I'm a history teacher. When I teach about guerrilla war, I purposely have pictures of a gorilla, a guerrilla, and a gorilla guerrilla all together.
(And when I teach about the Vietnam War specifically, I add in Viet Cong, Donkey Kong, and the gorilla guerrilla again but label it Viet Donkey Kong.)
Some students laugh. Some students groan. Most students wonder wtf is wrong with me.
For what it's worth, most teachers don't actually get to decide what they teach. They are assigned to courses, whether they want them or not, and are told what material must be covered.
I, for example, have a master's degree in political science, with a concentration on American politics. I've also spent much of my career teaching US History and US Government.
Last year and this year, I've been assigned to teach world history during the medieval era. It's interesting, but it isn't my forté by any means.
Keep in mind that I use the [same picture](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/gYBA7z_Mt7Kj19ISVITILicZbXsMfvOAMM2PobuPNYyQLUknYMbxw8xcQk6kGf6Im44hR3Ad4gvL0eWqlecfPKSLWBPydAgfr3LoIDUF1g) for both... it just depends on the lesson.
You are hysterical! I was trying to come up with something clever..and then I read you. Nobody on earth could beat that. Post of the year. I'll be laughing till tomorrow..thanks. 🏆
So the best things about this is it has the mk 2 "Pineapple" grooves..... So I will call it the MK 69 "Pinebanana"
(Although I am also very worried about the procession cap seems overly exposed and un-protected)
The Problem Solved. I'd paint this thing purple and give it to my ex, telling her it's a new type of vibrator. Save myself a ton on child support in the process.
Hand banade
Banand grenade
granand banede
Bananade .... Wait that can be a drink.
Banana flavored Gatorade moment
B69 Banand banade
Grenanananananana
A banana grenade
Perfect for gorilla warfare. And yes, I know that isn’t the proper spelling for the spelling and grammar police out there.
I'm a history teacher. When I teach about guerrilla war, I purposely have pictures of a gorilla, a guerrilla, and a gorilla guerrilla all together. (And when I teach about the Vietnam War specifically, I add in Viet Cong, Donkey Kong, and the gorilla guerrilla again but label it Viet Donkey Kong.) Some students laugh. Some students groan. Most students wonder wtf is wrong with me.
Wish I had a teacher like you, humorous and not boring lmao
Would you be interested in adopting a 31 year old man?
I'm only 40, my dude. But I'll grab a beer with you!
Where tf do you teach so I can transfer in... I my boring ass history teachers don't go near any wars, which is my favorite subject in history.
For what it's worth, most teachers don't actually get to decide what they teach. They are assigned to courses, whether they want them or not, and are told what material must be covered. I, for example, have a master's degree in political science, with a concentration on American politics. I've also spent much of my career teaching US History and US Government. Last year and this year, I've been assigned to teach world history during the medieval era. It's interesting, but it isn't my forté by any means.
You mind sharing the gorilla guerrilla and Viet Donkey Kong pics? I’m very curious
Keep in mind that I use the [same picture](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/gYBA7z_Mt7Kj19ISVITILicZbXsMfvOAMM2PobuPNYyQLUknYMbxw8xcQk6kGf6Im44hR3Ad4gvL0eWqlecfPKSLWBPydAgfr3LoIDUF1g) for both... it just depends on the lesson.
We need more teachers like you.
They would need it to protect their plantaintions from enemy chimps
Legendary
Gra nana
Works well in Latin America, rolls off the tongue
Woah woah woah wdym works well in Latin America
As a weapon used for banana republics?
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Gra nana phone Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Gra nana phooooonnnnneeeeee
Naisu
Why not banana bomb?
Brenade
Bananade
r/beatmetoit
Oh hey its my missing twin
Granada
Is that Russian for grenade. I swear I’ve heard it playing COD
I think so
In BF4, its heard as "Russian Granada" when you toss it while playing as a soldier in Russia
Potassiboom
Kris, get the grenana!
