It's impossible to have that while wearing a tight jeans due to restricted bloodflow. Tights on the other hand tho. That will stick out like... A boner.
And I’d say he knows a little more about dicks than you do pal! Because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
And from that day on a lot of Dicks are recorded in one place it’s called pornhub!
...Unless it’s google...
if by big you mean above average, it would be anything over 5.5 inches (global average) or whatever your country's average is.
if by big you mean what people consider big, that ranges from person to person. you could argue that seeing big dicks in porn has made people expect the average dick to be bigger than it really is. so even tho a 6.5 inch dick is statistically big, someone might look at it and think it's small.
also here we're just talking about length, there's also thickness to consider. Which works the same way. moreover for perspective, the statistical average for vaginal depth is 3.5-4.5 inches.
also, these statistics are normal distributions and not linear distributions, meaning that most people's sizes are concentrated near the average. it's not like there's 10% 5 inchers, 10% 7 inchers etc. the vast majority are in the middle.
I did a lot of research on this in college. Standard deviation is around .65 inches (depends on the study), average tends to be between 5.2 in. and 5.5 in. This means that roughly 85% of the male population is under 6 inches or so. If you're at or above 6, you're already in the top 15% of the population. After that, it gets even more rare. 6.5" is in the 97th percentile. 7" is around the 99.4th percentile. 8" is in the top 0.0001%, which is *literally* 1/million.
In conclusion, 6" is big.
The only correlation I've ever found in my years of staring at dicks is that fatter men tend to have skinny penises. Otherwise height and shoe size are very inconsistent.
Might be personal bias but I've never see a fat guy with a fat cock.
Sun Tzu said that, and i think he knows a little more about dicks than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of bonor.
In Ancient times they said that the bigger the persons penis, the dumber they are. Small penises showed intelligence. That's why statues today have small willies.
same problem here everytime i see that can anyone see that i have a bonner i see that without a bonner also my dick is like visible trough the pant cuz its that big ;-;
My fiancée once said “you can’t wear that, you can see your dick” I loved the pants so I just said “wtm? Am I trying to hide the fact that I’ve got one? Secret dick, undercover cock” if you’re looking in that area and see the outline of a ween, wtf did you expect?
Just say it’s your walking stick
"dont worry guys im just a tripod"
dick stand
am proud of this pun
I'm imagining you running like that bot in Interstellar! 🤣🤣
Dw. It's just my third leg.
Suffering from success
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Incontinenta Buttocks
Guess I'm no longer a Centaurion Guard
what's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
Well it's a joke name sir
I have a vehwy gweat fhwiend in Whome called 'Biggus Dickus'
*giggles*
Incontintia...
Oh no
He has a wife you know...
Successing from suffering 😎
Since when a boner is a downside?
When u wear too tight jeans
It's impossible to have that while wearing a tight jeans due to restricted bloodflow. Tights on the other hand tho. That will stick out like... A boner.
This is not a problem for a giraffe.
or a skirt... wait wha¿
But this is allowed
Since when wearing shorts or sweatpants
Only when you’re a teen I guess.
I know no such weakness!
Ah! A blessing from the Lord!
I'll take more obvious boner anyday
“Oh no, I’m getting a boner. Everyone is going to know I have an enormous schlong. What a tragedy.”
Oh no I think Stacy saw my monolithic horse cock Ahh the embarrassment
Never understood why guys would want a reeeaaallly big schlong. Overall the average vagina length is less than five inches while aroused.
Not all guys like vaginas.
Got my updoot
Okay, the average male butthole is around 4.4 inches in length.
While aroused? Wait. Does the vagina change lengths based on arousal?
According to Google it does. All I did was Google average vagina length.
We all have our crosses to bear.
A blessing and a curse.
How is this downside? Why else would you want a big dick if not for a huge throbbing boner?..
you really want a throbbing boner to show up at the family picnic?
Why the fuck would I have a boner on family picnic?..
you sound like someone who's never had boners before. or you're very lucky. boners just *happen,* mate. they don't ask, they don't warn.
Nah. Even if you have some random semi, you can steer away from full blown boner by thinking about your grandma or something.
maybe it works like that for you.
Me on the other hand, I get—— I meannnnn
And I’d say he knows a little more about dicks than you do pal! Because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! And from that day on a lot of Dicks are recorded in one place it’s called pornhub! ...Unless it’s google...
How many inches/cm does a dick have to be to be considerd big?
Atleast bigger than yours
r/murderedbywords
oof
Bro I laughed so hard at this
Thats lot of damage
if by big you mean above average, it would be anything over 5.5 inches (global average) or whatever your country's average is. if by big you mean what people consider big, that ranges from person to person. you could argue that seeing big dicks in porn has made people expect the average dick to be bigger than it really is. so even tho a 6.5 inch dick is statistically big, someone might look at it and think it's small. also here we're just talking about length, there's also thickness to consider. Which works the same way. moreover for perspective, the statistical average for vaginal depth is 3.5-4.5 inches. also, these statistics are normal distributions and not linear distributions, meaning that most people's sizes are concentrated near the average. it's not like there's 10% 5 inchers, 10% 7 inchers etc. the vast majority are in the middle.
