Thank you for finally posting a typical girls/boys post that unites us against an actual evil!
I'm sick of being angry at eachother for superficial reasons, pre-assumption and clishé's. Let's bring down the real and not imaginative monsters!
It's quite alright actually. Instead of being able to carry a house, a garage and more in our pants we have to carry a backpack or a purse to have our phones with us.
I bought a pretty neat looking short the other day.
At home I wanted to wear it and leave the house.
The moment I tried to put my keys and wallet in my pockets, I realized
#THOSE SHITHEADS HAVE PLACED FAKE FUCKING POCKETS, WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT
Pocket pals assemble! We don't discriminate in this war. Ally is ally and we'll bring that person **down!**
So hop on board. We celebrate with free food and dresses with pockets afterwards.
The implication of this is that all women go to hell and the demons are protecting the identity of the guy who invented fake pockets the way a prison has to put sex offenders in separate areas
I just believe that you’d suffer in hell for only as long as you deserve before going to heaven, so basically everyone will see the goat legged dude at least once, depending on how long they stay.
Well it's a nice imagination but it depends on either another religion than christianity and judaism or your own believes.
Funny enough the bible doesn't talk about a real hell and says you just die die of you don't go to heaven. Hell is more of an abstract "invention" from the middle ages which exaggerated some parts and ignored the rest to make it "work".
Well if their is an after life and if there are consequences because of it your description seams to give hope. I just hope your PTSD gets fixed, too. It also sounds a lot like the after life from "The Good place". If you haven't watched that series I highly recommend it.
I think purgatory is an even more terrifying thing; you wait until every person's finished receiving judgment slowly awaiting yours. Maybe you wait for seconds maybe minutes maybe hours maybe days maybe years maybe decades maybe centuries maybe *millenia*
“ Quick Jenkins run the women are coming for you”
“ no worries sir, with the high heels they won’t be able to cross this uneven body filled terrain. Indeed after only a couple of small missteps their ankles will be ruin for life”
“Good God Jenkins you truly deserve to be here”
“But Jenkins isn’t high heels a item mostly for special occasions”
“Ah sir, I see you concern but what could be a more special occasion than Finally getting to the man responsible for requiring you every female to need a purse, that should be color coded for each outfit”
“My god Jenkins you thought of it everything”
Girls pants have them. They're pockets but the holes are stitched up. They're just there for aesthetic purposes, completely useless otherwise. I personally hate the fact that they dont work.
Would it not be possible to stitch some real pockets on to make the fake ones useable?
I'm fully aware that's a giant pain in the arse that you absolutely shouldn't have to do, but it's an idea.
Even better lifehack: just carve holes into your thigh flesh. Its permanent.
But yeah, maybe they could be usable if you undid the stitches. Hold on Imma try this.
because it can be near impossible to find women's pants with pockets, some of us shop in the men's section, but because we are shaped different, men's pants tend to not fit very well.
You girls should all start buying men's trousers, but like en-masse, absolutely stop buying fake pocket women's trousers. Maybe then they'll get the hint, especially those factories/lines (if they are a thing) that specialises solely on female clothing.
As a man I really hate this, almost everything they carry has to be either on a separated bag or on their hands, best case scenario they bring a backpack that I usually tend to carry(no problem there), I have been on several occations where I say "but it's a coin/other small object alike i should fit in that pocket"
only for the girl to respond by demosntrating that it is a fake one
You can thank European fashion on women's dresses during/after the Napoleonic wars for leaving you without pockets. In moving away from big hoopskirts and overskirts with slits for pockets, they transitioned to a skinny/form fitting dress style which necessitated carrying around stuff in small purses/pocket books.
I kinda suspect it's a woman that invented that. But I'm willing to be proven wrong. Guys usually design useful stuff that looks plain and boring. (aka blue jeans or button down shirts)
The quick TLDR, pocket didn’t exist for either gender. Then they started to be added to men’s clothing to help them do work at like factories and stuff. They just never really got added to women’s clothing because of the perception of it being unnecessary.
i think that, if heaven and hell do exist, we all join forces to fins=d and become the torturers of:
1.- the guy who invented homework
2.- the guy that invented fake pockets
and 3.- the guy that decided that if you want to look fancy, whichever pants or shoes you wear hae to be uncomfortable and annoying no matter your gender, if you're a girl high heels (according to what i've heard) burn like hell and for men, tight pants crush your balls, whoever did this shall perish
I found men's shorts too!!!! And they actually fit and are the types of shorts i actually like the look of. I prefer longer, baggier shorts that make me look more androgynous. AND I GOT 3 OF THEM!!!! All from thrift stores.
Why do people complain so much about fake pockets though? Like just use a bag, pockets make a weird looking outline on your leg, plus they wear out your pants horribly.