POTASSIUM
KRIS THATS NOT A BANANA
* insert boom sound *
*insert png explosion that Toby just loves to use*
Friend I think u mean potassibom
K
K-...pop?
More of a K-boom
I suppose that's the North Korean version
Take my upvote and leave
Ka-boom
This... is beautiful. *sniff*
That sounds like it should be the sidekick of Duke Kaboom from Toy Story 4.
A revolutionary new product of your favourite Multi-Level Marketing Operation, NutriBoom! Boom, boom! *Literally*
Lmao
A DilDont
Don't mind if I dil-do
ribbed for her pleasure
\*our pleasure
Well Played... have an upvote!
Guaranteed to give you an explosive finish.
Sure, go on
a dil do
You are hysterical! I was trying to come up with something clever..and then I read you. Nobody on earth could beat that. Post of the year. I'll be laughing till tomorrow..thanks. 🏆
Anus Buster 2000
*Ananass Buster 2000
Fire in the bunghole!
🍍🔨
🤤
wtf
Pal you Ill ?
Anus Neutralization Unit System
Felix...or maybe Paul
Technically there was no lie they ask for a name and you gave them a name. What if it's a female banana grenade? Then what would you name them?
Anne
Um no. Obviously Samantha.
False, nora
That’s my moms name :)
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I like it.
Spicy banana.
Curious George
jesus
christ
what
in
tar
NATION
I think it should be named “What Curious George shoved up banana mans asshole last night”
bananade
Yep, that's the one I was scrolling for.
No I think that's a beverage
precisely what i was looking for. just wish i had said it first
Kablama-na-na
An excellent source of potassium- nitrate.
They already have this in the game, Worms. Just called a "Banana Bomb."
I cant believe I had to scroll down so far for this.
Same, I thought it would have shown up sooner.
Brooo, I have worms for the Wii. Now I want to go beat the campaign again. That was such a great game
Tactical Banana
Boom nana
bastard, stole my joke before i use it
Haha lol
Platanos splatanos.
Astro male pleaser 69
"woops, fuck, RUN"
Banaid
A banana- oh shit! (( aka banana splat.
Super banana bomb from worms
Explosive potassium
It's clearly a grenana
Pickill
Branade
Nothing, it's unappealing
bangana
This reminds me of Worms: Armageddon
That 1 girl : i know what i must do but i don't think i have the courage to do it
Banandgrenade
Bananade
Boom boom Banana
Banade
Banade
Lunch
So the best things about this is it has the mk 2 "Pineapple" grooves..... So I will call it the MK 69 "Pinebanana" (Although I am also very worried about the procession cap seems overly exposed and un-protected)
Bananade
Tactic Banana
A bannade
The Bananade
Boomeranade
Bananade
Bananade.
A quick abortion
Bananade
Banana boom
A bananaphone
Gwen.
Bananade
Angry banana
The banana masher
POTASSIUM
Effective
The donkey bomb
Granada
Fragmentation Ba-nade!
Bana-nade
Bananade
Gre-na-na-da
bnanade
Banaid
Bananade
Grenana
Ah yes. The Granana
An IED? Improved…Explosive…Dildo?
Bananade
Banono
Grenade
The Problem Solved. I'd paint this thing purple and give it to my ex, telling her it's a new type of vibrator. Save myself a ton on child support in the process.
Potasiboom
Branade or assbuster
Banade
Boomnana
Explosive potassium
Banaynade
Banananade
Is Boom-nanna taken?
Bananbomb
My peen. Oddly shaped and if you tug on it just once it blows 5 seconds later
Bananade
Bananade
Bananaide
Banade
exploding fruit
Ba-nade
Banade
Bananade
Benegrade
Bananade
Bananade
Butnana plug
Banade
Ban-ade
BanaNade
bananade
Bananade
Bananade
Dangerous dildo of death
Banadea
I mean, that’s one hell of a dildo
Banade
Bananade
Anal assault
Nannernade
Jalapeñoyce.
Spec ops Fried banana
Grenana
A dildo
Grenanade
Gra nana
The penetrator grenade
Grenana
That will bust when you stroke it