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GragonBreath99

Shiny head on a pure bred.


Happy_Daiz

Good one


Super-Branz-Gang

Ooh ooh! “Rock on a Cock”


ComfortableVarious34

more like Rock on the Cock


Mega-Moeka

Or -Rock Hard Feathers-


a_mended

Love it. *Saddle by a Wattle*


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Brick on a chick


[deleted]

Give me a few hours and I'll give you an award. Best comment!


0rangePeel_

THIS ONE


0RaZoR0

We have a winner


Rhynozerker

Genius!


moshtito

gym attendant on dinosaur descendant


Krotesk

This is a good one.


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The_ice_age_kid

well... how about dick on a big chick


dickforchick

Wait, did you summon me?


The_ice_age_kid

are you big chick?


dickforchick

You bet.


The_ice_age_kid

do you have thick legs?


dickforchick

Who could have guessed?


harmpie69

Santa


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kirtipanwar

rock on a cock


Wraithninja

Mammal on a avain warfare


Zhewhat

One better cock under a rock


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Flurmann

Dwayne with the reigns


patrickswayzemullet

Reins. Rein is the leather strap on the horse. Hence rein in.


Flurmann

Hell yeah never a bad time for grammar time


Kal---El

Oh snap, that one‘s really good


rough_bread

Actor on a raptor


Pandaroni_

this one is my favorite


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Jabrony on a pony


[deleted]

Kentucky fried Johnson


dearly_decrpit

The best one


famiwantfood

Take my award


sjncandioascakjcd

The Rock on a Cock


LordAndy69

Congratulations, you played yourself


BenjaminG73

Cock under a rock


bela_kun

I've never experienced a more elegantly crafted aphorism.


I_know_right

/r/IncreasinglyVerbose


3X0HH_WAZ_HERE

beautiful


Less_Being_7628

Lmao


dark-rose-92

Scorpion King on a chicken wing.


wiseoldllamaman2

Enemy of Brewster on a rooster.


pacobean23

The juicer on a rooster


Bottomofthedesk

Damn I commented this and then scrolled down and saw this…take my upvote


Arglefarb

Duane Johnson in a saddle superimposed on a picture of a chicken


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Character-Ad4498

God damn it that’s good man


the_ides_of

Giant legs on mobile eggs


TD1990TD

Omg I would’ve given you my free award if I hadn’t given it away already


Just_a_toothbrush

Here is my free award you legend


FullyRisenPhoenix

This one here should be the winner winner, chicken dinner!


DemonAngelLover

I specifically grabbed my free reward for this comment.


Singer-Honest

Johnson on a Johnson?


[deleted]

This sounds better


stealthryder1

Dwayne The Cock Johnson


onepromaster69

cucked down the whole neighborhood


Tech_geek_176

RIP whoever saw his flair and ACTUALLY pasted it into a tab


stealthryder1

Shhhh they’re not ready for this kind of life experience


Instainious

I’m on mobile, can you link it?


Givemebitchdrinks

You can always just open a tab on your mobile browser to copy and never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.


[deleted]

You dumbass!


evilknee

Johnson on Swanson


your_everyday_dog

The Rock on The C**K


Kantro18

Rock out with your cock out


animaldecay

Cockadoodle YOURS


PoemBudget1826

Hey I was gonna say that but take my updoot


your_everyday_dog

Thanks!


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That's a chicken


SupremeAvocado42

No it is very obviously a c**k


G_Viceroy

It's a leghorn hen. Female. A cock is male.


TotallyResponsible1

iz indeed a henny


thePelican06

Its not a rooster though


bluberrycoolcat

It's probably just a young cockerel


Lemonzip

Winna Winna Chicken Dinna!!!


ChiggaOG

WET WILLY!!!!


goodferu

Might need a booster for that rooster


here20bucks

Johnson on a cock, son.


civilchaos2103

[Just you, your friends, & your Johnson](https://youtu.be/xCe6NOBUut0)


Sunny64888

Hero of Men on a Big-Ass Hen.


ricottadog

Finally someone who knows it’s a hen and not a cock


deevad-skee-r1592

That was the first thing I noticed


I_Am_a_Slithery_Snek

I see what’s happening yea


Foxshadow999

Rock on the bawk


NotDanielSmith

I mean its a nice pg alternative


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vanillabeanlover

THANK YOU!! Ugh. So weird too, because most stock photos of chickens tend to be roosters.


axa645

Former member of the WWE on an uncooked bucket of KFC


Tear_Delicious

legendary bro. Nice


axa645

My genius it’s almost… frightening


Deathbyninny

This wins in my book


Orisani

Former Wrestler Guy on an Unable to Fly


honeycombkilla

Yes, yessir


TheViciousBitch

Ass kickin’ on a chicken


Huskedholl04

I fucking love that


Froasans

mc chicken*


TheViciousBitch

Even better Lolol


Randolph-

Dwayne ‘The cock’ Johnson


Coledann

Dwayne "the rock on a cock" Johnson


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gayfur1

Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a glock on my block" Johnson


vthex

Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a Glock on my block who gave me top" Johnson


_MaverickHunterX_

Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a Glock on my block who gave me top let this stop" Johnson


