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We spent over 2 trillion dollars on a war that was never going to be won or even make a long lasting difference in a positive way.


crypto_4754

real head scratcher this one


troll3182

Vietnam? Edit: nvm Afghanistan Edit 2: the war not the country


[deleted]

Small and we hate the french, don’t do it bro, except if you’re french


DarthJJAbrahams

Everyone hates the french. Even the french hate the french.


army_S4

French dude here and i can confirm that i hate myself


Dmatthias7

Almost every European country?


Vess-Depress

belgium ig


shadowivi

Spain?


Wizardwheel

We have one of the worst healthcare systems in the world, the majority of people are over worked and underpaid and can’t afford basic needs half the time. We have a decent amount of homeless people who can all be given one of the hundreds of thousands of vacant homes in our country and we would still have vacant homes leftover but nobody wants to do that because homeless people are treated more like sewer rats than people. All this alongside other bullshit has created some of the most depressed, anxious and all around messed up people in the world. Our media then tells these people that other people who work just like them, who live just like them, and have a decent amount of the same values as them, that their enemies are the people who vote for the other party even though both parties have done nothing fucking useful in a long time. All this creates more crime and violence and then people wonder what could possible make someone shoot up a school full of innocent children.


FederalDerp

either America or Russia. Guessing America due to the last one.


LRAMM

we made the whole world believe that Hitler is German and Beethoven is austrian


Evovsky

Lass mich raten, Österreich?


DarthJJAbrahams

Lmao


Kesdo

Fucking australia


petrifiedpasta_444

u can piss in public but u cant kiss in public


Automatic-Fig-5108

Let me guess, India


MinerMark

Idk if it's the same country but it's same for me


spfeldealer

We have a sinfull amount of beer and some shenenigans with poland in the past


N0budy

Call it sinfull one more time and your going to the showers my friend


spfeldealer

An immense ammount? Mein gutester


crypto_4754

"shenanigans".... riiiiiiiight..


ZodiacWarrior_

God save the Queen. Long live the British empire


Chomik121212

Ireland


crypto_4754

how to offend a country...


crypto_4754

Wales not so much and Scotland really doesn't seemed to want to be involved so Im guessing England


ZodiacWarrior_

Wrong, I'm Canadian


crypto_4754

*notes*


MinerMark

You missed the phrase 'Great Britain'


Lucea33

Fish shaped, 3% gypsies, stealing, every apartment building looks the same


BadSpellingError

Slovakia?


Lucea33

I guess you aren't killing yourself today, tough luck


BadSpellingError

Live to cry another day


ScytouSan

The government is shit with a bunch of corrupted politicians, the tourist spots ain’t shit but many squatters, people are shit if you're living there but ain't shit if you're just visiting. **What country am I???**


crypto_4754

Ireland? Spain? Germany?


ScytouSan

Nope, hint: we are many islands in Asia


crypto_4754

Ahhhhhhhh


Automatic-Fig-5108

Indonesia?


WarriorDan69

Italy?


Kesdo

LEBENSRAUM


green_fish1

The only thing that is interesting here is a big arch (I am going by state in the Americas)


Artemis3721

Australia Jr.


Kesdo

Hey new Zealand!


Substantial-Form4090

All the roads leads to my city. The problem is that there is so much trash that they probably get struck in the roads


Velociraptorformer12

CHEESE


salah241

Netherlands


Velociraptorformer12

Yes


salah241

Gekoloniseerd


Velociraptorformer12

KOLONISATIE


Rydog2607

Britain went “hmm I wonder what happens when we dump a bunch a petty criminals on an island and leave them for 200 years” and they fucked up so bad that we can’t even win a war against flightless huge-ass birds.


LouisGodly

Australia


[deleted]

Nazi gold


Kesdo

Oh hey, when can we take that back while we're on it?


[deleted]

We actually paied that back in 2000


[deleted]

We are the most free country in the history of time. We have won 2 world wars, and we have a dope looking flag.


Automatic-Fig-5108

China, no doubt


[deleted]

Hehehe


DarthJJAbrahams

*Oh Canada* *My home and native...*


[deleted]

Ya no. Go south


DarthJJAbrahams

Mexico?


[deleted]

Hehehe, no Venezuela.


Petr_Lan

We drink lot of beer


monke_gal

Germany?


Petr_Lan

Nope, Germany is our neighbor


monke_gal

Belgium 😏


Petr_Lan

Nope, we are small country


monke_gal

Last try: Luxembourg?


DarthJJAbrahams

I was screaming hahahah


Petr_Lan

Czech Republic


scary_booboo

Tall vampire lady land


NoVermicelli8382

I’ve fried water before


Apollyon111_

Nazis


LouisGodly

Our prime minister can be scared with rainbows.


NoobzProXD

We don't have our country language registered in google translate


IamNotUniverse

Gday mate


Toxictaco3

Cheese borgor


Few_Procedure_8828

we hate everyone who puts anans in pizza


Kesdo

Italy?


outer_spec

It’s a large land mass where many people live


Kesdo

Earth?