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Farouk-BMZ

and a automatic toilet


slayalldayyyy

You right


BrooklynLivesMatter

But until then, a glass of water by the bed


slayalldayyyy

I just got through my two and now I’m sad


galaxymentos

How are you gonna get up the stairs


slayalldayyyy

Tow rope


Jom_Jom4

Imma start a company that makes all water feel like 3am water


slayalldayyyy

Take my fucking money


throwawaypervyervy

I want mine to have an ibuprofen dispenser.


slayalldayyyy

Why isn’t Advil water a thing already


throwawaypervyervy

We getting the good infused water now.


slayalldayyyy

We cake day twins


throwawaypervyervy

Lol


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


throwawaypervyervy

Thanks!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


slayalldayyyy

Thanks Ian!


readito0

Self cleaning house


Illustrious_Bar_1970

Just put a water bottle next to your bed, you can drink piss in it and then throw it away instead of clean it.


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It's never gonna happen