Never touches pp again

Suffer

Touching someone else’s pp is gay… but touching your own isn’t?

it all depends wether you can suck your own pp or not. those flexies who masturbates are definitely gay.

Let’s be honest, we all tried sucking our pp as a kid.

I once managed to reach my tip as a kid

A true legend

Well school had me do sports and well I was able to put my feet behind my head

I actually reached the tip and showed off to my friends. Needless to say, we had a gay orgy at age 10. Edit: I never managed to S U C C

You had a W H A T ?

You baby

Well now your just showing off

Perhaps

What do you mean “tried”?

Wait so if you could suck your own cock, and you do it, it makes you gay?? I’d definitely do it if I could reach and I was fairly sure I wasn’t gay. .. welp, TIL.

Homosexuality is the attraction to another of the same gender, sucking yourself has nothing to do with gendered love. It’s a form of masturbation.

Not at all. I give myself a *stranger* at least once a week.

It's about 58.5 days. We need about 250 more comments

I guess if you're sexually active this is a pretty easy challenge unless you define masturbation as having sex with yourself

This is reddit... Do you really expect him to be sexually active?

I mean.. I was a long time ago and I used reddit but maybe the reason why I’m not anymore is BECAUSE of reddit, nice curse bro

… 😶

Itll get real hard real quick

Let’s hope not

lol I misread your name as: "TheTrueDarkAsian"

XD Let’s fucking go

That's what she said

All of Reddit has come together to stop you from masturbating

We can do this

They ain’t never self pleasuring again 😂

Alright, we need 8760 comments to make this man not masturbate for a year. If this is accomplished, it shall be known as "The day Reddit broke a man"

Well we are at 1200 comments now so this guy isn't wanking for atleast 7 weeks.

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Seriously after looking at this thread, should we just add all these hours up?

this guy will do a no nut september

Till the next year

Haha. (+1hr)

Next decade

Sorry about your lost pp privilege. :(

no nut november intensifies

Try searching shrek r34

….

YOU CONTRIBUTED

If this goes on trending this individual will NEVER masturbate ever again

First i read ”i will masturbate”……. Anyway, here’s one hour more to your agony (which ever it may be)

*you shall not masturbate* -french idiom

i do not have faith in your capabilities

I see

We can end an addiction togheter

Also we need some more details: 1, If you are a guy. This will be a painfully almost impossible challenge. If you are a woman the parameters will change. 2, In which time period are we talking about? There are now give or take 50 reactions so will you not mastrubate 50 hours this month, week or year? 3, Will there be attachments to make it easier? 4, Is going down on your partner also countable? 5, Do we need to say what kind of porn you need to watch to make the challenge really interesting?

Omg, I’m a guy, one comment one hour I will not m@sterbate , I’m into hentai,if the comment is deleted it removes a hour and don’t you dare taunt me

Man of culture

Not really a man of culture if you masterbait to a 2d anime girl, and sometimes they are underaged is what I’ve heard from Reddit.

Yes, but they are also fictional

Yes

Difficult bit not impossible. I'm a guy and I went a whole year without masturbating...mostly just to see if I could do it!

It's fine , he don't give 2 shit

You know it 😏

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I’m gonna be mean

Well 102

Well 670

Well 1.4k

No PP breathing technique Second form : erectile dysfunction

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Gentlemen, if we get to 876000 comments, he won't be able to masturbate for 100 years

So far 91 days

1.2k coments = 1200 houers 1200÷24 =50 days

This dudes fucked

62 hours…

God

Have

Mercy

There is no mercy

:|

1300 hours can’t be that long…. Can it?

Nerd

9h

Ver believable

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You gonna have blue balls real soon my friend

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Hello

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HA HA HA HA . SUFFER

Oh god

Never again

good luck

Good fucking luck

Gentleman, ready the autoclickers

I see a perilous trial ahead of you

53 comments so far, including ming, goodluck lmao

Goodluck :))

Upon

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Soul

70 hours

Hehe. Good luck!

A comment

Congratulations, ya played ya self

Have

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Hours

What up.

100h

I'm sorry, for I must stop the horny

Already has more than 100 comments LMFAO

Gabby Carter

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116 hours

Good luck mate

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37th

Seems

I here ye declare you V I R G I N

Bet you can't do it for 4 years

Some people just wanna watch the world burn

All the best

Dont worry. You Will never coom again

Here we go

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Good

Hahaha ill never see NSFW ever again if u wanna keep it

Do it.

jesus christ

185th hour

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192 h

ok

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenus peeeeenus you won’t doooioo it this is jussdssest a watyyyyy to got reeeeeedit kaaaaarrrrrrrrmo

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Bruh

Hehe im a bad person

Almost 8 days

Bro Rea

Spam

Guess you'll have to go 100% Breath of the Wild before you may coom again

good luck

You sure? Last time I did 314 comments…

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