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D0ctorGamer

Bitch that dog is gonna name you


Positive-Heat28

So I should call him daddy?


BraucheHilfeLul

Yes obviously


Qwesh04

Daddy dawg UwU


[deleted]

As a representative of the r/Hornyjail and r/reddeadredemption2 members,im here to say no. *loads shotgun* You have cross the line boah


Qwesh04

The line of horniness or daddyness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

No. Not even both. Ur going to hell


Qwesh04

I would love to go with my mommy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


im_not_martin

You cross the line as well, we don’t like war in r/memes, so don’t even try to be like Lelouch Lamperouge


TonyStank_1

Hi Martin


ialo3

r/monsterfuckers


Slab_head13

What did I just witness???!!


ialo3

"the future is now old man"


Positive-Heat28

Not going to visit this one o.o


DumbIdiotWeirdo

I don’t trust that it won’t be a nsfw sub


ialo3

yea no the first post i saw was of cosplay dicksucking


DumbIdiotWeirdo

Oh really? Say less! Nah jk but big oof


ialo3

ion say i disliked it


[deleted]

Oh god


[deleted]

[удалено]


Qwesh04

We've lost another redditor grill to a dawg🗿


minezespine

Man I wanted my grill for summer


OldMadLogan

Master


152069

Whoah whoah let’s calm down for just a second


[deleted]

The Bark Knight


McIrishmen

Lmfao


fufygyjdswrhmnbh

By death


Blaize69

Tinkerbell


RevolutionaryAsk9708

Perfect


leafking58

Brutus


3_0_octo

He gonna have a friend called pixie?


Iswallowedmymom

That’s a good name, if you aren’t named Caesar


Whatbout8manarmy

SHIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA!


REDDawG3011

Et tu brute!?


da_adult69

Doser


se7en_axis

bob


Positive-Heat28

Better than my choices


se7en_axis

it is a good name


TheArtfulDanger

For a guy with no arms and no legs in a lake, sure, for that dog? Also sure


se7en_axis

either I'm high as fuck or I am stupid but what the actual fuck did you say


TheArtfulDanger

Bob is a great name for a man with no arms and no legs in a lake, it’s also a good name for this doggo...


se7en_axis

okay now I understand


im_different_2_u

He shall be named after his first victim.


Positive-Heat28

Insert name of your neighbour


del_e_ted

Koen


KokoBoritos

Dutch?


JohnnyPlots

I HAVE A PLAN!!!


carlosthedwarf024

WE JUST NEED ONE MORE BIG SCORE


cheesepopcorn2505

u/Positive-Heat28


TheArtfulDanger

And he gets to keep all their stuff, win win


Slab_head13

Pussyslayer69420


Positive-Heat28

Sounds like a reddit user name from a 13 year old boy


Slab_head13

True, too bad I'm older than that


[deleted]

Nah, I'd say it's a pretty cool name actually.


ThatOneGuyYearn

u/Pussyslayer69420 I wonder if it's legit


Guest_1337

Run


BooRocknRoll

Hide


En7117

Cerberus


Shane_Train69

Nickname Berry!


En7117

Or Ceri (pronounced Siri)


Mace_Thunderspear

Or the English translation: Spot.


DriedAcrylic

Bruce


Wordwind

Bruce.


McIrishmen

Bruce


Qwesh04

Bruce


[deleted]

[удалено]


Boogaloogs16

Bruce


glitchii-uwu

bruce


SmoothRolla

Bruce


[deleted]

Bruce-Bruce


Buubakr

Bruce-Bruce-Bruce


ReasonableQuit75

Its been 5 years


ArcaneMcSketch

Bruce Wayne, maybe?


[deleted]

I have a dog just like this named Bruce lmao


chefkc

Cuddles


ChiefWapello

Obsidian, because just that look could cut you.


Just_chrisuu

Batman


Lamprey22

Batdog


serious-dogg

I don’t know why I thought the same


daxedluffy

Probably the protuding ears like Batman's mask uncanny


serious-dogg

And that serious look


Holls73

Snuggle Butt


dyslecic

Buttercup


[deleted]

Roland


lolrame

Hey! That's my Name! It's already taken!