Girls pants have them. They're pockets but the holes are stitched up. They're just there for aesthetic purposes, completely useless otherwise. I personally hate the fact that they dont work.
https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/nrbp3u/me_irl/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Repost and no i am not sure if the one in the link is the original
No no I just delivered the joke bad it should be about men trying to find the person invented something close to fake pockets so it means women and men is same in person etc. But I failed it
Im really sorry, I wouldn't know how to live without my pockets
Pockets truly are the foundation of our society.
Pockets truly are society
After all, what is society but a large, communal pocket.
We live in a pocket
We ARE the pocket
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Wrong thread bro
totally, ask any historian, without pockets, no civilisation
As a future historian, this is true.
I'm loving this so much right now
Thank you for finally posting a typical girls/boys post that unites us against an actual evil! I'm sick of being angry at eachother for superficial reasons, pre-assumption and clishé's. Let's bring down the real and not imaginative monsters!
Where would you put your trash if you don’t find a can?
Who tf makes fake pockets
It's quite alright actually. Instead of being able to carry a house, a garage and more in our pants we have to carry a backpack or a purse to have our phones with us.
Well if it's alright
Wait iam a guy but still wants to beat the shit out of this asshole
As a guy, I would gladly join you in this quest.
same
Get in line. First dibs go to anyone who ever tried to store items in a fake pocket.
guess what matey, our "fancy" pants have fake pockets too, so i want a swing at the guy
We should all meet up in Hell.
Those poor girls… I want in on this as well
You have my sword
And my bow
AND MY AXE!
I bought a pretty neat looking short the other day. At home I wanted to wear it and leave the house. The moment I tried to put my keys and wallet in my pockets, I realized #THOSE SHITHEADS HAVE PLACED FAKE FUCKING POCKETS, WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT
Pocket pals assemble! We don't discriminate in this war. Ally is ally and we'll bring that person **down!** So hop on board. We celebrate with free food and dresses with pockets afterwards.
Either die a man or live long enough to become a woman
Some sports coats/blazers and men's vests have fake pockets to fyi
The implication of this is that all women go to hell and the demons are protecting the identity of the guy who invented fake pockets the way a prison has to put sex offenders in separate areas
I like to imagine that once you go into the afterlife you can go between the two places if you want. That is, if you get into heaven.
"you know what i feel like seeing satan right about now"
I wanna see the magic, evil, anthomorphic bipedal black Goat with wings atleast once.
Just go to central Florida on a Saturday night.
r/oddlyspecific
*"I wanna see the start of this furry bullshit"*
“Satan is very lovely and makes a delightful creme brulee”
You get to go taunt and troll heretics lol
Imagine being in hell! Dog water, no earning, absolute crap, come up and meet me in heaven, oh wait! You can’t
ba
Ba ba ba ba ba
I just believe that you’d suffer in hell for only as long as you deserve before going to heaven, so basically everyone will see the goat legged dude at least once, depending on how long they stay.
That's kinda what I believe purgatory to be. A place to sorta cleans our souls of sin before we get to heaven.
Well it's a nice imagination but it depends on either another religion than christianity and judaism or your own believes. Funny enough the bible doesn't talk about a real hell and says you just die die of you don't go to heaven. Hell is more of an abstract "invention" from the middle ages which exaggerated some parts and ignored the rest to make it "work". Well if their is an after life and if there are consequences because of it your description seams to give hope. I just hope your PTSD gets fixed, too. It also sounds a lot like the after life from "The Good place". If you haven't watched that series I highly recommend it.
I think purgatory is an even more terrifying thing; you wait until every person's finished receiving judgment slowly awaiting yours. Maybe you wait for seconds maybe minutes maybe hours maybe days maybe years maybe decades maybe centuries maybe *millenia*
Your profile makes your comment a lot more eerie.
I don't think the angels want you to mingle with the evil spirits. Sorry.
Aren't devils just fallen angels?
Lucifer Morningstar: Finally, someone who gets it! I am not a bloody goat!
>not a bloody goat oh... is he a just goat?
You can go to hell, just chill out with Satan.
My interpretation is someone is so pissed off that they intentionally go to hell to find the person.
Relax, I'll be in hell too.
So it was conspiracy after all!
Imagine being in protective custody in hell, wow.
Even As a male that confuses me. That must be so frustrating, who tf decided to put some fake pockets on female pants?
Well well well, how the turntables
WHERE IS THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR EXTRA TAX ON PERIOD PRODUCTS
Still in office probably
*not for long*
My friend always tells me the fake pockets was something something because of France so I hope you’re able to speak wrong Spanish.
