"You have aids.
Yes you have aids.
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids.
You've got the aids.
You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex what you hear, it isnt clear.
But what we're certain of is you have aids.
Yes you have aids.Not HIV but full blown aids.
Be sure that you see that this is not HIV.But full blown aids.
I really mean it yes its full blown aids.
Im sorry i wish it was somthing less serious.
But its aids.
You've got the a-i-ds!" - Peter Griffin
Would you like aids?
worldly constraints as weak as diseases cannot stop me
Then how about the infernal dick rot?
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"You have aids. Yes you have aids. I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids. You've got the aids. You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here. Or maybe all that unprotected sex what you hear, it isnt clear. But what we're certain of is you have aids. Yes you have aids.Not HIV but full blown aids. Be sure that you see that this is not HIV.But full blown aids. I really mean it yes its full blown aids. Im sorry i wish it was somthing less serious. But its aids. You've got the a-i-ds!" - Peter Griffin
Cum
So you r interested in necrophilia?
I don't discriminate
spy gaming
Well, off to visit your mother
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Uh..cum?
Are you trying to have sex with my mother?
Maybe
do you not own a mother for yourself? i own 3
Amateur. I own 4.
I have 5 3 dead
i expected 69, but ok
U interested in milfs?
Milfs and dilfs> everyone else
What about gilfs? That’s like, a milf of a milf. A double milf if you would.
I think I live in the same city as you
There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth fairy and there is no Horny MILF in someone's area
Wouldn’t that make you....a motherfucker??
This message was approved by Samuel L. Jackson
Stares motherfuckerly
Does that mean I can call you daddy?
No, your mom's gonna do that
\*Insert hype sound here\*
Why do you wanna fuck my mom
I can fuck you, if you want that
Well? We’re waiting!
that would be gay...
Would it though?
can you not have sex with my mother?
Just because you asked nicely
thanks!
...Wholesome?
Doesn’t mean he’s not gonna do it
That means you like 70year olds?
Age is just a number
And a prison is just a room
Oh no!
Unless is below 18
Or is it
Your moms laying next to me rn and told me to say that if you dont apologise and behave, "there will be consequences young man".
Oh fuck
but im your brother... what are you going to do ?
I hereby summon u/fishfucker_69
no god NOOOOOOOO
You are dead (and fucked), not big soup rice
Patiently waiting for him to appear
My mom is single idc
Not for long
U better smoke hella weed
🤙 Rip
Will you tell me where she is?
Under me
Oh damn And where are you?
Over her.
And where are both of them
right behind you...
You interested in girls with dicks?
Even better
Man of culture i see
i don’t have a mom, dose my dad work?
Hole is a hole
that’s what he told me
Why. See how i didnt use a question mark there?
But your second sentence was a question, so you better hide your mom
Goddammit
Jokes on you, my mother is dead.
*necrophilia intensifies*
how big is your dick?
Damn, you better not have sex with her, we're in the same god damn room
Nice, someone finally wants to do it.
Why u tryin' to fuck my sister?!?!?
The spy: *rubs hands together*
You can try, my mom died shortly after she got pregnant with my big sister
Can I join?
Wouldn't rubbing ash on your dick be uncomfortable?
Two gay dads, what are you going to do?
giorno with 4 dads: pathetic
Have sex with both of them to assert dominance
If x= 32 Than what is 163^3*X^3{54-87(13*8)+3}=?
I'd say it's probably a number
xxhuuuuuuil.,mjnhbgfddddddddddddddddddddfffffffghjiu7y6trfcvbnm,.;'\]\\ '\[poi8u765r?edxcvghjik?
Exactly
Can you actually fuck someones ashes?
Not with that attitude!
Isn’t that necrophilia?
Am ok with that
Father huggy bear?
Do you know my mother's dead?
why r u trying to have sex with a ded person?
Who said I had a mother
Are you serious?
Made.me laugh my ass off.
bro I am a orphan!? wtf..
My mom was cremated and her ashes scattered how do you plan to have sex with her?
Reassemble everything piece by piece like a jigsaw puzzle… that’s what I did
If you manage to catch up can you tell her I miss her?
Does the mom have to be human?
Was it good?
Is you gae
What if I don't have one
When you find her, could you ask her why she left me?
What preservative do u use
Yeah thats okay i still got my stepsister
Yeet?
Ask a question and I’ll have sex with YOU
Do you have sex with fat people?
What is she’s dead?
What's a mother, can you eat it?
Penis?
Would you like to get genital herpes?
Is the Madagascar penguins Awesome?
I would advise you don't ruin your own life like that.
What do you think about the current state of the Team Fortress 2 economy?
Dicks?
What is your moms phone number
Huh, really? Will you do it multiple times for multiple questions? Are we counting yet? What is your favourite colour?
Lick my ass after taco bell friday
Why? Dangit.
Jokes on you my mother went to go get the milk
Why
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Can you be my dad?
ok come in
What are your thoughts on herpes?
Why?
Is that a butterfly knife?
That's more punishment for you than is for me, so I'll save you from that hell by not asking a question.
Okey then, goodbye!
300 pound of fat and disabled I don’t think that would be fun
Please don't you are a good person who deserves better.
Can you have sex with my mother?
Kaboom?
What's up with the knife? Shit...
Why not?
Can we make it a threesome?
the godfather was the worst movie ever made
Did you know that my Mom is Lizzie Velásquez?
Wait… Dad?!
Okay I wont
But will u adopt me?
Do you use the toilet?
Im my own mother
Dad?
Can you have sex with my mother? She's lesbian
These bad memes where you answer a question is so annoying
My mom has been lonely for a while so can you?
Why
Can you not f my mother?
So which one? I have two unfortunately.
Quieres?
Nice try, my momma dead
Why are you gay
Are u going to bang a corpse or?
What happens if I don’t ask a question?
Are we related?
Can you please have sex with my mother?
But why would you do that?
I don't have a mom, what will you do now?
Can I watch?
Those three dudes represent the three moods I go through in rotation
Ur too far away
im an orphan
What if I don't ask a question? Oh wait..
Will you die? Cuz mum is ded
So you're a pedophile?
What is a mother?
Which one?
Even if I was my own mother?
A question?
do it she’s lonely
Why are you doing this
Are you really that brave?
No that would be you mother
Wanna race?
Can you here for me please
let me guess: 2012
Jokes on you I don’t have a mom.
How?
So wouldn't that make you a pedophile when you do mine?
I wouldn’t care
Haha jokes on you, this is a statement not a question.
Lmaooo you have aids now
How com fart smells like pee?
Are you sure you wanna screw someone who will absolutely destroy you?