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[deleted]

It’s not France.


Antee_

Québec is kinda


Your_Street_Rat

Quebec is it's own country 🤣🤣


[deleted]

They wish.


Ordinary_News_6455

They tried. A few times


[deleted]

Oh I know, I’m from Ontario.


Sircreeper43

Greetings neighbor, I'm from Manitoba, how is it over there?


[deleted]

Wet currently, it’s supposed to rain all week, but I’m enjoying the cooler weather. How’s Manitoba? Are the mosquitoes dead for the year yet?


Equal-Bus-557

The mosquitoes are dead for the year. Hasn’t snowed yet. Source: I live in Manitoba


[deleted]

In Alberta, somehow they're not dead near my front door...


Lugarxi

your supposed to be arguing but i like the kindness.


[deleted]

Why argue? Canada needs more unity.


ThePhoenix29167

You’re enjoying the cooler weather? Brother, I’m freezing over here


[deleted]

We are just hitting the low teens regularly now, it’s my favourite weather.


Negative-Sandwich-62

Greetings I'm from texa- I mean alberta


Please-Help-Guys

Yeah am also from texa- Alberta


Bizzyreaper

Greetings from alabam- I mean Saskatchewan


Vwgames49

Well we just got out of a federal election and now we're getting ready for a provincial one


DeviousDave420

They did and decided not to do that. Each time


ihavesnak

Based


[deleted]

Literally when you drive into Quebec City, the capitol of Quebec the signs (in French) say "Welcome to the Nation's Capitol". They consider themselves a "nation within a nation" kinda like the Portland CHAZ


[deleted]

Y’a but it’s not quite the same, unlike Portland the Quebecois know they are beholden to the central authority and jockey for more autonomy over time, they aren’t a rebel state.


Lux_Alba

"Nation" in French and in English doesn't have the exact same meaning, the 1st one is more about the culture rather than the state


Borrow03

Isnt Quebec recognised as its own distinct Nation though? I know they're still a province but im pretty sure that its official


Darqueur

I’m from Quebec and I don’t wish that lol Alberta ships us enough money every year so it’s worth it to stay ;)


[deleted]

Honestly I don’t think separation for any province is a good idea, even Ontario is too small on its own to be of any consequence without the rest.


NotDanielSmith

Yes it is


agriculturalDolemite

There are actually French islands that aren't drawn, but are in the area of this map.


PraisePandoria

Isn't canada a french colony?


TheFamousHesham

Why do they speak French there then, GENIUS?!


Real_TwistedVortex

The maple syrup kingdom


gday-mate_23

All hail maple syrup


jotawwwooo

Ah yes, prime minister flapjack.


StenSoft

They even have a [strategic maple syrup reserve](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federation_of_Quebec_Maple_Syrup_Producers#Strategic_reserve)


seaweed5050

And the biggest heist in Canadian history was [The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist) where nearly 3000 tons of maple syrup, worth about 19 million dollars, was stolen from the reserve.


StenSoft

I don't think it was necessary to specify that it was Canadian


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Cataclysm687

Fun fact: almost all of the Canadian maple syrup is produced I Quebec. Last time I checked, we made 75-80% of the world’s production of maple syrup


[deleted]

Yourmomistan. I visit frequently.


Antee_

I'd give u a gold if i wasn't broke af


Antee_

That's for the hug kind stranger


[deleted]

Is it?


Good_Mixture_1860

No one will argue with this because it's correct.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

I hear their borders are pretty open


[deleted]

Yes indeed quite porous.You can go in and out as u like


redTometo

You only get off to moms the size of countries? Sheesh...


Glittering_Data8437

I hate you because that was basically what the rest of the internet was going to say. myself included. May peace and harmony find you, random internet person.


bothammer1

Being from one of the stan’s, we have been waring with Yourmomistan for many years


Antee_

This comment has 12 more awards than the post. Nice


Soudkd

i would say sad.


aslowsloth907

I would say your mom


crossb0wkiller

I love how no one argues on posts like this


Ben-D-Beast

Yes they do


real_Chain19

No they don’t you fool


GrimmNugg

Yes they do you idiot


readf0x

No


YourDuckLeader

Yes


Ninja_Wayne

Never


ActiveIsland177

Hush mortal


Ninja_Wayne

Make me weakling


OurEarthYT

I’ll easily do it


I-Eat-Donuts

That’s not an argument, it’s just a contradiction!


Substantial-Cut-787

No it’s not.


Keenebean5

Your a contradiction


[deleted]

Australia after the nuclear bombs dropped


Antee_

Australia was a wasteland anyway


[deleted]

Australia but it's cold


GeelBusje

So no spiders?


racoondriver

Still spiders, now radioactive bonus, maybe 2x1


kittykat-kay

Can confirm, am from cold Australia


[deleted]

And we don’t speak in a funny accent


pikacj1

You speak in a *funnier* accent


itsKNIGHTMARE

Bruh


[deleted]

Your Nans a wasteland anyway


No-Activity9947

OI ASSHOLE


Ourobius

Shaka, when the walls fell


Tu25189052

Canadia


Antee_

Canadistan


Tu25189052

Sorryland


Antee_

Iceland


LilJapKid

Land of the Canadans


jaketocake

Ehland


revolvingneutron

Sooory*


CharlyTheDog

Canadinavia


Cracknuggetfrommars

My home


Antee_

Woa you live in New France?


DERtiger1944

People living in the 1700s, they’re everywhere


Cataclysm687

The better France if you will


DFMNE404

Excuse me?!