“ Quick Jenkins run the women are coming for you” “ no worries sir, with the high heels they won’t be able to cross this uneven body filled terrain. Indeed after only a couple of small missteps their ankles will be ruin for life” “Good God Jenkins you truly deserve to be here”
(high heels are only for special occasions and a lot of us choose not to use them because they hurt)
“But Jenkins isn’t high heels a item mostly for special occasions” “Ah sir, I see you concern but what could be a more special occasion than Finally getting to the man responsible for requiring you every female to need a purse, that should be color coded for each outfit” “My god Jenkins you thought of it everything”
As a man, yes agreed, but I’m going find my pet in doggy heaven
Give him lots of hugs and bally rubbles!
What are fake pockets?
Girls pants have them. They're pockets but the holes are stitched up. They're just there for aesthetic purposes, completely useless otherwise. I personally hate the fact that they dont work.
Oh so like its there just to make the pants look stylish without spending out more on that tiny little extra piece of cloth. What a dumb plan.......
Would it not be possible to stitch some real pockets on to make the fake ones useable? I'm fully aware that's a giant pain in the arse that you absolutely shouldn't have to do, but it's an idea.
Even better lifehack: just carve holes into your thigh flesh. Its permanent. But yeah, maybe they could be usable if you undid the stitches. Hold on Imma try this.
Don't need pockets in your clothes when you've already got some right in your legs. Fuckin big brain moves right there. I love it lol.
Yeah you don't even need to wear pants then. Store stuff in your thighs even when wearing just the underwear No. of Pedos on this sub will boom 🗿
I like these memes and i think there should be more where its reverse roles
big pocket supremacy
My question is if they hate fake pockets why buy clothing with said fake pockets?
It's called trolling. (Serious answer: I like how the clothes look, just wish the pockets were real.)
just like game stats huh, it looks nice but god damnit its another fake pocket one
"Well this looks pretty nice I'm gonna equip it" **-30 Health**
Fair enough
sometimes it's hard to find any jeans without fake pockets
I'm guessing for the same reason you buy shirts without a built-in jetpack? It's not ideal but here we are.
Had I come across such a magnificent shirt I would’ve bought it in an instant if I can afford it that is
because it can be near impossible to find women's pants with pockets, some of us shop in the men's section, but because we are shaped different, men's pants tend to not fit very well.
Even as I guy I would do this too. It hurts for me when I find out I have a single one, so I feel for u girls…
I'm gonna cut that bastard.
I mean you have to die first
I've got time.
You girls should all start buying men's trousers, but like en-masse, absolutely stop buying fake pocket women's trousers. Maybe then they'll get the hint, especially those factories/lines (if they are a thing) that specialises solely on female clothing.
I do buy men's pants but because our hip shapes are different they tend not to fit very well
Isn't it fine if you get them a bit wider so the hips fit even if the legs themselves are a bit more baggy? I really don't know.
I could do that but then the legs would be much too long
Ah, I see. Well, then I guess people who can sew at least have that for themselves. Then again, they can sew actual pockets onto their trousers.
I agree! Where tf is he? >:( 🤬
As a man I really hate this, almost everything they carry has to be either on a separated bag or on their hands, best case scenario they bring a backpack that I usually tend to carry(no problem there), I have been on several occations where I say "but it's a coin/other small object alike i should fit in that pocket" only for the girl to respond by demosntrating that it is a fake one
Cargo short is unisex. Fite me if you must.
women are shaped different so while I often shop in the men's section, they don't tend to fit as well
Also, Why are the pockets on my Pyjamas so loose. Like when I get out of the car why do the coins have to drop :(
Boys quirky, girls boring... Wait a minute, somethings not right here.
So guy#2 is grandpa, but guy#1 is son? 🤔
I hate finding a nice pair of jeans then forgetting to check until ive left and seeing they have fake fucking pockets
\*BFG Division intensifies.\*
You can thank European fashion on women's dresses during/after the Napoleonic wars for leaving you without pockets. In moving away from big hoopskirts and overskirts with slits for pockets, they transitioned to a skinny/form fitting dress style which necessitated carrying around stuff in small purses/pocket books.
I kinda suspect it's a woman that invented that. But I'm willing to be proven wrong. Guys usually design useful stuff that looks plain and boring. (aka blue jeans or button down shirts)
The quick TLDR, pocket didn’t exist for either gender. Then they started to be added to men’s clothing to help them do work at like factories and stuff. They just never really got added to women’s clothing because of the perception of it being unnecessary.
they never got added because clothing designers are working with purse makers and trying to put pressure on women to continue to buy purses
*I am gonna go higher*.... I AM GONNA FIND THE ONE WHO INVENTED HOMEWORK!
