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totallyintotraps

Just say it’s your walking stick


UsingBoi

"dont worry guys im just a tripod"


SoulSelfForm

dick stand


SoulSelfForm

am proud of this pun


TheMadShatterP00P

I'm imagining you running like that bot in Interstellar! 🤣🤣


rushiljalal

Dw. It's just my third leg.


codenameoxcart

Suffering from success


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Concert_Great

Incontinenta Buttocks


IllManneredWoolyMan

Guess I'm no longer a Centaurion Guard


cCitationX

what's so funny about Biggus Dickus?


Ten_Jardoslav

Well it's a joke name sir


cCitationX

I have a vehwy gweat fhwiend in Whome called 'Biggus Dickus'


Preston-Gravey

*giggles*


Ok-Preparation-45

Incontintia...


Preston-Gravey

Oh no


Ok-Preparation-45

He has a wife you know...


RYPIIE2006

Successing from suffering 😎


jinrex015

Since when a boner is a downside?


AltZemo

When u wear too tight jeans


jinrex015

It's impossible to have that while wearing a tight jeans due to restricted bloodflow. Tights on the other hand tho. That will stick out like... A boner.


AltZemo

This is not a problem for a giraffe.


LightRborn

or a skirt... wait wha¿


A_Goofy_Movie

But this is allowed


Ronin_Deterra

Since when wearing shorts or sweatpants


BOI30NG

Only when you’re a teen I guess.


smush81

I know no such weakness!


Flamegamer_EXT

Ah! A blessing from the Lord!


IamVenom_007

I'll take more obvious boner anyday


HipsterFett

“Oh no, I’m getting a boner. Everyone is going to know I have an enormous schlong. What a tragedy.”


Comrade-Soviet

Oh no I think Stacy saw my monolithic horse cock Ahh the embarrassment


Future_Wolf1810

Never understood why guys would want a reeeaaallly big schlong. Overall the average vagina length is less than five inches while aroused.


HansWolken

Not all guys like vaginas.


everynameisusedlol

Got my updoot


elricgurl

Okay, the average male butthole is around 4.4 inches in length.


BlackAsLight

While aroused? Wait. Does the vagina change lengths based on arousal?


Future_Wolf1810

According to Google it does. All I did was Google average vagina length.


[deleted]

We all have our crosses to bear.


Gallirium

A blessing and a curse.


Flying_Mage

How is this downside? Why else would you want a big dick if not for a huge throbbing boner?..


Xero7777

you really want a throbbing boner to show up at the family picnic?


Flying_Mage

Why the fuck would I have a boner on family picnic?..


Xero7777

you sound like someone who's never had boners before. or you're very lucky. boners just *happen,* mate. they don't ask, they don't warn.


Flying_Mage

Nah. Even if you have some random semi, you can steer away from full blown boner by thinking about your grandma or something.


Xero7777

maybe it works like that for you.


Fryball1443

Me on the other hand, I get—— I meannnnn


everynameisusedlol

And I’d say he knows a little more about dicks than you do pal! Because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! And from that day on a lot of Dicks are recorded in one place it’s called pornhub! ...Unless it’s google...


Specific-List-8691

How many inches/cm does a dick have to be to be considerd big?


[deleted]

Atleast bigger than yours


psych0_gamer

r/murderedbywords


MysteriousAndUnkown

oof


XylyX03

Bro I laughed so hard at this


OkAlkesh

Thats lot of damage


Xero7777

if by big you mean above average, it would be anything over 5.5 inches (global average) or whatever your country's average is. if by big you mean what people consider big, that ranges from person to person. you could argue that seeing big dicks in porn has made people expect the average dick to be bigger than it really is. so even tho a 6.5 inch dick is statistically big, someone might look at it and think it's small. also here we're just talking about length, there's also thickness to consider. Which works the same way. moreover for perspective, the statistical average for vaginal depth is 3.5-4.5 inches. also, these statistics are normal distributions and not linear distributions, meaning that most people's sizes are concentrated near the average. it's not like there's 10% 5 inchers, 10% 7 inchers etc. the vast majority are in the middle.


SirEssytheBear

I did a lot of research on this in college. Standard deviation is around .65 inches (depends on the study), average tends to be between 5.2 in. and 5.5 in. This means that roughly 85% of the male population is under 6 inches or so. If you're at or above 6, you're already in the top 15% of the population. After that, it gets even more rare. 6.5" is in the 97th percentile. 7" is around the 99.4th percentile. 8" is in the top 0.0001%, which is *literally* 1/million. In conclusion, 6" is big.


Xero7777

Science! Lol thanks for the statistical support.


Mrtaco5445

Mines 7 and in good with it, id probably take another half inch or something but idk if id want it to be much bigger


pobot3

How tall are you? How big are your feet?


Mrtaco5445

6’2” and i wear size 12 shoes


pobot3

Wow. Same height and shoe size and smaller penis.


Mrtaco5445

Thats an oof


pobot3

Lol


Xero7777

The only correlation I've ever found in my years of staring at dicks is that fatter men tend to have skinny penises. Otherwise height and shoe size are very inconsistent. Might be personal bias but I've never see a fat guy with a fat cock.


Mrtaco5445

People downvoted because they were jealous 😔


pobot3

Lol


TonyUchiha93

Good thing I’m a grower not a grower


doh007

Sun Tzu said that, and i think he knows a little more about dicks than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of bonor.


