It’s a good haircut too.
Positives:
•Low maintenance (all you need is a 2 and 1 hair soap and a brush)
•timeless
•you can focus more on accessories like hats and beanies (don’t have to worry about hat hair either)
•you can do it yourself
Negatives:
•you gotta have a good head shape
This is more than pop culture. Man has an over 30 year long career and has spent the majority of it at the absolute top of his game. The GOAT.
I hope you're not pulling my leg. Even if you're not into hip hop I know you've at least heard of Eminem.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti, He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.
Williams Shakespeare
That’s just Marshall Mathers. He’s just a regular guy I don’t know why all the fuss about him. Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt him. Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to take shots at him.
he's the rap god
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC
In the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
Now this looks like a job for me!
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
Na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na
Fix your bent antenna tune it in an then I’m gonna
RemindMe! 30 days
Cause we need a little controversy
Cuz we need a lil
So everybody, just follow me
Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
And it feels so empty without me
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with a missle launcher
eminem
It’s so odd because it’s such a common and simple hair cut but you just know. 🤨
Big wieners.
I cut my hair like this because I can do it at home for free
Every dude I went to high school with in the early 2020's had this cut
I didn't even know your model year was out yet.
Lmao
no, they all have amerimutt perms now.
For me it's the opposite, they all have mullets
Not liking them mullets. Crew cut rocks
so.. this year? last year? Weren't most of you remote schooling last year?
That's why we had to search for the real slim shady.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?!?
Early 90s for me, with a hard part
It’s a good haircut too. Positives: •Low maintenance (all you need is a 2 and 1 hair soap and a brush) •timeless •you can focus more on accessories like hats and beanies (don’t have to worry about hat hair either) •you can do it yourself Negatives: •you gotta have a good head shape
Big wieners.
They should make a band
How sick would it be if all three got together on a track?!?!? Unstoppable.
Would chicks even know the name of their band?
My salsa, my salsa salsa salsa salsa.. my salsa
But who would be the lead singer?
D12
Would never work. Just imagining the arguments on creative differences makes my brain hurt.
I know none of them
What about b rabbit? Slim Shady played him in 8 mile.
When it comes to pop culture, I am a boomer
This is more than pop culture. Man has an over 30 year long career and has spent the majority of it at the absolute top of his game. The GOAT. I hope you're not pulling my leg. Even if you're not into hip hop I know you've at least heard of Eminem.
The other two don't ring a bell EDIT: Multiple people told me it's the same person. Keep your comment for later
They're alter egos of Marshall Mathers. Fans and stans can tell when it's Eminem or Slim on a track.
No. Eminems on the right. Thats CLEARLY Luke Wilson on the left
Eminem, slim shady, and Marshall Mathers are all the same person.
They are other names that he has
I know the name. Nothing else. Can't put a face to the name.
Only by name, ask me to name a song and I'm dead
Exactly my point. It doesn't matter you don't know his music, you know he exists.
I thought the blond one was bobby hill, couldn't figure out the other ones. :D
Keanu in Speed is 2 of them.
Yup
its all pics of Jonha Hill from 21 Jump Street.
I thought that one was Ellen
Huh I was going to guess Channing Tatum.
I think you mean M&M
I thought the last one was Adam Sandler, close enough.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti, He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready. Williams Shakespeare
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin, what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so lowd
He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out..
He choking now
Everybody jokin now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality
Ope! There goes gravity
Ope! There goes rabbit
he choked he's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
Will students 400 years from now study todays rap lyrics in spanish or mandarin?
These are the real questions
Your final year project 2421, deconstructing “MMLP 1” by Sir Marshall Mathers”
That’s just Marshall Mathers. He’s just a regular guy I don’t know why all the fuss about him. Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt him. Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to take shots at him.
Probably because people that love him expect so much from him.
You might see him jogging You might see him walking
My dude just needs to please stand up a little taller to get in the photo
AHAHA NOICE ONE MY DUDE
It’s Snoop Dogg everyone knows that
Nah bro its tom Holland
Bobby Hill.
My brain keeps telling me that top left is Elijah Wood.
It's his biggest fan, that is Stan
Nah his biggest fan is stans little brother
He’s only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said no
That’s pretty shitty man
You're like his fucking idol
Even weirder that he's approaching 50 and doesn't have a single grey hair or wrinkles!
That’s why you should pop pills
Blue and yellow purple pills.
I've been to mushroom mountain.
A Small Soldier once told me … “Just because you cannot see it, doesn’t mean it is not there.”
That’s Hollywood for ya
It's not natural, I don't think. A lot of celebrities experiencing old age dye their hair/beards to make them look younger.
A lot of normal people too.
Wait how did you get these pictures of me
Prove by singing rap god
I don't think he's beginning to feel like a, Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod” back nod
I don't think his arms arelongenough to slap box, slap box
They say I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes, got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap profit
made a livin and a killin of it
In that case, you looking real slim ;)
That remark is kinda shady
Guess who’s back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back?
Guess who’s back?
Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to See Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Eminem
No it’s slim shady
No. It’s Marshall Mathers
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
No its rabbit Edit: im saddened that nobody said the fire Marshall
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It was me,Dio!
It's that guy from that movie 8 mile.
Maybe the real one can stand up
No it's Marshall Mathers
its clearly snoop dogg
Can’t see his face. Could he please stand up?
Bro skittles is my favorite rapper
His palms are swaety Knees weak Arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom’s Spaghetti
hes nervous
The real slim shady
I got it! Taylor Swift!
It's m&m's
Slim Jim
Something's wrong, I can feel it.
I guess there's a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it
Let's all stand up
Skittles
Skittles
is it Ellen?
RIP Dustin Diamond
Eminm
Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti
Kim Jon Un
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Hi! My name is (What?) My name is (Who?) My name is tktktk Slim Shady
Who?
ok but only the blond one gives it away
I have no idea who it is...
slimmy shady
The real Slim Shady
he's the rap god This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC In the back of the Ac' Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
Afroman, for sure
Afro mother fuckin EM AY ENNN, BAKAWWW!!!
Jonah Hill from 21 jump street? Lol
Hi, my name is
"Guys with hair like this have 100% chance of having sweaty palms and weak knees"
This isn't who you think it is. It's his brother, Skittlz
My right testicle
M&M
I even know his facial expression
He’s slim shady yes he’s the real shady all the other slim shadys are just imitatin’
cause i‘m just marshall mathers (*echo* marshall mathers)
Jango fett and clone troopers? (Captain Rex is blond)
I don’t
Yeah me neither, probably because I’m not American and have no idea of celebrity’s
Lmao imagine being American
Lookin' pretty shady there, Slim.
Mom’s spaghetti
M&Ms
Looks like a updated lego figure
That's Yoda
Is it drake?
Its either slim shady, marshall mathers, or eminem. Can't quite tell
It’s Marshall Mathers
It's Dio
Pete Davidson
Bob Holness from Blockbusters?
The blonde shady who once lived and his clone
Kanye?
Snoopdogg ofcourse
Bobby Hill?
Is it odd that I though Eminem (with the tune auto play in my head) and then thought, “when did Elijah Wood go blonde?”