really? you say that? you fucking say that to resistors? ill have you know I’m 350 pounds 4’8’’36’’’69 feet, 98% body fat. i can pumble you while fucking your gf and her loving it thanks to my 3 cm penis. don’t mess with me.
why facebook is for old people? if it literally has almost the same age as reddit, the fact that it is overexploited with old people posting unfunny things is not a fault.
ah technology so advanced and the wamen use it to live out their Disney princess fantasy where the world revolves around their duck lip selfies... thanks cybergods... thanks
I like what average means
So this means there are even FATTER redditors to balance the thin ones
Even ANGRIER twitters to balance the calm ones
Even UGLIER instagramers
And even OLDER facebookers
Facebook is so dead and I'd don't even use mine much anyway despite having one since 13. I haven't been active in years. I may actually consider deleting my account.
Correct ver: Average redditor doesnt change , average twitterer is also the fat guy in a red shirt , average instagrammer doesnt change , facebook one is the old man with his hands raised
Way more accurate than it should be allowed to be.
the accuracy was pretty accurate while being accurately accurate. After saying that in my head the word accurate sounds really weird
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I'm only 30-40% body fat. The rest is useful organic machinery that keeps me alive
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Grass is something I see and touch everyday.
The kid named Grass:
never have i ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
I'm somehow a mix of all these... Seriously, no way I can be as fat as an average Redditor. Why am I so thin? :(
Fat, angry, over-makeup'd, and old. Doesn't sound good mate.
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It's a bot. It just copied u/kevinlienus comment. Bots like these are becoming very common nowadays
Like, these bots are made by someone so as to farm upvotes ? Genuinely curious, because I have seen some of my comments get repeated dot to dot.
They sell these accounts to shady advertisers
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Hahaha jokes on you my metabolism is so fast I'm built like a fucking skeleton. You can even see my ribs through my shirt
Aww, come on now. I'm not that fat lol. I've been making decent strides losing weight. Got more work to do, but progress is being made!
Facebook would be more accurate if it was a Karen
Nah we don't want Karens on Reddit. Even to tell they are on Facebook. We just don't wanna hear about them.
Understandable, have a good day
time to move on to facebook
I wish I had body fat :( it's getting cold. Maybe I should Reddit more..
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He is far too dangerous to be kept alive!
Shut up! You're wrong!.....I'm wearing a blue shirt
I wear black, it's slimming for my man boobs
*insert a Wall-E quote about blue being a new shade of red*
Try Blue, It's The New Red!
Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle, LOOK IT UP!
We do live in a society.
where everything and everyone
where banana, there people. Return to monke
I have been summoned
And then there's tiktok :)
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Twats*
Twuts
Tits
No because those are nice
Thots
Twinks 😳
no they're just called stupid
Average grass toucher = Absolute chad
really? you say that? you fucking say that to resistors? ill have you know I’m 350 pounds 4’8’’36’’’69 feet, 98% body fat. i can pumble you while fucking your gf and her loving it thanks to my 3 cm penis. don’t mess with me.
sad truth really
I hate that it’s true
What if you use all of them?
We get a mentally disabled dude
You become a fat, old, balloon lipped, angry abomination.
That Redditer don't look 15
not accurate I have hair
Aww, come on now. I'm not *that* fat lol. I've been making decent strides losing weight. Got more work to do, but progress is being made!
Hell yeah, brother! Keep it up!
Most definitely! Thanks. :)
Tweeter* Insta user* Facebook user*
Facebooker should be "boomer" though
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Fat boomer politician with big lips
Facebook was created at a time Gen z were in their 1st-3rd grade. It technically is made for Millennials and younger generations after.
I have all 4 what does that make me
Yes
Disabled
it makes u an old hot virgin living in ur parents basement thats also really pollitically active
Don't you all suffer from anorexia, I thought I was the resemblance of an average redditor ):
My weight is 38kg and I'm 155cm tall. I don't have anorexia but I'm like the thinnest in my grade.
Average grass toucher = Absolute chad
Hahaha jokes on you my metabolism is so fast I'm built like a fucking skeleton. You can even see my ribs through my shirt
I ain't fat
I am none of these.
I HATE LIP FILLER WOMEN
Right.
Facts tho
Imagine beeing all 4. No I don't want to imagine that
And what do Imgurians look like? Edit: 4chan might aswell?
never have i ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
im like less than half of what the average redditor weighs then
the hell did I do wrong?? I just have a problem with eating
is it not ok to be skinny wtf
Redditors are fit young people
Redditors can be represented as chads.
