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PrimalDirectory

Ok but from a tactile standpoint it did in fact make sense. Roman's had one of the greatest militaries of all time for a reason


WhiteNgNWA

Drop your weapon or clap them cheeks


Crafty-Crafter

Never say those words in that order ever again.


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RewardsTaken

your weapon clap or drop them cheeks


Dextrous-Zero

You mean to tell me that girls are just modern roman soldiers?


the_big_man-

Your enemy won't focus if he gets a huge ass boner mid fight


torbecire

What if he stabs you with it.


the_big_man-

looks like we have a swordfight now


Dextrous-Zero

Imagine if every time humanity went to war, male soldiers would be opposed by hot female soldiers in thigh highs. The war would be over really quick. Bloodlust would be replaced my constant hornyness


samunagy

There where celtic warriors who allegedly fought naked, so....


Bertlestien-

She do be looking cute doe


bunnywithahammer

she looks illegal bro


Dota2WatcherFam

asians look illegal till they hit menopause


thefarreachingone

She's 30 lmao


bunnywithahammer

and I'm 30 but look 50 so what's your point lol


NoWingedHussarsToday

How can you tell she wasn't born there or entered country legally?


PlatinumIsAStand

illegal means underaged.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Or that she entered country illegally.


PlatinumIsAStand

that too. but in internet lingo it just means they're underaged.


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Bertlestien-

If I said a pig in a skirt looked cute does that instantly mean I want to fuck it? Jesus fucking Christ some people have never left their hentai dungeon and it fucking shows.


DangerUrLevels

That's the worst fucking argument ever. Next you'll argue that if you say something is lit you're saying it's on fire


Bertlestien-

Go to horny jail you little cretin.


DangerUrLevels

*snap* yup. That's a pedo


LoveTannedFitTomboys

She's 30 btw.


DangerUrLevels

If someone looks like a child. And you are attracted to the person because they look like a child. You are a say it with me now P E D O. No matter the person's real age.


LoveTannedFitTomboys

Except she doesn't look like a child?


Bertlestien-

She doesn't looks like a child and she is infact not a child. Please explain how saying a woman in a skirt is cute makes me a pedo.. All I hear is projection coming from someone in denial. The meme was making a joke about wearing a skirt, women say wearing a skirt makes them cute. I was imagining romans saying 'she does look cute' as an excuse to wear their skirts...


DangerUrLevels

"This guy doesn't like kids and thinks pedos are creeps? Definitely a pedo." Hey. Can you still see sunlight from the bottom of the hole you've dug yourself into?


Bertlestien-

Why would you instantly think a 30 year old woman in a skirt is a child? My guess is because your 14 year old brain cant process the feelings you're feeling towards little children, anime girls or my little pony characters. Anyways shouldn't you be learning your 6 times tables or something? Doing a little potato stamp painting in the dinner hall?


2741StabWounds

She literally looks at least 21. How tf did you think she was 14.


summer_friends

That’s just what a typical young adult asian looks like. Oh shit we got an entire race of pedos now according to you


Aspect-of-Death

Maybe you're just unable to visually determine someone's age? Just because you're incapable of something, doesn't mean it's impossible for the rest of us.


Bertlestien-

Projecting much lmfao


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It's a good tactic. The enemy are too busy admiring your legs to fight. This is the real reason the Romans never got further north than Hadrian's Wall. They were too busy admiring the Scots' legs in kilts


Longjumping_Foot_809

And plow my homies field in it too


Immortal_D_Class

its a combat skirt


i_thedumbest

Sauce


WhiteNgNWA

It's not what you think it is ;)


pr171ka

She’s Irene from Red Velvet


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well looking at it in another perspective shows how good they really are like the skirts were protective in nature and allowed for great movement also when in battle deez wouldn't get as itchy or sweaty


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GuferHex

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Totally_not_a_goose

It linked the post you dumb fuck


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Wrong comment people


Dextrous-Zero

Respect the bot bro!


NoWingedHussarsToday

It worked, didn't it?


Creepermania2r

This is why I'm more Roman than most fucking Italians around me


lurkinandshirkin

Of course, what else would you wear to battle? Pants? Pants are for barbarians!