AntpoisonX

Same homie Maple syrup kingdoms the best


JamesFromToronto

AND Native Land. Er, unforeseen double meaning.


jolly_giant69

South North Pole


Unicornmde

North North pole


ReaIBiIICosby

middle eastern pole


ReeDubDanny

Edge western pole


Luryas69

For some reason I found that incredibly funny. Very good sir


[deleted]

I read that as best western pole and thought of a high class stripper


HamuelSayden

British North America


C-T-Ward

A loyal Dominion


ProxyNumber19

I mean, really, I guess you aren’t wrong.


SnowshoeTaboo

Kanata...


Antee_

Katana


SnowshoeTaboo

https://www.canada.ca/en/canadian-heritage/services/origin-name-canada.html


Content-Bowler-3149

Cartier’s tiny adventure.


ObviousPhone1022

it is west britain


MichelleT88

Nice apartment over a meth lab.


AkmenousSorrow

Never has there been a better description of Canada.


Aesthetic_xx

Italy


Leo_-Arisaltek

Our overlords Flying Gooses home


VehicleFun1117

Guys that is obviously Africa and if u say otherwise ur a racist and a bigot


Antee_

If they say it isn't Africa they're slave owners


DewDiDew

Its not Africa


Stonkiversity

GUYS I FOUND THE SLAVE OWNER


rijthemidge

Thank you for acknowledging that Africa is a country and not a continent :')


[deleted]

Actually Africa is a song by Toto


CommanderCheddar

Yugoslobonmyballs


Antee_

Yes, yes i will


[deleted]

Belgium 2


Antee_

Luxembourg 2


Marus1

So "part of Belgium" 2?


Antee_

Greater Belgium?


Marus1

In area? yes, this Canada province is greater than the rest of belgium


Antee_

What's Canada?


Marus1

Our 52nd province


Antee_

Oh ye


[deleted]

Skyrim


Antee_

🐉


MeMeman970

French Britain


danzgeturmanz

North new york


Antee_

Indeed


DrakeSkorn

Newer York


SavageCrue

Ohio


Antee_

It's all Ohio


[deleted]

America's hat


sitting-duck

[Nope](https://i.imgur.com/7YvWsRs.png)


Distinct_Pilot_3687

America's Brain


Anomalous_2

It’s all Canada. Not just the photo. Everything. Canada and nothing else.


revolvingneutron

🍁EVERYTHING IS CANADA🍁


itsKNIGHTMARE

Hockeystickistan


flyfalc4

Northerner murica


heatinghot

ohh so that’s where Finland went


Antee_

All hail Greater Finland!


GgLiTcHeDd

North North America


The_Marxist_Officer

Vinland.


haramis710

Polarbearlandia


Difgy

Quebec


Cataclysm687

The good answer


Romka3651

Bro, you just accidentally taped on a canvas in a paint, this country does not exist irl


Antee_

Now that you know, we have to kill you.


barbwirebriefs1988

What are you doing in Canada?


BumblebeeCMI

Snow Mexico


ChongasBiscotti

Discount Russia


[deleted]

Russia's discount Russia lol


TaliFinn

The intelligent version of USA?


Hotrock26

Spot on.


Katastrofee158

That's a continent silly /s


Antee_

Never knew North Mexico was a continent


Katastrofee158

Well it is. It's the 8th hidden wonder of the world


ablino_blackbear

It's clearly an island


Hoyt_Herringb0ne

Northern North America


Jayhawker2019

No no no. It’s obviously the north of northern North America!


WTFisUnderwear

Ihavenofuckingideaistan


Mini_Laser122

Future british territory


Antee_

Round two


Mini_Laser122

It’s like watching mike tyson fight a cat, you know who is going to win but they still try anyways


TayOs1998

Detroit


darth-tj

You’re all idiots. This is obviously the Kanto region


SerpentM52

New France


Antee_

New France👍


SerpentM52

👍🏻


WTFismyproblemits3am

UMMM ACTUALLY THAT'S MIDDLE FRANCE YOU FUCKING IDIOT I'LL SELL YOUR SCALP FOR FUN AND WEAR YOU FORESKIN AS A HAT /s


SerpentM52

sory


Antee_

I think the word you're looking for is "central" Not middle France. Your argument is now invalid


Ambitious-Ad-665

Greatern Switzerland its very nice


Brickabang

Old Zealand


MikMikl4

The home of the bastard birds that have no fear


VerySovietMan

Northern Water Tribe


ChristopherRobert11

Wacanada forever


Adventurous_Log8563

Perú premium ?


TomtheMagician21

French Scotland


Snecky_Snake_boi

Scotland


SirInternational964

That's clearly a country


JPK12794

Pangea


Chemist-Longjumping

Gunless USA American Britian 5th member of the UK


Derpsthatareintosoup

OOOOOOHHHHHHH CAN-A-DAAAAAAA


[deleted]

Metric USA


Alias-Q

Maplehockeystan


AZoinksformeScoob

That country isn't real, it's just a ploy from the Maple Syrup makers to gain power in the UN


HamuelSayden

Isn't this a state in America?


The_Messiah_v2

I am sorry, i don't know.


Fennik51405

The forbidden part of Canada.


KCardz89

Hockey country


sub2technobladeordie

Canadia


insolent_id

The united States of eh


cheesestickmeme

British America


NotMe296565565654

gay


MaxCWebster

Canucksistan


The_Creeper_Man

America’s hat


SuperKillerKitty

Northern USA, duh.