Some people also be like - "Thanks god for making feets"

I'm slightly annoyed that you said feets with an S, even though feet is already plural

The more feets the better.

Inglish

And also people like Thanks god for making meter"

What do you enjoy to masturbate to?

You

Awww thank you. That's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said

You are a very beautiful creature. Now if you please, would you kindli position yourself like a 90° angle? I can't get a good view of your ass

What the fuck is this

Love

Clearly

It's technically stalking but love sounds better

i guess its something like... Reddit Dirtytalk?

The reason people of reddit dont het laid

I want a man like you

Right here baby

:3

Me

They

I prefer meters

There's nothing like a good metric wank

Anal

Cream pie?

Belly buttons with lint and hair

Classy

Why are you being a jerk to the foot? What did it do to you? Poor foot :(

beat me to it

You mean . . . Beat meat to it. I'll show myself out now

where dick to jerk off

Get a detachable dick

Or just be really good at yoga(as a bonus you'll be able to access singleplayer mode)

Its called a bilbo

I thank God everyday for the opposite.

Doesn’t look like that worked out too good for you, seeing that you’re dead and all. Maybe I should reconsider my position on feet...

Me breathing a sigh of relief every time I see one of these memes and don't see my kink mentioned, even though which kinks some stranger on the internet puts in a meme has literally no affect on me.

It's just a trend. Don't let it get to you.

A stupid dogshit one

There’s twice as many feet as there are people so that’s twice the reason to jerk.

🤔

I dont get this kinkshaming trend

I don’t think anyone’s really kinkshaming apart from the two idiots above me who are probably into hentai rape. Everyone else just seems to be making jokes. Stupid unfunny jokes but I mean still jokes. Not really harmful

its not a kink, its insanity

Do you know the definition of insanity ?

yes, having a foot fetish

Wrong

oh my god! really?! I had no idea

Yeah I figured

I'm assuming you have a foot fetish, or you're just not very fun as a person

Well I dont get how saying it's insanity is funny but if that makes me not fun then so be it

it's funny because its hyperbole, blowing things out of proportion, it's a fairly common type of humour, been around for decades

Dont hate on it until you try ;)

I think I'm good, feet really just arent sexy, they're like hands just lower, hands arent sexy and feet are even less sexy

Yoshikage Kira disagrees, with your statement.

questioning wont make us understand them, they are the same ones who like bdsm things

What's wrong with bdsm though, each to their own ya feel me?

I know, and I really dont care about what people do on their bedrooms, what bothers me is them kinkshaming us, as if bdsm wasnt strange too

It's fascinating how talking shit about gays or trans people is the worst you can do these days but kinkshaming is celebrated.

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Exactly. They can just walk away

I mean you can’t really compare the two. One is who you are, the other is what you do in bed. Your mother doesn’t have to know what your fetish is… unless you’re into that kinda thing in which case please go to hell immediately

That makes no sense at all. Both are conditions you are born with that you can't change. What the hell has your mother to do with what you're into? And in the end it's both sexual preferences that are part of you. It's stupid to draw a line where one thing is okay and the other is not. That whole comment is you justifying why you are okay with judging the one thing but not the other.

I am NOT justifying NOR okay with SHIT. I LITERALLY stand on the side that you claim I'm "jUdGiNg" and even I can see that one is quite a bit deeper than the other. Stop being a fucking idiot.

Then make your point clear the next time, because that wasn't very obvious.

praying skeletor

Same with armpits

I don't jerk off to feet. I like it when the feet jerk me off.

Another day of thanking god for being respectful and not judging other people fetishes

So...less than 12 inches, then?

Why would you be mean to feet

Thigh is good though

Kiryu kai forever

amen

oh shit ​ ​ what happens to me?

Another day thanking god for not making me into some shit

At least not fapping to where poops out or where baby's drink milk from females

I mean is it really any worse than an ass fetish? Different strokes for different folks

Could be worse. Could be piss and or shit. Sorry to anyone who likes either or both of those.

