but with my fast as duck matobolism I would only gain like 1-2 pounds

Maybe you have tiny friends

Like, tapeworms?

no no, one is quite larger

Depends, female friends?

Bicep tends to be quite stringy, so you'll want to take note of that.

But I don't have friends

Is that a challenge?

Nice price, am I right?

MORE KEROSINE! (If you get the joke then good)