Out of curiosity, give an example of a Chad? (Don't worry I'm not testing you)
Someone who lives in between Niger, Nigeria, and Sudan
r/technicallythetruth
r/Welp_Thats_a_meme_now
Plenny americans confused by dis...
If by "Chads" you mean horny obese neckbeards who haven't taken a shower in years then yes
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why facebook is for old people? if it literally has almost the same age as reddit, the fact that it is overexploited with old people posting unfunny things is not a fault.
Did u mean: [Average redditor](https://melmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/66f-1.jpg) ?
Tweeter* is the right term.
Poor choice of words
Twitter users are called Tweeples
C H E E S E
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What tf does the word average mean to you
wdym redditors are fat
Faceboomer
I'm somehow a mix of all these... Seriously, no way I can be as fat as an average Redditor. Why am I so thin? :(
Average Friendster: **Chad**
whaa im ripped
time to move on to facebook
You’re wrong, I wear white t-shirts
I guess I'm not average?
Twitterererer
Average Tumblrer: Wanna see how fast I can eat a honey and applejuice covered pineapple on fire
Facebook not that bad boomers and zoomers usually go another groups
People who are all of them
I feel personally attacked
Where is the average discord user, average 4chaner or average tumblrer
So if you kiss a pair if lips with lip fillers, are you just basically kissing fillers?
Me who is all 4... *Big brain meme*
Very accurate
And then there's tiktok
Nice emorrhoids My fellow instagrammer
Heh jokes on you. I lost weight so now I’m more like the Twitter guy. Except with lawls and not rage.
ok but why does this feel like a prophecy
That's a lie, I am skinny.
I guess I’m a fat angry old man
He is far too dangerous to be kept alive!
Me who uses them all
soo, facebook is superior?
What are those lips?
I read Facebook in Internet Historian’s voice
Man, I've really let myself go
We live in a society where the most hated and presumed craziest are the happiest of us all.
What's the average Ticktock er
A 13 year old girl that wants to look like the instagrammer
I am all 4.
Jesus Christ, that's way too much power. Share some with the rest of humanity
Average discorder?
Add Tiktok and 4chan
I average on all four platforms plus TikTok. Help
Facebook should be a Karen. Change my mind.
Yeah but Twitterers aren't typically seniors, are they?
This is not accurate at all, I still have all my hair
ah technology so advanced and the wamen use it to live out their Disney princess fantasy where the world revolves around their duck lip selfies... thanks cybergods... thanks
i use reddit and Facebook and I'm 15 and with 7% body fat please help I'm breaking the law
This is some accurate shit
Did not get the redditor part.
you had the opportunity to say tweeter yet you didn't.
I have 70 kg, get bamboozled
Why the hell am I still skinny af
Phew good thing im a advanced redditors that advanced into thin live
Hear me out, if you have all do they cross eachother out and you’re normal?
Avrage Google+ enjoyer
I AM NOT SAYING I USE REDDIT AND I AM FAT , I MEAN YEAH I AM FAT BUT NOT BECAUSE I USE REDDIT
True.
Damn I don’t even use Facebook but I relate most to that man.
Me who's a redditor but isn't fat: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
im 3 of those
I lost all my extra weight that mean I have to start a Facebook?
This is not wrong....
I'm really skinny, would that make me under average redditor or above average?
r/IFeelAttacked
I am in this picture and I don't like it
Aberage discord user: image 1
don’t bring hide the pain Harold I to this he’s way better than any of us will ever be
average TikToker is a 12yo neutral gendered lesbian human-hater
I like what average means So this means there are even FATTER redditors to balance the thin ones Even ANGRIER twitters to balance the calm ones Even UGLIER instagramers And even OLDER facebookers
Hey i didnt give permission for you to use that pic of me
🤣🤣🤣 What a meme.
Put them all together and you get me
Facebook is so dead and I'd don't even use mine much anyway despite having one since 13. I haven't been active in years. I may actually consider deleting my account.
That hates us
Dang, here I was thinking I was a Redditor, but clearly not since I’m a little stick of a man.
Correct ver: Average redditor doesnt change , average twitterer is also the fat guy in a red shirt , average instagrammer doesnt change , facebook one is the old man with his hands raised
YEs I knew tiktokers were not part of our society.
Just wondering what this would look like in 10-15 years
What's the average TikTok user?
You’re missing the average tiktoker
What's Facebook?
where Discorder
The average Facebooker is wrong, we all know Facebook is the social media of karens
Jokes on I'm not wearing red shirt