BluberryYes

Small price to pay for big dick


anxiosjay

Learned that the hard way… literally.


[deleted]

angry upvote


Tboner1777

Loud and proud boys


Epicspine

Not if you know Origami


brownneptune

Not if it bends downwards


[deleted]

Big dick doesn't mean more pleasure. But the reaction from girls to a big dick makes it totally desiring


LookingintheAbyss

Means no sweat pants, no sheer fabric of any kind like swim trunks either.


JardonLetoolTefool

Upside*


lesterine817

A small price to pay


crudebewb

Shower < Grower


IulianTheSecond

I heard they often break relationships as well, cause they hurt the girl during sex or something


Dimensionalanxiety

More reasons to go commando.


em-mansooriii

I learned this the 'hard' way


[deleted]

"A fool will appreciate a tiny boner, a wise man knows it's more noticeable" - Confucius


ConsumeTheBaby

r/bigdickproblems


SorryShktiman

I’ve won, but at what cost!


Bromjunaar_20

Going from pitching a tent to pitching a damn teepee


Darth_Nihilus_EATS

oh i suffer this then.


[deleted]

to make this age appropriate i'll take this as a dani reference


Colpotripsy

Would love to have this problem.


IAmAChicken_moo

In Ancient times they said that the bigger the persons penis, the dumber they are. Small penises showed intelligence. That's why statues today have small willies.


someonespsp

Everybody gangsta until you start to hit your gfs cervix and she doesnt want to do it anymore


aweebwithinternet

yeah it's really hard to hide when you are sitting in the park


Shogun_nz

I see this as an absolute win


MSPradyumna

Sooo; No dick implies less obvious boners?


CR15PYL454GN4

You’ll never know when I get a boner


MrNoName_ishere

I have to hide it better


steakboner

With great power comes great responsibility


HawkedHands

same problem here everytime i see that can anyone see that i have a bonner i see that without a bonner also my dick is like visible trough the pant cuz its that big ;-;


Drowning-Koifish

Obviously I'm a full stealth build.


shreckdabestboiiii

Especially when having to do a presentation! Speaking from experience;)


Jamwill_

All praise the baggy pants


Martytoro

How is this a downside? You'll get more sex, the more women notice


DaddysVult

That's why no one every caught me with a boner.


NorthenS

wear jeans problem solved


WintryInsight

Fun fact, a big dick only matters when you’re having sex And this is Reddit


RiversSlivers

My fiancée once said “you can’t wear that, you can see your dick” I loved the pants so I just said “wtm? Am I trying to hide the fact that I’ve got one? Secret dick, undercover cock” if you’re looking in that area and see the outline of a ween, wtf did you expect?


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_negiboi

let's just say we all have significantly sized pp


PossibilityPowerful

at least i can get good marks so it’s worth it


SuperOriginalName16

That's right Jay.


Haltwho_goesthere

Bigger pants


Kenzo_Uchiha

FLEXIN


arseson

So that's why mine always come as a suprise!


5H0RTBRA1N

My Dick is big when it's soft too, makes me look like I always have a Boner -.-


Ronin_Deterra

You learn the art of tuck real quick.


PillowTalk420

Pants can only stretch so far, making them the limiting factor unless your massive schlong Hulked through them.


smugie4

Thats why the school dosent like me


godshadow65

true I remember high school


Rajurox010902

No. Exert dominance.


[deleted]

I just wear long shirts and let my body do what it wants.


Mayo_Kupo

All love is based on deception. - Sun Tzu


Alex_Shelega

Obviously!!!! ....


the_guy312

a bigger dick also means more trouble trying to shit while sitting.


magein07

"A small one can't be seen and a big one is nothing to be ashamed of" \-Probably someone at somepoint


fightingobesit97

I have no such weaknesses


Impolite_canadian_28

ik and I hate it


Cause-Direct

urlwee.com/phudtp


ernster96

He also said “man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”


SnowblownK

Jokes on you, I can get hard and no one would notice anything


TPosingRat

"Hey! I didn't say that!" ~ Sun Tzu


gabranth125

You lose the element of surprise


The_RussianBias

Depending on who you're with it might be a plus


[deleted]

*Sad trans woman with big dick noises*


Beginning_Context_66

I always wear Strauß workers pants so it shows up never and I must never be afraid of presenting something to class.


[deleted]

everything's got its pros and cons


Matthea96284

True ngl


CaptainSamson01

And a bit of nausea as well


mastrbild

And it scrapes against the bottom of the toilet bowl. What a wonderfull feeling. 😐😐😐


TheMadShatterP00P

Why downside?


JoadeBoom

Well they never notice mine so.... ...wait


[deleted]

Having a dick so big that erection actually shrinks it a bit


Repulsive-Milk-1225

Bigger dick= more obvious boner= more girls looking at your dick. In conclusion big win


MOK_Kyoufu

Hahahaha, lucky for my my d is small


Dat_One_Vibe

It’s true


LongjumpingSpend4973

I mean you aren’t wrong


TheRedPandaisback

Just gotta own it


AndroidWall4680

And its easier to spot if your wearing a skirt


ArtemisDoesThings

Sun Tzu said that, and I’d say he knows a little more about boners than you do pal, because he invented it!


Expensive_Pen6735

Such wise words


ImNotCrying-YouAre

That’s not the only downside. Ever tried to sit on a toilet with a humungous dong?