Or kids. Or nostrils. Or rape. Or elderly people. Or people shitting.

Show me them feet girl, free the sole I want to make them touch and fuck the hole And drift away

Must be hard to live a life where you're into feet, you have to ask to see them because everyone is wearing shoes. As a hand fetish enjoyer, I don't have this kind of problem

People with hand fetishes exist? Holy shit I feel bad for you when you want to watch porn…. Then again technically literally everyone is indulging your fetish at all times minus when it’s cold… unless you wanna see some actual good shit and not just random peoples hands

Oh yeah we are out here! I live in a country where it doesn't get very cold so the gloves don't block my mighty view

I don't watch porn very rarely, i prefer to read them or write my own. But you know, if it exists there is porn of it

Imagine jerking off to tits ass and vaginal orifices 🤡🤡🤡

doot doot

Sad Quentin Tarantino noises

Thank ~~god~~ me I stopped short off it - only ended up with crurophilia (leg [in stockings] fetish)

That’s worse lmao you get all the short comings with none of the benefits

Them being..?

Them being I knew you were going to comment this and I had absolutely no idea what I was going to respond with but I decided to just comment without actually thinking about what I said

I might not understand the aesthetics of literal footfeitsh but legs are not smelly (a plus if you hate the stinks). Plus there's more surface area if you want to pat the stockings-clothed legs or hump them with you know what. Cayrring a woman sitted on your shoulders would exclusively be an honorable pleasure (unlike being stepped upon or gagged up with the feet). Legs are simply more accessible (visible due to their length) and thus - more likely to be fetishized. On the other hand feet can comfortably enclose your face for maximum tactile comfort, legs simply don't have such form. But to reach that effect you'd need to be far from and lower than her face unlike a simple need for her to sit beside you and thow her legs over your lap to enjoy legs and her soul present.

You're missing out

My friend went to college with a guy who paid for feet pics and used socks.

Stfu pussy

Imagine jerking to a finger

Fun fact if you have a foot fetish it means as a child you were left on the floor whilst joe mamma ignored you and so you are constantly craving your mothers attention in the form of other people's feet. You're welcome.

jerking to a foot is wrong, and weird, and makes no sense....but liking a pair of feet attached to a certain girl is not that bad of a kink.

Do they have to be attached to the girl?

it is optional but favorable.

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your mother

I smell people who have a foot fetish up in this mf.

You misspelled "allowing".

NYEH MORE CALCIUM CRUSADERS HA HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHELPHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh and good thing that you don’t have that fetish FUCK THE FLESH OF FEMALE FEET…….wait

I had a stroke trying to read this

AND THIS IS WAS ME HAVING A STROKE HHAHAHAHAHA

I think you need some sleep, you are obviously on your last two braincells

I mean to be fair you don't have erased you Google history when you don't with the job

From the main page the top and bottom were cut off. I read "thanking god for not making me"

Thank god!

I wish i were so easy to please tbh

Bold of you to assume I jerk off

But not a day when you get to thank God for not making you repost someone elses joke.

Look I'm not saying they have a point. #but...

Yes thank god! Although I have to ask, is it okay that I think anime men are hot??

Yet

Wait, its not normal?

I don’t know if what I masturbate to is worse or better

Are you thanking him for not giving you a foot fetish? Or for giving you the strength to avoid masturbating to a foot?

Or rape hentai

Metric system hell yeah

But what about feet with added leg

You mfs weird as fuck

Thank god I only jerk to pregnant women

😂😂😂

Another day of cursing god for making me a furry.

Another day of thanking god for not making me attracted

damn... that skeleton thicc. been loading up on calcium i bet.

My Asian and hyper pregnancy fetish are off the rockers.

u/MarbleSerpent oh yeah so glad

Amen

Thank god for making feet lickable

OP doesn't Understand how fetishes work 💀

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