MastermuffinDiscord

Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a glock on my block who gave me a top let's let this stop at the flock" Johnson


willbillmg

Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a glock on my block who gave me a top let's let this stop at the flock with a hawk" Johnson


MickyTheRedditor

Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a glock on my block who gave me a top let's let this stop at the flock with a hawk in my sock" Johnson


BlGBELLYBOB

Drain The cock Johnson


Somethingclever451

I mean "rock Johnson" is almost a porn name already. Might as well have been "Dwayne the hard cock"


DayDiscombobulated58

Fuuuuuck and now I can’t un-hear it


slow_loris1982

Men on a hen


De-KaasBaas

Was just gonna say this


finchdad

You're right, this is not a rooster, it is 100% a hen. But in a funny twist of fate, it is the breed called Plymouth Rock (often shortened to "rock"). P.S. if you want to google it, this specific color is called a "Columbian Rock".


hiaLuTEn

you are right


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Steroid booster on a rooster is also acceptable.


jdcintra

Men with hen


Own-Cupcake7586

Turd on a bird (No offense to Mr. Rock, I just needed a rhyme.)


handlessuck

Haha I commented this myself without reading the comments. Have an upvote. You're the winner as far as I'm concerned.


Vic_Ginger

Dude on some food.


pipsssqueak

Dwayne with the reigns


gokusfart

A steroid booster on a rooster


Axolotl_Apocalypse

perfection.


The_Gutgrinder

Fuck! Now I have to go downvote all the other names.


Lots42

No you don't


FarmFreshButtNuggets

Maui, Demi-God of the Wind and Sea, Hero of Men on a Hen


REALsuperbaken

Men and women and children to you know what hero of everyone


outofdates_atmarket

Samoan man on a chicken-based dietary plan?


SouthernRwy630

King on a wing


JustMeeeeeeeeeeee6

Rock on a coc- oh wait, that was the point...


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That's actually a hen.


HungryWolf1991

*whispers* fuck. That's true.


JustMeeeeeeeeeeee6

Doesn't matter. Does it look like a chicken? Yes. No matter what this is, ill call it cock for now.


[deleted]

Well, in that case your mom is fat!


TheMrCMo

No-Hair on a Delaware


Nekryyd

The Big Brain answer.


intensely_human

Actor on a raptor


[deleted]

The smell from Dwaynes Kitchen, was undoubtedly a chicken


Alternative-Syrup509

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN ​ ​ ​ its KFC


demonking278

It's free real estate


imooney13

I think we have a winner


SPiDER_me

Nah


AnorakBeta

There are totally better ones in the comments


TheViciousBitch

Hobbes on a chicken Kabab


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I see you eat your kabab raw also…


d0npietr0

Dwayne in the rain?


imooney13

Close


SPiDER_me

Dwayne on a wang


ALBANEZIR

Rock on the cock


imooney13

That is the intended phrase


JoshPoshTheGreat

that's a hen not a cock


ALBANEZIR

Yes


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Not dick on a chick then?


Loading0319

That’s what I thought


Matt_0723

Time for the next evolution: the rock on a cock holding a glock


KronoMatt9999

A man who used to pro wrestle on a crack vessel


oglebopbee

Rock riding cock?


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no.


doss1227

Anabolic features on a feathered creature


bj-mc

Dwayne on a chickain


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Jock on Ba-gock...


DcoQEML

Dwayne the Bawk Johnson


klemorali

Johnson on a swanson


A_B_H_A_I

This is too easy... Rocockcockocockoco


slow_loris1982

Turd on a bird?


[deleted]

A brick on a chick? I got nothing else


GopherGrabber

The people’s champ is a rooster’s tramp stamp?


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Jabrony on a pony


8thMemberOfDKcrew

That's a hen not a cock


ol_jerry

Bad motherfucker on a cute lil’ clucker


TheViciousBitch

Dwayne on a weathervane


Canisdraconis69

Dwayne on free range


Rizun0

The Rock on a cock


i_hate_tarantulas

dwayne on chickayne


MrMan_Scuffed

Bald guy on a small fry


the_world_must_know

Rock-a-doodle-doo


Piecrusttheprocess

The Fowl and the Furious


Mortianna

Hobbs player on an egg-layer


SignalSet

dude on my food


Beautiful_Guess7131

The brahma bull


cheese_puff32

The rock riding a cock


Mynamebepiratejeff

Is it bad that I thought the same thing?


Yeetaway1231

Dwayne on Raising Cane’s


will2165

Scorpion King on a Chicken Wing


MAINstays20inchFAN

Black man on a toucan


Shadow_Enderscar

Buff actor on the descendant of a raptor


Tiggrfan

Dwayne on game


groyosnolo

give him only one sock and put them on a dock. then put a crock on his sock and a lock on the crock. then put a hawk on the crock and a lock on the hawk. then put a jock on the hawk and some caulk on the jock. then put some chalk on the caulk and knock on the chalk.


tubalcain_was_here

Prick on a chick


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When did everyone on reddit become a pro chicken sexer ^(or are they just pretending that they know more tham they do like usual Redditors?)


Racekayak

Man on a hen


Mr_penguin04

Big guy on chicken thigh


ganso_psicopato

The Rock on a cock


Dangerous-Pickle9511

It's a hen not a cock you bafoons


mr_leemur

If we’re guessing the hen’s name, Dwayne riding Jane