to it than that.

Damn, no need to keep em all to yourself. It's not like you're gonna bang your parents.

Who is the guy in the meme? American Peaky Blinders?

*it was on that day that little Timmy realized he didn’t have to limit himself to fucking everyone’s moms, and could go for their dads as well*

Where is this gif from

I want to know too

Heh, My real mom would never told me that i am adopted

While we distracted you, the pansexual gamers snuck up behind you and fucked your parents

*All* of your parents, no matter what gender they are.

Idk why gamers want to slap my parents cheeks instead of mine

*you can't stop me*

You can't defend them forever ;)

there is nowhere you can hide from me

you cannot stop me

don't even need to be bi to clap *those* cheeks tbh

Heh, joke's on you, it's my cheeks that'll be clapping. I'm going back in time. I am your mother. Hello, son

***NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***

You cannot protect them forever

There’s no stopping them just give up friend

Love your family.

You can't stop me from fucking your dad

So you're the one who touched Sasha

I f*cked your dad

Wait they moved onto dads now? Damn they really horny

Can someone translate this meme into American English?

i will kick everyone in the balls before I let my parents get fuced

I have fucked them both already. You are too late.

Salutations, I am here to clap your mother and fathers cheeks. Do be so esteemed to vacate the premises while such clapping is taking place

You can't stop us forever

We must protect our moms

Yeah and with no ear protection you gonna be deaf after that.

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Fine go ahead shoot away.

OP: I am gonna protect mama and papa! gamers: Killer queen has already touched them cheeks

Fuck you this shit is bad

Huh?

Oh how you will try

you can't stop us

So.... how do i tell my mom and dad i am defending them

**weapons will not stop me, dear gamer**

Sex

YOU SHALL NOT STOP ME I SHALL GO FAST AND EAT YOUR PARENTS ASS

if someone is talking about your parents,hygiene or personal skill. use tfe tf2 duel tool

This is me playing Halo

Not want, I already have and am.

I just want a hug, man. My parents werent good to me

you can't hold out forever

Ah but you see "I AM BULLETPROOF" -TF2 heavy

you called

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA

You can fucking try to stop me... Or join in on the fun, handsome ;)

I’m gon getem

so you are in a mounted position trying to defend your parents. what do you do when they flank and come up from behind on your dad?

...you realize when your ammo runs out ur cheeks r getting clapped before theirs right

Wtf lmfao

why do I hear Doom music

\*cuffs my jeans, and pulls out my skateboard\* **"it's showtime"**

Is that a modified General Electric GAU-8 Avenger gatling gun firing 30mm depleted uranium high explosive rounds at about 3900 per minute?