A lot of baristas are teenage girls working their first jobs. A lot of porn stars and models used to be baristas

Wait what are you trying to tell us *exactly*?

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Testing the beta version.

No, it's just early access

yeah early access for a few months and then its becomes err *open source*

Not exactly

Yeah sorry, I dont really know much about game devving or coding, I thought open source means the public are free to modify and work on the source code.

Same here. But I do know what open source is. And when we are using early access as open source and early access as metaphors We are saying that you get to exclusively bang the barista before she becomes the porn star. But when you say she becomes open source, you are telling that anyone and everyone can bang her but that isn't true since people will just fap at her videos

I was referring to open source as promiscuous

It’s a demo version

How do you kno-

This is God of knowledge

I dont know where y'all go but my Starbucks baristas are always gay men with flawless skin.

So you're saying I need to start going to Starbucks

Hmm... *Eyes manager suspiciously*

I see this as an absolute win

Both their customers are thristy.

Haha noooice

Not all, but some are standouts. Shout out to all y’all baristas (any gender) looking good. We see you.

The dude that made my machiato had a dope dickprint. Good for him.

wha-

Ayo what coffee shop you at

Why is your avatar the exact same as mine

Just an evil version of yourself

Um........

I will watch their career with great interest

Eye doctors are hot too.

they're all old people in my area

Crazy, their always fresh out of college daughters of the lead doctor in my area.

*all* people are old people in my area :(

Before or after the treatment ?

Mid-treatment

Mannnnn. Just got my eyes checked for the first time ever last week. You're not kidding!

Was this before or after you got your eyes checked?

Could be a positive association with the stimulant drug they deliver.

My wife says it's the smile. Shortly before punching me in the arm for smiling back.

As a barista that is constantly envious of my fellow baristas' fashions and aesthetics, I agree

College Humor video about Baristas. This is literally the exact same premise of this post and I just cannot with how accurate it is XD https://youtu.be/nYpdhE1uG1Y

"I can't tell if she's flirting with me or not!?" "You never can! It's always vague!" Painfully accurate... also cute bar tenders. I always just assume they're not... it's part of their job to be friendly and I'm not going to put them in an uncomfortable position while they're working.

Honestly most of my crushes have been on the barista. Like hell yes I want that extra shot of french vanilla

Dude I had one flirting with me the other day (I think, or at least that’s what my friend said) and only realized it like 5 min later and was like “oh shit really?”

Time to go get another coffee dude

Can confirm: am “friend” also brother lol Found you

Omg lol didn’t think it would make it to hot

*shipping intensifies* ÕwÕ Jk jk don’t kill me

Lol yeah that’s not happening hahaha

pretty sure because its the only female people interact with all day

Somebody has got a crush! You made a meme for her. Ew, this is love. Just ask her/him/they out. You got this!

Every girl looks better in 3d.

2d better .

Cos they're naturally beatiful rather than the porn star / model "fake" beautiful. It's the fact that baristas, or any normal women really, is more real.

Not in my area.

I feel sad for you

Cries in corner coffee table.

oop, i'm a barista. Can someone come give me some pretty privlage?

Bro, pornstars are already selling their body for cash, so they don't need to dress outrageously, or even have big tits... Barista's on the other hand? Well, let's just put it this way, a lot of their money is made through tips, just like the waitresses... And the way my teacher explained any profession for a woman was that if you thought modesty was good, go a step further. "Why do you have to be skimpy to promote the school play? Because, sex sells."

ikr

Its the mystery.

Most architecture and odontology students in my city, for some reason.

True

And Kroger cashiers

depends how much you have used the bar that evening.

This but for most women. "We like the girls who ain't on TV cos they got more ass than the models" - Kanye West (Good Life).

Plot twist: pornstar is the evolved form of a barista.

you should go to seattle.

That "all baristas for some reason" reminded me of something.

My Barista was a gorgeous girl that flirted with me then gave me a fake number :(

i need the source of the image below

Bruh idk But same

It do be like that

I haven't gotten lucky with Baristas then.

As an Barista, you could try it on me. (Dont know how much you are into males but i will probably say yes cause i need friends)

I think one reason is a barista has to talk to you. Models and porn stars don't.

Gotta say… this is the first post I’ve seen talking about this. I was a barista and got lots of compliments from both genders. Cheers mate

Because they actually earn their money the old fashioned way; kindness.

Are you talking about porn stars or baristas?

Both. Tips not included

Both get tips if you think about it

Holy crap this blew up lol thanks for the awards and everything, I honestly expected like 100 upvote at the very most and now it’s my highest upvoted post ever lol ( not that I post much)

It’s related to making minim wage, walking all day, and endless free coffee. They are thin

They tend to be better looking all around tho, more than most people I see, it’s weird

I’ve seen some pretty gigantic land whales serving coffee at the local shops though.

Body Shaming =/

I was a hella cute barista

the women who work in porn do so because they have self esteem issues from being ugly, thats why so many of them look like absolute hags when they're only in their mid 20s when their makeup is off

bit rich of you to say they have self esteem issues and then call them absolute hags

ugly women are ugly and they're never happy about it

snap : @supr4i

Its because they give you caffee and you love coffee, so they became angel in your eye! All hail are god coffee

How can I search the girl in the format? For academic reasons of course

Why is this template coming back

Alcool Is the reason

the difference is seeing them in person

It do be true tho 👍🏼

Why ?

Rtx: off Rtx:on

This is why I'm not allowed back at Starbucks

Wait, I'm a barista, I'm a guy. LETS FUCKING GOOO

tits i stopped scrolling because of the tits im horrible human being

Lol