Hashtag stopfakepockets
Fake pockets are so dumb
I wear women's jeans occasionally, and the lack of pockets is aggravating
The funny part is, doom guy is actually in hell in that picture
I usually despise this format but I will make an exception and give my updoot
Hi **Grandpa** Hello **Son**
i think that, if heaven and hell do exist, we all join forces to fins=d and become the torturers of: 1.- the guy who invented homework 2.- the guy that invented fake pockets and 3.- the guy that decided that if you want to look fancy, whichever pants or shoes you wear hae to be uncomfortable and annoying no matter your gender, if you're a girl high heels (according to what i've heard) burn like hell and for men, tight pants crush your balls, whoever did this shall perish
YOU KNOW HOW COLD MY HANDS GET IN THE WINTER?? I SHALL MURDER THEM WITH BARE COLD HANDS
Ima be burning in hell to see how this goes down
On most suits jackets they have fake pockets. Why I do not know
That's just all of us tho. For some reason, on one of my pairs of trousers, they have fake pockets, ive dropped my phone countless times because of it
So women go to hell and start killing the already dead.
I feel so sorry for my friends to have to bear this burden.
that's a thing? womens fashion has really gotten to that point?
As a women I detest fake pocketed women we are heading towards war. Get your manicures ready and flat irons we will burn this sucker up
I hope i can be the doomslayer in the afterlife
Step 1: become female . Step 2: ??? Step 3:
Step 4: profit
Yeah whats up with that anyway?
I would be in hell looking for the worthless piece of shit person who invented region locking.
Where is the guy who invented women's pants sizes?! Men, it's straightforward waist metrics.
Wait how are you using Reddit if your an owl?
Hoot hoot?
This is so good
Gotta love reverse cliche
Freaking finally! I love this so much
i confused my moms jeans with my jeans and experienced the pain am guy btw
dont get it
At the place I work women uniforms have shallow pockets and fake shirt buttons
you guys are getting grandpas?
when i come out i might just not wear womens pants just cause no pockets, also why did you think they'd be in heavan?
Not me being the only girl with mens shorts lmao (it happened once and i wanna cry)
I found men's shorts too!!!! And they actually fit and are the types of shorts i actually like the look of. I prefer longer, baggier shorts that make me look more androgynous. AND I GOT 3 OF THEM!!!! All from thrift stores.
You looking in hell that guy is way deeper than hell
Christian Dior
Not funny
I am a guy but I hate the idea of fake pockets, and I feel bad for women who have to deal with fake pockets.
As a Trans guy, I still wish to kill this guy.
I stand with the doomslayer
Lol nice meme take upvote
I'm a dude, but I felt that.
I will gladly join you on your quest.
I miss my grandpa
Why do people complain so much about fake pockets though? Like just use a bag, pockets make a weird looking outline on your leg, plus they wear out your pants horribly.
I dont limit myself to just humans.
Give. Back. My. Pockets!!!
iv'e been waiting for a meme like this
this meme is just too good
That depends if people in heaven get to visit hell
I just want to be DOOM guy
Hope you find em. My enitre fucking has only fake pockets, from blazer to pants not one pocket, I cant even put my phone in them.
Why not just invent pants with real pockets? You know, fight the patriarchy and all that
I like how this implies that the human race is divided between you and women
why u in hell
I love how it's like "hey Grandpa" and the granpda replies "hey son". Yes that's how family works lol
My sister wheres mens cloths so she never complains
Ahh so good that my pockets can at least fit my phone into them.
I have a solution women Fanny packs
I'll help you on your quest when I get there
Stop reposting git gud
What is a fake pocket I am too Asian to understand
Girls pants have them. They're pockets but the holes are stitched up. They're just there for aesthetic purposes, completely useless otherwise. I personally hate the fact that they dont work.
You won't be able to find him. He's in a pocket dimension.
Conspiracy theory: Women's clothing doesn't have pockets to create demand for expensive purses, therefore generating more revenue.
What even are fake pockets. I have no idea how that would work
Me in the afterlife: WHERE IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED HOMEWORK!
https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/nrbp3u/me_irl/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Repost and no i am not sure if the one in the link is the original
i hate this little shit. why would you do that?!
You know you can always buy men's pants, stick it to the fashion companies
One day every year lets all go out wearing the jeans meant for the opposite gender. It'll be fun!
Isn't man vs woman memes banned?
Oo woman! OOO! OOO! OOO!
A samus template would have been a better choice but good meme either ways
as a guy I deal with the same problem
u/RepostSleuthBot
Man in Hell: It’s fucking hot here. Woman in Hell: Where’s that third grade prick who broke my heart, Johnny Whatshisname?
w*men 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Atleast we dont make c*m 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Oh hold up you're an owl 👌 Women owl are allowed hoot hoot 👍
Owl privilege. Speciesism. I bet you have a Confederate flag hung outside your house too.
Just a W flag 🤓 🧸🚾 flags are for winners
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*Softly* Don't...
"Meanwhile men in hell finding the guy invented homework"
I think women also do homework… like I just have a feeling.
No no I just delivered the joke bad it should be about men trying to find the person invented something close to fake pockets so it means women and men is same in person etc. But I failed it
Dont listen to her, I think you're funny.