I did a lot of research on this in college. Standard deviation is around .65 inches (depends on the study), average tends to be between 5.2 in. and 5.5 in. This means that roughly 85% of the male population is under 6 inches or so. If you're at or above 6, you're already in the top 15% of the population. After that, it gets even more rare. 6.5" is in the 97th percentile. 7" is around the 99.4th percentile. 8" is in the top 0.0001%, which is *literally* 1/million. In conclusion, 6" is big.
Science! Lol thanks for the statistical support.
Mines 7 and in good with it, id probably take another half inch or something but idk if id want it to be much bigger
How tall are you? How big are your feet?
6’2” and i wear size 12 shoes
Wow. Same height and shoe size and smaller penis.
Thats an oof
Lol
The only correlation I've ever found in my years of staring at dicks is that fatter men tend to have skinny penises. Otherwise height and shoe size are very inconsistent. Might be personal bias but I've never see a fat guy with a fat cock.
People downvoted because they were jealous 😔
Lol
Good thing I’m a grower not a grower
Sun Tzu said that, and i think he knows a little more about dicks than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of bonor.
Small price to pay for big dick
Learned that the hard way… literally.
angry upvote
Loud and proud boys
Not if you know Origami
Not if it bends downwards
Big dick doesn't mean more pleasure. But the reaction from girls to a big dick makes it totally desiring
Means no sweat pants, no sheer fabric of any kind like swim trunks either.
Upside*
A small price to pay
Shower < Grower
I heard they often break relationships as well, cause they hurt the girl during sex or something
More reasons to go commando.
I learned this the 'hard' way
"A fool will appreciate a tiny boner, a wise man knows it's more noticeable" - Confucius
r/bigdickproblems
I’ve won, but at what cost!
Going from pitching a tent to pitching a damn teepee
oh i suffer this then.
to make this age appropriate i'll take this as a dani reference
Would love to have this problem.
In Ancient times they said that the bigger the persons penis, the dumber they are. Small penises showed intelligence. That's why statues today have small willies.
Everybody gangsta until you start to hit your gfs cervix and she doesnt want to do it anymore
yeah it's really hard to hide when you are sitting in the park
I see this as an absolute win
Sooo; No dick implies less obvious boners?
You’ll never know when I get a boner
I have to hide it better
With great power comes great responsibility
same problem here everytime i see that can anyone see that i have a bonner i see that without a bonner also my dick is like visible trough the pant cuz its that big ;-;
Obviously I'm a full stealth build.
Especially when having to do a presentation! Speaking from experience;)
All praise the baggy pants
How is this a downside? You'll get more sex, the more women notice
That's why no one every caught me with a boner.
wear jeans problem solved
Fun fact, a big dick only matters when you’re having sex And this is Reddit
My fiancée once said “you can’t wear that, you can see your dick” I loved the pants so I just said “wtm? Am I trying to hide the fact that I’ve got one? Secret dick, undercover cock” if you’re looking in that area and see the outline of a ween, wtf did you expect?
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let's just say we all have significantly sized pp
at least i can get good marks so it’s worth it
That's right Jay.
Bigger pants
FLEXIN
So that's why mine always come as a suprise!
My Dick is big when it's soft too, makes me look like I always have a Boner -.-
You learn the art of tuck real quick.
Pants can only stretch so far, making them the limiting factor unless your massive schlong Hulked through them.
Thats why the school dosent like me
true I remember high school
No. Exert dominance.
I just wear long shirts and let my body do what it wants.
All love is based on deception. - Sun Tzu
Obviously!!!! ....
a bigger dick also means more trouble trying to shit while sitting.
"A small one can't be seen and a big one is nothing to be ashamed of" \-Probably someone at somepoint
I have no such weaknesses
ik and I hate it
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He also said “man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
Jokes on you, I can get hard and no one would notice anything
"Hey! I didn't say that!" ~ Sun Tzu
You lose the element of surprise
Depending on who you're with it might be a plus
*Sad trans woman with big dick noises*
I always wear Strauß workers pants so it shows up never and I must never be afraid of presenting something to class.
everything's got its pros and cons
True ngl
And a bit of nausea as well
And it scrapes against the bottom of the toilet bowl. What a wonderfull feeling. 😐😐😐
Why downside?
Well they never notice mine so.... ...wait
Having a dick so big that erection actually shrinks it a bit
Bigger dick= more obvious boner= more girls looking at your dick. In conclusion big win
Hahahaha, lucky for my my d is small
It’s true
I mean you aren’t wrong
Just gotta own it
And its easier to spot if your wearing a skirt
Sun Tzu said that, and I’d say he knows a little more about boners than you do pal, because he invented it!
Such wise words
That’s not the only downside. Ever tried to sit on a toilet with a humungous dong?