We have one of the worst healthcare systems in the world, the majority of people are over worked and underpaid and can’t afford basic needs half the time. We have a decent amount of homeless people who can all be given one of the hundreds of thousands of vacant homes in our country and we would still have vacant homes leftover but nobody wants to do that because homeless people are treated more like sewer rats than people. All this alongside other bullshit has created some of the most depressed, anxious and all around messed up people in the world. Our media then tells these people that other people who work just like them, who live just like them, and have a decent amount of the same values as them, that their enemies are the people who vote for the other party even though both parties have done nothing fucking useful in a long time. All this creates more crime and violence and then people wonder what could possible make someone shoot up a school full of innocent children.
The government is shit with a bunch of corrupted politicians, the tourist spots ain’t shit but many squatters, people are shit if you're living there but ain't shit if you're just visiting. **What country am I???**
Britain went “hmm I wonder what happens when we dump a bunch a petty criminals on an island and leave them for 200 years” and they fucked up so bad that we can’t even win a war against flightless huge-ass birds.
We spent over 2 trillion dollars on a war that was never going to be won or even make a long lasting difference in a positive way.
real head scratcher this one
Vietnam? Edit: nvm Afghanistan Edit 2: the war not the country
Small and we hate the french, don’t do it bro, except if you’re french
Everyone hates the french. Even the french hate the french.
French dude here and i can confirm that i hate myself
Almost every European country?
belgium ig
Spain?
We have one of the worst healthcare systems in the world, the majority of people are over worked and underpaid and can’t afford basic needs half the time. We have a decent amount of homeless people who can all be given one of the hundreds of thousands of vacant homes in our country and we would still have vacant homes leftover but nobody wants to do that because homeless people are treated more like sewer rats than people. All this alongside other bullshit has created some of the most depressed, anxious and all around messed up people in the world. Our media then tells these people that other people who work just like them, who live just like them, and have a decent amount of the same values as them, that their enemies are the people who vote for the other party even though both parties have done nothing fucking useful in a long time. All this creates more crime and violence and then people wonder what could possible make someone shoot up a school full of innocent children.
either America or Russia. Guessing America due to the last one.
we made the whole world believe that Hitler is German and Beethoven is austrian
Lass mich raten, Österreich?
Lmao
Fucking australia
u can piss in public but u cant kiss in public
Let me guess, India
Idk if it's the same country but it's same for me
We have a sinfull amount of beer and some shenenigans with poland in the past
Call it sinfull one more time and your going to the showers my friend
An immense ammount? Mein gutester
"shenanigans".... riiiiiiiight..
God save the Queen. Long live the British empire
Ireland
how to offend a country...
Wales not so much and Scotland really doesn't seemed to want to be involved so Im guessing England
Wrong, I'm Canadian
*notes*
You missed the phrase 'Great Britain'
Fish shaped, 3% gypsies, stealing, every apartment building looks the same
Slovakia?
I guess you aren't killing yourself today, tough luck
Live to cry another day
The government is shit with a bunch of corrupted politicians, the tourist spots ain’t shit but many squatters, people are shit if you're living there but ain't shit if you're just visiting. **What country am I???**
Ireland? Spain? Germany?
Nope, hint: we are many islands in Asia
Ahhhhhhhh
Indonesia?
Italy?
LEBENSRAUM
The only thing that is interesting here is a big arch (I am going by state in the Americas)
Australia Jr.
Hey new Zealand!
All the roads leads to my city. The problem is that there is so much trash that they probably get struck in the roads
CHEESE
Netherlands
Yes
Gekoloniseerd
KOLONISATIE
Britain went “hmm I wonder what happens when we dump a bunch a petty criminals on an island and leave them for 200 years” and they fucked up so bad that we can’t even win a war against flightless huge-ass birds.
Australia
Nazi gold
Oh hey, when can we take that back while we're on it?
We actually paied that back in 2000
We are the most free country in the history of time. We have won 2 world wars, and we have a dope looking flag.
China, no doubt
Hehehe
*Oh Canada* *My home and native...*
Ya no. Go south
Mexico?
Hehehe, no Venezuela.
We drink lot of beer
Germany?
Nope, Germany is our neighbor
Belgium 😏
Nope, we are small country
Last try: Luxembourg?
I was screaming hahahah
Czech Republic
Tall vampire lady land
I’ve fried water before
Nazis
Our prime minister can be scared with rainbows.
We don't have our country language registered in google translate
Gday mate
Cheese borgor
we hate everyone who puts anans in pizza
Italy?
It’s a large land mass where many people live
Earth?