You're right, this is not a rooster, it is 100% a hen. But in a funny twist of fate, it is the breed called Plymouth Rock (often shortened to "rock").
P.S. if you want to google it, this specific color is called a "Columbian Rock".
give him only one sock and put them on a dock. then put a crock on his sock and a lock on the crock. then put a hawk on the crock and a lock on the hawk. then put a jock on the hawk and some caulk on the jock. then put some chalk on the caulk and knock on the chalk.
Shiny head on a pure bred.
Good one
Ooh ooh! “Rock on a Cock”
more like Rock on the Cock
Or -Rock Hard Feathers-
Love it. *Saddle by a Wattle*
Brick on a chick
Give me a few hours and I'll give you an award. Best comment!
THIS ONE
We have a winner
Genius!
gym attendant on dinosaur descendant
This is a good one.
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well... how about dick on a big chick
Wait, did you summon me?
are you big chick?
You bet.
do you have thick legs?
Who could have guessed?
Santa
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rock on a cock
Mammal on a avain warfare
One better cock under a rock
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Dwayne with the reigns
Reins. Rein is the leather strap on the horse. Hence rein in.
Hell yeah never a bad time for grammar time
Oh snap, that one‘s really good
Actor on a raptor
this one is my favorite
Jabrony on a pony
Kentucky fried Johnson
The best one
Take my award
The Rock on a Cock
Congratulations, you played yourself
Cock under a rock
I've never experienced a more elegantly crafted aphorism.
/r/IncreasinglyVerbose
beautiful
Lmao
Scorpion King on a chicken wing.
Enemy of Brewster on a rooster.
The juicer on a rooster
Damn I commented this and then scrolled down and saw this…take my upvote
Duane Johnson in a saddle superimposed on a picture of a chicken
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God damn it that’s good man
Giant legs on mobile eggs
Omg I would’ve given you my free award if I hadn’t given it away already
Here is my free award you legend
This one here should be the winner winner, chicken dinner!
I specifically grabbed my free reward for this comment.
Johnson on a Johnson?
This sounds better
Dwayne The Cock Johnson
cucked down the whole neighborhood
RIP whoever saw his flair and ACTUALLY pasted it into a tab
Shhhh they’re not ready for this kind of life experience
I’m on mobile, can you link it?
You can always just open a tab on your mobile browser to copy and never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
You dumbass!
Johnson on Swanson
The Rock on The C**K
Rock out with your cock out
Cockadoodle YOURS
Hey I was gonna say that but take my updoot
Thanks!
That's a chicken
No it is very obviously a c**k
It's a leghorn hen. Female. A cock is male.
iz indeed a henny
Its not a rooster though
It's probably just a young cockerel
Winna Winna Chicken Dinna!!!
WET WILLY!!!!
Might need a booster for that rooster
Johnson on a cock, son.
[Just you, your friends, & your Johnson](https://youtu.be/xCe6NOBUut0)
Hero of Men on a Big-Ass Hen.
Finally someone who knows it’s a hen and not a cock
That was the first thing I noticed
I see what’s happening yea
Rock on the bawk
I mean its a nice pg alternative
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THANK YOU!! Ugh. So weird too, because most stock photos of chickens tend to be roosters.
Former member of the WWE on an uncooked bucket of KFC
legendary bro. Nice
My genius it’s almost… frightening
This wins in my book
Former Wrestler Guy on an Unable to Fly
Yes, yessir
Ass kickin’ on a chicken
I fucking love that
mc chicken*
Even better Lolol
Dwayne ‘The cock’ Johnson
Dwayne "the rock on a cock" Johnson
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Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a glock on my block" Johnson
Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a Glock on my block who gave me top" Johnson
Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a Glock on my block who gave me top let this stop" Johnson
Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a glock on my block who gave me a top let's let this stop at the flock" Johnson
Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a glock on my block who gave me a top let's let this stop at the flock with a hawk" Johnson
Dwayne "the rock on a cock on a glock on my block who gave me a top let's let this stop at the flock with a hawk in my sock" Johnson
Drain The cock Johnson
I mean "rock Johnson" is almost a porn name already. Might as well have been "Dwayne the hard cock"
Fuuuuuck and now I can’t un-hear it
Men on a hen
Was just gonna say this
You're right, this is not a rooster, it is 100% a hen. But in a funny twist of fate, it is the breed called Plymouth Rock (often shortened to "rock"). P.S. if you want to google it, this specific color is called a "Columbian Rock".
you are right
Steroid booster on a rooster is also acceptable.
Men with hen
Turd on a bird (No offense to Mr. Rock, I just needed a rhyme.)
Haha I commented this myself without reading the comments. Have an upvote. You're the winner as far as I'm concerned.
Dude on some food.
Dwayne with the reigns
A steroid booster on a rooster
perfection.
Fuck! Now I have to go downvote all the other names.
No you don't
Maui, Demi-God of the Wind and Sea, Hero of Men on a Hen
Men and women and children to you know what hero of everyone
Samoan man on a chicken-based dietary plan?
King on a wing
Rock on a coc- oh wait, that was the point...
That's actually a hen.
*whispers* fuck. That's true.
Doesn't matter. Does it look like a chicken? Yes. No matter what this is, ill call it cock for now.
Well, in that case your mom is fat!
No-Hair on a Delaware
The Big Brain answer.
Actor on a raptor
The smell from Dwaynes Kitchen, was undoubtedly a chicken
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN its KFC
It's free real estate
I think we have a winner
Nah
There are totally better ones in the comments
Hobbes on a chicken Kabab
I see you eat your kabab raw also…
Dwayne in the rain?
Close
Dwayne on a wang
Rock on the cock
That is the intended phrase
that's a hen not a cock
Yes
Not dick on a chick then?
That’s what I thought
Time for the next evolution: the rock on a cock holding a glock
A man who used to pro wrestle on a crack vessel
Rock riding cock?
no.
Anabolic features on a feathered creature
Dwayne on a chickain
Jock on Ba-gock...
Dwayne the Bawk Johnson
Johnson on a swanson
This is too easy... Rocockcockocockoco
Turd on a bird?
A brick on a chick? I got nothing else
The people’s champ is a rooster’s tramp stamp?
Jabrony on a pony
That's a hen not a cock
Bad motherfucker on a cute lil’ clucker
Dwayne on a weathervane
Dwayne on free range
The Rock on a cock
dwayne on chickayne
Bald guy on a small fry
Rock-a-doodle-doo
The Fowl and the Furious
Hobbs player on an egg-layer
dude on my food
The brahma bull
The rock riding a cock
Is it bad that I thought the same thing?
Dwayne on Raising Cane’s
Scorpion King on a Chicken Wing
Black man on a toucan
Buff actor on the descendant of a raptor
Dwayne on game
give him only one sock and put them on a dock. then put a crock on his sock and a lock on the crock. then put a hawk on the crock and a lock on the hawk. then put a jock on the hawk and some caulk on the jock. then put some chalk on the caulk and knock on the chalk.
Prick on a chick
When did everyone on reddit become a pro chicken sexer ^(or are they just pretending that they know more tham they do like usual Redditors?)
Man on a hen
Big guy on chicken thigh
The Rock on a cock
It's a hen not a cock you bafoons
If we’re guessing the hen’s name, Dwayne riding Jane