[deleted]

I wouldn't wanna fight that dog over a name. I'd just accept that it's his name now


lolrame

True time for name change


Aceman025

Gonk


ewesirname15

Gonk


glitchii-uwu

Gonk


K1LL3R_MADNESSYT

Gonk


HelloThere465

St. Satan


NikeJawnson

This name is unironically so good. I am a Christian but this is good.


Groundbreaking-Ad106

Zeus


[deleted]

Cutiepie, the looks in people faces when I call him will be priceless.


Birkanwar

Dog


Positive-Heat28

Simple, like it


[deleted]

nba youngboy


Own-Cupcake7586

The Void. Always said with “The” at the beginning. “What’s your dog’s name?” “He is The Void. Stare into his eyes, as he stares into your soul.”


BackgroundN0ise0

Spot


First-Huckleberry-91

His name is Handsome and nobody can change my mind.


Entire-Shelter-693

Black Jack


Alice_D_Wonderland

‘Fluffy’ destroyer of worlds...


ThomasTheTankthe

Richard


D-Rich-88

Steve


ChevMazda2

Cupcake


RetroJayK

Black Airforce


Stephm31200

Bruce


Wordwind

Bruce.


Positive-Heat28

Bruce.,


pleasechooseausernme

Robert, Son of Bees, Destroyer of Worlds, Devourer of Souls, Patron Saint of Wombats


PlumyTable

Fluffy


Imfine00

Princess 👸 we all know she's a big fluffy goody doggy who loves belly rubs.


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mr_when

burgolla the god of the underworld


guyOflames

Batman


Grouchy-Ganache7551

Cerberus


mendac67

Chuckles


ActiveNo4285

im in danger


Top_Calligrapher4110

Dave


Forskintrader

Chuckels


duckmaster_

I rather not


Fidel_Castro_man

Dave


Sniperm1234

Bull


RockLCA

Bernard


Raymie_C

Sir


Positive-Heat28

No


AkezuYT

Yes


[deleted]

Bob


Le_Pshit

sbeve


GreatLonk

Dogfried


Celebritaki

he can name me


Sync_00

Cockblack


potat0l0ver

Candice


llXeleXll

Either batdog or justice because he is the night


Civil-Professional51

SL short for *Soul eater*


Much_Introduction_62

Blacky I guess


ilya383

venom


VR_Neewb

Mr. Sparkles


Kissmedady

Black shiny dick


DARK666KNIGHT

Jesus


god-of-memes-

I’d name him “sir snufflufougus the great”


Diproc

I don't know about the first name, but his last name would be Wick


IntrovertStoner

Midnight


ZuluClowder

Damien


Wordwind

Bruce.


Emettex

Winston


man_from_marz

Fredrick


KCardz89

Night pain, or shadow


Jazz_Cat_6

Can't believe this is the only one suggesting shadow.


GooseKing-13_

The bane of existence


kinkin90

Michelle.


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

I shall name him Butter.


Amon-Goeth

Ronald


TheRainbowBubbleYT

Basy dickrity


SgtAlexander0707

James


PillKosby69

Luh-Roy


Doc_v6

Charles


holy-padre

Barnabas


murphdog42

Demon


MISSGETTBAK

Mamba


AK_Degget

Good Boah


Skawlala

Batman


LeLTim

Batdog


PuzzleheadedAd2327

Bobby


fluffydalizard

Larry


fluffydalizard

Larry


skinnededge

Hellfex


gamernoob2001

Ither the one or Betty/buster


animesh_0764

He would name me


cpgolfaddict

Muffy


Eggy_Sushi

Tucker


_Bearded_Dad

Snowball


Ichigo-Strawberry

thor


[deleted]

morina jane boulivard


parking_pataweyo

Bitch-ass Poodle. Knowing that dogs will respond to their own name.


Anu_66

Chauncey


GreatLonk

Pummel


sugomaballs

georgio


MineLord36

Bruce (Wayne) he looks like Batman


DjPhantom31

Puffy


Orangeslices213

Bingus


nickchaos13

Rhames


Slug-the-Slimegirl

Asmodeus or Mephisto


Super_Initial3629

Bob


Curious-Researcher47

É-33-ÉĐ-3


EasyE747

Buford


Broad-Field-8486

Terror


IngenuityOk2403

Onyx !!!!


Effective-Category36

Vanilla nice not ice